Chapter six hundred and seventy-eight monkeys laugh
The newborn baby has wrinkled skin and a layer of black fetal hair on his face, so he looks like a little monkey.
It will be fine after it is opened. Tian Xiaopang is a little protective of his body and shouts dissatisfiedly: "You little guys are like this when they were just born. Whoever laughs at you will make any jokes!"
As a result, it attracted the dissatisfaction of the children. The little Nannan pretended to be angry: "The godfather is partial. With his own little baby, I don't like us. I'm so sad!"
"That's right, my godfather is back, I haven't even kissed me!" Xiao Haining also followed suit.
You guys - Tian Xiaopang also found it funny, and then picked up the kids one by one and kissed them on their faces: "Godfather wants you to death, don't worry, you will always be good kids of godfather and godmother!"
After a while of nod, the crowd rushed to the cafeteria for lunch. Tian Xiaopang stayed here, and waited until Qiqige and his son were settled. With my mother and mother-in-law here, he then posted the sleepy Qiqige face and then returned to the village.
Along the way, everyone I met happily congratulated him. As a result, behind the little fat man, there was a large group of people going to eat Xier.
When we arrived at the cafeteria, we waited until the tourists finished eating, and then we served the dishes again. When Tian Xiaopang left, it was already autumn. During this period, the village was busy harvesting mountain goods.
He picked up a chopstick of mushrooms with his head and stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them: "The food here in our hometown is still delicious!"
After placing a bottom, he went to the table to toast. The little fat man was happy, just one word: Drink!
When he clinked with Johnson, the latter began to complain: "Dear Xiaopang, although the harvest of this year's crystal ghost umbrella is a little more than last year, the gap is still too big compared to market demand. Can you do some serious work - no, I mean, can you increase the output!"
Tian Xiaopang glared at this guy: What I do is just a serious business? Haven’t you seen your motherland disintegrate? Isn’t this a serious business?
He also knew that the yield of crystal ghost umbrella, that is, dog urine moss, is now at a normal level. If you want to overproduce, you can only exchange it quietly from the orb.
This time when he went out, some changes occurred in the pearl. He couldn't exchange it for the time being, so he had no good idea.
After thinking about it for a while, he asked Johnson: "Are there two places in Guojiawazi and Damantoutun? Have you collected them all?"
Yes, why did you forget these two places, and you are only visiting places with forests such as Heixiazitun and Dingjiagou. In fact, dog pee moss has little requirements for the growth environment, and roadside ditches and other things can grow.
So Johnson stopped drinking wine and took his men to the two places and found a special person to collect them. Anyway, there will be a share of the money at that time, and the profit is extremely high, so they will definitely rush to do it.
After sending Johnson away, Lao Tang came to him again and met him with a glass of wine. However, Lao Tang drank Monkey wine: "Little fat, although I am in a bad mood because of the changes in my motherland. But I still want to tell you a good news. We have won the award again. Because the melancholy has achieved remarkable results in the field of cancer treatment, we have become the Nobel Prize winners of Lianzhuang."
Tian Xiaopang did not show too much excitement. He patted Lao Tang on the shoulder: "I'm sorry, if you don't want to go back, then Heixiazitun will treat this place as your hometown and bring all your family over. Don't they say that science has no borders?"
"I will consider your proposal." Lao Tang raised his wine glass.
Then, Professor He also stood up, smiled elegantly, and then said: "This year's Black Bear Su's production has increased significantly, thanks to your teacher. However, compared with the huge base of the patient group, you still have to work hard to continue to expand the planting area."
Well, Tian Xiaopang blinked his eyes a few times: "Maybe in the near future, we won't have to worry about this issue."
The little kids next to him were unhappy, and the little Nannan stood up angrily: "Godfather, the corns they grow are all black black, which makes us have to look for them for a long time if we want to eat roasted corn!"
Hahaha, the little fat man was very happy, and then continued to recruit people to toast. When he arrived at the village committee table, the village chief Bao briefly talked about the development in the past two months. In fact, he just followed the steps. After all, he was already familiar with the condom. When it was time to do something, they were responsible for shouting and leading everyone to do it.
