1 [lazy college student]
In a most ordinary university, there is such a most ordinary boy dormitory building. There are six desks, six round stools, six ladder-tree beds, and six otaku.
Although the doors and windows are tightly sealed and the heating keeps burning, the temperature inside is not quite satisfactory. Once you take off your outermost coat, you will feel chills after sitting on it for a while.
So these six guys who had just returned from the classroom got rid of most of their clothes in less than three minutes, and all went to bed and lay in a thick bed, leaving only one head and hands operating their phones.
"Seater Dog, is the double row of Honor of Kings black?"
Xie Football, who was lying in the second bunk, knocked on the iron railing and invited his roommates from his head to his head with great enthusiasm.
During this period, Honor of Kings is popular all over the country, such as double rows and three rows and five rows, have become a word that people often mention. There are also seven or eight girls in the class playing this game, one of which is Xie Football's girlfriend.
So, the game king, he, immediately abandoned "Ball Battle" and turned to the camp of Honor of Kings. Not only that, he also brought the crazy spirit of study, including class, lunch break, and dinner, all his time on Honor of Kings, and he wanted to become the rare King of Glory as soon as possible.
Hai Guangjun read the novel on his mobile phone. The latest chapter of the "The Legend of Mortals Cultivating Immortals" by Forgetful Demon has been read, and the serialized ones have not been posted yet.
As for other novels, after reading this great work of cultivating immortals, his mind was full of Han Paopu and his confidantes. It is impossible for other things to enter his mind for the time being.
As soon as he thought of this, he readily agreed to Xie Football's invitation and suggested: "I'll call Xiao Hei to have three rows, three rows are safer."
After saying that, he opened the door and shouted to the dormitory opposite: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, play King of Glory! Three rows, go online quickly, I invite you!"
"Oh, I got it, let's go online."
Xiao Hei's voice came from the direction of the toilet, which sounded a little unreal. However, his phone must be in his hand, and it would not delay the fight against King of Glory, so no one cared about this issue.
Soon, with the sound effect of "The enemy has 30 seconds to arrive on the battlefield", the three-row qualifying match began. Several guys in the diamond ranks.
The sea dog chose Angela, Xie Football took Daji, and Xiao Hei was a Liu Chan who could carry and control it. The three guys just learned a skill and went to the other party's red zone to fight against the wilderness.
"Thank you, control it."
"Feedle Dog, throw the second skill at the right time, and he almost hit it."
"Han Xin, this dog, ran too fast, but fortunately, Liu Chan, was dizzy, and this guy was almost in a state of mind!"
The three of them were talking on, and they were very excited to discuss their squatting journey, having a lot of fun.
Over there, Brother Jie, who jumped out of bed and put on his clothes, looked in the mirror and turned to his roommates and said, "Fuck, that old man in menopause is sick again. He still has to ask people to remove snow on such a cold day. It's really hard to be an activist.
Lao Jia, after returning from takeout, he stuffed me into an insulated box and don’t put it too cold for me.”
"Oh, no problem, don't worry!"
Lao Jia came back and watched the TV series with his cell phone in his arms. He sat up when he heard someone greeting him, and he agreed casually.
Fatty Liu put down the phone that was videotaped with his female friend and said teasingly: "Brother Jie, that kind of young woman who is only 30 years old, how can it be considered menopause?
Besides, her appearance is fair and beautiful, and more importantly, the pair of big babies on her chest are trembling. Isn’t it the type you like the most?
It’s better to carry forward the spirit of dedication, use your handsome appearance to fascinate her, and communicate with her in an easy-to-understand manner. We brothers will not be stared at by her every day to find fault."
Everyone laughed when they heard this, and the TV series stopped watching it. They raised their heads and said, "This is a good idea. Sacrifice you to benefit the brothers. Besides, Teacher Wang has a good appearance and figure, and even if it is a good choice to talk about it. Brother Jie, please do it!"
Yuan Pengfei, who had been lying on the bed and had no sense of existence, sat up and persuaded: "Brother Jie, brothers are all for your own good. Anyway, your girlfriend is far away from you and you are not always there, and she can't usually accompany you.
Why not have a love affair between teachers and students first and experience the young woman's style, and create some convenience for the brothers, why not do it?"
After hearing this, the Haidog, who was playing games, seemed to be inspired by some reason. She turned her head and said with a lewd smile: "Teacher-student love, Brother Jie forbids the love of Teacher Wang, it's exciting to think about it.
Brother Jie, as long as you succeed, I will support you with ten blockbusters, infantry and cavalry, all classrooms, auditoriums, and utility rooms. They will definitely give you the most inspiration, and she will be so excited that she will die of ecstasy!”
Faced with the teasing and blessings of his brothers, Wang Jie couldn't bear it. He glared at Haido fiercely and replied: "Everyone is a strong-mouthed king, and he said it in a vague way. If you have the ability, you should take action!
Brother, I will definitely give you the greatest support. I will be able to match the media to help you get the best. Come on, I can take you to find Teacher Wang Ru now."
