Chapter 135 Monkey Day
After lunch, Xiaoya took the kids to school. Seeing that Xiaobai was still teasing the cat on the kang, Tian Xiaopang couldn't help asking: "Why did you skip school again? I, the principal, didn't approve you today."
The little monkey has no sex and has passed the freshness, and has started to wander around with the little bully all day long. These days they are mainly active on the Rihu Lake. I guess in a few days, the Rihu Lake will start to emit water.
Fu Tianshan and Dahuang didn’t have classes in the afternoon, but Mr. Yang followed the children to school and had two calligraphy classes in the afternoon.
"It just so happens that we'll go together to have a great dancer." Tian Xiaopang was also preparing to organize a team to fight with the other party.
If you want to say that shamans like Fu Tianshan are quite capable, Tian Xiaopang doesn't object. However, most of those who dance to the great gods are lying, so you must not be polite.
Especially in recent years, the economy has developed, but people cannot keep up with the pace of economic development in terms of spiritual beliefs. Therefore, the once extinct god is now flourishing again.
In the past, when I was so angry that I had to be at most I had to eat and drink, I now just need money, ranging from one or two thousand to eight thousand yuan. It is precisely because of the huge benefits that many scammers have joined this very "money-prosperous" industry, which has become even more chaotic.
After leaving the house, he saw the big wolf and Erlang leading a few cubs to bask in the sun in the yard. Tian Xiaopang had an idea and waved to the little monkey: "Take the two Huang Daxian'er."
Those little cubs also had to follow and were drunk by Tian Xiaopang: "You have been practicing for too short and your magic power is too low. Stay at home!"
Seeing that the big wolf was about to lift its tail, Tian Xiaopang quickly said: "It's okay to follow them all, just treat it as an observation and study-"
Dahuang took a look and was deeply inspired. He took out his wagon and blew it a few times. The fire fox ran over from the east and joined the team happily.
"Not bad, the two immortals Hu and Huang have arrived. Our lineup is very strong!" Tian Xiaopang said nonsense, and then saw Xiaobai's mouth oh, so he praised: "Yes, we still have monkey immortals here, are we carrying the golden bone rod?"
So he led a large army to the front yard and rushed to Bao Damingbai's house. A strange motorcycle was parked in the yard and pushed open the door. What a guy, the house was banging and the skin drums were hit.
When I entered the room, I saw that the room was covered with blue smoke. A young wife was shaking her long hair.
The dance master is also younger? Tian Xiaopang smacked his lips and glanced at the kang. He saw Bao Daming being held by the two of them, his face pale, sitting on the head of the kang, covering his large quilt, and trembling constantly, even more even than the god.
There was also a kang table on the kang, with wine and food on it. It seemed that after the old fairy came down, she still had to eat and drink before she could have the energy to work.
In addition to Grandma Bao sitting on the edge of the kang, there was also a middle-aged man holding a leather drum in his hand and was beating vigorously. This should be the second god. Bao Daming also played the second god guest role, but he didn't expect that Feng Shui would change and now he has become a god-splitting person.
As soon as Tian Xiaopang and his group entered the house, they were shocked by the two gods who beat the drums. The drum beats were messed up. They began to blame themselves: Since you invited us, why did you hire another group? And look, the configuration is much more advanced than us. The fox fairy and the yellow fairy are here, and when they come, they are professional. Isn’t this a role for us?
So, he gave the great god a secret wink and told his companion that he had a master present, so he should not mess around.
The great god actually saw that she had just entered the industry in the past two years and was simply a pure liar. She was not even as good as Zhang Daxian'er last time. No matter how hard she was, she was just fooling around.
Of course, there are times when they are right. Most of them are patients who have nothing to do with their own problems. They just have some psychological problems. They are equivalent to working as a psychologist. If they open up the patient's knots, they will naturally get rid of the disease. This is probably the case for those great masters who are confused.
Just now, Tian Xiaopang and the others entered the house. The great god looked at it secretly and was secretly surprised: It's jealous. When the guerrillas meet the regular army, they will be sprained if they can't do it today.
Because she had observed real shamans before, she recognized Fu Tianshan and knew that this young man was an authentic shaman, not a wild way like her. Moreover, judging from this posture, this young man was just a helper, let alone the main master in front, it must be even more powerful!
"Uncle Ming, I have brought Hu Tianlong and Huang Tianba today. By the way, there is also a monkey fairy named Monkey Ritian. I will invite the Monkey Heavenly Great Sage to possess it later." Tian Xiaopang's strong soldier and strong horses sat on the edge of the kang, and his momentum immediately suppressed the other party.
The great god and the second god were secretly shocked: This Monkey Ritian is so powerful that he dares to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but it’s not Monkey Ritian!
Unfortunately, Bao Da understood that he could not hear anything now, and he muttered to himself: "Oh my god, the fairy wants to eat me, but how can he do it--"
Tian Xiaopang waved to Fu Tianshan: "Search the guy and help the master, let's cure this fairy today!"
Master, we didn’t bring anything when we came. I would have known to bring my drum and ring rack? Fu Tianshan was also quite embarrassed, but Master said that he had to give him a step.
