Chapter 6 Awaken! The Fool's Noble Phantasm! [Part 1]
In the evening, Wu Dong walked out of the bedroom and found that the TV in the living room was on, but there was no one in the living room. In addition, the sound of hot oil bursting flowers faintly came from the kitchen.
"Could it be..." Wu Dong's mind flashed with an idea, then he walked towards the kitchen, stood at the kitchen door and looked in. Sure enough, he saw a girl with a cold face. At this moment, the girl was cooking clumsyly.
Cui Cui heard the footsteps and looked at it, then immediately turned around, without any intention of talking to Wu Dong.
"Do you need my help?" Wu Dong asked hesitantly.
Cui Cui looked at Wu Dong again, as if hesitating for a moment, then pointed to the back windowsill of the kitchen and said, "Those, help me... deal with them."
Wu Dong followed Cui Cui's hand and saw more than a dozen rows of various dishes on the wooden rack on the back windowsill. However, Wu Dong was not happy at all when he saw these dishes, but secretly said, "I have lie down and cooked so many killing dishes. Is this going to kill the whole building? Oh, no! The refrigerator at home must be empty!"
"Cough cough." Wu Dong coughed twice and asked, "You said you should take it off, is it to be dumped? Can't these be eaten?"
"...It's not delicious." Cui Cui said coldly.
"Oh, I understand." Wu Dong agreed, then took action, found the garbage bag in the cabinet, and then poured the killing dishes into the garbage bag. Finally, he tied the belt, walked out of the house with the garbage bag, threw the garbage bag into the garbage passage, and then slowly returned home.
As soon as Wu Dong entered the door, he saw Cui Cui placing food on the coffee table in the living room. There was a plate of fried small rapeseed, two bowls of rice, and two salted duck eggs on the coffee table.
"It's time to have a meal." Cui Cui said coldly.
"Ah? Ah!" Wu Dong responded hesitantly, then walked into the kitchen, washed his hands, and then walked out of the kitchen, walked to the living room coffee table, sat on the sofa, and looked at Cui Cui. At this time, Cui Cui was eating while watching TV.
Wu Dong saw Cui Cui’s mouthful of food and ate it with rice, and then said to himself: “It seems that I have practiced it, at least I can eat it.”
Then, Wu Dong quickly picked up the rice bowl, first ate the rice, then picked up the small rapeseed with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed, chewed... and then the slower the chewing.
"Lying down a groove! It doesn't taste any!? Pure natural! Pure natural! Damn it! It should add some salt too! What's that?" Wu Dong secretly complained to himself, and looked at Cui Cui at forty-five degrees. Seeing Cui Cui poking salted duck eggs with chopsticks, suddenly, Cui Cui found that Wu Dong looked at her, and then said in a natural tone: "The dish is very light, and the salted duck eggs are salty."
"Nonsense! Of course the salty duck egg is salty!" Wu Dong murmured again, and then picked up another salty duck egg on the coffee table.
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The next day, early morning.
Wu Dong got up early, finished washing up, and then went to the small garden downstairs for a few laps. On the way home, he bought three portions of breakfast. As for why it was three portions instead of two portions, it was because one of them was Cui Cui.
Why did Wu Dong buy breakfast for Cui Cui? Of course, this was not voluntary, but the instructions given by his mother Hu Xiuxiu last night. After Hu Xiuxiu came back last night, Wu Dong asked Hu Xiuxiu about Cui Cui's affairs, and then Hu Xiuxiu explained to Wu Dong why Cui Cui was at home.
It turned out that Cui Cui’s ID had some problems, specifically, it was a black householder. Ma Tashan was applying for a certificate for Cui Cui. Before Cui Cui’s ID card was processed, she had many inconveniences in her life, such as: she could not go to school, could not apply for the Internet, could not order takeout... etc.
In this way, Hu Xiuxiu gave Cui Cui a key to her family so that she could go to the opposite house if she had any needs, such as watching TV, surfing the Internet, cooking, etc.
Wu Dong was very puzzled by Cui Cui as a black householder. In this era, the word "black householder" can be said to be a rare word, and it is really strange that he was able to meet a 17-year-old black householder.
Wu Dong returned home with breakfast and saw Cui Cui at her home, and her mother Hu Xiuxiu was tying her hair braids. Looking at Hu Xiuxiu's expression, she completely treated Cui Cui as her daughter. Her kind and loving expression made Wu Dong feel numb.
"What's wrong with mom? Mother's nature is flooding." Wu Dong murmured.
"I'm back from buying breakfast." Wu Dong called out.
"I know, I know, you eat first, we'll be finished soon." Hu Xiuxiu continued to braid Cui Cui while saying that, and also said a few words to Cui Cui from time to time. If Cui Cui's tone was a little softer, others would definitely think that this was a close mother and daughter.
Wu Dong glanced at his mother Hu Xiuxiu and Cui Cui, then put the breakfast on the coffee table, and then sat silently on the sofa to eat breakfast. Ten minutes later, Wu Dong had already finished breakfast, but Cui Cui's braids were still not tied up. The reason was that Hu Xiuxiu suddenly felt that her braids had not had a good hairstyle before, so she decided to change other distributions for Cui Cui, and she also took out a lot of tools, hair dryers, permators, etc. from the cabinet.