Everyone smiled embarrassedly and stopped talking. This was just a joke in their dormitory. With the courage of them, they did not dare to pursue the female teacher.
This is different from pursuing girls in school. Even if they fail, there is nothing to be embarrassing, and there will be no big losses. Like Jia Zhiguo, his girlfriend changed one by one, but nothing happened, but the expenses were a little bit higher.
However, if you pursue Teacher Wang Ru, who is a goddess among teachers, there are very few chances of success. And there are very likely rumors that will make other teachers jealous of them. Do you want the final grades?
Therefore, they can only let their mouths go and enjoy their mouths.
Wang Jie looked at them and said helplessly: "Then I'll leave. You guys can sleep well. Maybe they can catch Teacher Wang Ru in their dreams and enjoy the fun."
The awkward atmosphere disappeared, and the brothers all laughed. After turning around, they started doing their own things.
Those who should play games should play games, those who should chat with female friends should continue chatting, those who should watch TV series and novels should start to follow the plot that was interrupted just now.
"Grandpa, your grandson called you, Grandpa, your grandson..."
Jia Zhiguo was suddenly interrupted when he saw the most exciting moment, and was a little impatient. He answered the phone and asked anxiously: "What's the matter?"
"Student, your takeaway is here, and it costs 93 yuan in total." The guy who delivered the takeaway clearly said his intention.
"Okay, go down right away." Jia Zhiguo hung up the phone impatiently, sat up and looked up at the four of them.
The squatter and Xie Gou are having fun playing games, and the fat man is also busy chatting with his female friends. It is definitely impossible to go down. Only Yuan Pengfei, who is lying there and reading the novel quietly, should not be afraid of disturbing him.
"Old Yuan, brothers' takeaways have arrived. Thank you for your hard work, please help me get it!"
Yuan Pengfei just finished reading the updated chapter of the author, but was still a little unsatisfied. So he sat up and agreed, but he still said, "Old Jia, send the red envelopes quickly. I'll take my shift tomorrow! Also, who else has the things you have to bring?"
"Bring me Bao Weilong and add a grilled sausage." Xie Gou said without raising his head.
The sea dog said without thinking: "It's the same as the one who thanked the dog."
The fat man stopped bragging and said in a situation: "Give me a big bucket of mineral water, and send you a red envelope on WeChat."
Lao Jia also raised his head and said with a smile: "Thank you for a big bucket of iced black tea!"
After remembering the snacks to bring in his heart, Yuan Pengfei quickly put on his clothes and jacket and walked downstairs.
Their dormitory is 305, and you only need to walk two stairs downstairs. There is a small shop at the exit of the stairs on the first floor. Although the area is only the size of a dormitory, there are all kinds of convenient snacks, and the price is not more expensive than that of the outside.
Generally speaking, the students upstairs are too lazy to walk 200 meters to the shop outside. Any needs are solved here, so the business of the convenience store is particularly booming. Even at this time, there are still seven or eight customers, which is so blocked that he can't get in.
Yuan Pengfei simply stood at the door and shouted inside: "Auntie, two packs of Weilong, two grilled sausages, one pack of peanuts, one bottle of larger iced black tea, and one bottle of large bottle of mineral water. Put the things here first, I'll go to the door to pick up the takeaway."
As a big dog owner who often consumes here, the uncles and aunts in the convenience store have long engraved them in their minds. So when they saw him, they smiled and said, "It's your turn to come down today!"
He was still greetings on his mouth, but his movements kept stopping. The sausage that had been put on bamboo sticks was stuffed directly into a plastic bag. The uncle's drink, peanuts and hygiene dragon, directly put a large bag. He piled the things on the counter in 20 seconds.
Yuan Pengfei responded as usual, scanned the QR code at the door, yanked his fingers a few times, and the aunt's phone over there prompted: "The WeChat account will be 13 yuan."
Nodding inside, Yuan Pengfei went to the door of the dormitory to pick up today's takeout, including three lean meat braised noodles, three pork belly braised noodles, and a pack of pickles. He hurried upstairs with a large bag in one hand.
The guy who delivered the food was also very happy to hum a little song and walked towards the store. This order was his easiest order. The hotel and the dormitory building No. 10 were separated by a campus road and a square. It was only about 200 meters inside and outside, and it was a two-minute walk.
A takeaway cost one dollar, and spend five or six minutes running errands, and earning six dollars in the blink of an eye, can he not be happy?
For the hotel owner, when the crowds are the most crowded at noon, guests can make money without occupying a shortage of seats, which is definitely the most rewarding deal.
For the six lazy men of 305, going to a restaurant is too troublesome, and they have to sit there and wait for a long time before they can eat. Now it’s just a two dollar extra to avoid being frozen. It’s undoubtedly a very cost-effective deal to enjoy delicious food in the dormitory.
Time is worth every inch of money, and money cannot buy time.
Two dollars can buy 20 minutes of time, who dares to say it is not worth it?
Chapter completed!