Chapter 92
"Oh!" Hao Jiyou woke up, but he still secretly glanced at Bai Ruyu, laughed and asked:
"Brother Lei is back? By the way, who is this beautiful beauty in ancient costume? She is so beautiful, she is a peerless beauty. Brother Lei won't introduce her?"
Zhuge Lei was about to introduce it, but unexpectedly, Bai Ruyu waved her sleeves and a ghost handprint flew out of thin air, sucking hard on Hao Jiyou's face!
Bang!
After the crisp sound, five fingerprints immediately appeared on Hao Jiyou's face.
"Ouch... Damn!" Hao Jiyou was beaten around in a circle, covered his face, looked around, and shouted, "Who hits me, who the hell is hitting me? There are ghosts, there are ghosts!"
Poor this guy, after being beaten by Bai Ruyu, I don’t know who beat him!
白如玉更是恼怒,一挥衣袖,又要施暴.
Zhuge Lei hurriedly stopped him and smiled, "Ruyu calms down, this guy..."
Bai Ruyu's anger was not extinguished, and pointed at Hao Jiyou and cursed: "I am the daughter of a good family. You are frivolous, you are so frivolous, and you are so angry that you are talking about miserable words. Is there no king's law in this world?"
"So you hit me?" Hao Jiyou covered half of his face and shouted aggrievedly: "Sister, how can I say anything about being a slut?"
其实郝继友的话,也没什么.
But Bai Ruyu had a thinking four hundred years ago. In that era, Hao Jiyou's beauties' screams just now were equivalent to teasing good women.
Bai Ruyu naturally didn't believe it, looked at Zhuge Lei and said, "Leilang, how could you know such a person?"
"Ah? Lei Lang? You are..." Hao Jiyou was even more stunned and was caught by Lei.
Zhuge Lei smiled, held Bai Ruyu's shoulder and walked into the gym, explaining: "This guy... is my follower, his identity is equivalent to your Wan'er, who is just a dirty person on the outside, and he is greedy for money and lust for profit. Everything else is fine."
Bai Ruyu became even more puzzled and asked, "Is it Lei Lang's servant? Such servants, who are evil slaves and bully their masters, were beaten to death by sticks in the past."
卧槽,这么狠?
郝继友在后面听着,吓得一哆嗦.
Zhuge Lei held back his laughter and said, "Ruyu calmed down and didn't worry about him. When we came back from sleeping in Foshan, we would give him a stick and sell him to Zhang Dahu's house, and let him wash the foot binding cloth and pour the piston for Zhang Dahu's wife..."
Bai Ruyu believed it to be true and asked casually: "Who is Zhang Dahu?"
"Oh, Zhang Dahu is one of my friends and drinks..."
Zhuge Lei was lying and thought Bai Ruyu was also fun. He had such a high Taoist practice but he didn't know anything about modern society.
Hao Jiyou was extremely depressed and had no idea what Zhuge Lei and this ancient costume beauty were talking about!
Although he was depressed, he didn't dare to ask, for fear of being slapped again or being beaten to death with sticks.
Zhuge Lei took Bai Ruyu upstairs and led her to visit.
Bai Ruyu looked left and right, very satisfied, and smiled and said, "It turns out that Lei Lang's Maoshan Medical Hall looks like this. I will bring Wan'er here in the future, and this place is enough to live in..."
At the end, Bai Ruyu's face turned red again, lowered her head, extremely shy.
Because what she said about moving here means marrying here.
Zhuge Lei smiled and said, "Why do you have to live here in the future? I'll just drive Hao Jiyou out."
Bai Ruyu was even more shy and happy. She thought Zhuge Lei was in a hurry to get married, so she lowered her head and said, "I'm the one who listened to Lei Lang."
Zhuge Lei nodded, asked Bai Ruyu to sit down for a while, and went to wash himself.
After washing up, Zhuge Lei went downstairs and found Hao Jiyoubai covering his face and squatting in front of the gym in a depressed state.
“喂,脸还痛吗?”诸葛雷问道.
Hao Jiyou hurriedly turned around and asked, "Brother Lei, who is the beauty you brought back? I think she is a fairy, why did he slap me in the face with a wave of his hand?"
Zhuge Lei sighed and said, "She is my fiancée. She has been appointed as a child since she was a child and has been found from her hometown."
"Ah, it turns out to be my sister-in-law?" Hao Jiyou was surprised and suddenly laughed: "Haha, Fang Xiaoqing was cuckolded! No, it should be Fang Xiaoqing who cuckolded her sister-in-law!"
When talking about gossip topics, Hao Jiyou's face no longer hurts.
Zhuge Lei glared: "What are you doing? Fang Xiaoqing and I are clean and have nothing."
Hao Jiyou grinned and said, "Brother Lei, let's not mention Fang Xiaoqing. I'll ask you, why is my sister-in-law wearing ancient costumes and speaking in a very literary way, learning the accent of the ancients?"
诸葛雷点头,继续忽悠,说道:
"Oh, your sister-in-law is a top student at Yanjing Guowen University, majoring in... Ming Dynasty history, late Ming Dynasty history, because of her professional reasons, she prefers ancient style, dresses, speaks and works, and all etiquettes follow the rules of the Ming Dynasty."
