Chapter 3 King Kong Becomes Buddha
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
There is a thick willow tree next to the playground paved with bluestone. One person cannot embrace it. There are many willow branches and the willow leaves are very strong. After the monks of Donglin Temple practiced on the playground, they came to rest and enjoy the cool air. The monks were grateful for the kindness of the willow tree and called it the Willow Bodhisattva.
Now, three holes appeared on the willow Bodhisattva, each of which was not small. Not long after, a crackling sound was heard, followed by a rumbling sound, and the willow tree could not become a Bodhisattva...
"this……"
"Amitabha, Willow Bodhisattva has fallen!"
"Not good! Look at the uncle who quits sex!"
The monks onlookers were shocked by the fall of the willow Bodhisattva. In fact, the young monk had just been staring at Master Jie Se. Those three holes were caused by what Uncle Jie Se Se. Could it be that it was a hidden weapon?
Is the uncle who abstained from sex and fights with others in a military battle?
At this time, Master Jiese also changed from a "dagger" to a "ro". Master Jiese was at this time, and his leader leaned forward slightly, with a peaceful face, smiling but not smiling. Two jade pillars flowed down his nose, but his chest and abdomen no longer fluctuated, and he obviously lost his breath!
The monks were shocked and exclaimed repeatedly.
"Not good! Uncle Abstaining from Sexually passed away!"
"Oh! Uncle of the Master of Sex!"
"Master Abstaining from sex, wuwu..."
Master Jiese was obviously dead, but some monks understood this method of death, and some did not understand it, but the monks were shocked and forgot to call the Buddha.
"Hahaha..." But the fish Xuanji stood on the wall pretty. She just called out, "You lost" and came here like a floating frost. At this time, the breeze was floating, and the green gauze on her body also floated. Anyone who saw it would have bleeding from his nose.
In this situation, the monks were in chaos!
"Amitabha!!"
At this moment, a loud Buddhist name floated on the big bluestone playground of Donglin Temple. The monks felt the peace and quiet meaning of the Buddha name, and they were no longer confused, and some people even stopped bleeding from their noses.
"Ah?! Grand Master?"
"Master Abbot!"
"The master is here..."
I saw an old monk wearing a yellow monk's robe and a big red cassock. The Zen Staff in his hand was more than twice as tall as his, but when he walked, he was striding with his head, which made people unable to despise him. This was the abbot of Donglin Temple, Master Huitong.
"Amitabha." Master Huitong came to the front of the precepts and colors, offered Buddhist rituals, proclaimed Buddha's name, and recited scriptures silently. After a while, he turned around and said to the monks.
"Good! Good! I'll become a Buddha after being rude and becoming a Buddha, and I'll be a great blessing for my Donglin Temple!"
Becoming a Buddha?
"Really?"
"Amitabha!"
"It turned out to be a Buddha, that's right! Seeing the uncle Abstinent's expression of a smile on his face, he must have become a Buddha..."
The monks began to talk again, but they were no longer as panic as before, but instead felt a lot of joy.
But in this way, Yu Xuanji, who was standing on the wall, was not happy. She only heard her snorting, "Old Monk Huitong, you are really amazing. If you lose, you will lose. If you die, you will die. You can actually say that you have become a Buddha. In terms of face, the little woman is really willing to give up the disadvantage."
This statement has a strong derogatory meaning, and no one could hear it, but Abbot Huitong smiled and said, "Female donor, your clothes are messy."
Clothes are messed up?
Why would a great monk stare at the clothes of the female donor?
"Master Zufan is moved?" Buer thought at this time, and he thought that many of his brothers might think so.
But there are also different...
"Oh." The young monk among the monks suddenly realized it. He remembered that although the female donor had very few clothes before, the green gauze had been hanging but not swaying, which was like floating in the air, but was not disturbed by the wind. But now, it was really different.
Previously, Senior Brother Buer said that this female donor is a master among the masters, and she is not invasive of cold and heat. Now she is in a mess of clothes. I am afraid she can’t do it even if she is not invasive of cold and heat?
Unable to succeed, he didn't know whether he was thinking right or wrong, but Yu Xuanji's face changed and pointed at Abbot Huitong and shouted: "Old monk! I'm so shameless!"
Unexpectedly, Abbot Huitong's reply was even more interesting. He still smiled and said, "Female donor, why are you ashamed if you dare to wear this?"
As soon as these words were said, hahaha, many monks couldn't hold back their laughter.
"I am not sincere in my heart toward Buddha!" But Ke Huitong rebuked.
The monks shouted, Amitabha.
"Red pink is a skeleton. Female donor, your methods are useless to me, so let's go back." Abbot Huitong kept smiling, not as if he wanted to make things difficult for Yu Xuanji.
"Hmph!" With a cold snorting, Yu Xuanji knew that today's affairs were no longer possible, but he could not lose face. So his face changed, and he returned to his charming appearance just now. He said softly: "Today's affairs end here, the little woman is also tired, but I, Yu Xuanji, put down my words. In seven days, Donglin Temple will hand over the "The True Interpretation of the Great Nirvana", otherwise don't blame the little woman for being cruel!"
After saying that, there was no more green gauze floating above the wall...
"The master's uncle's Buddhism is pure!"
"The witch was shocked by the words of the Grand Master! It will spread all over the world in the future and will become a good story!"
"Master Abbot subdued this witch with great magic power, and then let him go with great compassion. He is a real monk of the world!"
Yu Xuanji left, there was a sound of praise on the playground, and even more, he had the good eyesight to show his strength. He had already proposed to worship Master Jiese's Dharma body...
Alas ~
But Abbot Huitong stopped talking, just sighed and left with a Zen stick.
"Senior Brother Buer, why did Master sigh?" The little monk Bucheng asked if he didn't understand.
"Stop talking too much, let's talk later when we go back." Buer didn't say much, and ran to his residence with Bucheng.
The Buzi generation is a third generation disciple of Donglin Temple. The residence of the third generation disciples is pretty good. The two of them live in the same room. But today they are pulled back by Buji, and they are not allowed to see their senior brother rummaging through the boxes and cabinets without saying a word.
After watching it for a long time, I couldn't figure it out, so I asked, "Senior Brother, are you looking for the chicken legs you hid before? Master said before that green vegetables and tofu are not constipated..."
Unexpectedly, Bu Er interrupted with a serious look on his face: "Idiot! Get rid of it quickly. What valuable things do you have? Hurry up!"
"I..." I shook my head, "I seem to have nothing valuable."
Bu Er slapped his forehead and said, "By the way! I'm confused too! You fool urinated in the temple, and there was no bullshit. Your senior brother, I kindly told you that even if there were no valuable things, we would clean up our bedding. We would find an opportunity to escape at night..."
The little monk was anxious, "Senior brother, why do we run away?"
"Idiot!" Fu Er said as if he saw an inexplicable elm mug, "This Donglin Temple is about to be finished!"
How can the young monk believe it? "Ah? How is this possible?"
But Buer took a photo and said, "Uncle Jiese is the only one who has cultivated the Vajra Indestructible Magical Art in the temple for a hundred years. It is for the guardian of the Dharma. Now, no matter whether he dies or becomes a Buddha, there is no guardian of the Donglin Temple. Now there is a peerless martial arts secret in the temple. I will tell you that Yu Xuanji is not the most powerful top master in the world. There is a person who is even more powerful than her. It's just that she is just a kung fu. Do you understand this?"
Chapter completed!