Chapter 35: The Great Sitting Hall
Tian Yuan saw Wu Dongliang's very handsome face, but his face turned a little blue, so he happily leaned over and stretched out his right hand: "Old classmate, welcome to come to guide the work."
Wu Dongliang looked at Tian Yuan's dirty little fat hand, and finally did not choose to shake hands with him: "Comrade Tian Yuan, please be serious. This time we are on behalf of the organization to check the work, please don't smile."
These two people seem to be born with something wrong. Wu Dongliang is from a good background and has been influenced by his father and wants to make a difference in the officialdom. In fact, his father has always trained him like this; while Tian Yuan is just the opposite. He seems to be alone and has a calm attitude, but he always makes Wu Dongliang feel annoyed.
Of course, the biggest problem is that the three of them were classmates when they went to college. Wu Dongliang claimed to be handsome and handsome, with a good family background, and had a crazy pursuit of the two. Unfortunately, the two of them had a bright eye for Tian Xiaopang, so the relationship between the three was very subtle and continued from college to work.
"Serious, I'm very serious, and the village work team has to eat, right? I'll grow some side dishes, which is also a very serious job." Tian Xiaopang's words are always serious, but looking at his smiling appearance, he doesn't look serious.
Wu Dongliang waved his hand in disgust: "Let's not talk about these irrelevant ones. We just checked it in the village department. In the past few weeks you have been to Heixiazitun, you have not filled in any records or made any written materials. The information of the poor households in Heixiazitun is in chaos. Is this how you perform your responsibilities in the village?"
Seeing him acting aggressive, Tian Xiaopang was not anxious at all: "I'm too busy, so I don't have time to make those useless paper materials. Those are the most useless forms. Comrade, formalism is a must-"
It seems that people who are often mixed with Bao Daming are also contagious. Tian Xiaopang's tone of speaking is a bit obvious "understanding".
"This is the unified deployment and requirement of the county party committee, and it must be implemented resolutely. You are not doing your job well all day long, have time to do mobile live broadcasts, have time to dig the ground here, and have time to raise little monkeys to play with things, why don't you have time to organize materials?" Wu Dongliang's mouth was not forgiving, and his big hat came over and over, and it seemed that he was preparing to crush this little fat man to death.
The difference is not to do anything, who has so much time to spend with you nonsense—Tian Xiaopang is not going to quit with him anymore. He turns around and clean up, washes his hands, and changes his clothes for work, and becomes refreshing in an instant. He waves to Qiqige very casually: "Let's go around everywhere, I'll take you to see the changes in Heixiazitun."
"Okay!" Qiqige also looked expectant. She had heard the little fat man talk about some interesting things, so of course she had to see them with her own eyes.
"Don't leave!" Wu Dongliang roared, then seemed to feel something was wrong, and added: "It's working time now!"
Tian Xiaopang blinked: "Site visits and understand the situation. This is also a job. Let's go, if you don't mind old classmate, follow along with me-"
You guys and women! Wu Dongliang's face turned even more blue. He shook his sleeves and walked angrily to the village. Then he heard a yelling sound, his voice was a bit slight, but it was rough and not bad.
Then he saw a black puppy running from the east. He was upset, but when he heard this strange scream, he felt even more harsh, so he raised his foot and rolled it over, swept the puppy into the ditch on the side of the road, and cursed: "A good dog won't block the way!"
This is causing trouble. I heard an angry roar in my ears and a tall black shadow rushed towards him. When I looked closely, Wu Dongliang was almost scared, and it was an angry black bear!
Only then did he realize that the puppy who looked like a dog but a dog just now turned out to be a little bear. After beating the young one, he naturally made the old one come out. Wu Dongliang thought he had no ability to fall with Heixiazi, so he chose to run away, but his legs couldn't move, and he was as soft as noodles. He thumped and sat directly on the ground.
"Don't hurt others!" Tian Yuan saw Wu Dongliang rolling his bear's son Xiao Hei into the sunglade, and knew that something was wrong, because every time Xiao Hei came to him to feed, the mother bear would definitely follow him. So he hurriedly ran over and blocked the mother bear.
After all, he had a lot of food and drink here, but it was still a bit incense. Heixiao did not attack Tian Yuan. Then, after Xiaobai flew over a few bananas, it forgot about the past and began to pick up bananas all over the ground.
"Xiao Hei--" Xiao Ya also ran over and pulled Xiao Hei out of the ditch. Her body was wet and covered with a lot of water. The little guy suffered a disaster and felt very aggrieved. He hummed and told the bad guy's atrocities: I didn't mess with you, why should I kick me? If I look dark, I will not be allowed to walk on the road?
This is the bear boy Xiao Hei! Qiqige's eyes were lit up, and he approached Xiao Ya and reached out to touch Xiao Hei's round ears. Xiao Hei ignored this stranger at first, but when Qiqige made a box of milk like a magic trick, the guy immediately threw himself into his arms and sucked the milk sizzling.
