Chapter 31 Why don't you go to heaven?
Ba Zhuo did not agree to Li Hao in the end, but just said that he would go back and consider it.
Cheng Chumo, who could no longer hold it in, immediately asked after Ba Zhuo left: "Dejian, is that second Turkic prince a fool? If you lied to him like this, you wouldn't beat you up?"
Cheng Hanhan, you are afraid that you are a fool, beating me, and you don’t even see where this is. Besides, I will stand here and ask him to beat him up. Do you know if he dares?
'Pa' Li Hao slapped Cheng Chumo's shoulder very hard: "Xiao Cheng, teach you how to be good. When a person is about to be drowned, even if you throw a brick to him, he will hold on to him."
Xiao Cheng continued to be stupid: "He is about to die?"
Li Hao nodded: "Yes, he was quickly crushed to death by the wheel of history."
Cheng Chumo was confused: "Didn't he just say he was drowned?"
Li Hao had no choice but to push Xiao Cheng: "Don't worry about how he died. The banquet is about to begin. Let's go there."
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The host Li Er did not come late on purpose, but was mainly because he had just been tied up by something and didn't have time to come until the process was completed.
Standing on the hall, the big boss who had just completed the company's listing glanced at everyone below, and at first glance, he saw Li Hao, who was wearing a crimson official uniform and huddled with Cheng and Li, who were close to the door of the hall.
There is no way, Cheng Chumo and Li Zhen are both in the sixth rank. The green official uniforms are like two big grasshoppers on their bodies. In addition, Li Hao in the middle, red and green, it is as eye-catching as it is to squeeze into a bunch of young people.
As Li Er came out, Empress Changsun also saw Li Hao. Seeing the three of them huddled together and a smile appeared on her face. After all, some children were still very naughty.
"Cough cough" Li Er was brewing his emotions for a while, and also gave everyone the time to adjust their emotions. After the hall was completely quiet, he said: "Today, the purpose of my banquet is very simple. First, it is to entertain the envoys of various countries who came to watch the ceremony when I ascended the throne some time ago, and second, it is to see off the Turkic envoys who were about to return home. Therefore, tonight, we will not talk about state affairs, but only about the wind and moon. I am willing to plan to get drunk with you."
Everyone in the hall said with a bang: "Thank you Your Majesty!"
The eunuch Lin Xi did not need Li Er's orders, and when everyone got up and saluted, he sat down again, immediately said: "Set a banquet and have a drink!"
As the sound fell, the palace maids who had already been waiting outside the hall entered one after another, and the delicacies, nectar and jade liquid were placed on it like running water.
Looking at the various palace delicacies, Li Hao almost left his saliva so much that he was greedy.
For this meal tonight, he had never eaten anything last night. He would drink some water when he was hungry. He was already crazy at this time.
What is different from Li Hao is that the rest of the people focus on drinking.
Most people who sit there have eaten food, but only a few people have the honor to taste the wine they spent 10,000 yuan to buy in the palace, so for them, the temptation of wine is much greater than that of food.
Fortunately, Li Hao's wine did not disappoint. As soon as he put it on, the tempting aroma immediately filled the entire hall. The clear wine color made people feel like they tried the final look.
Because Ba Zhuo had a conversation with Li Hao before, he was even more concerned about the wine. If it weren't for Li Er's presence, he would really want to give it a try.
However, Li Er was playing with a mysterious thing at this time. After the wine and dishes were placed, he not only did not raise his glass, but instead turned his attention to Li Hao: "Li Dejian."
"Ah!" Li Hao, who was already greedy, looked up in a daze.
Li Er ignored his distraction and continued, "Today's wine is all from you. Since that's the case, I ordered you to write a poem with the theme of wine. If you do it well, I will reward you with a lot of rewards. If you don't do it well, you will be able to buy the wine in the harem in the future. I will not give you a penny."
What does it mean? How did Li Dejian offend His Majesty? Otherwise, how could His Majesty let him come out to write poems, a playboy?
For a moment, Cheng Chumo, Li Zhen, who knew Li Hao, and Li Xueyan, who was sitting among the female relatives in the distance, all looked at him with concern and sympathy.
More of the more are the gloating eyes of the younger generation of noble children, among which Yu Wen and his son Yu Wen are the most.
After hearing Li Er's request, this guy couldn't help laughing out the pig's cry: "Hang Hang Hang, Li Dejian, Your Majesty asks you to write poetry. You have to write well. There are so many envoys from the country, don't lose the face of Duke Wei Li."
As soon as these words were spoken, they immediately attracted the laughter of the nobles.
The younger generation in the hall did not take Li Er's heavy reward seriously. They all thought that His Majesty the Emperor was asking for trouble for Li Hao, so they naturally tried their best to take the blame.
Cheng Chumo had a hot temper and was furious at that time. He glared at the moment, rolled up his sleeves and jumped up: "Yuwen, what do you mean? I've been asking for a beating again, right?"
"Chu Mo!" Li Hao was afraid that he would rush over, so he grabbed him, glanced in the direction of Li Er, signaling that the emperor was still not to be rude.
Cheng Chumo stammered his neck, as if he hadn't seen Li Hao's eyes: "Dejian, he looks down on you but looks down on our brothers. You must not let him go in this matter."
Li Hao said, "Chumo, if the dog bites you, can you still bite it back?"
Although Cheng Chumo was stupid, he could still hear Li Hao cursing in different ways. He laughed out loud when he heard this.
Yuwen was furious and pointed at Li Hao and said, "Li Dejian, are you scolding me?"
"Who am I scolding?"
"You scold..." Yuwen suddenly stopped halfway through his words, because he found that no matter what he said next, he would be humiliating himself.
The noise of young people on the side did not affect the old people. On the contrary, the old scumbags were excited to watch, and they were very popular.
Li Er also didn't care about the noise of the young people, but it was not a big deal to wait like this, so he interrupted them: "Don't argue with you little guys, Li Dejian, what's wrong with you? Do you want to give up and provide free wine in the palace in the future?"
Li Hao scratched his head: "Your Majesty, I don't want to admit defeat. I know too much. I don't know where to start for a while."
You can die if you don’t brag, right? I know that if you say this, if the poem you write is not good for a while, you will be guilty of deceiving the king!
The noble children stopped talking now, and they all hurried aside and waited to watch the show.
The old scumbags who were watching the fun also turned ugly.
Only Li Er was not angry, but instead showed an interesting expression: "Is that right? Since this is the case, I will change the way. If you write a good poem, I will upgrade you to another level for each poem. If you don't do it well, you will be demoted to a higher level. How about it?"
Li Hao rubbed his hands with a little embarrassedly: "This is not good, Your Majesty."
Li Er's face sank: "What, I want to regret it."
"No, what I mean is that if I write two poems, wouldn't it be the same as my father's official position? If I write three poems, I won't do the job of Uncle Du, Uncle Fang, and Uncle Changsun."
Chapter completed!