Hao Jiyou half-believed and half-doubted, grabbed his scalp and said to himself: "Is it true or false?"
This guy has no idea that Bai Ruyu is a ghost until now!
While he was talking, Zhuge Lei looked up and saw Zhuang Xintong wearing a white dress, holding a crutch under her armpits, and walking from afar.
Zhuge Lei smiled and waved: "Young sister, it's so early, I'll wait for you all night!"
"Brother Lei lied and didn't make drafts. He obviously had sex with his sister-in-law for a night, but he said he had been waiting for someone all night." Hao Jiyou murmured in a low voice and asked again: "By the way, Brother Lei, it turns out that this girl is your junior sister?"
Zhuge Lei ignored Hao Jiyou and just looked at Zhuang Xintong.
Zhuang Xintong walked slowly, without a polite word, and asked coldly: "Are you ready? Can you go to sleep in Foshan?"
Zhuge Lei smiled and said, "Junior sister, don't worry, sit in the room, I'll clean up and leave."
Zhuang Xintong frowned: "I'm waiting outside the door, you can clean up quickly. Also, don't call me junior sister, I'm not."
Hao Jiyou snickered when he heard this. It turned out that Brother Lei was a junior sister who was recognized by herself and she didn't buy it.
Zhuge Lei smiled again and said, "Then call Miss Zhuang. Come in and sit down. I will introduce someone to you. This person is my friend. He knows more about sleeping in Foshan and is willing to help and go with us."
"Your friend?" Zhuang Xintong looked suspicious. After thinking about it, she finally entered the gym.
Zhuge Lei asked Zhuang Xintong to sit down and went upstairs to invite Bai Ruyu.
Bai Ruyu was helping Zhuge Lei to make up the bed and room. When he saw Zhuge Lei coming in, he asked, "Leilang, are we going to sleep in Foshan now?"
Zhuge Lei nodded, stroked Bai Ruyu's back with his hand, and said, "Ruyu, my junior sister is here, downstairs. Come downstairs with me, don't say you are... a ghost, I see if she can tell it."
Bai Ruyu was half-wrapped in Zhuge Lei's arms, both ashamed and happy as she nodded repeatedly.
Because in the previous life, although these two were lovers, they both kept their compassion and never held their hands.
Now that we enter modern society, Zhuge Lei's intimate little move is thrilling in Bai Ruyu's eyes.
Even if it was holding hands, Bai Ruyu felt that it was a shameless thing.
"Okay, come down with me." Zhuge Lei patted Bai Ruyu's shoulder and took her downstairs.
Zhuang Xintong sat quietly on the sofa. When she saw Bai Ruyu, her eyes lit up slightly, she stood up and nodded politely.
Zhuge Lei smiled and said, "I'll introduce it. This is my junior sister... No, it's Miss Zhuang Xintong; this one is my friend Miss Bai Ruyu."
白如玉也看着庄心彤,报之腼腆一笑.
Zhuang Xintong really didn't realize that Bai Ruyu was a ghost and asked, "Miss Bai, do you know a lot about sleeping in the small underworld of Foshan?"
Bai Ruyu thought for a while and said, "About 70 years ago, I went to the small underworld once..."
"Wait, you went to the small underworld seventy years ago?" Zhuang Xintong suddenly changed color and her eyes narrowed.
Zhuge Lei complained in his heart, Bai Ruyu, why don’t you lie at all? As soon as you open your mouth, you will be exposed!
Before Bai Ruyu could understand it, she repeated: "Yes, I went to the little underworld seventy years ago."
Zhuang Xintong suddenly sneered and nodded, "Seventy years ago, did the girl meet a man named Zhuang Buli?"
Bai Ruyu also looked suspicious and asked, "Zhuang Buli...who is you?"
“老鬼,果然是你!”
Zhuang Xintong had a strong murderous aura in her eyes. Suddenly, she waved her hand at Bai Ruyu. The thunder in the palm of Maoshan slashed out and shouted: "Thunder in the palm of Maoshan, break!"
(March 4, second update. Tomorrow's update, after twelve o'clock noon.)
……作者有几句话……
1. The grades of this book are very bad. Many author friends advised me not to continue writing because the electricity and network fees may not be able to make money. It is a very sad thing to be hungry, bear the complaints of my family, and insist on writing.
2. I hope to persevere. If I really can’t persevere, I will put the stories of Zhuge Lei, Fang Xiaoqing, Bai Ruyu, Zhuang Xintong and Ling Shuihan in my new book "The Legend of the Urban Demon Search" and write them out in flashbacks.
3. The new book "Urban Monster Search" has been released. You can search and read it in the bookstore, or click on my avatar to view all my works.
4. It will be released at noon tomorrow, and everyone will have to pay to read it. It is not easy for the author, and he also needs to live. I hope everyone can understand it.
5. Reiterate it again. The new book "The Legend of the Urban Demon Search" is a sequel to "The Emperor of the Urban Yin-Yang Tianshi". The two books are in line with each other.
If the "Urban Yin-Yang Tianshi" can no longer be written, the stories of Zhuge Lei and others will continue to be written in "Urban Monster Search"!
6. Finally, I wish everyone happiness and wealth, and don’t become a dog like me and get tired of life.
Chapter completed!