After stroking around, he ran to the cabinet cover, picked up the rolling pin, picked up a stainless steel basin, and knocked it on.
Dahuang looked at it and couldn't be idle either. He took out the jackpot and whipped it. Soon, a rich aura of prehistoric gathered on Bao Daming's head.
They were dancing and chirping, and the great god and the second god were relieved: they were not regular soldiers, they didn't even have anything, so they almost got scared.
The second god gave the great god a wink: Let's sell some strength, and then quickly get the labor fee first, which is two thousand yuan. We must not ask the other party to make money away.
So the second god started singing: "I picked up the Wenwang drum with my left hand, picked up the whip with my right hand, beat the horse and whipped it down the mountain, hehe-
The great god shook his hair faster, his body trembled into a ball, and then he got out of his mind. Then the two gods continued to sing: "There are few people walking in the deep mountains, and the ancient cave has been practicing the truth all night. The wonderful and profound methods come to save the world, check the Yan and cure the disease to the human world--"
The great god made a sound, stood up from the bench, rubbed it and rushed to the kang, picked up the chopsticks and started eating, as if a starving ghost was reincarnated, and swallowed it voraciously. It was probably because the old fairy had worked very hard all the way, so he quickly replenished his energy.
The second god sang next to him: "Old fairy, you can talk to the soldiers who eat and drink. The soldiers prepare all the beef and mutton for you, and they are not smelly; the chicken is very fresh, and it seems like you are heading straight to the west after eating it-"
You're so polite - Tian Xiaopang took a look and blew over there for two minutes. Bao Da probably woke up after understanding. In this way, wouldn't the credit be counted on the other party's old fairy? So he picked up the little monkey and threw it on the kang.
Then he hummed and learned to sing: "One invites Hu Lai, two invites Huang, three invites Hui Lai, four invites Chang, and finally I used my energy to suck my mother and invited the Monkey King——"
Xiaobai was jealous of the chickens on the table stewed mushrooms for a long time. After falling on the kang, he also followed the appearance of the master and kept trembling. It’s true that the little monkey always likes to shake off her hair when she has nothing to do, but this time she used it, and she shivered so evenly.
Then he screamed strangely, as if he was coming down, he picked up chopsticks and poked a chicken wing and chewed it on.
Moreover, the little monkey didn't eat alone, so he picked up a chicken claw and threw it directly to Huang Tianba on the ground, and then threw a chicken head to Hu Tianlong. The rest even brought the plate to him.
"Fellow Daoist, are you angry at all?" The great god still held a glass of wine and asked the little monkey to let the little monkey go.
Xiaobai was busy gnawing the chicken wings, waving his claws, indicating that he didn't like drinking. Er Shen also came up and handed a cigarette in his hand: "Why do you want a grass roll?"
This one can be found. Xiaobai took the cigarette roll and poked it into his mouth. It usually sees many villagers smoking, so he also wants to try it.
Er Shen pressed the lighter and lit it for the little monkey. Xiaobai took a sip and coughed. Then Tian Xiaopang reached out and snatched it, threw it on the ground, and then continued to sing: "The Monkey King Monkey King, raised the golden cudgel high, so scared the fairy swayed straight, and he never dared to pull Reagan's clang again, hehe--"
Xiaobai blinked his eyes, what should I do if there was no golden cudgel in his hand? Waiting online, it's very urgent!
Otherwise, what if the little monkey is smart, look at the chopsticks in its claws, and immediately made a suggestion, jumped up, and followed Bao Daming's head with a chopstick.
With a bang, the prehistoric aura rushed into Bao Damingbai's body, completely calming his mind. Damingbai immediately stopped trembling, his eyes regained his mind, and he didn't talk nonsense. In the blink of an eye, he seemed to have changed his own person.
Awesome, this Monkey Ritian is so domineering--the great god and the second god were both stunned. I didn't expect that the patient would be cured with just one chopstick. This trip was a waste of time. I wonder if I could give some money to gas and ride a motorcycle from afar--
"All of you are in my house? " Bao Daming threw the quilt on his face and looked at the people in the room. He was stunned for a moment. Then he felt his stomach growling, so he moved to the dining table and picked up chopsticks: "Xiaobai, that chicken butt is my drip--"
Seeing Bao Daming Da’s mouth eating and drinking, it was all right, and Aunt Ming was so happy: “Little Fatty, I didn’t expect that your Xiaobai could really subdue monsters and catch monsters.”
"That's right, even the big wild boar can be subdued." Tian Xiaopang just blew along.
The great gods and the second gods over there didn't have anything to do, so they quickly retracted their magical powers and returned to normal. The second gods also came to Tian Xiaopang: "Brother, you are so powerful. Why haven't you heard of this before?"
Tian Xiaopang grabbed the back of the head: "Isn't this just coming out of the mountain-"
"No wonder you are not in the group. I'll drag you into it later. Our group is called Baixiantang. Everyone can communicate with each other and introduce some business to each other. Don't worry, the business in Heixiazi Village will belong to you in the future." The second god took out his mobile phone and was about to start recruiting people.
Chapter completed!