So far, in terms of fighting skills, Zhang Zian has never lost any results in single fights or group fights, but since he met this gray parrot, he has been defeated repeatedly. It always lowered him to its level and then defeated him with rich experience.

Although he laughed at it on the surface and was dirty, Zhang Zian was very shocked.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, Richard is a bird full of dirty words, with all kinds of dirty jokes coming out one after another. However, if you clear the fog and look at the essence through the phenomenon, you will find an amazing thing, whether it is "Jeff Richardson" or "homing the rice at noon", in essence, they are not dirty jokes, but "homophone rhetoric" and "pun".

On the daunting peak of linguistics, homophones and puns have always been located on the most and most difficult cliff to conquer. It is a proof of learning any language other than the mother tongue. Homophonics and puns are available in any language, but homophones and puns in Chinese are the most difficult. Countless foreigners who have studied Chinese for many years abroad were confused after coming to China. In addition to the complex and diverse accents, another big reason is homophones and puns.

This bird can use Chinese homophonic rhetoric and one-word puns in superbly. Fina cannot understand, Lao Cha cannot understand, Xinghai cannot understand, and many Chinese people may not understand... It can be seen that it is truly "no birds are heard in the world, because they do not understand the meaning." It is not accidental that it will appear in the Chinese department class and mock the Chinese lecturer.

As for the many languages ​​it speaks nonsense that Zhang Zian cannot understand at all... it would be extremely terrifying if it masters each language as well as Chinese.

Richard solved the problem of thirst and put forward new requests: "Come on some food, why haven't you taken out the melon seeds and peanuts? Are you treating guests like this?"

"Hold on, there are no melon seeds or peanuts. Do you eat millet and dried corn?" Zhang Zian said.

Richard was disappointed all of a sudden, "Is it too shabby? Where are the vegetables and fruits?"

“There are apples.”

"Ga!" it lamented, "Forget it, eat it just by doing it, it's better than being hungry."

Zhang Zi'an went upstairs and took out millet and dried corn from the kitchen. This was the rest of the past when his parents used to use. Then he took another apple and walked downstairs and placed it in front of it.

It couldn't wait to start eating millet and dried corn, and said, "Please wash the apples, what if there are pesticide residues? My uncle's body is very delicate! After washing, cut it into small pieces. How can I eat this?"

Damn it, there are so many things!

Zhang Zi'an had to wash the apples again. After washing, he cut them into small pieces in the shape of moon buds with a fruit knife and placed them on a plate.

"Well, that's about the same."

It was eating, and two figures flashed outside.

"Master! Today..." Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the store and saw this eye-catching gray parrot at a glance.

"Damn it! What a big parrot!" Li Kun exclaimed, "I used to see my neighbor raised a budgies at home, and this one is over there! Master, what kind of parrot is this?"

"African gray parrot," said Zhang Zi'an, "is a large parrot."

Wang Qian also approached and watched, "This parrot should be quite expensive, right? Master, can it speak?"

Richard swallowed a small piece of apple, looked up at the two of them, and said, "Gild friend?"

"Not a gay friend! He is a friend!" Wang Gan and Li Kun answered at the same time.

Their sweat came out. How did Master train birds? I have never seen a parrot who taught a word "gile friend".

Zhang Zi'an asked: "This is so early? Is there anything wrong?"

"We have no classes today, so we pass by, come in and take a look." Wang Gan replied, still staring at the gray parrot.

Zhang Zian said: "I have something to go out today, so you don't have to come over to help. Just go to Sun Xiaomeng's place to help her clean up."

"Well, then let's go first." Li Kun pulled Wang Gan and the two left the store together.

When he walked about twenty meters away from the store, Wang Gan asked in wonder: "What's wrong? It's rare to see such a rare parrot, why don't you take a few more glances?"

Li Kun signaled him to a smaller voice, lowered his voice and said, "Isn't you noticed that parrot a little weird?"

"Monster?" Wang Gan was not as careful as Li Kun, and could not think of any weirdness.

Li Kun smacked his lips and complained: "What were you looking at just now?"

"Look at the parrot!" Wang Gan became even more confused.

"Then didn't you look at its eyes?" Li Kun reminded.

"Eyes?" Wang Gan thought for a while, "I only pay attention to its feathers. I'm quite happy to see it eat."

Li Kun sighed: "Senior Brother, eyes are the window of the soul! Next time you see something, you must look at the eyes first!"

"I said you don't have to do the puzzle. I admit that it's not as smart as you. Tell me, what's wrong with the eyes of the parrot?" Wang Gan asked curiously.

