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"What's weird about this?" Wu Zhinan said absent-mindedly, "Nine out of ten fortune tellers are liars."

"That's it." Liu Xie did not refute and said, "But Senior Brother, this matter is indeed very strange."

"Lao Liu, if you have something to say and fart, don't keep it aside." Siguo took a sip of water and urged: "It's the end of ugly moment soon, don't forget what we should do tonight."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Liu Xie woke up from a dream and said to Li Bai like a sudden enlightenment: "Then I will be concise and concise junior brother?"

"Yes." Li Bai: "Senior brother, please speak."

"As the saying goes, it is good. Criticize Yin and Yang to determine the five elements, look at the sun and the moon in the palm; measure Feng Shui to measure Liuhe, hold the universe in the sleeves. The heavens hear it like thunder, and understand this life and the past life; the divine eyes are like lightning, and see through the immortal world; the heavens and earth know everything, and the Yin and Yang Eight Trigrams are clear about life and death." The six evils here are very well-intentioned. Although they look like children, their words and deeds are really like fortune tellers. Yunyun and mist chanted such a fortune telling poem, and then continued: "Young junior brother, don't say that, this old monster is mixed, but he is really capable. He taught me a lot of fortune telling methods and secrets, although they are all fake and deceitful, but when I tell the fortunes to those ordinary people, I have tried every means and never had any mistakes."

"Just blow it." Wu Gui couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Using the name of a fortune teller and doing liars, there are so many such people from ancient times to the present, and there are no shortage of you or two. I think this is understandable, and only those fools and fools will be deceived by you, no exception."

"Hey, Senior Brother Wu, why don't you believe it?" Liu Xie suddenly became serious and said, "Scammers also need to be wise, otherwise how can they lie?"

"Wisdom? Are you still wise?" The Five Ghosts suddenly laughed and said, "I ask you, who is the person you admire the most?"

"As the saying!" Liu Xie said without thinking, "As the saying goes, the old man is the person I admire the most in my life. None of them, what it says makes sense."

"Yes, yes, wise." Five Ghosts: "This is called wisdom. You are really a wise person."

"Of course!" Liu Xie was very happy, happy and satisfied after hearing the praise from Wugui. So, he continued to talk to Li Bai and said, "Junior brother, the reason why I call this old miscellaneous monster is because he asks me to go out to tell fortunes every day, criticize the eight characters as Feng Shui, and look at the divination and ask for signatures, and it is everywhere; and there is no receipt for any money."

"I don't accept the money? It's really weird." Li Bai heard some tricks and asked thoughtfully: "Senior Brother Liuxie, why do this guy want you to do this?"

"How can I know? Maybe he has a brain disease!" Liu Xie spread his hands and suddenly became angry, saying, "Later, I was accused of this old monster. I suddenly left me alone and stopped me from antidote. So I became a monster that sucked human blood and ate human flesh again." At this point, Liu Xie suddenly said abruptly: "Oh, my junior brother, during the years when I was a fortune teller, I have helped your mother tell fortunes. Do you believe it?"

"An?" Li Bai frowned: "Tell me."

"The last place where I parted with this old monster is in the Turkic Kingdom where you were born, the city of Saiye." Liu Xie swallowed his saliva, and did not beat around the bush and said bluntly: "I still remember that your mother was the largest beauty in the Turkic Kingdom at that time. She was born with a sank fish and geese, and she was ashamed of the moon. The year I helped her tell fortune, she was eighteen. The reason why I remember so clearly was that after I calculated your mother's fortune, this old monster was left alone and ignored me."

"Senior Brother Liuxie, what is going on?" Li Bai became curious and worried, and asked, "Why are you still related to my mother?"

"It's not just about having something to do with your mother?" Liu Xie suddenly smiled wickedly and said, "I'm also about having something to do with your father."

"Senior Brother." Li Bai was confused: "How do you explain this?"

"My junior brother, this fortune telling is nothing more than fame, fortune, fortune, and marriage." Liu Xie pretended to be a fortune teller and said, "Your mother was born eighteen years old and was very beautiful. She came to tell me fortune, so she was asking for a marriage. Coincidentally, I encountered something a few days before telling your mother's fortune."

"What's the matter?" Li Bai: "Tell me quickly."

