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Chapter four hundred and ninetieth bear stomach can not hold two pounds of sesame oil

The unlucky bear originally lived in the forest and never had the chance to eat soybeans. I didn’t know how powerful this thing was. Everyone was busy and no one paid attention to it, so they ate a lot of soybeans.

After eating, I felt very thirsty and poured a lot of cold water. It was broken and the beans quickly expanded in my stomach. Even the fierce big brown bear, like a forest overlord, was controlled by small round beans. I lay on the ground, and I didn’t even have the strength to hum.

From this point of view, it is inexperienced and is not even as good as the free-range hens in various families, because domestic chickens usually do not eat soybeans.

The people didn't know, so they made up a rumor: chickens don't eat beans, beans are their uncles. They think soybeans are elders of chickens, so they don't eat them.

In fact, people know that eating it will easily cause belly gluttony and the soybeans are round and the chickens cannot digest them, so they will stop eating them slowly. If they have broken beans, the chickens will also eat them.

And the unlucky bear, laughing and proud of the mountains and forests, has just been in contact with people, and still has a lot of experience to learn.

It is much easier to deal with if you know the cause of the disease. If a professional veterinarian is present, you can rescue him first. If such a big brown bear dies of eating soybeans, it will be in the news.

Expert Yang is not a real "foreign expert", and has mastered many useful methods: "Hurry up and make some sesame oil, boil it and let it cool, and pour it on the unlucky bears--wait, eating soybeans raw is easy to get poisoned, then make a piece of honeycomb to burn it into ashes, mix it into sesame oil, and pour it together."

"I have sesame oil at home. How much does it cost? Is it enough for two taels?" Bao Erye's house is closest to here and quickly started to arrange it.

The reason why it is said to be two liang is because there is an old saying, "The dog's belly cannot hold two liang of spice oil." If the animal drinks this thing, the stomach and intestines cannot bear it, it would be strange if it does not have diarrhea.

Expert Yang looked at the huge body of the unlucky bear: "Let's get two pounds first, it's probably not effective if it's missing."

Okay, Mr. Bao and the boss ran home quickly. Tian Xiaopang also went to the bee box and made a beehive and burned it.

After the sesame oil boils, I don’t want to cool down for a while, so I quickly put the small basin containing the sesame oil into cold water.

Everything was ready, Tian Xiaopang turned the unlucky bear's big mouth and expert Yang poured sesame oil into his mouth. The unlucky bear is now completely bearish, so he can do whatever he wants.

Gududu, more than two pounds of sesame oil were poured into the stomach. Expert Yang looked at it again: "The posture is wrong, it is not okay to lie down. You have to help this guy up and keep standing. Only then can the things in your stomach be easily moved down."

The unlucky bear is so big that most people can’t help it, and the strong man Tian Xiaopang has to take action. After asking Expert Yang, Tian Xiaopang directly carried the unlucky bear, and then, he started a walk in the yard with a rush.

Unlucky Bear's board was too thick, and Tian Xiaopang's hands couldn't hold it, so he also called Sa Rigen and Zhang Hao to help each other, one on the left and one on the right.

Everyone was worried and thought Coke: I had seen someone carrying a wife, but I had never seen someone carrying a big bear. Tian Xiaopang carried an unlucky bear on his back, just like a hill on his back, which was really funny.

The noise here was very noisy, and the children who went to school were attracted soon. The children didn't understand why, and thought they were just playing, so from a distance, the little Nannan waved her arms: "Godfather, I want you to carry it too-"

There are also little monkeys who whizz to the head of the unlucky bear. The terrain here is good and suitable for climbing and looking far.

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble. My dad is exhausted, so you won't help me carry it for a while!" Tian Xiaopang was still bored because he had heard that the unlucky bear's stomach had started to scream, and there must be no danger.

Calling me to bear the unlucky bear? Xiaobai was very dissatisfied with his little paws and rubbing his father's hair: It would be strange if he didn't flatten the me.

The children also ran over, all following behind Tian Xiaopang, jumping and jumping together, and shouting, "Come on, Master" and "Come on, Goddard" and so on.

Suddenly, there was a dull sound coming from the unlucky bear's butt, all connected in a series, just like a bragging horn.

Ah? The kids covered their noses, and the little Nannan shouted: "It's time for class. Godfather, please memorize it slowly. We'll go to school first-"

Hululu, all the kids ran away, and then they grew their mouths and gasped hard: Oh my god, it's so smelly!

The onlookers couldn't stand it, and they began to retreat one after another. Bao Daming said while retreating: "The Landlord farts, a bit of awesomeness, how could you be so bad that you are so stinking?"

Bao Erlan, who assisted Tian Xiaopang next to him, couldn't do it anymore: "No, no, I remembered that an old sow was going to lamb, so I'll remove it first. Xiaopang, don't let go, otherwise, the unlucky bear fart can make it fall into the sky. This guy is all like a jet-like person!"

Bao Erlan escaped at the battle, but Sa Rigen was still very helpful and helped to support the unlucky bear. Next to him, the old Taoist also helped to come up with an idea: "Little Pang, you are stupider than a bear. Why are you running with the wind? If you run against the wind, you won't smell bad!"

"It makes sense. Back then, when Sun Bin was framed by Pang Juan, he could only pretend to be crazy, just shit and pee against the wind--" Bao Daming also helped the old Taoist fool him.