"It's so powerful, and you can use straws!" Qi Qige smiled and the more he looked at Xiao Hei, the more he liked it.
Wu Dongliang also recovered a little and was about to get up, but Xiaobai's accurate head that had just thrown the banana almost fell to him. Hei Xiaozi ran over happily, which scared Wu Dongliang so much that he quickly held his breath and did not dare to move.
This thing is delicious, and it seems that this is the first time I have tasted it - Black blind man eats bananas and eats beautiful food. In the past, he used to eat mostly potatoes, so of course he can't compare. He holds bananas in his mouth and sits on the ground, waving while eating.
He was so desperate that he was sitting on Wu Dongliang's body. His heavy butt kept shaking, rising and falling, almost crushing Wu Dongliang's bones. Even so, he didn't dare to trick him, gritted his teeth and struggled to hold on. Because he seemed to have heard from the old man that pretending to be dead is the best choice when he met a black blind man.
The key is that Heixiao is not very hygienic, his body is smelly and the taste is so sour. If it were normal, Wu Dongliang would have vomited, but today he is very strong and he just holds it tightly, just not vomiting.
All of this was broadcast live by Dahuang, and the audience was surprised and then happy. Finally, they made fun of Wu Dongliang, "Who is this handsome guy? He can actually enjoy the big butt of the black blind man, and he is very lucky."
"I just convinced this guy, I pretended to be dead and looked like I did."
"I heard from the old man that the black blind man was sitting in the hall, that's not the case?"
The so-called Black Blind man sitting in the hall sounds a bit strange, right? Black Blind man is not the emperor or the prince, so why should he sit in the Golden Palace? That's because according to the word of mouth of the people, in summer, Black Blind man is covered in thick hair and his sweat glands are not developed. He is so hot, so he sticks out his big tongue and sniffs like a dog, so he is called a bear.
However, this method obviously cannot solve the fundamental problem, so the bear started to play the hall: choose a tall tree, and then use the tree branches to lay it on the tree, and the black blind man climbed up and sat up, just like the emperor sitting on a dragon throne in the Golden Palace. The little wind whistled, and it was so comfortable that he would not change it to the emperor.
Of course, there are also times when you have to mess it up. Think about it, the weight of Hei Xiaozi is still sensational when sitting on it, but maybe it will fall down in a flash and fall very hard. Perhaps because of sitting in the hall, Hei Xiaozi also has a unique skill: in order to verify whether the prey is pretending to be dead, Hei Xiaozi will use their big butts to sit on the prey and rub it hard, and it does not know whether it is true or false.
Heixiazi, although he looks stupid, actually has a bohemian heart. Two days ago, Tian Xiaopang heard Bao Daming tell an interesting thing: It was decades ago, there was a logging farm here in Heixiazitun, and a large truck pulled wood out. As a result, he found that the truck's spare tire was missing, so he suspected that the villagers stole it with a small advantage.
Later, Bao Erye’s father discovered a clue on a small hill and led the villagers and workers there. Everyone was stunned by the scene in front of him.
I saw several black blind men playing on the hillside, and the main toy was the big tire. When I put it on the hillside, Black blind men sat on the tire, and the one behind pushed it hard with a big slap. The tire slid down the hillside. The black blind men sitting on the top of the wall were so happy that they slapped straight. I guess this was a replica of the sitting hall. Then, Black blind men pushed the big tire at the foot of the mountain to the top of the slope and continued to play.
There is something even more amazing. There is a maverick black man who probably thinks it’s not exciting to play like this. He suddenly had a whim and stood up the tire, then staggered and rolled down the mountain. You said that this was a dying thing, but he naturally fell off the tire and almost died.
Tian Xiaopang initially thought it was a joke. Now it seems that maybe Hei Xiaozi really has this habit. He regards Wu Dongliang as the dragon chaise in the Golden Palace, and it is very ecstatic when sitting. Thinking about the old classmates under its butt, it must be even more ecstatic, right?
However, Tian Xiaopang was also worried about killing people, so he quickly asked for a banana from Xiaobai, threw it somewhere else, and led the black man away. Wu Dongliang got up and ran to the west end of the village.
"It's so clean!" Tian Xiaopang clapped his hands as if nothing had happened, then looked at the place where Wu Dongliang was lying just now, and saw a clear puddle there: Isn't this guy scared me, it's like he's throwing away the face of the village work team!
Xiong Wazi Xiaohei drank two boxes of milk in one breath, which soothed the injured heart. At my mother's call, she left together. She was full and left without taking away a cloud.
This little episode did not affect Tian Xiaopang's mood, but was a little happy: Greenhouse flowers like Wu Dongliang who have never experienced any storms are better to suffer a little. It's just that Lao Xiong did it a bit too much this time, and I hope it won't leave any psychological shadow on others, hehehe-
Chapter completed!