Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty-Second How to Give Your Life a Gift
Second uncle, why do I feel so awkward when you say this? What a thing? I got married and got a tigress. I don’t know, but I thought my family’s Qiqi is a tigress?
Tian Xiaopang quickly separated the crowd and ran towards the female leopard, yelling: "Sister, what are you making trouble?"
The female leopard growled and then pulled the half-large wild boar lying on the ground with her mouth. Then, the little magpie flying above its head screamed: "Little fat gets married, chucks, leopard gives gifts-"
We have all killed several pigs! Although Tian Xiaopang complained, he was still very happy: relatives and friends are watching here. Sister, you are so embarrassed!
If someone comes to send some gifts, it is not new; if a leopard gives a wild boar, it will be a bit horrible. Everyone inside and outside the courtyard were stunned. Tian Xiaopang's second uncle murmured: "Xiaopang, you are really not a waste of time. You are in charge of the people in the village and can also control the wild animals in the forest!"
"Fifth, why are you leopards like you, why are you still tiger cubs? Is it? "The second child who is sleeping in the same room didn't go away when he was in school. He likes to lead everyone to watch small movies the most, so he has a wide range of ideas.
Tian Xiaopang also yelled around, and came to the female leopard, reached out to pat the other person's head: "I'm sorry, thank you, I'll invite your mother and some seats later. I understand, uncle, quarrel, you all hurry up and give in."
The two of them were so busy that they didn't show their heads anymore and quarreled behind them: "You should treat this kind of guest by yourself."
The female leopard disappeared, and directly crossed the willow bars and went directly to the old nest amid the screams of people, and lying down in the firewood railing. The little leopard and the little tiger had been fighting with the children for a long time.
It can be seen that the little guys are very healthy, each of them is quite strong, and they are really rare. Everyone is surrounded and watch. In the zoo, you may not be able to see the cubs of the Far East leopard and such a cheerful little tiger.
Without danger, Bao Daqiu then started to arrange again: "Tomorrow, you guys carry the wild boars to the cafeteria. At least it's the wish of the whole family. Then get some raw beef, raw lamb and other things from the cafeteria to reward the leopard. Also, do you need to put some goat milk or something to come over?"
Bao Tianming and a few young people were about to take action, when they saw Bao Erlan running from the east panting, cursing: "You are so terrible, I'll put pigs in good condition. I didn't mess with you. You bite one of my wild boars to death. Let's talk carefully today!"
What? It turned out that I was giving me a gift from the pig farm. Tian Xiaopang looked at the female leopard lying on the other side to rest, and couldn't help but shook his head, a little amused and crying.
Here we have to persuade Bao Erlan: "Okay, it's all calculated on my account, just treat it as a matter of doing something and killing one more head."
Bao Erlan also saw the dead pig on the ground, and then was also happy: "It turned out to be used as a favor. This female leopard is good, and has feelings and righteousness. Even if I invite this pig, Xiaopang, I won't be able to follow the gifts tomorrow-" After saying that, he carried the big whip and ran away.
"Fifth Brother, we have to try this wild boar meat no matter what we say." Xiao Liuzi, who was sleeping in the same room, was the only one who was younger than Tian Xiaopang. Looking at the half-large wild boar on the ground, his eyes began to shine.
Tian Xiaopang smacked his lips: "We eat wild boar meat every day. This one has not grown yet, and it will be done when roasted."
"Eat every day, you are so, too--" Xiao Liuzi didn't know what to say, "Fifth brother, why don't I get along with you in the future?"
When he was in school, Tian Xiaopang knew that Lao Liu's family was also in a remote rural area, with many children at home, and life was difficult. In recent years, he has worked hard in the city, and it is too difficult to develop such a person without foundation. He wanted to help his brother in his heart, so he patted the other party on the shoulder: "Lao Liu, let's talk about this in detail tonight-"
The eldest black bear also came over and said, "Old Wu, you are so luxurious, we can't even afford to eat pork. Do you have any good things to make wild boar every day, and you can take it out quickly!"
Before Tian Xiaopang could make a sound, he saw a black shadow falling from the air and hitting the black bear boss's head.
"What's this?" The boss of the black bear dodged, but in the end, he fell a few more times and his head was still hit.
This guy has thick skin and doesn't care. He even opened his arms and caught the things that fell from the sky. After a closer look, he laughed: "This is a hare, okay, eat it after a while!"
And in the air, a small chirping sounded again: "Little fat gets married, chirp, eagle give gifts-"
Everyone looked up and saw several birds of prey, who had just swooped down and dropped all the pheasants, hares and the like that they were holding on their claws.
His second uncle couldn't help but shout again: "Little fat, you are so tough as the village party secretary, and you are in charge of the sky!"
The little fat man agreed, but Bao Da understood that he had already started to arrange: "Make some mutton and beef, and open a table for our flight brigade alone. Don't put it with the female leopard, if you fight for food!"
