Chapter 38: Vigorously Create Miracles
The villagers looked over, and then Tian Xiaopang heard a silence, and the person who talked the most was a person's name "Bao Ergou".
"You still have the face to come back, get out--" Bao Erye's crutch was hitting the ground hard, his goatee was tilted, obviously very angry.
Big back head hurriedly came up and handed the gift boxes in front of him: "Grandpa, I am your biological grandson. My grandson made a lot of money outside, which is also a blessing to return home. You should be happy to come back to see you. Don't be angry, you will be so angry that your grandson will be a big sin."
While speaking, he stretched out his palms wearing several gold rings and rubbed Bao Erye's back. Then, the old man knocked on the head and a few sticks, and cursed "Genggugugugu--"
"Second brother, please calm down first, don't be angry at all--" Bao Daming came forward to persuade him.
Tian Xiaopang looked at the old man's lips trembling and his face turned blue. He rushed over and reached out to support him. It just so happened that the old man couldn't breathe, so he turned his eyes and fell backwards and leaned against Tian Xiaopang.
People were in a panic, and they pinched the people and patted the back. After a long time, Mr. Bao took a breath and opened his turbid eyes, and burst into tears: "Unfortunately, why did you have such a rebellious son?"
"Second Master, please don't talk first, go home and lie down for a while." Tian Xiaopang quickly asked someone to carry the old man home. Then he saw Sa Rigen widen his eyes and grab Bao Ergou's collar. He walked out of the village like a little chicken, and roared loudly: "Egou, you want to make your master angry to death, why don't you get out of here!"
The hairstyle of Bao Ergou was also messy, his legs were hanging in the air, and he kept kicking, but he couldn't struggle, and his face turned red.
After walking to the front of the car, Sarigen threw the other party on the cover of the car machine, and then spat: "Ergou, if we hadn't played together when we were young, I would have to ruin you today!"
Bao Ergou obviously knew Sa Rigen's temper and did not dare to stubbornly talk. He just tried to squeeze out a flattering smile: "Brother Gen, we are all butt-skinned children. I think you should not be stuck in this poor valley. Go out with me and be a bodyguard for me. You don't have to work. Your monthly salary is 8,000 yuan, and you are all from the villagers. I'm sure you can use it."
"I'm not relieved. You kid even say goodbye to your grandfather and wife. Get out of here, Heixiazitun won't welcome you!" Sa Rigen didn't look back and strode back angrily.
Bao Ergou didn't care. He had some ability to do it himself, and still yelled with a smile: "There is something else to do when I come back this time. Bao Rina, please give me a good word. When will we go through the divorce procedures? How much money do you want? Let me tell you how much, I just think it's spending money to buy freedom-"
So that's it. Tian Xiaopang understood a little. Coupled with the discussions of the villagers around him, he knew about Bao Ergou. This kid is indeed not a good bird. After marrying Bao Rina, he went out to wander around and didn't really make a little money. Then he was fascinated by the flower world outside, and had a bad idea. He found another small person outside and left Bao Rina to stay at home to be a widow.
It is no wonder that this kind of character is despised by the villagers. It is just that honest officials find it difficult to deal with family affairs. It is difficult for outsiders to make it difficult for them to make progress, so Tian Xiaopang can only wait and see what changes.
Bao Rina just sent Bao Erye home, but now she walked back with a pale face. It can be seen that she was trying hard to control the anger in her body, so that her body trembled slightly. However, Tian Xiaopang noticed that Bao Rina's eyes were particularly stubborn and firm, and she heard her reply in a calm voice: "Bao Ergou, I will go to the town with you tomorrow. As for your stinky money, I don't want any of it. I have hands and feet and can make money to support myself."
After saying that, he turned his head home, but everyone did not see it. Two lines of clear tears flowed silently from the corners of her eyes.
Bao Ergou was stunned at first, then curled his lips: "Don't let it go, I'll save money, what will happen to the civil affairs department of the town tomorrow."
"Bao Ergou, today, I will completely expel you from Heixiazitun in front of my fellow villagers. If you die in the future, you will not be able to enter the grave. If you dare to enter the village again in the future, you will break your legs!" Village Chief Bao was so angry that he stamped his feet.
In rural areas, people pay attention to returning to their roots. If they die, they cannot be buried in their ancestral graves, they are extremely guilty. Today, Bao Ergou did have public anger.
But he didn't care: I didn't care if I was expelled from the village or nationality. Anyway, I had money, so when I bought a cemetery, who would care about this poor mountain valley?
So I opened the car door and got in. I heard two whirlpools, and the car went away. I could see that there was still someone in the car, and it looked like a woman.
Oh——A lot of half-aged children followed suit and smashed the dirt in their hands towards the car. There were still a lot of mud in it, which was stuck in the car. Although they were underage, they also had a heart to distinguish between good and evil.
