Chapter 668 Tian Baozhu
Old Woman Barbara's words are so ugly, especially for the elderly, it is equivalent to cursing someone to die, which is the most taboo.
However, Mr. Xu is open-minded and does not know how much ups and downs have experienced in his life. Especially in the past month, he has been born from death, so some things have long been clear about.
He laughed a few times: "Yes, because there is not much time to live, I have to work hard!"
The old Taoist was quite responsible. He translated this sentence. The old witch also slid his chin and muttered for a while. However, this time the old Taoist did not translate, so it was probably not a good thing.
At this time, Mr. Liang interrupted, "Old Xu, actually, this is not bad. If you look at your appearance a month ago, you won't be able to last a few months."
When Tian Xiaopang heard this, he quickly agreed. Thinking of this, Barbara, the old witch, seems to be a little capable. The accuracy of the prediction is 50% accurate, which is really a bit too tricky.
On the other hand, the old Taoist and the old witch were quivering and studying for a long time, and everyone couldn't understand what they were arguing. The old Taoist's voice was getting louder and louder, and this time he shouted in Mandarin: "You old lady are so familiar with it. Haven't you heard a saying here on our side that goes against the will of heaven and change your fate?"
Barbara kept shook her head, which should mean: It’s not that simple to change her fate if she wants to go against the will of heaven.
"Or, you can use the glass ball to calculate!" The old Taoist seemed to be angry.
This person is old and sometimes he returns to his child's temperament. Barbara really takes out a crystal ball, and a pair of chicken claw-like hands are dancing and chirping on it.
Others can't see why, but Tian Xiaopang's eyes were extraordinary. He was shocked to find that pictures flashed rapidly in the crystal ball, which was a life journey of a person from childhood to adulthood and from growth to old age.
What a great witchcraft! Tian Xiaopang was extremely shocked. At this moment, he truly realized that Ms. Barbara was also extremely human.
In fact, Tian Xiaopang was extremely suspicious of Barbara's ability to get along with the old Taoist. Although Old Taoist Piaoran is not serious, there are not many people who can catch his eye.
Huh? Barbara screamed in surprise, and the crystal ball was also darkened. She gasped for a while with some difficulty, then rolled her eyes: "How did this do it?"
The old Taoist started to show off this time: "Barbara, I have told you that your divination is a small way, and it belongs to the side and left-wing Taoist; it is still something we have passed down for thousands of years here, which is the true saying of the great Tao. You will be convinced this time."
When Tian Xiaopang saw this, it seemed a little bad. Don’t reveal my old foundation in a while, so he quickly arranged: “Old Mr. Xu, let’s go to the forest to pick wild vegetables too. I’ll show you my hand at noon. The bracken I fried is the most delicious.”
"Wait a minute, Xiaopang, look, you're so anxious that your grandmother Barbara is like a fool. Tell him how you changed your fate to Mr. Xu." The old Taoist became more and more excited. Of course, he knew that those who could do all this were the only ones who could do it in the territory of Heixiazitun.
Tian Xiaopang was extremely suspicious that the old Taoist must have an affair with this old witch, and this matter could be revealed casually. At that time, the baby would be afraid that he would not be able to save his flesh.
Look at the old men and women around them, they all listened with their ears on their backs.
So he started to lie seriously: "I did nothing. We, Heixiazitun, has abundant bear energy, which can promote body metabolism and delay aging. Look at these old men, after coming to us, our bodies are stronger than before."
The elderly around him nodded repeatedly. They had personal experiences, and of course they agreed with Tian Xiaopang's statement. But they also had doubts: Lao Xu was sentenced to death by the health care doctor at that time.
The old Taoist turned his eyes and understood that Tian Xiaopang must have had a hard time. He originally wanted to let him show off. It seemed that this kid wanted to hide his weakness, so he stopped forcing him.
But Barbara, the old witch, was very stubborn and still refused to give up. She mumbled, saying that she had made every decision and how could she fail today? You must figure it out.
"No, your accuracy rate is only 50%. "Tian Xiaopang couldn't help it, so he revealed his true feelings. With this hit rate, he was so embarrassed to brag.
As a result, the old Taoist first glared at him: "Little fat man, don't talk nonsense. You don't know that the things that Barbara failed in prophecy were actually solved by her."