After saying that, he wiped the sweat that did not exist on his forehead and complained to Tian Xiaopang: "Xiaopang, your family is too busy to be a nirvana. Not only do you have to take good care of people, but you also have to serve these old men happily."
The relatives and friends around me were all happy. Most of them came to Heixiazitun for the first time, and today I was considered an eye-opener.
Seeing that the little fat man is favored here, they also have a light on their faces.
"Oh, I'm here to give gifts again. Oh, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you all!" Xiao Nannan and the others shouted again.
The otter leader and the little otter crawled over, twisting and holding a big fish in their mouths. Especially the otter leader, this guy was very strong and dragged a big red-haired carp that was more than ten pounds, looking longer than its body.
His second uncle said that he had something to say, and went up and picked up the big fish: "Oh, Xiaopang, you are in charge of the water. The land, sea and air are all gathered together. You are the commander-in-chief of the three armies!"
Tian Xiaopang also went up to touch the otter leader and Xiaoying's naked forehead, and then asked the little kids to bring them some fruit. I guess they would eat fish and shrimp every day, but they were tired of eating it, so it would be nice to change the taste.
If you are convinced, the relatives and friends who come here are completely convinced. It is not a big skill to be able to gather the people from Heixiazizun; it is amazing that those who can straighten these wild animals!
At this time, the little speaker of Zhazha started to broadcast again: "Little fat gets married, Zhazha, Big Wolf gives gifts!"
Everyone looked at the little magpie and said: This magpie is amazing, it seems to be more busy than being busy with head--
However, Tian Xiaopang felt something bad in his heart. When he saw the big wolf family, he was holding a fat field mouse in his mouth, and he was still shaking. He couldn't help but pat his forehead hard: "I knew that you must give this! Don't go to the yard, just send it to you to understand grandpa's house. He is the most proud of this thing!"
Everyone was so happy that this happy event was so happy.
After finally entertaining these gift-givers, they didn't leave. They probably were waiting for the wedding tomorrow. Tian Xiaopang was so angry that he hummed: "I've been dependent on you, have never seen you like you, I've made a few tricks and I want to eat and drink for several days, right?"
"Hey, stinky brat, who are you talking about?" His second uncle was dissatisfied and thought the fat man was pointing a slander and scolding him.
"Second uncle, can I talk about you? I'm talking about those wild animals. Let's go and have dinner in the cafeteria." Tian Xiaopang paused his mouth and everyone set off one after another.
The family really couldn't entertain so many people, so we prepared a banquet in the cafeteria, including tomorrow's wedding banquet, which was also there.
As soon as I walked to the avenue, I heard a clattering sound from the east. I looked around and saw that a lot of deer, a group of deer, was rushing towards me under the leadership of the little bully.
Among them, there are the tallest 王日, including big red deer, sika deer, reindeer, etc.; the small ones also have roe deer, which are vast and spectacular.
"Isn't these people here to give gifts, are they?" His second uncle had a conditioned reflex.
He was really called out. The first little bully rushed to the fat man, probably as his relatives and friends, so he gave his father some face. Instead of saying hello with the antlers, he brought the things in his mouth to the fat man.
"Gingeria lucidum, white deer gives Ganoderma lucidum, this is a good omen!" I don't know who shouted, and then the sound of admiration sounded.
"You guy, why are you here to eat and drink--" Tian Xiaopang patted the little bully's antlers, complaining in his mouth, but his eyes smiled into two cracks.
Just as he was about to reach out to pick up Ganoderma lucidum, his second uncle took the lead. The old man happily hugged the big Ganoderma lucidum in his arms: "Little fat, this second uncle took it back to make wine. It was picked up by the white deer. This is not ordinary Ganoderma lucidum, this is a fairy grass, and he will definitely live for a hundred years!"
The little bully's antler gently pushed forward and squatted his second uncle. The old man didn't care, and happily hugged the big Ganoderma lucidum and refused to let go no matter what he said.
Amid the laughter, Bao Daming started to arrange another book: "Come on, take a basket of carrots in preparation. Hehe, this guest is so entertaining, just give it a carrot--"
Roar—A sudden, a loud roar exploded in Bao Damingbai's ear, as if it was thunderous, scaring Damingbai to death, "You silly roe deer, what are you calling for?"
The silly roe deer glanced at him with contempt: You are stupid, can you eat enough for a carrot? I will eat at least five.
After the carrots were brought, the little kids distributed them to these herbivores one by one. In the order, of course, they were small first and then older. The musk deer looked the weakest, so they could win the sympathy of the kids.
While sending carrots, the little guy sucked his nose. The little Nannan frowned and said, "What's the smell? Is it smelly or not? Just hit the nose!"
"Musk! The male musk has started to produce fragrance - hurry up and find a rope and slaughter these male muskies to get the fragrance!" Sarigen in the crowd roared, scaring the muskies to tremble: We are here to give gifts from all over the world, aren't we here to save lives, okay?
Chapter completed!