Chapter 274 Climbing into Chuan, the Prince of Shu, Shi Wushuang
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Li Bai was very helpless about Wu Zhuan's joke. In fact, it was no wonder that Li Bai was. He liked the kind of unrestrained and not forced by others, that is, he was soft and not hard.
At that time, Wu Zhinan and others insisted on pulling Li Bai to help him say he was in a relationship. Li Bai was naturally unhappy, so he made this vow in a dilemma. Now that Wu Zhinan mentioned it, Li Bai had no idea what he could explain, or did not want to explain, so he had to stand there in shame and let Wu Zhinan laugh at him.
However, Wu Zhinan is quite enlightened. Seeing that it was getting late, there was a beauty of adulthood. He pushed Li Bai to Xu Lanxian's house. Before closing the door, he raised his eyebrows and boosted morale, saying, "My junior brother, work hard! Come on! Try to have a big fat boy!"
Li Bai felt that he was so embarrassed that he was dying because Xu Lanxian was not far behind him and was heard. In the extreme helplessness, he had to push Wu Zhuan out and close the door tightly.
This night is short, and it just flew away in a daze. What's interesting is that Li Bai originally slept with Xu Lanxian. After all, there are many people in the inn, so he should pay attention to what he should pay attention to, for fear of accidentally falling out of the conversation.
But what Li Bai never expected was that Wu Zhuannan actually locked the door from outside. This made Li Bai both angry and happy.
What was angry was that Wu Zhinan locked the door and couldn't go out. What was happy was that he and Xu Lanxian could sleep in the same bed again, which was a great thing that he could not get.
But unexpectedly, the good thing Wu Zhuan personally caused was eventually ruined by him. Because Wu Zhuan didn't know that his nerve was not right, he actually jumped on the roof while drinking wine while preparing to watch a good show.
This happened to be heard by Xu Lanxian's wisdom ears, so the good night of the night was soaked and hot. Li Bai and Xu Lanxian only hugged each other and did not do anything else.
When he woke up the next morning, Li Bai had just left the room to practice swords and play the Five Animals Show. Wu Zhinan jumped off the roof with a 'swoosh', yawned, rubbed his eyes like an iron-eating beast, and asked Li Bai: "Junior brother, are there any trouble between you two? Why didn't you make any noise all night? Alas!"
Li Bai was very angry and said to himself, "Isn't it all your fault?" But he said earnestly: "Senior brother, you won't worry about this matter! Hurry up, go and rest quickly! Look at your eyes, it's as dark as an iron-eating beast!"
"Is that right?" Wu Zhinan rubbed again, then took a sip of wine and shook his head vigorously, saying, "Little junior brother, I won't stop. Senior brother is actually just trying to say goodbye to you, I'm leaving!"
"Senior brother, where are you going? Tell me, see if I can help you." Li Bai wanted to ask clearly, worried that Wu Zhuan would encounter any trouble again.
Wu Zhuannan did not rush to answer, but yawned and stretched, then said, "My junior brother, how is the construction of the pink bamboo building? I want to go and have a look."
"It will take a while to fully cultivate it, but it is almost done. If you haven't cultivated it, you will be meticulous and can't hurry." Li Bai said truthfully, and at the same time he was very pleased, comforting Wu Zhuannan that he had never forgotten his sister, Li Yueyuan, who had only appeared in his dreams.
In this way, Wu Zhuannan asked Li Bai for some money and left the inn and returned to Qinglian. Li Bai also practiced swords as usual, fought for a while for the Wuqin show, and then left the inn with Xu Lanxian and went to Moke Pool.
This Moke Pond was named after a monk and has existed since the Sui Dynasty. Until now, the scenery has become more beautiful and is a place that literati and poets in various dynasties often come to. They all want to borrow the atmosphere of the Moke Pond scenery and recite poems and essays to create excellent works.
Li Bai and Xu Lanxian thought they were early enough, but what they didn't expect was that some people were earlier, and more than one or two. About a dozen people had gathered here. When Li Bai and Xu Lanxian arrived, they found that they were fighting poetry, lyrics and fu, which means competing for their literary talent, referred to as literary fights.
Wendou is a very interesting thing. Common Wendou is an ordinary competition for talent. This person writes a poem, the other person writes a poem, and then gives it to another group of people to appreciate it. Whoever writes the best will win.
However, there is an old saying that there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. This means that literati are modest and dare not claim to be the best in the world even if they have good talent. However, martial artists are very brave and think they are the best, so they say that there is no second in martial arts.