The only difference is that after years of development, there are more and more mountain goods, and relying on the labor force in the village, I can't be busy at all.
Just like when I was picking mushrooms now, I still transferred many villagers from Damantoutun and Guojiawazi to relieve the tension in hiring people.
After celebrating the wine, Tian Xiaopang was completely relieved: He really didn't have to worry about this place at home.
However, I felt a little disappointed: In other words, now, if you have me or not, Heixiazitun can move forward all the way, then I won’t be redundant?
This person is just pretentious.
Well, I can finally let go a little bit - Tian Xiaopang suddenly felt relaxed in his heart. In the past few years, he has been staying in Heixiazitun. Unless he had no choice, he never wanted to go out, just like a tiger not leaving the hole. Now, he is finally liberated and can do what he wants to do.
After eating and drinking, he hurried back to the rehabilitation center. Qiqige woke up, but the two little guys were still sleeping soundly.
Seeing that there was no problem, Tian Xiaopang arranged to go home and slowly cultivate. People came and went here, especially those primary school students, who always looked into the ward and couldn't rest well.
"You little guys are all completely ready now. Why are you still left with the master? Get out of here tomorrow and go back to your parents and relatives!" As soon as he got angry, the little fat man drove the people away. As a result, the little school students were crying, which made the little fat man have to coax them quickly.
These primary school students have lived in Heixiazitun for more than half a year, and have been gradually awakening for more than half a year. Their feelings for this place are even closer than home, so the fat man fully understands their feelings.
However, there is no banquet that will never end. Now, these primary school students have indeed recovered, and it is time for them to return, and a wider world outside is welcoming them.
I studied with Kang Mei and the leaders of the rehabilitation center and decided to wait until after National Day. Because by that time, several other rehabilitation centers will be established and more meaningful.
After discussing the matter, his wife and children went home. Liang Xiaohu drove the car himself and pulled the whole family into the car. As a result, the off-road vehicle was full.
There was no way, the little fat man could only spread his legs and run all the way back home. He couldn't squeeze Qiqige down, either. There were also my mother and mother-in-law who were holding the child. He didn't hold his legs, so who would hold his legs?
Tian Xiaopang went straight to the rehabilitation center when he came back, but he really didn't go home. Moreover, if he ran, he would throw the off-road vehicle behind. Of course, it was mainly because Liang Xiaohu drove relatively smoothly.
From a distance, I saw a huge crowd of people at the door, and a lot of big groups gathered. There were Little Overlords, Xiaobai riding on its back, and Bears, and even the unlucky bears were there. Even Dalang, a family who did not show up during the day, stood up and looked at the side with their little heads.
It's really possible to give birth, a nest a year. Tian Xiaopang sighed. Calculate that Dalang and his little weasels born one after another in recent years have been disbanded and have lived independently.
At present, only Huang Sanlang is left, who is still here to rely on his parents.
When he rushed to the front door, Tian Xiaopang waved his hand vigorously: "Everyone comes out to welcome me, right? I really touched me. I will give you extra meals later!"
The response from the masses was not very enthusiastic, only the greedy big fat man poked Tian Xiaopang with his big mouth, saying hello, and then continued to look on the road.
Soon, the off-road vehicle slowly drove over. Huh, all of these guys surrounded him, and all kinds of screams were mixed together, so excited.
What does it mean? It’s not that I’m welcomed me in line? Tian Xiaopang grabbed the back of his head. His heart is so cold.
When my mother and mother-in-law got out of the car with two babies in their arms, the animals immediately jumped back and forth. The unlucky bear kept moving forward and wanted to see the baby first.
While going, don’t scare my daughter and son! Tian Xiaopang pulled it aside, then got off the car with Qiqige in his arms, and surrounded by the children and animals, he finally entered the house.
After putting Qiqige and the baby on the kang, I finally felt at ease. Tian Xiaopang began to chase people: "Look at it, let's go out, don't disturb my baby."
Unlucky Bear and Xiong Da were quite obedient. Under the power of the great devil, they had to walk out, and then they lay on the windowsill one by one, poking their heads into the house through the glass window.