This is a lot of information. Could it be that the old witch's prediction is accurate, and she has done a lot of things silently behind her back? Tian Xiaopang couldn't help but blink a few times, then smiled again: "It's unlikely that the old lady also predicted the Third World War-"
Could it be that the Third World War did not break out, and it was also settled by her, and it didn’t look like it?
"This matter is very complicated. Xiaopang, don't talk nonsense." The old Taoist was so serious that he was very serious. Some things would not be known to the public.
Mr. Xu was thinking, looked at Barbara with complicated eyes for a while, and suddenly asked, "Can you be the light?"
The old Taoist nodded for the other person, and Old Xu's eyes lit up: "Who is that Taoist priest?"
"Hehe, I'm black and white." The old Taoist returned to his hippie smile.
No, what are you saying? I can understand every word, but I can't understand every word - Tian Xiaopang was confused: You, a blind old woman, are you so embarrassed to call Guang? Also, old Taoist, are you so bad? You are just a black person, and you cheat people. When will you be useless?
Mr. Xu laughed a few times: "Haha, I understand, I understand - Little fat man, let's dig wild vegetables! By the way, what's your name, Little fat man?"
"My name is Tian Xiaopang!" The fat man grabbed the back of his head, feeling a little confused.
The old Taoist took over the conversation: "The little fat man is still a non-staff member and is in the inspection period. However, I think that in the future, his name can be called Baozhu. Tian Baozhu. This name sounds quite pleasant-"
Good guy, Tian Xiaopang was so shocked that he almost sat on the ground: The flint pearl was his biggest secret. Now it seems that this secret is no longer the only one he enjoys.
It seemed that he understood a little: Maybe what the old Taoist and the others said was a divine organization, which gathered strange people from all over the world. In secret, they might have done many things that ordinary people don’t know.
However, the fat man doesn’t want to care about these things. Isn’t it good to lead his wife and children to live happily every day?
So they quickly led the way in front. The old people were carrying small baskets and happily followed him behind him and strolled to the forest. There were also several shamans such as Aji and Karuru, who were also involved in it.
From the sanatorium to the forest, another small hair path can be passed directly. The so-called "Hao Dao", or "Hao Dao", is a small road that walks out in the fields or fields. Because both sides are thatched or crops, this is the name.
If you pass by directly, you will arrive less than two miles away soon. In the forest, the newly-launched branches of larch are tender and green, emitting a fragrant smell.
The plants and trees on the ground are also sprouting rapidly. After a long winter, they are all growing wildly.
Tian Xiaopang carefully checked and found that some small black dots had been nurtured on the branches and leaves of some broad-leaved forests. They were the eggs of rainbow silkworms, which had begun to hatch, and they ushered in a new round of life cycle.
It seems that the output of rainbow cocoons this year is probably going to be greatly improved.
"Godfather, we are here-" Not far away, the cry of the little Nannan came from the front.
Tian Xiaopang and his group also walked over. The little kids always played first when they entered the forest. It seemed a bit unreliable to expect them to pick wild vegetables.
"Master, I'm throwing my boomerang away!" Xiaohu ran over and told Tian Xiaopang that his face was thrusting and a little aggrieved.
The medical staff next to him looked at Zhile: Look at this little expression, it’s very rich, this is really a lot, haha-
You said that these people are so uncomfortable that they are about to cry, and they are still happy.
This is also the norm. The little progress of primary school students, whether it is joy or sorrow, laugh or tears, is a gratifying progress in the eyes of these medical staff.
Tian Xiaopang touched Xiaohu's head. It was probably because the little guy was flying around in the woods with a boomerang. It would be strange if he didn't throw it away. However, he still comforted him: "It doesn't matter. After I go back, Master will find another one for you!"
Anyway, Tian Xiaopang has all the things, they are not valuable - well, they are actually quite valuable.
The little guy was happy, and then a little girl next to him came up to complain: "Master, Xiaohu is not good. He used a boomerang to beat the little squirrel on the tree, scaring the little squirrel away!"
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! Tian Xiaopang was very happy and patted the little girl's mind: "Xiao Xinxin is right. We can't hurt the little animals in the forest - Oh my god, I'll bite my shoes again, I won't beat you to death today!"
As Tian Xiaopang was talking, he saw a black shadow flashing in front of him, and a foul stinking came. He quickly kicked him a few times, saying that Xiaozhao didn't dare to move forward: "Xiaozhao, where are you dead? Hurry up and take care of your disobedient bear thing!"