There is another meaning that it is difficult to distinguish between two people, so another scene of literati fighting was born. To put it simply, it is just a scolding, but this scolding has become much more elegant, but it is also much crueler, and it can be said that the soldiers are invisible to see blood.
Someone once fought with two people, but they couldn't tell who had better literary talent. The two of them were also competing for victory and had to fight for the winner and lose, so they took the blame. In a very elegant way, you scolded me a poem and I scolded you a poem. In the end, one of them was directly beaten to death.
Many literati seem to be harmonious, but in fact they are not. They are just modest on the surface, but they are in the bones of iron. Of course, everything is absolutely absolute, just so many or few.
When Li Bai and Xu Lanxian came, they did not come forward to bother, so they found a place to sit down and listened to the improvisational literary fights. Interestingly, these literati gathered together in the Sanhua Building of Mokechi, with the exception of the one.
This man looked two or three years older than Li Bai. He was sitting on the wooden railing next to him, holding a white paper fan in his hand, closing his eyes, slapping leisurely while listening to the fights of the literati. He sometimes shook his head and sometimes laughed, and didn't know what he meant.
The reason why Li Bai was curious about him was that the group of literati in Sanhua Building seemed to like to compete for strength and competition, while the person holding a white paper fan was an exception. This made Li Bai feel that this person was different, and he looked like a master.
Li Bai smiled and planned to take a look first, so he didn't remember to bother. What's more interesting is that among these fighting literati, there is a very, very interesting literati. In other words, he is a literati who doesn't look like a literati.
This man is fat, full of joy, dressed in bright clothes and sleeves, which is very conspicuous in the crowd, and at the same time it looks a little out of place. Although he is wearing clothes similar to literati, the fabric is too gorgeous, which makes people think that he must be the silly son of a wealthy family at first glance.
Li Bai heard that several people next to him called him Mr. Wei. Here, he was fighting with people in poetry. However, the poem he made was very bad, so bad that it made people laugh.
For example, in this room, the person next to him asked Mr. Wei to improvise a poem of praise with Mo Kechi as the title. He waved his sleeves and made a look like a sage, chanting: "123 Siwu Luqi, Qilu Wusi 32 1. Mo Ke Mo Ke, Ke Mo Ke Mo Ke Mo."
After Mr. Wei wrote this poem, the people next to him did not say that they were bad, but instead praised him for his good deeds. After hearing this, Li Bai and Xu Lanxian couldn't help laughing.
And this smile doesn't matter, which attracted the attention of Mr. Wei. Immediately, Mr. Wei looked at Li Bai and Xu Lanxian unhappily and scolded him: "You two are you smiling so much? Are you jealous of my talent?"
Li Bai and Xu Lanxian were even more happy, but out of politeness, Li Bai forced himself to laugh and replied: "Not bad, my brother's talent is really like the water in the Moke pool, which is so deep that it is not bottom-out!"
"Hahaha, that's it!" Mr. Wei was very happy and thought Li Bai was praising him. But in fact, Li Bai's words were in words and ironic. But Mr. Wei didn't hear it, and smiled at Li Bai, "Look at me, you are like a person who has read books for a few days. Let's do this, I will give you a generous poem again!"
Li Bai refused in his heart, but knew that he could not say that, and he didn't want to argue with Mr. Wei, so he said, "Brother, I'll be happy, so I'll listen carefully."
"Hahaha, listen, I'll give you a shocking poem." Mr. Wei said, "Cough cough" twice, and then he looked like a sage just now. Just as he was about to write a poem, he suddenly turned his head and asked Li Bai, "Oh, by the way, what's your name?"
"I'm the next surname, whose name is Bai, and whose courtesy name is Taibai." Li Bai bowed and said truthfully.
"The surname is Li, Bai, the word "Taibai"? What a strange name!" Mr. Wei frowned and said, "Listen to Xiao Li Baibai, I want to write a poem for you!"
"Oh!" Li Bai was helpless, especially when he heard this, Mr. Wei actually called him 'Little Li Baibai'. But he had no choice but to cooperate and said, "Brother, please!"
"Cough cough!" Mr. Wei once again pretended to be a sage and said, "Ah! Moke Pool, Moke Pool, Sanhua Building, Sanhua Building. Li Bai, Li Bai, Li Bai, Taibai, Taibai, Xiaotai, Taibai, Xiaotaibai. I have a chance to meet thousands of miles away, Li Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai Bai
"Okay! Good poem!" The people next to them actually applauded hard, praised the good one, and said, "This is really a peerless poem that has never been before and after! Mr. Wei, it's amazing! It's a god!"