Li Kun looked back and said, "Those eyes... I always feel like human eyes..."

Wang Gan disagreed, "You are nonsense! Although I didn't look carefully, I can still tell the difference between human eyes and bird eyes."

"No, no, I'm not saying that its bird's eyes are like human eyes, but..." Li Kun carefully said, "but that those eyes have spirituality, which is unique to humans, and it appears vividly, as if there is a human soul in it... When it looks at me, I feel like someone is glaring at me."

"You can pull it down!" Wang Gan said with a smile.

Li Kun said solemnly: "I mean it! I guess that bird is not an ordinary bird, it is probably a demon bird, subdued by his master and surrendered. In short, let's try not to get involved with it in the future, just pretend to turn a blind eye."

Among them, Li Kun was always responsible for making suggestions. Although Wang Gan did not fully believe it, his tacit understanding over the years still made him god.

Today, they had no classes, and Wang Gan's sister and brother-in-law were about to move, so he took Li Kun to help, planning to go to the veterinary clinic to clean up after moving. After they left the university, they walked all the way to the pet store and now they were going to the bus stop to take the bus.

When they walked towards the bus stop, someone came towards them.

"Hello, two of you."

Someone greeted me.

Wang Gan and Li Kun stopped and looked at each other in confusion. From their eye contact, they learned that neither of them knew this stranger.

The person who came was in his thirties, wearing a affordable suit and without a tie, looked not astonishing as he was thrown into a crowd of people and was immediately submerged.

Li Kun waved his hand to refuse, "I'm sorry, no need."

"What?" The person who came was stunned at first, then smiled and said, "What's the point?"

"You either send flyers or recruit members for some strange groups, right? Let me tell you first, we won't join." Li Kun remained vigilant.

"Misunderstanding! It's really a misunderstanding!" The visitor explained with a smile, "I am the owner of a pet store, my name is Huang Mingyu."

The owner of a pet store?

Wang Gan and Li Kun were even more confused. They only knew Zhang Zi'an, the one who opened a pet store.

"Then what's the matter with us?" Wang Gan asked bluntly.

Huang Mingyu looked around, "Why should we find a place to sit down and talk? I'll treat you."

"No need, we still have something to do." Wang Gan refused, "If you have anything to say, just say it here."

"Okay, since that's the case..." Huang Mingyu pondered for a moment, "Then I'll just say it. You work in the Qiyuan Pet Shop, right?"

"It's cultivation of immortals." Li Kun corrected, and Wang Gan agreed.

"Cultivate...Cultivate immortals?" Huang Mingyu was stunned again, and then smiled arrogantly: "You two are really humorous."

Wang Gan looked at the time. His sister and brother-in-law were still waiting for them to move over and there was no time to chat with this suspicious person here, "If it's okay, we'll leave first..."

"Please wait." Huang Mingyu cleared his throat, "Actually, I want to ask the two little brothers if they are interested in coming to work in my store? No matter how much money the store manager gives you, I will double it."

work to earn a living?

Wang Gan and Li Kun decisively refused and said, "I'm sorry, we don't have time."

After saying that, they wanted to take a detour, but were stopped by Huang Mingyu with one step.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have time." Huang Mingyu smiled and said his true intention, "I know that the two have been working in the Qiyuan Pet Store. Everyone knows that the cats in the Qiyuan Pet Store can do special tricks. As long as the two get the secret of the store manager's cat taming, I will buy it at a high price!"

Wang Gan and Li Kun finally understood his true purpose. After a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into laughter!

Huang Mingyu was stunned by the laughter and looked at them at a loss. He repeated the words he had just said several times, secretly wondering where they made them laugh?

"Two, you guys are..."

Wang Gan smiled so much that his cheeks hurt. He walked over and patted Huang Mingyu on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother, I advise you not to daydream. We will not betray Master, nor will we make any secrets for you. See you again."

"Wait! You don't know my bid at all? At least you can hear how much I pay?" The unexpected progress made Huang Mingyu panic. He tried to keep them, "If you think it's low..."

Wang Gan didn't pay any attention to him and walked straight to the bus stop.

Li Kun walked behind and patted Huang Mingyu on the shoulder, "Brother, how simple do you think about cultivating immortals? We haven't learned the master's immortal magic, and even if we learn it, we won't tell you. From the perspective of a monk, I warn you not to think about the master, otherwise you will be in trouble. That's it, goodbye!"

They left without any nostalgia, leaving only Huang Mingyu standing there stupidly.
Chapter completed!