"As the saying goes, if you walk by the river often, how can you not get a boot?" Liu Xie said, "I still remember that day, a rich Turkic family came to me to tell fortunes and told me to give him a better name Shang Tang. I saw that he was as brave as a mouse, and was strong from the outside and was doing evil at the same time. He relied on his subordinates to do evil everywhere, so he gave him one!" At this point, Liu Xie paused, thought for a while, and was enlightened, and said, "Oh, I remembered it, I gave him a Zheng Bucheng."

"Hiss!" Li Bai took a deep breath, and the scene in his mind flashed. He thought of one of his enemies. Sha, and urged him to ask: "Senior Brother, what about later?"

"Later! Humph! This grandson is really hateful!" Liu Xie suddenly became angry and scolded and said, "I saw Yin Tang's black and his palm lines were dim, so I talked a few more words and told him that there would be a bloody disaster that day. But, this grandson was kind-hearted to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, and the contrast man beat me up, alas!"

"Everyone is like this." Siguo next to him suddenly interrupted: "I only like to listen to good things, but not bad things."

"What the fourth senior brother said is so true!" Liu Xie said: "Just when I was almost half dead by this grandson, suddenly, there was a heroic Shang Jia holding a long sword. Zhengyi rescued me and took a sword to the grandson's arm."

"Senior Brother Liu Xie!" Li Bai's mind was clever and guessed something, and asked, "The Shang Jia you mentioned is not my father, Li Ke, right?"

"Not bad!" Liu Xie smiled and said, "It's your father."

"..." Li Bai: "What about going on later?"

"My junior brother, although your senior brother, I am a liar, I am also a liar who can repay kindness." Liu Xie: "Your father saved me, so I naturally want to repay kindness, but your father didn't have much to do at that time, just a wife, so..."

"Senior Brother Wait!" Suddenly, Li Bai interrupted Liuxie and asked, "You are not saying that between my father and my mother, you are the matchmakers for it, right?"

"Isn't that?" Liu Xie said vividly: "But it was a coincidence that your father wanted to pass by Saiye at that time, and I wanted to go to Saiye, so he went there. When Saiye and after parting with your father, your mother suddenly came to me to calculate marriage. I looked, thought, and thought about getting together! So, I lied to your mother and said, "The marriage you want is far away in the sky and near in front of you. He is a heroic and handsome man in the wind."

“…” Li Bai: “…”

"Your mother was very happy after hearing this, but in the blink of an eye, she became frowning and unhappy." Liu Xie continued to speak vividly and said, "After asking, I realized that your mother was worried about the cold baptism, saying that there were any precepts in the Turkic Kingdom, and that intermarriage with Shangtang people would be a major disaster. Your senior brother, I was eager to repay my kindness at that time, so I continued to lie to your mother, saying that this was a marriage, a destined marriage, and it could not be changed. After talking about it, I don't know if your mother believed it or not. Anyway, your father and your mother were together later, and then gave birth to you, Little Li Bai."

"..." Li Bai was amused and crying: "..."

"My junior brother, I understand!" Liu Xie smiled and changed his mind, saying, "After doing such a big good thing, I thought God would treat me better, and told the old monster that the big monster would not torture me again. But I didn't expect that, I didn't know how crazy this old monster was. As usual, I deceived myself and whoever I had done my life. After telling him everything, he didn't say anything and told me to get out, ignore me again, and don't give me antidote. Humph! I'm so angry!"

"Senior Brother Liuxie, please calm down first." Li Bai asked: "What happened later? What happened later?"

"Later!" Liu Xie looked cold and said, "As I said before, I didn't understand the medicine, I became a monster that sucked human blood and ate human flesh! Those people were chasing me and wanted to kill me to break up, so they set up many mechanism traps to tell me to get close. Without any choice, when I was awake, I went out to deceive people, deceived all the damn evildoers and bullies into their own sons, and then sucked their blood and ate their flesh when I was in the middle of my life."

"So." Li Bai understood something: "So."

"But younger brother, as the saying goes, "Why can you not get a knife if you are in the world?" Liu Xie said: "Later, by cheating, I accidentally tricked my master, Dongyanzi Zhao Rui. After a few words, I worshiped him as my master, and the master gave me an antidote, telling me not to suck human blood or eat human flesh. However, whenever the child and the old man gets in trouble, I will be in pain and cannot survive or die."

"Oh!" Li Bai sighed after hearing this and comforted him, "Don't worry, Senior Brother Liuxie, if I ask me to meet this guy later, I will definitely help you peel his skin and make boots!"