Tian Xiaopang was almost unconscious by the smoke: "What's the direction of the wind today?"

"Just run to the big elm tree!" The old man carried out remote control command from a distance.

The little fat man turned his direction, and sure enough, he couldn't smell the stench for the time being. So he took a few breaths, strengthened his feet, and ran towards the direction of the big elm tree.

As a result, I felt that my back was sinking, and the unlucky bear's weight was pressing on him. It turned out that Sarigen finally couldn't hold on and retreated from the battlefield. This guy was so angry that he could do it. Who could stand it?

Even the little monkey finally couldn't bear it and just ran to the tree. It reached out and grabbed the branches, swayed, and went straight up to the tree.

This also brought some inspiration to Tian Xiaopang, so he quickly asked the little monkey to pose on it, throw the ivy down, and directly entangle the unlucky bear, and he also took the opportunity to escape. Only the unlucky bear was hanging on the big elm tree, and its huge body swayed back and forth. During this period, there was also the sound of dumb music.

Bao Daming understood and kept saying cheap words: "If you want to say that these bears in Heixiazicun are the most unlucky bears. You don't need to push them on the swing, but you have a squirt!"

Is that the case? Is it the Ivy wandering back and forth?

After such trouble, especially after the exhaust gas in my stomach was discharged, the unlucky bear also recovered a little, his body was not very honest, and he began to struggle in the air.

Otherwise, the vanguard is the vanguard. After emptiing the exhaust gas, it is the main general's turn to appear. It sounded like a bamboo tube pouring beans. Soon, the ground was covered with expanded soybeans.

"It's almost a bean sprout, right?" Tian Xiaopang was also secretly frightened. If he didn't treat him in time, the unlucky bear would definitely be swelled to death.

"No one dares to eat this bean sprout." Bao Dada understood the fat man's face was full of wicked smiles. Look at the unlucky bear, it must be fine.

After ejaculation for several times, the unlucky bear's belly was also taken to hold it down, and Tian Xiaopang then put it down.

It is said that a hero can't stand the three-foot shit, and the unlucky bear is no exception. He can't even get up even if he lies on the ground. At this time, let alone Tian Xiaopang, even a little monkey dares to fall to it.

No, I still dare not. This guy's body is smelly and it's so dirty. There is no way, so Tian Xiaopang had to carry this guy again and go to the bathhouse to wash up.

After they all finished rushing, the unlucky bear finally recovered, stretched out his big tongue and licked Tian Xiaopang. This guy is now so stupid that he looks very pitiful.

"I have some promising future, don't touch it and eat it!" Tian Xiaopang patted its brain, and did not forget to scold it.

The unlucky bear is really afraid of anything else, but it is afraid of soybeans. If you sprinkle a handful of soybeans in front of it, this guy will definitely turn around and run away, screaming while running, and it will be a frightened problem.

With this lesson, Tian Xiaopang also asked everyone to pay attention to the big bears and the greedy bears in the villa, especially the greedy bears, who eat everything and are the biggest suspects.

The little fat man took the unlucky bear home directly and cooked some porridge for it to drink it in the evening. It is estimated that with the powerful vitality of this guy, it will recover in less than two days.

Early the next morning, Tian Xiaopang called Village Chief Bao and others, took Liang Xiaohu's off-road vehicle and went to Wangda Mantou Tun to discuss cooperation.

It is more than thirty miles away, although most of it is dirt roads, the off-road vehicles have good performance and are not slow. They drive in front and behind, the little monkey rides the little bully, and is distant from afar.

Since we are ready to cooperate, of course we have to ask the second general of Hum and Ha to walk here often in the future.

After passing the junction of the two villages, Tian Xiaopang asked Liang Xiaohu to drive slowly, and just checked. There were farmland on both sides of the road, and two main types were planted: corn and soybeans.

During this period, everyone got off the car and saw that the crops in the fields were growing well. The black soil is a famous granary. Unfortunately, the food is not worth much now.

Tian Xiaopang was quite satisfied: after attracting the bear energy, the fields here will be transformed from black soil to golden soil. In this way, the disadvantage of Heixiazizun's lack of farmland can be slightly solved.

Even if the breeding farms are moved here at the right time, they will turn Damantou Tun into a planting and breeding base. After all, Heixiazitun receives so many guests every day, and the smell of the breeding farm is not very good after all.

As he looked at it, Tian Xiaopang discovered something and pointed to the forest belt on the ground: "Uncle Village Chief, why are the poplar trees here bare and the leaves are gone?"

Everyone saw that it was not so. The trees were bare, just like winter was coming. You should know that in Heixiazitun, the leaves were about to turn yellow and had not yet fallen.

"It's not used for pesticides." Village Chief Bao knew the reason and explained to everyone: after the seeds were entered into the soil, a layer of medicine should be sprayed, which is called "Meng Yao". Then, before the crop blooming period, it must be sprayed at least two to three times.

When it rains, especially when it rains heavily, the water flows down the ditch and goes to the ground, bringing out the pesticides in the soil and flowing into the tree belt. Especially the herbicides in the pesticides, the trees can't stand it, and the leaves fall early.

Bao Da understood and understood: "You are the one who wants to absorb pesticides, and this tree absorbs pesticides, just like the unlucky bear drinking sesame oil."

Thanks to the unlucky bear who was not present, otherwise he would have to slap him: I told you that there is no pot to open and which pot to bring!
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