Bao Erlan stumbled back to the village, shouting at the top of his throat: "Let's take a look, there are monsters in the east, with three heads, which is so scary-"

Most of the remaining people in the village are old men and women. The chef who is cooking is running out with two kitchen knives: "What are the years and there are still fairies? I think you are also fascinated by the vixen?"

There is no way. Although Tian Xiaopang didn't want to make the big thing bigger, the village was so big, one passed by two, two passed by three, and soon the whole village knew about it.

Especially this morning, my second grandma asked someone to get a ox cart and said she wanted to go to another village to pick up the master, which confirmed the matter.

Bao Erlan vowed to make a vow, saying that when he saw the fairy, everyone planned to have many people and strong power, so he copied various weapons, such as shovels, brooms, stoves, and hooks. Chef Bao was holding two kitchen knives in his hand and rushed forward with a heroic spirit.

From a distance, I saw two people riding pigs and walking towards the village. The adult seemed to be Tian Xiaopang, but his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, so he didn't dare to recognize him. The one in his arms had three heads.

"What are you doing? Are you planning to make a revolution?" Tian Xiaopang shouted, and everyone calmed down: It was Tian Xiaopang. So they surrounded him and took a look, okay, isn't this Xiaobiao? Why did it make it so miserable?

Tian Xiaopang chose the main character to tell everyone, and the villagers were still scared: I haven’t seen the thunder in many years. This thing is too domineering and must not be kept. If the tourists are hurt in the future, it will be ruined.

Some people say it was smoked, and some people were cooking it with gasoline, but in the end they were stopped by Tian Xiaopang. Anyway, the bee colony had already belonged to Commander Yufeng, so it was indirectly to Leader Tian Xiaopang. It would be better to keep it. Eating honey is secondary. The most important thing is that when bees collect honey, pollination is indispensable.

While chatting, I saw Bao Daming understand that they were also leading tourists back to the village. When he saw Tian Xiaopang and Xiaobai, he was also shocked and worried for a while. Many tourists came forward to greet him and thanked Tian Xiaopang.

After a while, Tian Xiaopang's eyes were swollen and he could not see anything at all. His cheeks on one side were swollen. Everyone wanted to laugh, but they were embarrassed to laugh, and they were all very uncomfortable.

Forget it, I'd better go home to raise it - Tian Xiaopang is also self-aware, and Tang Yuanyuan behind him finally couldn't help it, and she hugged her stomach and kept laughing: "Brother Xiaopang, let's just change your name to Captain Zhutou in the future--"

When I went home, Dahuang was still sleeping soundly. According to Mr. Yang, I fed Dahuang two bowls of porridge in the morning. This guy still knew how to drink it. It seemed that it was okay.

Tian Xiaopang guessed that it might be that Dahuang's brain was repairing, and it was useless to go to the hospital, so it would be better to rest at home. So he took him out and peed. At first, Dahuang was not conscious and of course he didn't know how to pee. However, Tian Xiaopang whistled a few times, and the kid urinated. It seemed that all the physiological functions were normal.

During lunch, we mainly eat farm dishes, such as steamed beans and steamed beans, and some pancakes and fish pots. Now, the vegetables in the small garden are basically gone, and the table is richer.

In addition, there were also picks of mutton**, mixed with sugar and served on the dining table. Everyone ate very deliciously, but they could only eat light ones for two injuries. Especially Tian Xiaopang, his mouth was almost impossible to open. Finally, Xiao Ya and the three little kids scooped the food with spoons and rushed to stuff it into his mouth.

Although the meal was quite difficult, I still felt sweet. In the afternoon, the tourists did not arrange any group activities, mainly strolling in the village, and some people had lunch, and it was evening before they knew it.

Tian Xiaopang slept beautifully, then got up and looked in the mirror, muttering himself: "It's still Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, he's not a human inside or outside."

This is also impossible. It will take at least three or five days to swell. Just as I was about to go out for a walk, the door of the house opened, and the second grandma walked in and turned around and asked the guest: "Big girl, please come in and take a rest on the kang. We will start dinner soon. There will be a tour group these two days, and the food is good-for-all-you-can-eat--"

Who is this? Tian Xiaopang also stood up and said hello, but he saw a half-large old lady following her. Her hair was quite long and a little gray. Her face was thinner and her face looked pale. She was carrying a small bag in her hand. It seemed that she was from a foreign village and had never seen it before.

"Xiao Panger, this is your Aunt Zhang from Guaibadian Village. It is Zhang Daxianer, who is famous in our villages. I specially invited him to see a doctor." The second grandma introduced him to him, and then Tian Xiaopang suddenly realized: It turned out that he was a great god!

The aunt Zhang raised her gray eyes and looked at Tian Xiaopang straight. She didn't know if she had a nerve or something. Anyway, her head was always a little trembling. After looking at it for a while, she started to speak: "Old sister-in-law, this child's face is swollen like a pig's head. This disease looks so serious, it must be something for!"

What's the point of being at Tu Lei Zi? Tian Xiaopang grabbed the back of his head: "Hehe, aunt, why don't you show me the first thing you can do, and you'll ask Tu Lei Zi to hibernate at noon."