Seeing Xiaobai throwing it vigorously, Tian Xiaopang went up to teach it a lesson: "You are a spendthrift, why are you smashing a good apple? You should throw rotten eggs--"
After saying that, he felt unhappy and walked to the little bully again and patted his forehead: "Don't you like to beat the bull? I'll let you beat the bulls today. I just don't know if you have the ability to do this. Don't be able to beat the car, and I'm embarrassed!"
The little overlord tried hard to scatter his front hooves, and two thick air spurted out from his nostrils, as if he had been rushing to the accelerator, and rushed out, turning into a white lightning bolt, chasing the car.
The car just started, and the road conditions here were not good, and it was all dirt roads, so the speed was not fast. In the blink of an eye, the little bully rushed to the front, and the white light on the antlers above his head flashed and pushed hard on the buttocks of the car.
With a loud bang, the car trembled violently. Bao Ergou in the car was hugging the woman on the passenger seat and kissing her to celebrate the successful divorce. Unexpectedly, a strong force came from behind. The man and woman suddenly leaned back, then rose more than a foot higher, and their heads hit the roof, making them dizzy. The steering wheel was also a little out of control, and the car began to draw dragons on the road.
Rear-finishing? Bao Ergou quickly grabbed the steering wheel with two hands and tried to re-control the car. He was puzzled: This remote countryside has no even four wheels, so how can it be rear-finished?
Duang—Another muffled, the car trembled again, and then twisted the front of the car and fell directly into the Shunshui ditch next to the road.
Not bad, worthy of the name of the little bully! Tian Xiaopang nodded with satisfaction. It was indeed a miracle that he had made great efforts, hoping to bring some surprises to the people in the car. Haha, or there was only surprise, no joy.
Seeing that the little bully still refused to give up and then acted like a dive, Tian Xiaopang couldn't help but curse: Little idiot, I forgot how I educate you in my mind, right? After I got it, I ran away quickly. Look, Xiaobai is much smarter than you in this regard.
The little white deer was really pitiful when she got such a master. However, after hearing a loud whistle, it then put away its domineering aura, stepped on its four hooves, daddled, and ran towards the meadow.
"What's this thing? I'm paying for my new car!" Bao Ergou was dizzy and came out of the car, rubbed his head, and stared at the little bully's figure in a daze: It seemed like a deer, damn, today it's a weird thing, it's not a giraffe?
"Okay, please relieve your anger!" The villagers also clenched their fists hard. Although they hated them so much that their teeth were itchy just now, they couldn't do it, so they could only bear it. Fortunately, the little overlord stepped forward and let out a sigh of anger for them.
Good, Little Bastard! Those kids have now completely become loyal fans of Little Bastard.
At this time, Tian Xiaopang walked over slowly, muttering: "This wild deer is so promiscuous. It bumps into the east and west all day long. How many big trees are broken? The county doesn't care. As soon as it is reported, it says it is a wild animal and needs protection. Who do you think you can ask for?"
I got into a mess when I got together. Bao Ergou could only think that he was unlucky, but he still got out the car first and quickly left this unlucky place. So he chatted with Tian Xiaopang for a few words. After knowing that he was from the village work team, he asked Xiaopang to help push the cart.
"Brother Dog, right? I really want to help you, but I have been exposed to the wind these two days and can't use it. Why don't you find two helpers for you?" Tian Xiaopang pretended to grin and rubbed his shoulders.
Bao Ergou nodded, then handed over a cigarette: "It's true, brother, don't worry, you can't ask you to help in vain. I'll give you 100 yuan after that, and buy two packs of cigarettes to smoke."
"I don't smoke, it's a little less than a hundred yuan. Otherwise, you, the boss, will give it to 25." Tian Xiaopang turned around and called someone, while Bao Ergou snorted contempt and cursed in his heart: You're 25 at first sight!
"Xiaopang, why do you really help this guy push a cart?" Bao Daming was so angry that he couldn't help but have some opinions about Tian Xiaopang's approach.
Tian Yuan nodded: "You see, they are all fellow villagers, why don't you help? Understand uncle, you should understand this principle--"
He learned Bao Daming's tone in his speech, and with Daming's understanding of the little fat man, he must have nothing to hold back, so he yelled twice and prepared to watch the fun.
After muttering to Xiaobai, Tian Xiaopang shouted to the other side: "Brother Dog, everyone is busy with meetings, no one moves, you can just find a trailer. These people are getting lazy as poor as they are, and no one makes money."
Bao Ergou was so angry when he heard this, the charming woman beside him also cursed: "A bunch of old hats should be poor!"
There was really no one else who was involved in the pile of feces in Bao Ergou. This guy took out his phone and was about to call his friends from the county to come and help.
As soon as he quit the phone, he heard the woman beside him scream, and then he hugged his arm tightly and looked in the direction of her finger. Bao Ergou was almost scared. He saw a big wild boar with hair and thorns appear in his sight, rushing towards him, and his posture was like a charger on the battlefield, moving forward bravely and fearlessly.
Get in the car quickly! As soon as the dog couple got into the car, they heard another dull sound. The body of the car swayed violently. The car that was already tilted in the ditch directly faced the bottom and four wheels faced the sky.
Chapter completed!