Chapter 286 You smile so much that your face cramps(1/3)
Deep in the garden.
Flowers compete to bloom.
Su Hao and Wang Wu walked along the winding path and walked unknowingly to a pavilion. At this time, the sun climbed to the highest point and emitted a hot sunlight.
Although the practitioners don’t care about this popularity, after walking for so long, they suddenly saw a pavilion, which made people think of rest.
"Go to sit."
Su Hao offered the initiative.
"good."
Wang Wu nodded, then walked into the pavilion first, and chose a stone bench to sit down.
The pavilion in this garden is completely modern with steel and concrete, and it is built into a not-so-large pavilion.
In the pavilion, there is a stone table and four stone benches surrounded by them.
There is nothing else besides this.
Su Hao sat on the stone bench opposite Wang Wu.
But this stone bench is not very friendly to him.
After sitting on it, I found that it was not as tall as the stone table, and my eyes could see the edge of the stone table...
When Wang Wu saw this scene, she couldn't help but laughed "splash". The giggling sound was very annoying.
"Stop laughing!"
"What's so funny about this?"
Su Hao said with a stern face and a serious expression.
"Hihe... Group Master, you're so funny now. It's not that I don't want to stop. I really have the will but lack the strength. I can't stop at all!"
Wang Wu smiled so hard that she leaned back and forth, completely ignoring her current image. Even if she was regarded as a female nerve, she still wanted to laugh.
A girl who loves to laugh is lucky.
If she keeps laughing like this, she should have good luck, not to mention that it is just to mock the group leader, which is exciting!
"Smile, laugh, just laugh as much as you like. I want to see, when can you laugh?"
Su Hao had a gloomy face, turned his seat into standing, glared at Wang Wu fiercely, and then said unhappily.
After standing up.
Su Hao's little head happened to be on the stone table, and it looked like a normal person was sitting, but it was really unpleasant that he had to stand!
That little awkward expression looked particularly strange.
“Hahahahaha…”
When Wang Wu heard this, his laughter became more and more wanton, just like a female nerve.
Time passes slowly.
The laughter also changed from the initial wantonness to the current weak.
No one can keep laughing.
Even if you have a large lung capacity, you can't keep laughing.
Gradually.
The laughter changed from big to small, and finally disappeared.
"Why don't you keep laughing?"
Su Hao gave Wang Wu anger a blank look.
"I thought about it and thought it was wrong to laugh at you, so I didn't smile anymore. It's all for you! Group leader, remember to thank me in the future!"
Wang Wu said expressionlessly.
Because I was smiling so presumptuously that my facial muscles are cramped now and it hurts when I move, so I can only be expressionless.
Smiling won’t smile.
Laughing is impossible.
"What is it for me? It's clear that your face was cramped when you smiled, so you stopped laughing. Do you think I can't see it?"
Su Hao said angrily.
"Hey, group leader, you made a mistake. I was for you. I thought it was wrong to laugh at you, so I stopped laughing. It was definitely not because of the cramps in my face that made me laugh."
Wang Wu quickly explained.
"Haha, if you really don't want to laugh at me, then let's do a little experiment now." Su Hao said with a smile: "You smile. As long as you see you laugh, I believe you don't have a cramp in your face."
This laughter is like the smile of a devil.
This word is like a devil's whisper.
Devil, devil, don't tempt me to make mistakes!
This fairy is determined and will never be tempted by you!
Wang Wu complained silently in her heart, and then refused righteously: "Master, I don't want to laugh at you anymore, so please allow me to refuse."
Su Hao said angrily: "You are really smiling so hard that your face is cramped!"
Wang Wu said expressionlessly: "Group Master, please provide evidence before speaking, otherwise you will be slandering me!"
Su Hao said: "It's not easy to ask for evidence?"
Wang Wu was a little worried and asked directly: "Group Master, can you come up with evidence?"
"I'll give you evidence now."
Said.
Su Hao jumped onto the stone table, then ran to Wang Wu, stretched out his two fat hands, and pinched Wang Wu's face.
Because Wang Wu was sitting, Su Hao stood on the stone table and was able to touch Wang Wu's face.
At this time, the fat little hand had touched Wang Wu's face, and he didn't use much effort, and gently pinched...
It's that simple.
There was no extra movement, just reaching out and pinching.
Then……
Wang Wu's true form is revealed.
"Hiss~~~"
pain.
it hurts.
The pain that was piercing... It was absolutely impossible, it was just a little painful, it was just a cramp in my face because of a smile. How much pain would it be?
Wang Wu took a deep breath and quickly pushed Su Hao's fat hand aside. At the same time, his butt left the stone bench and stood up directly.
"Group Master, you're too much!"
Wang Wu glared at Su Hao, his face still had a blank expression, but his beautiful eyes showed anger. He was exaggerating and was about to spit outrage.
"Haha, I gently pinched your face, and you couldn't sit still after the pain. By the way, you didn't smile because your face was cramped?"
Su Hao said happily.
"Group Master, did you pinch it gently? You pinch it very hard, and if you push it so hard, it would be strange if I don't feel any pain!"
Wang Wu continued to talk nonsense.
"Hmph, I don't know how much effort I have used? "Su Hao snorted coldly: "That small force can't hurt you. Don't explain it. This is true, how do you explain it?"
"Group Master, you treat me like this, don't want a talisman anymore?"
Wang Wu used his trump card.
In her opinion, Su Hao especially wanted talismans.
Although I don’t know the reason yet, the talisman is definitely particularly important to Su Hao.
Now use talismans to threaten, ensuring that each threat is accurate.
"Hey, don't think about threatening me with a spell. We have been together for a while. You should know what kind of person I am, so... I will not be threatened by you."
Su Hao said seriously.
If she accepts the threat, wouldn’t she be captured by her unruly female nerve?
This baby is the group leader!
Only then will she not be threatened by her unruly female nerve!
Wang Wu used a treatment technique on his face, and immediately cured the minor problem of face cramps. Then he smiled and looked at Su Hao: "Group Master, it seems that you really don't want the talisman anymore. I originally planned to lend it to you, but now... since you don't want it, I won't lend it anymore."
To be continued...