"Hahahaha!" Liu Xie: "Good junior brother!"

"Okay! Are you finished?" Wu Zhinan suddenly became impatient and said, "Just start working after you finish!"

"Do it!" Liu Xie: "Fight quickly and decide."

"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, Li Bai spoke with a lot of confusion and asked, "Senior brothers, after I ate this ginseng fruit, I can cultivate immortality and practice Taoism. After taking it, I can get rid of this strange disease. What about you three?"

"Hehehe!" Siguo smiled and said, "Junior brother, if we eat this ginseng fruit, we will become immortals!"

"Not bad!" Wu Zhinan also smiled and said, "The cultivation level of the three of us is trapped in the foundation building, we cannot go up or down. In addition, the influence of the sealing sky formation, as long as we leave the Kuangshan realm, we will not be able to use it even more. For example, my sword-controlling technique will fall from the sky before I can fly far. And as long as I eat this ginseng fruit, hehe, it's amazing! We can get back our previous cultivation level and become an immortal."

"Little junior brother, stop asking, eat it first!" Liu Xie stood up, rubbed his hands and looked at the ginseng fruit on the stone bed, and said, "Let's talk after eating. Anyway, what we are the most lacking is the day of time. As long as you are willing, you, I will tell you all the legendary stories on me in the future, can it be done?"

"Yes!" Li Bai: "Get done!"

"Then!" Wu Zhinan suddenly stood up, looked at everyone, and said, "Then how about we make a bet? Just bet on taking off our clothes. Whoever takes off quickly will choose where to eat first. How about it?"

"Senior Brother Third, aren't you clearly bullying us?" Liu Xie said with a frown and said, "Who can pass you faster when it comes to taking off his clothes? You have been hungry for three thousand years, who is your opponent?"

"What do you think of?" Wu Zhinan: "Is it possible, or is it a tiger stick chicken?"

"Second Brother Third Brother!" Suddenly, Liu Xie's face turned and he became miserable, saying, "Fourth Brother Fifth Brother, junior brother, I have a hard life, and I have eaten and drunk since I was a child, such heartbroken grass, arsenic, black mandala flowers, blood-sealed leaves; and the golden-ringed wasps, widow spiders. It's a miracle that I can live until now!"

"So!" Liu Xie pretended to be sad. Because he looked like a child, his eyes were so clear that people couldn't bear to hurt him. The fatal thing was that he said in a stupid and cute way: "So brother, you guys! Let me choose the first one? Well? My life is so bumpy!"

"Okay, okay, okay, I really can't stand you!" The Five Ghosts spoke in a rare manner and said, "You choose, except for the head and feet, which one do you like to choose."

"Don't worry, senior brother, I won't compete with you." Liu Xie smiled: "I only want those two bulging objects."

"Little junior brother." Wu Zhuannan asked: "Where are you?"

"Sister brother, wait a little longer." Li Bai browed solemnly: "Why do you have to take off your clothes when you eat this ginseng fruit?"

"Hehe, junior brother." Siguo: "Because of this..."

"Stop talking!" Wu Zhinan was impatient and urged: "The end of the ugly moment is almost here. If you don't eat it again, the ginseng fruit will be broken!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, what the third senior brother said is very true." Siguo turned his head and looked at Li Bai and said with great care: "Little junior brother, let's divide it first, and then eat and chat at the same time, how about it?"

"Okay!" Li Bai: "Right!"

"Then tell me, how should we divide this ginseng fruit?" Siguo: "What a tiger stick chicken?"

"I don't care." Wu Zhinan: "Where are you, Lao Wu?"

"I don't care!" Five ghosts: "It's all done!"

"That little brother!" Wu Zhinan: "Where are you?"

"Senior brother, I think it!" Li Bai glanced at the ginseng fruit on the stone bed and said, "Although it is a fruit, it looks so much like a person. I really want to eat her, yes, but I really can't get down! So after thinking about it, I thought about it and found a clever rut that could resolve the difficulties here. I wonder what the senior brothers think?"

"What a mistake?" Siguo suddenly said: "Young brother, don't say anything, I can't speak. I don't know why, when I saw this ginseng fruit, I thought of the dragon meat for no reason."

"Shut up!" Suddenly, Wu Zhinan, Wu Gui, and Liu Xie shouted in unison: "Don't let the dragon...wow!"
Chapter completed!