Chapter 422: Chocolate Man: My incredible MLM method
Whenever the military training at Beijing University is in full swing, there is a very deranged point that is criticized by every new student who conducts military training at Beijing University.
That's...
This big campus that can make a fool lose his way,
Although the supermarket is not very far from the playground,
But it is definitely not enough for you to take a free rest during military training to buy some cold drinks.
So in my spare time, I stood in a military posture and stomped in various training sessions and drank a cold drink...
That is simply impossible.
(其其其) Young people are good at masturbating and don’t think of some unrealistic things.
Ice cold drinks? Fatty happy water? Ice cream milk tea ice cream?
It does not exist.
Haha, of course, if you first enter school, you will have a girlfriend (boyfriend) who can deliver water to you.
Then pretend I didn't say it.
Therefore, for the freshmen who are in the military training, they cannot get the cooling redemption during rest time, and even the cold drinks they bring will become hot drinks.
so,
Military training difficulty 100
However, it is precisely because of this that the three magical boys who have recently been in a financial crisis have given the evil opportunity to make money...
Next to the bushes on the edge of the playground, the "Chocolate Box Masked Man" looked at the freshmen who started to rest in the military training and bit off the last spoon of shaved ice fiercely, and his eyes suddenly shone with light!
"Brother! The efforts of basking in the sun for a whole morning have not been in vain. It's time for us to take action!"
When he heard his words, the "Pan Cloak Man" who was so scared that he almost threw out the shaved ice in his hand, also took a look at the situation, and then nodded slowly with a deep understanding:
"It seems, um, but brother, even if we prepare everything, how can we sell it? I think we can do that. These high-level salted fish with cultural knowledge will not easily take the bait."
Looking at the cheapest disposable milk tea cup each of them, squatting behind the bushes, looking indescribable, the 'Baseball Bat Hoodman' sighed a long time.
He glanced speechlessly at his side. There was a big sauerkraut jar stuffed in the middle of his footsteps, and an electric car with a large box on the back seat. This scene full of complaints made him no longer care about complaining about the two guys in front of him who were squatting beside other people's military training and were like thieves.
"Ha, brother, do you think I didn't consider this? And let's not talk about my secret marketing strategy yet. Just my incredible pyramid schemes and the fact that you can buy shaved ice during military training breaks is enough to have a fatal attraction to them!"
The 'Chocolate Box Masked Man' curled the corners of his mouth and said coldly, confidently and arrogantly, just the 'Panther Cloak Man' looked at him speechlessly.
Brother, what you just wanted to say is publicity, right? Hearing the word pyramid scheme must be my illusion, right?
But I turned my head and looked at the 'shaved ice stall' that was not explained clearly without a thousand words. My funny and stupid brother was a magical operation that you could not imagine at this time. I think it would be better not to complain about it.
"Brother, I'll ask, your marketing strategy is..."
Hearing him ask, ‘Chocolate Box Masked Man’ chuckled,
Then he stood up and took a deep breath, and Qiyun Dantian shouted in a deep voice!
"Free shaved ice! There is free shaved ice!!"
Pan-Pack Man: "..."
Baseball Bat Hood Man: "..."
puff!!!
Your marketing strategy is to not have a penny, so we can dry the sun for a whole morning and then give shaved ice for free?
Not to mention what we Chocolate Heroes want to do,
Let's just say this, that's really...
The effect is amazing!!!
At this corner of the Beijing University playground, he was stunned by his shouting. All the freshmen who heard it were stunned for a moment, and then he was stunned for a second because he was completely unbelievable.
What!?
Free shaved ice!?
Did the school finally understand the difficulties of our military training and sent us benefits!?
This is basically the first thought of everyone who hears this voice, and when they look in the direction of the sound, they find that they are not the imagined seniors.
Instead, three guys wearing sunshade hats, sunglasses, and beach pants, looked around, sneakingly pushing objects that might be the legendary sauerkraut jar from the far north, and appeared very secretly in a corner of the military training playground of Beijing University, Beijing.
Military training freshmen: "..."
Wait...wait...
We should complain about this picture from there...
Although the other party's image and scenes were too suspicious, he fell into an embarrassing situation of a moment of silence, but!
The most deficient thing among the guys who can get into the Beijing University is the outstanding students who dare to try. In the three knights, they actually felt...
(; ̄д ̄) Ah... Maybe it won't work, I suddenly think it's better for us to go back...
Finally, there were a few boys who could not stand the hot weather of more than 30 degrees and were not as uncomfortable as cold drinks.
"Well, is there really free shaved ice?"
Looking at the guy wearing a sunshade hat, big sunglasses and beach pants in front of him, the leading boy finally asked this question in a tangled way.
Unexpectedly...
"That's right!!! This young hero! You're right! Of course there is free shaved ice! Come on! You guys! Is one person enough for one!!!"
The other party was extremely enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that he could say that he could just shout and stuff him a disposable milk tea cup.
To be honest, when I felt the cold shaved ice in my hand, and then put it in a spoonful of mouth, feeling the coldness spreading in my mouth with a wonderful sweet smell, the leading boy felt that he had come to heaven from hell in an instant.
Shaved ice....The sky is above... there is really shaved ice.... It's great to live.
"That, thank you."
As students of Peking University, they still spoke politely and thanked them, but unexpectedly...
The guy with a sunshade hat, big sunglasses and beach pants waved his hand, showing a particularly bright sunny smile, as if he had only done one small thing and said:
"It's okay, no thanks, one cup costs two dollars."
"Uh...didn't this say it's free shaved ice?"
Although two dollars are simply cheap, they are considered conscience, and they are not short of this amount of money, the leading boy still asked in confusion.
After he asked this, he saw the other party silently pushing his sunglasses with his middle finger.
He looked at him seriously and nodded slowly with an expressionless face:
"Yeah, yeah, my name is free."
Leading boy: "..."
Other boys: "..."
puff....
This is the way to fool people first and then collect money...
Seeing the moment when the boys opposite were completely confused, Meng Lang and Gou Yu even with sunglasses, they wanted to cover their faces. They almost looked at Fang Ran's serious face and felt a mouthful of blood in their hearts.
No wonder you just mentioned the method of pyramid schemes!
Chapter completed!