"Brother Biao, you're a fool, why should you deal with him?" The people relaxed when they saw Tian Xiaopang's appearance, and the monkey came to Brother Biao to ask.

"I don't have to pay attention to this kind of fool. I can fool you with money. Don't delay the serious business." Brother Biao waved his hand impatiently. He just looked at Tian Xiaopang opposite him, wearing a torn sheepskin coat, a big dog-skin hat, a slutty head on his feet, and a long and long nose. He saw that he was a idle man in the nearby village, or a kind of stupid person.

When the skinny monkey heard this, he walked towards Tian Xiaopang with a smile: "Xiaozhe, give a price. We bought it. How much do you want to sell this little black man? Tell you, don't want to start the price on the ground, which will make us angry and tie you up to the tree and freeze you to death!"

"It's really good to sell it, Oh my god, it's great!" Tian Xiaopang jumped up, scaring the thin monkey, and then he kept muttering: "I have money, I have money, I have wife--" and even danced, as if I had won five million.

This guy was almost stupid and honest. The skinny monkey was a little impatient and interrupted him: "Little smash, don't be beautiful first, why don't you give me a price?"

Tian Xiaopang stopped performing, rolled his eyes and thought for a long time before he stretched out his hands, stretched out two fingers with one hand, and stretched out five fingers with the other: "How about 25? I heard that those people in the village always call me 25, this number must be auspicious."

Puchi, the thin monkey couldn't help but laughed out loud: You guy, you are really a 25-year-old!

So I took out a few bills in my pocket. Unfortunately, they were all hundred yuan bills, but not fifty, so I counted three of them: "I'll give you three hundred dollars, get out of here!"

Tian Xiaopang took the money happily, then rummaged over her body for a long time, and finally said with a groan: "I, I don't have money to find you--"

OK, how many more can I get? The skinny monkey waved his hand and went up to snatch the bear baby: "No need to find it, get out of here, go home and use the money to marry a wife, and then give you a bunch of stupid boys--"

"No, it's 250% promise. You must be honest in life." Tian Xiaopang was quite twisted, blinking his eyes and thought hard, and slapped his thighs hard: "This black blind man is quite old, why don't I help you with some work?"

The bear baby was carried by the thin monkey and didn't struggle at all. He was so stupid: I sold me and bought me. Why are you really stupid?

Tian Xiaopang was completely ignored and ran over: "Brothers, what can I do? I am so energetic. I can carry this big black blind man by myself."

While saying that, he reached out and grabbed the barbed wire, and said hilariously, carrying the blind bear who was hundreds of pounds behind him, and striding forward with great strides.

"Wrong, here and here!" The thin monkey hurriedly chased after him and gave Tian Xiaopang the lead. If they carried it, they might have to be exhausted. This stupid boy had a silly strength.

The remaining group of people dragged the big wild boar and pointed at Tian Xiaopang, laughing and talking, and soon came to the four-wheeler. There was an iron cage in the truck's bucket, which stuffed the big female bear into the cage.

"Ao--" The mother bear howled angryly at Tian Xiaopang, and probably cursed in her heart: So you are like Tian Xiaopang, I'm considered blind!

Xiong Wazi Xiaohei was also thrown into the car and then squeezed into the gap between the steel bars. He is such a good boy, and he knows that he is in trouble with me.

As soon as he saw his competitor, Xiaobai's little claws were catching faster.

"I have left you with food in the electric wok." Dahuang said while swinging the sorghum head and stir-frying corn flowers.

He lifted the lid of the pot and found porridge and steamed buns inside, and stewed sauerkraut underneath. Tian Xiaopang served a bowl of sauerkraut soup, picked up a big steamed bun, and took a bite. He was really hungry.

Suddenly, a black shadow flashed in front of the window, and then the screams of heavy snow came into the room. Tian Xiaopang was anxious, and the steamed buns choked in his throat, making his eyes bulge out.

"Eat slowly, Xiaopang, why are you so hungry? You must have done nothing good last night. Is it because you consume too much energy? Haha--" Liang Xiaohu still has the intention to make fun of him.

Tian Xiaopang drank a sip of sauerkraut soup and finally rolled the steamed buns down: "Brother Xiaohu, drive with me, it's urgent!"

"I'm frying popcorn, it's so fun!" Liang Xiaohu looked at the popcorn in the pot and felt it was quite fresh.

"Our thing is ten thousand times more fun than this." Tian Xiaopang dressed neatly and ran out in a hurry, not forgetting to grab two big steamed buns.

Liang Xiaohu was so idle every day that he hurriedly chased him out. Soon, an off-road vehicle was used to Heixiazitun. In addition to Tian Xiaopang and Liang Xiaohu, Xiaobai was also sitting in the car.

Originally, Tian Xiaopang wanted to sit in the passenger seat, but the little monkey refused to do anything. She sat there, staring at Liang Xiaohu without blinking, and looked extremely serious.

Tian Xiaopang pulled its monkey head: "What are you looking at? Why do you still want to learn to drive?"

Xiaobai grinned: Never underestimate a monkey's curiosity about new things.

"Where to drive?" Liang Xiaohu asked without looking back.

"Look at the sky!" Tian Xiaopang replied while chewing the steamed buns.

"Brother, I'm a car, not an airplane. I really can't do this request!" Liang Xiaohu was a little confused.

"Follow the eagle!" Tian Xiaopang said vaguely.

Liang Xiaohu took a look and finally saw the goshawk flying at a low altitude. He felt that it was even more fun, and he felt like he was chasing bad guys in the movie. So he kicked the accelerator and the off-road vehicle rushed out with a roar.

After drinking the two steamed buns, Tian Xiaopang finally felt a little relieved. Then he felt that the car was a little bumpy. He looked out the window: Good guy, the off-road vehicle is running in the ridges. The ditch is connected to the ridges, which means that the performance of the car is pretty good, otherwise he would have been vomiting a lot.

"It's time to get on the highway!" Tian Xiaopang hurriedly directed.

"Don't you tell me to follow the eagle." Liang Xiaohu was caught.

The off-road vehicle finally got on the road, first drove to the town, and then the goshawk continued to fly in the sky, looking at the direction, it should be the county town.

Xiaobai looked at it for a long time, scratched his ears and foreheads, and his little claws went to grab the steering wheel several times, but Liang Xiaohu pulled them aside.

More than two hours later, the off-road vehicle finally stopped outside the north gate of the county town. Tian Xiaopang had already seen a fork in front of him, and walked two or three hundred meters down the road. There was a timber factory next to the road, surrounded by a circle of large poplar trees. On one of the trees, two goshawks were falling.

"It should be here, Brother Xiaohu, you wait in the car, I'll go down and take a look first." He was about to open the door and get out of the car, but Liang Xiaohu was so anxious that he ran out of the car. How could such an interesting thing be missing?

At this time, it was already time for dinner. The sun was setting and there was no one in the wood factory. Seeing that there were several surveillance cameras in the factory, Tian Xiaopang handed Xiaobai a pair of pliers, then put on Xiaobai's down jacket and hat, and put a big mask on it.

"Go, destroy all the surveillance first." Tian Xiaopang patted the monkey's head, and Xiaobai even gave a salute, expressing his guarantee to complete the task.

However, Liang Xiaohu next to him almost laughed and said: Which military salute are you treating to? And you still hook your hands in front of you?

You have to care, I all saluted Huaguoshan like this - Xiaobai shook his pliers at him, then went around a big circle and flipped into the wood factory from the big wall behind.

Well, it’s a thief! Liang Xiaohu nodded straight, and then asked Tian Xiaopang: “Little monkey is so smart, how did you train it?”
Chapter completed!