"Hahahahaha, thank you! Brothers, I love you!" Mr. Wei said happily, "In the next month, all you eat and drink here will be counted on my Wei Want!"
"Okay! Mr. Wei is Mr. Wei, you are generous!" The people next to him began to speak one after another, and praised Mr. Wei, who was called "Wei Wan".
When the matter came to this point, Li Bai and Xu Lanxian finally understood. It turned out that these people were trying to take advantage of Wei Wan, so they applauded whatever he said. Li Bai and Xu Lanxian were helpless about this, but they did not expose it. They knew that one was willing to fight and the other was willing to be beaten, and it was useless to care too much.
After being so troubled by Wei Wan and others, Li Bai and Xu Lanxian didn't want to mess up here anymore, and wanted to change places to take a look. But when they were about to leave silently, Wei Wan suddenly said, "Brother Taibai, how about you appreciating my poem? If you appreciate it well, hahaha, then all you eat and drink in the next three months will be counted on my head."
"Brother is joking!" Li Bai said: "I am not very knowledgeable, and I ask myself if I can appreciate my masterpiece. So, I should find another masterpiece to give me some advice. I am really ashamed of myself."
"Hahahahaha!" Suddenly, the boy who had been sitting on the wooden railing laughed and said, "I am really ashamed of myself! This poem is so good that it is like a persimmon blooming on the thatched cottage, it is hard to swallow!"
"An?" Wei Wan turned around and looked at him, asking unhappy, "What do you mean?"
"It's boring!" After saying this, he suddenly retracted the white paper fan, stood up, stepped on his feet, and flew away with his light skills. After a while, there was no shadow. It seemed that he didn't want to deal with Wei Wan and others anymore.
Li Bai and Xu Lanxian were a little surprised. Unexpectedly, this white paper fan boy knew martial arts and seemed to be very powerful. However, this was just a matter of a pause. Then the two wanted to leave, and they were unwilling to bother with Wei Wan and others.
But Wei Wan was unhappy and immediately stopped Li Bai and Xu Lanxian and said, "Don't leave. You have to explain what you said to me today. What is the persimmon blooming on the thatched cottage? If you can't explain it clearly, you are not allowed to leave!"
Li Bai was happy and asked Wei Wan with a smile, "Brother, have you eaten persimmons?"
"No!" Wei Wan replied simply, "What is persimmon like? I haven't seen me before!"
"Oh!" Li Bai sighed helplessly, and then said, "Brother, why don't this be the case? The market should be open now. Go to the street to buy a persimmon and then throw it down on the ground. In this way, you will understand."
"Take it seriously?" Wei Wan was suspicious.
"Naturally, take it seriously." Li Bai was sure.
"Then let me wait here for a while, no one is allowed to leave." As he said that, Wei Wanyi waved his hand and greeted: "Let's go, let's go to the market to buy persimmons!"
Wei Wan was very interesting. After saying that, he turned around and took the person away, leaving Li Bai and Xu Lanxian in a daze. He looked at each other and shook his head helplessly and smiled tacitly.
Persimmons blooming on the thatched cottage are very vivid. When the persimmons are fully ripe, they will become soft and turn yellow, like eggs without shells and egg yolks. When they fall to the ground, they will be yellow and sprinkle all over the floor, just like dirty things in the pit, which is disgusting.
The poem that the young man who used the white paper to mock Wei Wan was most suitable, but it was true that Wei Wan's poem was really not good. It was simply unbearable and difficult to appreciate.
Li Bai and Xu Lanxian didn't want to stay here, but now that Wei Wan left voluntarily and finally recovered from purity. Not to mention, the scenery of Moke Pool is even more beautiful without the noisy Moke Pool. In this room, Li Bai and Xu Lanxian are also more interested in enjoying the scenery.
While chatting and laughing, Xu Lanxian saw that there was a pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the stone table, which was left by Wei Wan and the group of people. In a flash of inspiration, he said to Li Bai: "Bailang, the scenery of this Moke Pool is indeed very beautiful, but we will leave tomorrow, and we don't know when we will come back to enjoy it. So Bailang, how about you pick up a poem to write a poem to keep for a souvenir?"
Chapter completed!