"Tie this way, with two ponytails, haha, so cute!"
"No, it's uncomfortable."
"That's it, then, shawl your hair, tie your hairband..."
"I'm full." Wu Dong said, but unfortunately, no one paid attention to him.
Wu Dong shook his head helplessly, then got up and walked into the bedroom, closed the door, took off his clothes, crawled into the virtual survival pole, logged into the virtual network, and finally entered the vast world.
When Wu Dong's figure appeared on the ashes wasteland again, he immediately reached into his pocket and found that the brain tissue awakening chip was still there. Then he felt at ease and put the chip in his palm and said to himself: "Stay rest for a day, be in good spirits, and now you can use the chip!"
At this time, Wu Dong suddenly saw a charred crooked trunk in front of him. Such charred trunks are very common in the ashes wasteland. Some trunks still retain a little vitality, while others become completely coke.
When Wu Dong saw the crooked trunk, he suddenly flashed through his mind and received a message on the forum, "Hanging upside down helps awaken."
Wu Dong was not sure whether this little trick was true or false, but based on the central idea that he would rather believe in his possession than not, he thought it would be okay to try it.
A minute later, Wu Dong walked to the crooked trunk and patted the trunk. He found that although the trunk was charred, it still retained a trace of vitality. At least the overall trunk was quite solid. He dropped himself on the trunk and would never break it.
Wu Dong stood beside the crooked trunk and thought for a while. Then he quickly took off his shirt, then rushed up the crooked trunk, then used the top as a rope to tie his feet to the top of the trunk, and finally leaned backwards and hung his whole body upside down.
After a while, Wu Dong, who was hanging upside down, felt his brain was congested and a little swollen, but he felt that this method really had the effect of dispelling distracting thoughts, because just now, he really felt much calmer, but his head felt a little uncomfortable.
"Almost, you can use the chip." Wu Dong thought so, took out the chip, peeled off the film on the surface of the chip, thought for a while, then put the chip on his forehead, and immediately focused his mind...
bite!
Tip: The brain tissue-based chip (chip number 1) is starting, countdown...
10,9,8…3,2,1, on!
Wu Dong suddenly felt a chill in his mind, and then he recalled and thought about many things without control...
"Mom, where is Dad?"
"Be good, dad is on a business trip."
"When will dad come back?"
"Maybe it will take a long time, a long time, a long time..."
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"The final exam is coming soon! I'll cheer me up! We were the first in the whole grade last semester! We must also be the first in this semester! In addition, several subject-oriented students in the class should pay attention to me, such as Zhou Jun, Wu Dong, Ma Feng, Mu Xiaoyu, you guys, you will have to fail the linguistics exam again, let me see if I can make you have a good time during the summer vacation!"
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"Wu Dong, what's good about outside the window? You're so fascinating? Come up! Do this on the blackboard!"
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"It's summer vacation. As your class teacher, I am actually very kind. I don't want to leave any homework for you, but! Your subject teachers came to me and thought I explained your situation. With a serious and responsible attitude, I decided that the homework for this summer vacation is..."
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"A Dong, have you finished your homework? Lend me to use it."
"No borrowing!"
"Damn it! Are you brother?"
"Brother, I don't want to borrow it either. Last time I lent my homework to you, but you copied it word by word. I was almost asked by the teacher and the parents..."
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"Wu Dong, you can't memorize the text like this. You should write it dictately, write it once, memorize it once, and remember it in this way. As the saying goes, a good memory is worse than a bad pen."
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"A Dong, why are you doing with a small notebook? I have read and memorized all day long, what are you remembering?"
"I didn't remember anything, I just remember it casually."
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"Adong, I'm convinced you. It's been several months. You're writing a diary anytime, anywhere. You're really useless to say."
"It's not a diary, it's just a little bit of stuff. A good memory is not as good as a bad pen."
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In just six seconds, Wu Dong actually recalled almost all the memories in his mind. The feeling of stuttering and filtering information like lightning gave his brain a feeling of bursting!
Six seconds later...
"Hu...Hu..." Wu Dong was breathing heavily, sweating all over his body, especially when he was hanging upside down, which made him even more uncomfortable. In addition, Wu Dong was weak and soft at this time, and it felt exhausted when he moved his fingers.
"So sad, so sad...it seems to be lying!"
"Damn it! Why did I hang myself upside down? So sad..."
After a long time, Wu Dong's discomfort gradually disappeared, and his brain gradually returned to clearness. Then he tried his best to untie the "rope" on his feet, and then turned over and landed on the ground.
As soon as Wu Dong landed, he immediately ignored the black and gray on the ground. He lay on the ground and looked up at the sky, feeling comfortable all over. However, this feeling of comfort lasted for a few seconds, and then a sense of decadence of awakening appeared in his mind.
"Sure enough, I haven't woken up." Wu Dong showed a self-deprecating smile on his face and said self-deprecatingly: "I'm indeed an ordinary person, haha..."
Chapter completed!