The second grandma also quickly pointed to the kang: "Well, his aunt, that's really sick-"

Zhang Daxian'er had no intention of embarrassment at all, and didn't know whether he was trembling or nodding: "It's okay, when the star fight is out in the evening, I'll clean it up for him."

After saying that, he took off his shoes and went to the kang, sat cross-legged onto the kang, then took out his cigarette pouch from his bag, and started to smoke, without seeing any sight.

"Aunt her, sit down first, I'll go home to get some grass rolls for you. The old man sprinkled fermented bean cakes when planting tobacco leaves, and the old fragrance was gone." The second grandma was afraid of neglecting the immortal, so she kept doing it. The so-called grass rolls refer to cigarettes.

Tian Xiaopang hurriedly went out: "Second grandma, why didn't you tell me? You invited Daxian'er. Dahuang was a real disease and she would wake up naturally in two days."

The second grandma patted his arm: "Little fat man, you are worried that the impact is not good. Last time the investigation team came, they said you were engaged in feudal superstition. Don't be afraid. At that time, Dahuang will take my family to my house and it will have nothing to do with you. Let me tell you, you are carrying Huang Daxian, Dahuang, and the one who collides with Hu Xian's family, which belongs to two groups, so you can't cure it. Aunt Zhang is carrying the Hu family, so you can definitely take Dahuang's attention."

What, Huang Daxian? Tian Xiaopang was stunned for a moment, and then understood that he was referring to Big Wolf and Erlang. This matter was a mess. When did I become a big immortal? Since that's the case, then I, the big immortal, will fight with her big immortal, and see who is so powerful.

After making up his mind, he became the boss and let the second grandma do whatever she wanted. Soon, the news spread throughout the village, and even the tourists were excited when they heard the villagers' talk: I just heard about it, but I really haven't seen a master dancer before. Let's open our eyes, right?

Tian Xiaopang was not afraid of big things when watching the fun, so he naturally agreed. The second grandmother also asked Zhang Daxian'er for advice. Daxian'er also agreed, but there was a condition: there were too many strangers and it was easy to hit the immortal family, so her consumption was too high. It would take a month or two to make up for it when she went back. This nutritional fee would be added.

Isn’t this just a different way to ask for money? Let it be for you, and see how you end up in the end. Tian Xiaopang naturally agreed. He was holding back his energy to fight with the Daxianer. Anyway, it was just a blank check, so I could just write it.

When he saw that the master was a good talker, Zhang Daxianer learned that he would set up an incense hall under the big elm tree, so he made another request: The immortal family was exhausted all the way, so he had to change his new leaves.

Ye Zi refers to clothes, and he asks for money in disguise. He gives it to Tian Xiaopang, who dares to agree to anything.

It was soon time to finish the meal. Tian Xiaopang was afraid that he would scare the children, so he kept his second grandmother with Daxian'er to eat on the kang table. The rest ran under the vines outside, and it was even cooler here anyway.

I took the time to go into the house and took a few glances. It was really amazing. The great fairy drank more than a pound of Baibai by himself. The second grandma was envious. "It's not easy for a disciple to go out. Maybe the wine was sucked away by the immortals in the end."

If I weren't stung by bees, it would be strange if I couldn't drink it today - Tian Xiaopang doesn't dare to drink now, so he had to endure it.

During the meal, Bai Jingjing said they would go back tomorrow, and for the follow-up matters, they would contact Tian Xiaopang on the phone. Of course, Tang Yuanyuan is a big idle person and is on holiday. If she doesn't eat and play enough here, she will definitely not leave.

Susanna also officially said goodbye to Tian Xiaopang and went back with Bai Jingjing tomorrow. Now, she was full of respect for the little fat man, although she wanted to laugh at his current miserable appearance. However, when she was about to leave, Susanna asked again: Can she record the process of the wizard's medical treatment tonight?

Wizard? You can really praise people! Tian Xiaopang thought she was looking for freshness, so he agreed. If you want to be a real shamanic wizard, it is worthy of respect. At least he knows Tungus and is considered the heir and disseminator of orthodox ancient culture. Like this great immortal, he is just a charlatan who cheats money.

After dinner, people walked to the big elm tree early, basically moving out all the small stools at home to seize the advantageous terrain.

Tian Xiaopang went there quite early, and explained to the tourists that this was a folk project arranged for tourists, so that everyone could watch the fun and don’t take it seriously.

After all, this kind of thing is not good to say. If it is spread, it will easily have a negative impact on Heixiazitun, so Tian Xiaopang moved closer to the folk tourism side. If someone above asked about it, it would be said that it was a special performance for tourists.

There are many mosquitoes in summer, especially here, which is next to the meadow, so there are more than a dozen fires around the empty field, covered with mugwort and other mugwort. They are all the ones that just smoke but not fire, and they are gurgling white smoke.

Before the god dance began, the surroundings were covered with fairy spirit, and it was a bit ethereal formation. Then, Tian Xiaopang came to the old elm tree, tilted his mouth and began to yell: "The big fairy has to wait for a while to appear. Let's call my big fairy to come to the warm-up field--"

After saying that, he waved his hand and saw two weasels falling from the sky in the curling white smoke. They floated out of thin air, trying hard to kick their four small claws. The big tail behind them also swung slowly, like a slight step in the waves, and began to circle around the big elm tree, as if soaring in the air.
Chapter completed!