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Chapter 351: The Not Aggressive Sun Monkey

I am teasing you about the prehistoric world. In short, this is a prehistoric world with abnormal development. There are many plot developments that you can't imagine very painful, and of course there are also many inexplicable random intrusions! In short, it's right to just tease you!

Let's make you have fun! This is to make you play with the prehistoric world. After some inexplicable swaying, our protagonist Yun Feng returned to this world again, but this time he appeared as a reporter. What's more coincidental is that the plot just started, and a monkey who was unwilling to be lonely finally popped up not long ago after years of pregnancy!

"I'll do it! I'll pee!" A monkey stood on the top of Huaguo Mountain and looked at the clouds in the sky with a vigorous voice. Perhaps at this moment, his unwilling heart to be lonely, thus making the plot that teases you with the prehistoric world even more chaotic!

"Is it over? It's my turn!" A monkey, who was like a pig's feet in the sun, was dragged to the back by a bunch of monkeys behind him. It's so funny that he still feels so much emotion when he pees!

In the end, this "Who sees who pees far away" Monkey King Championship was finally the most important thing because a monkey had a strong kidney and strong body. She also won the victory that she easily won for many years. A monkey also won the first title of Monkey King in his life!

In order to commemorate this historic moment, a monkey placed his Monkey King's Mansion in a cave directly below the competition venue and named it "Shui Curtain Cave"!

There is no time in the mountains, and a monkey has suppressed many little monkeys and old monkeys who have tried to pee farther than themselves. Until that day, he heard an old monkey bragging that day and finally met the first turning point in the monkey's life!

"I remember when I heard from my grandfather that there was an immortal who stood on Huaguo Mountain and went straight to the East China Sea and had to pee for two hundred years! You said that except for immortals, who can pee so far, can we pee for so long?" The old monkey smashed his mouth and still could recall the dream last night in his mind. The water column that spanned the sky was definitely the most awesome dream he had in his life! Yes! It was a dream! The old monkey had been bragging for most of his life and never bragging this time. He just habitually processed his dream.

"Immortals are really so powerful?" A monkey asked in disbelief. He had already stood proudly in the crowd from this mountain to that mountain. Unexpectedly, he became an immortal and was so powerful. A monkey felt that he was a little observing the sky.

"My way is not alone! My way is not alone!" A monkey couldn't help but think with high spirits.

"Hmph! How powerful the immortal is is not something you can imagine! Do you know how the Sihai came from? It is said that it was the pee of a super powerful immortal!" As an old awesome who has been bragging for most of his life, the old monkey, like other bragging people or monkeys, the most shameful person is to question others' bragging, so in order to show the shallowness of the doubters, a bigger awesome is inevitable!

"So amazing! It turns out that all the worlds are urinated!" A young monkey who had never seen the world did not realize that he had embarked on a path of no return without knowing it!

The old monkey's words made a monkey feel excited and unable to sleep at night. He didn't expect that there was such a powerful existence outside the Huaguo Mountain, so he made up his mind to go out to learn skills and become an immortal!

"One day! I will also pee from Huaguo Mountain to the East China Sea! One day! I will become the furthest immortal to pee!" A monkey waved at his people without taking away a cloud.

Time flies, maybe ten years or decades, a monkey has gone through the sea and mountains. If it weren't for the birth of stone fetuses in the world, he would have become an old monkey, so strong? That day he came to the foot of a mountain. It is said that a very powerful immortal lived on the mountain. As for how far this immortal can urinate, a monkey has not yet found out.

"Are you an immortal?"

"Can you pee from here to the East China Sea?"

",,,,,,," Bodhi Patriarch was stunned. He wanted to ask the monkey who graduated from kindergarten. Don't let him know who taught the monkey's enlightenment education, otherwise he might really transform!

In the Netherworld, he was shivering with the bragging old monkey beside him and suddenly felt like a disaster was coming. The old monkey looked around vigilantly and saw that it was full of ghosts. He was already a ghost and was still afraid of yarn. So he continued to brag with great enthusiasm!

"From now on, you call Sun Wukong!" Bodhi Patriarch took a deep breath and tried to calmly say the name he had prepared long ago! Since then, a monkey finally got his own name and successfully left the role of Passerby Ar and officially entered the prehistoric world.

That's right, in fact, it was actually when Sun Wukong came to be precisely when he was born. Even if the monkey born in the stone fetus was born in the future, Bodhi Patriarch was a little happy at the beginning. After all, it was not easy to find a disciple with the qualification of Sun Wukong in the current prehistoric world! However, now Bodhi Patriarch has a vague urge to return the goods. He had a intuition to make the opening statement that his disciple might be more troublesome than he could calculate!

"How far can you pee?"

"Can I pee from this hill to that hill?"

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Originally, Bodhi Patriarch planned to polish Sun Wukong's character, but who would have thought that Sun Wukong, who had been the Monkey King, was not convinced that he had the least status, so he opened map cannons to challenge his senior brother. Bodhi, who had endured enough, finally made up his mind to complete his mission and drove the monkey down the mountain!

"Papa!" Bodhi Papa patted Sun Wukong's back three times and showed a mysterious smile and left.

"Master is asking me to get up at the third day of the day to pee! Well! Don't look at my strictness to me, but I'm so nice to me. I know that I feel uncomfortable in my suffocation every morning, so I remind me!" Sun Wukong suddenly realized.

At the third update of the next day, Sun Wukong crawled up in a daze, opened the door, and I wiped it! The Bodhi Patriarch was standing at the door and showing a gratifying smile.

"You monkey, you have some understanding!" Bodhi Patriarch looked at Sun Wukong with relief.

So Sun Wukong inexplicably learned a set of martial arts called the Eight and Nine Profound Arts, and learned the magical powers called the Seventy-Two Transformations. He learned one called the Somersault Cloud Escape Technique, and the other could actually go over 100,800 miles!

What made Sun Wukong most excited was that he found that as his cultivation level deepened, he could pee hundreds of miles away now, and it would be just around the corner to pee in the East China Sea in the future!

When Sun Wukong happily told Bodhi Patriarch this discovery, Bodhi Patriarch's face suddenly became gloomy and terrifying!

"roll!"
Chapter completed!
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