Chapter 43 The first customer
Hao Jiyou grabbed his scalp and said:
"Or I'll go find more than a dozen or twenty brothers, some ambushing upstairs and some ambushing outside the door. As long as Zhuang Xintong stepped into Maoshan Medical Hall with one foot, we rushed up and took her down on the spot. As the saying goes, two fists cannot beat four hands, she has no three heads and six arms, and can only surrender!"
Zhuge Lei felt a pain in his mouth and cursed: "What are you thinking about? You still find more than a dozen or twenty brothers? Just ambush three hundred swords and axes. When Zhuang Xintong comes, you throw the cup as a sign and chop her into meat paste with an order!"
Hao Jiyou cried and said, "Then I have no good idea. Brother Lei, that girl is very smart in spells and can summon the golden armored general. Please beg for your own blessing."
Zhuge Lei smiled coldly: "Do you think Zhuang Xintong's Golden Armored God General is very powerful? That's just her illusion and does not have the ability to attack. If the Golden Armored God General is real, I would have chopped you in half last night."
Hao Jiyou was stunned and then shouted: "Damn it, it turns out that the golden armored god general is fake. Her uncle scared me to pee in my crotch last night!"
Zhuge Lei shook his head contemptuously: "I just admit that I was scared to pee last night?"
Hao Jiyou laughed and said, "Brother Lei, don't worry, since that girl's golden armored god is fake, then you can just hand her over to me. As soon as she enters the door, I will pounce on it, punch and kick her, and beat her up all over the ground!"
"Just you?" Zhuge Lei shook his head.
Hao Jiyou looked up and patted his chest and said, "Brother Lei, don't look down on me, at least I am a man of more than 100 pounds. That girl is weak and has no power to tie a chicken. Under my hands, she will definitely not be able to walk for three rounds!"
"Don't brag, they don't have the power to tie up a chicken. But it's enough to tie up you." Zhuge Lei glared at Hao Jiyou and said, "Tomorrow, Zhuang Xintong will come to the restaurant, so I will deal with her. You don't have to worry about it. Let's go and go out for a meal."
Hao Jiyou nodded, followed Zhuge Lei, and muttered dejectedly: "She has no power to bind a chicken, but she can bind me. Am I not even as good as a chicken?"
Zhuge Lei walked in front and couldn't help but smile when he heard this: "You are really not as good as a chicken!"
After dinner, Zhuge Lei closed the door and drew some talismans for later use.
Since he knew that Zhuang Xintong was coming to play, Zhuge Lei always had to prepare.
No words all night.
The sun rises and the moon sets, another day.
Zhuge Lei got up early one morning, took Hao Jiyou to clean the inside and outside, then lit a stove of incense, drank tea, and waited for Zhuang Xintong to come and kick the restaurant.
Hao Jiyou was nervous and turned around in front of the door, looking around.
But when Zhuang Xintong didn't arrive, Fang Xiaoqing and her father Fang Li came, bringing eight flower baskets and two plaques.
Fang Li smiled and clasped his fists and said, "Congratulations to Brother Zhuge's Maoshan Medical Hall for opening. I'll congratulate you. Brother Zhuge's Taoism is wise and has great methods. The business of this Taoist temple will definitely be booming!"
Fang Xiaoqing also smiled like a flower: "My cousin opened a good fortune, a huge profit, and a daily profit of money!"
Zhuge Lei bowed his fists and returned the greeting: "Thank you for thanks!"
Eight flower baskets lined up in front of the door, and there was a festive atmosphere.
Two plaques were also hung, and the words were "My hands, benevolent hearts" and "Tao and Dharma are the best in the sky".
Zhuge Lei looked at the words on the plaque and smiled: "This wonderful hand, benevolent and spiritual, and the Taoist Dharma is really exaggerated, so I dare not take it!"
Hao Jiyou said, "Dare to take responsibility, and Brother Lei opens a business, so this kind of publicity is needed!"
Fang Li drank a cup of tea here and said goodbye, but Fang Xiaoqing stayed and played in the gym.
Today happened to be Saturday again. Wang Ying and Song Wenwen also came to hear the news and brought a group of classmates to visit.
Hao Jiyou also has a few classmates with good relationships, so he came here to support him.
For a moment, there were chatting and laughing in Maoshan Medical Hall, which was very lively.
Zhuge Lei was greeting guests while paying attention to the door and waiting for Zhuang Xintong.
Zhuang Xintong will definitely come, there is no need to doubt this.
A figure flashed, and an aunt in her fifties stood in front of the door, staring at the signboard on the door for a long time, then walked in and looked around.
Zhuge Lei stood up and asked, "Auntie, are you in trouble?"
The aunt nodded and asked, "Young man, are you a clinic?"
Zhuge Lei nodded: "Yes, the clinic."
The aunt came over, sat down on the chair opposite Zhuge Lei, and said, "I see that your sign is written on it, which can also cure hemorrhoids, right?"
Zhuge Lei was so angry that he was really afraid of anything he was going to get. The first client was to see hemorrhoids!
But the visitor was a guest, and Zhuge Lei couldn't drive people out, so he had to say, "Yes, he can treat hemorrhoids."
The aunt smiled and said, "I have hemorrhoids. Can you treat them? Are there any special medicines here?"
"Okay, aunt, wait a moment." Zhuge Lei got up, walked to the stairs, and shouted at the upstairs: "Hao Jiyou, come down!"
Hao Jiyou was taking his classmates upstairs to visit. When he heard the call, he hurried downstairs and asked, "Brother Lei, what are the instructions?"
Zhuge Lei nodded and said gloatingly: "There is an aunt who sees hemorrhoids. You can use her three-inch tongue to cure her hemorrhoids."
"Ah, are you really looking at hemorrhoids?" Hao Jiyou scratched his scalp and complained.
Zhuge Lei sneered: "I said that I only take businesses such as catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, and other businesses are yours."
"Okay, I'll take a look..." Hao Jiyou had to harden his head and deal with the aunt.
Walking down the stairs, Hao Jiyou grinned at the aunt:
"Does the aunt see hemorrhoids? When you come here, you have found the right place! Our Maoshan Medical Hall is very good at treating hemorrhoids and is at the top level in China. Internal and external hemorrhoids are mixed with hemorrhoids, and the medicine will cure everything!"
The aunt was a little disbelief and frowned and said, "It's true or false, is it so amazing?"
Hao Jiyou pointed and spitted:
"Is this fake? Our century-old store has been passed down from the Xuantong period of the Qing Dynasty to the present, and its reputation is based on. You can inquire about it. The hemorrhoids of Wu Xuan, the president of Shancheng University opposite, were cured by us. Wu Xuan's hemorrhoids are very serious. They are bleeding all year round, and they are painful when walking, and they are painful when sitting. They dare not eat or go to the toilet. During the meeting, he can only stance with horse stance. When walking, it is like dancing a horse-riding dance..."
Zhuge Lei listened on the side, forcibly holding back his laughter, almost causing internal injuries!
Hao Jiyou's grandson is really brave. He only opened this morning. He dares to say that it is a century-old store, and it has been passed down from the Qing Dynasty to this day!
He also knew the celebrity effect and used Wu Xuan, president of Shancheng University, to advertise for himself.
Chapter completed!