However, Huang Sanlang is not a good-tempered person. He grinned at Tian Xiaopang, and he would tilt his tail after falling off his butt.
Tian Xiaopang was so scared that he waved his hands repeatedly: "No, don't release poison gas, what can I do if I smoke my baby--"
After these guys finished watching Xiqi, they all went out. Tian Xiaopang breathed a sigh of relief. He turned around and saw Xiaobai stretching his claws on the kang and holding a baby in his arms.
At this time, my mother and mother-in-law were busy making confinement rice for Qiqige, one boiled millet porridge and eggs, and the other stewed chicken soup. They were all busy in the outer room. Qiqige fell asleep again and was caught by the little monkey.
Tian Xiaopang was so scared that he almost sat on the ground, but he didn't dare to yell. What if Xiaobai was anxious and threw the child away.
You can only go up quietly and try not to be alarmed. You should know that not everyone can hold newborns, they are too delicate. If the posture of holding the child is wrong, it will easily cause damage to the neck and body.
I came to the front and took a look. Fortunately, the little monkey looked very professional. One of the little paws held the baby's neck and head, and the other supported the waist, and hugged the lower limbs in his arms.
The little fat man then breathed a sigh of relief and said softly: "You little brat, you scare dad to death--"
Xiaobai grinned at him, and then the little baby in his arms opened his eyes, blinked twice, stared at the little monkey in a daze for a long time, and finally grinned.
OK, the little face that was already thrusting was even more wrinkled, and it looked more like a little monkey.
Just a few hours after giving birth, I would laugh—Tian Xiaopang followed him and laughed, so he also put his head in front of the baby: "Daughter, give me a smile to my dad!"
The twins were born first as a baby girl, so they were sisters, and Xiaobai was holding her now.
The baby's eyes looked at him, and then, his mouth also made a loud cry.
Tian Xiaopang was suddenly panicked and felt very angry. The little monkey turned around in disgust and avoided the little fat man's head. The baby girl stopped crying and stared at the little monkey and smiled.
Is this my biological child? Tian Xiaopang is a little skeptical of life now.
When the child cried like this, the mother-in-law and mother-in-law, who were cooking in the outer room, also went into the house to check, and Qiqige woke up. When he saw the little monkey holding the child, he was startled to be surprised.
However, when I saw the baby laughing at the little monkey, I started to be amazed again. You must know that it takes two or three months before the baby can laugh. Usually, babies who have just given birth will cry.
The children also heard the news and ran into the house from the yard and looked around. The little monkey had a rare baby girl and picked up the baby boy like a decent person. The little guy knew that he would sleep soundly with his eyes closed.
"Little Pang, name the two children first. Even if you don't have a big name, you will also give them two nicknames first." After saying that, I thought about it, and added: "According to the rules of our past, it's easy to support our name, and you can do it like Gou Shenger Ya Daner, and you don't have to be so elegant."
The little kids around were all looking at their godfather with a smile, probably because they wanted to see him, and whether they would call the baby a dog or a dog.
"Mom, our two babies must be easy to support. Don't call them such an ugly name." Of course, Tian Xiaopang was not very happy. It was a very good child, why do you call them such an ugly name?
My mother simply ignored it and continued to go to the outer room to make porridge. The children at home chattered and began to name the little brother and sister.
After a while, the confinement rice was ready. After the meal was served, the good guy cooked a large pot of local eggs, a large pot of golden millet porridge, and a small pot of chicken soup.
"My mother, you are really my mother. Even if you can eat during confinement, you can't eat so much, right?" Tian Xiaopang's appetite was so big that he was dizzy when he saw it.
My mother glared at him: "What do you know? Are there little Nannan and the others? We can try them all at the bowl of porridge and eggs."
That's all, that's about the same. I'll have a bowl too. Tian Xiaopang served more than ten bowls of porridge, and Qiqige sat up and had a meal. Good guy, his belly was like a bottomless pit: he drank two bowls of porridge, ate six or seven eggs, and also drank a large bowl of chicken soup.
Usually, these things are enough for a day to eat.
Looking at the little fat man's strange eyes, Xiao Ge's face didn't feel a little red.
Chapter completed!