Chapter 908 I'm also kidding you
Seeing this, Chen Xian's aura immediately became weaker, and he felt that if this guy got angry, he would not care about the local situation.
She advised: "Don't do anything randomly. This is the imperial study room, a sacred place for handling state affairs.
I'm just joking with you, just joking."
Su Zhe laughed and said, "I'll joke with you too."
Chen Xian ran away with oil on the soles of her feet the next moment, but in this regard she was always a small step slower than Su Zhe, and then Su Zhe hooked her arm around her waist, took it back, and rolled it into her arms.
Then Su Zhe turned around and pressed her against the table. Chen Xian's body was soft and could not hold him back to his tight press, and his upper body fell on the desk.
She glared at her, watched Su Zhe lean down, slowly pressing up, facing her.
Chen Xian's scalp was numb and she said, "Su Zhe, just play, you scratched me so hard just now, you can't do this."
Su Zhe didn't talk nonsense to her. He grabbed her hands, raised them over her head, grabbed them with one hand, and pressed them on the table.
Chen Xian was shocked.
Is this necessary?
Then the next moment, Su Zhe reached her armpit with his other hand and continued to scratch her.
Chen Xian twisted and dodged, and his strength was correct, making her feel like an ant crawling in the arms for a while, and a feather sweeping in the wind for a while, making her feel so itchy that it was so irritating.
Chen Xian twitched so much that she couldn't hold it anymore. She laughed out loud while twisting her desk.
She smiled so hard that tears were wet in the corners of her eyes. She called him "beasts", "little-minded" and so on indifference, and then she kept begging for mercy.
When Chen Xian was being dressed in disorganized and bullied by Su Zhe on the table, what did she think about this? Su Xian came back from Tai Academy and went to the Imperial Study room to do her homework.
At that time, Su Xian pushed open the door and looked up and saw his parents accidentally at the desk, and his parents also saw him.
Su Xian heard his mother's laugh before entering the door, but he didn't expect that this would be the scene.
Originally, Chen Xian was still trying to make both hands and bit Su Zhe's ear to admit his mistake. Suddenly, as soon as the door opened, the entire study room fell into a strange silence.
Then Su Xian retreated and closed the door again.
Chen Xian's face suddenly became hot and angry. She was so angry that she didn't have the intention to joke, saying, "It's all your fault, why don't you get up quickly."
It was precisely because of Chen Xian's laughter that Su Xian's footsteps were covered, and Su Zhe did not notice it for a moment.
Su Zhe had no leisure to continue, so he finally let go of her and stood up to clean his clothes.
Chen Xian also quickly sorted out her clothes, cleared her throat, and said, "Axian, are you really here just now?
I thought I was dreaming."
Su Xian had not left outside the door yet, and replied after hearing this: "Is it true? Isn't it true?"
"..." Chen Xian was silent and said, "Come in."
She never expected that her son would be hit by her son when she and Su Zhe had a play.
She had to explain, otherwise the misunderstanding would be big.
Su Xian came in, looked normal, and sat at his small desk as if nothing had happened, posing for his homework.
Chen Xian said seriously: "Your father and I were playing just now. The reason why you saw that was entirely because your father was tickling me."
Su Xian's reaction was mediocre: "Oh."
Chen Xian browed: "Oh?
You don't seem to believe it?"
Su Xian said: "I believe it."
Chen Xian: "Then why did you react like this?"
Su Xian: "I really believe it."
Seeing that he was not surprised or curious at all, Chen Xian didn't believe him at all, so he walked behind Su Xian and used the method of tampering her just now to scratch Su Xian's armpits.
Chen Xian asked: "Is itchy or not?
That's how your father scratched me first."
However, Su Xian just stopped writing with a pen, did not tighten his arms, and did not refuse to struggle at all. He said calmly: "It's not very itchy."
Isn’t his reaction the same as his father just now?
Chen Xian was immediately indifferent and said, "Anyway, after he scratched me like this, I also found the right place to scratch him. Then your father was so stingy and started to take revenge on me again, and then you came in."
She looked at Su Xian depressedly and said, "You have to believe it, do you know?
If you don’t believe it, it’s up to your father to beat you up.”
In fact, Su Xian has always seen his parents lovingly since he was a child, and he is not ignorant of the matters between them; but he knew that this imperial study was a place for state affairs and to meet foreign ministers. Neither his father nor his mother should nor do he want to be close here.
So, when his mother explained to him, and then cooperated with the laughter that had been heard before, he certainly believed it without reservation.
But he believed so completely, and it seemed that he could not satisfy his mother.
Later, Su Xian gradually understood a truth. When the woman asked you to believe it, you expressed your joy in believing it, but she was not happy.
She either thinks you are perfunctory or you are right or wrong, and probably has to argue with you fiercely. In the end, she won the argument, and then she will really believe you.
But Chen Xian would not argue with Su Xian on such matters between adults.
Since she couldn't argue, she would bring out his father to threaten and intimidate him, feeling that he should always be convinced.
Through Su Xian's mistaken incident, Chen Xian finally knew why the previous palace servants were so strange.
Maybe it was because she and Su Zhe made some noise, which made the palace servants outside mistakenly think that something had happened, so they hid far away.
Chen Xian was a little upset. She misunderstood her and could explain her. How would the palace servants outside misunderstand her?
Therefore, Su Zhe continued to review the memorials. When Su Xian continued to do his homework, Chen Xian rubbed his chin and paced down under the eyes of his father and son, thinking about countermeasures.
She felt strange in her heart. She was a female king, so why did she explain such things to others?
After thinking about it, she thought of a reasonable reason: if this misunderstanding is accidentally passed into the ears of foreign ministers, she will definitely accuse Su Zhe of being a demon and being deluded and indecent.
She was all about protecting Su Zhe's reputation.
But in the end, she didn't come up with a good explanation that was naturally not artificial.
After Su Zhe completed the government affairs, Su Xian finished his homework and reviewed the past and learned a new story. When the family of three walked out of the imperial study room, Chen Xian glanced at the eunuch guarding next to him, and suddenly spoke in a loud voice: "Axian, look at how old your father is, he is young and not childish, and he actually tickled in the imperial study room. Fortunately, you broke in. If it were someone else, it would be too easy for people to think of it wrong."
She bit the three words "tickling" very hard.
Chapter completed!