A few screams came from the deep forest. The marten bear's fierce little eyes were very unwilling to look at Tian Xiaopang for a while, and then turned around and ran away. This guy fought with Tian Xiaopang and pinched him when he met.
"Haha, you are a bear guy who is afraid of your wife. You will be like this for the rest of your life, and you have no big prospects!" Tian Xiaopang was very happy, and there was a marten bear in his mouth.
Then he found a hot gaze shot towards him. When he turned around, he was looking at him with a smile. When the little fat man saw it, he quickly changed his words: "Hehe, this guy is actually pretty good. He knows how to love his wife, and listen to his wife, it is worthy of praise-"
Even the little kids stared at their godfather or master with strange eyes. Tian Xiaopang couldn't help but blushed and waved his big hand: "Don't just spend time playing, dig wild vegetables first!"
It is said to be digging wild vegetables, but like bracken, you don’t need to dig it, just stick it out with your hands. Or, stick it against the root with a knife and cut it one by one.
The crowd scattered and searched on the ground. Soon someone found a group of people and shouted, looking for the children from the village to help identify them.
Master Tian Xiaopang naturally became the busiest person, and was called to drink and kept busy.
The new bracken is easy to identify. It just appeared one foot tall, with the top curled up, as if it was clenched with a small fist. Because it has not yet been opened, the top is slightly purple.
If you find a piece, you can pinch a small basket. Don’t worry about picking it out. As long as you don’t destroy the roots, it will grow again in a few days.
There is also Wei Cai, which is called Niu Hai Guang in the northeast, which is similar to Bracken, but the color is more purple.
Similarly, monkey legs are also ferns, with a layer of brown fluff on them, hence the name.
The forest they are moving in is reserved for tourists. For example, the villagers mobilized in the cooperative go to the forest farther away in groups, and for most of the day, they are pulled back one by one, and then processed directly from the wild vegetable factory.
After this season, Tian Xiaopang estimated that these ferns alone would earn tens of millions of dollars.
After returning home with a full load, Tian Xiaopang and his friends went directly to the sanitary center, and the children returned under the guidance of medical staff. As for the wild vegetables they picked, the villagers would process them and just send individuals to the canteen of the rehabilitation center for guidance.
Tian Xiaopang also showed off his skills, picked the wild vegetables in different categories, cleaned them, and blanched them first. The master in the kitchen also said: "Everyone said that eating this bracken causes cancer, why don't you eat it?"
"Don't listen to the so-called experts' nonsense. Those who guard the forest eat every year before, but I haven't heard of anyone having cancer. It's not that they eat every day, how many times can they eat a year, just keep your heart in your stomach. This thing is delicious." Tian Xiaopang explained to them happily.
Nowadays, some people, without knowing what their psychology is, often make alarmist arguments and mislead a large number of people. It is really hateful.
When lunch is ready, we don’t have to deliver it to all the yards as before. Everyone is familiar with each other, and they can leave and leave. They come to the restaurant for dinner, and they are lively together.
"This bracken is good, smooth and tender." Everyone praised while eating. The fried bracken chicken shredded bracken is indeed delicious.
"This kind of beef hair is also good." Fried beef hair with black fungus and shrimps, and the taste is even more fresh.
Tian Xiaopang also happily followed and said, "Actually, delicious food is on the one hand, and on the other hand, everyone picks it by themselves, so it tastes a bit different."
This made sense, and the old people raised their glasses, but they drank Monkey wine.
Only Tian Xiaopang's table, Karuru and the others drank some white drinks. As for the shamans sitting outside the fence, they went back to the village for dinner at a time. It was relatively quiet here.
After almost the meal, the old people walked back for lunch. Mr. Xu deliberately delayed for a while and saw that there was no one else, he called Tian Xiaopang over: "Baozhu, what is the food you gave me?"
Before Tian Xiaopang finished eating, he almost spit out a mouthful of rice in his mouth: Mr., why are you calling me Baozhu?
Seeing the fat man rolling his cheeks and rolling his eyes, Mr. Xu smiled and patted him on the back a few times: "It's not convenient to say it, but I still have to express my gratitude to you solemnly - haha, I didn't expect that this time I came to Heixiazitun for recuperation, and I'm really right-"
Chapter completed!