Chapter 46 The Girl Who Is More Abstract than Sister Feng
After dinner, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong still didn't come back. Shangguan Nengren was boring to stay at home alone. He put on his coat and planned to go to the Internet cafe to play games..././
Of course, the Internet cafe's machine cannot be better than the one with your own laptop, but the atmosphere of the Internet cafe is not something that can be achieved by playing games alone when you are locked at home.
It's still the same Tianyi Internet cafe, and there are still many underage children playing games inside. The Internet administrator is still the young man. When he saw Shangguan Ren, he laughed and said, "Isn't this our lion-slaying hero? Welcome, warm welcome.
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Since I was on TV, I have basically known the locals in North China, Shangguan Nengren, a little lion-slaying hero. Many foreign media have even interviewed Shangguan Nengren, and the story of Shangguan Nengren killing a lion with bare hands.
Throughout the world, many foreign TV stations hope that Shangguanren can go to their country to do a few programs.
Shangguan Nengren did not have that free time, and they would refuse. Moreover, there were sensational news happening in the world every day. As Shangguan Nengren was deliberately cooled down, the story of the lion-slaying hero was gradually forgotten. I can remember Shangguan Neng.
Most of the people are also locals in North China, as well as those who admire heroes in China, and some people who cannot explain clearly.
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Is the lion-slaying hero coming to surf the Internet? Is there a discount?"
"Uh..." The network administrator laughed dryly: "Well... a small business, a small business."
"Tsk!" Shangguan Nengren raised a middle finger: "Even heroes are not discounted. I am too stingy and despised you."
"Hehe..." the network administrator smiled and said, "What, can you treat the single room of the lion-slaying hero."
"Forget it! I'm here to play for the atmosphere. If I use a single room, it's better to play at my own home."
The network administrator raised his thumbs up: "At first glance, brothers are aware of their skills, and the game is just a good atmosphere. It's boring to be alone."
"That's it." Shangguan Nengren smiled and walked to an empty seat to sit down. The network administrator entered the startup password and asked, "I have all kinds of point cards here, 10% off. Are there anything you need?"
"Fuck! 95% off? You're so embarrassed!" Shangguan Nengren complained: "You can't have 95% off!"
"Hehe..." The network administrator rubbed his hands: "Small business, small business."
"..." Shangguan Nengren rolled his eyes: "Give me 50 yuan of cs."
There is always a discount than no one. Shangguan Nengren hasn't played CCS for a long time. To be precise, since he absorbed F-level computer capabilities that time, he has been in this Internet cafe. It is this garbage network manager. At that time, Shangguan Nengren was confident.
Manman thought he could fight the world invincible, but was tortured by his online opponents.
Since then, Shangguanren has never played it again. Today, Shangguanren has to use C-level gaming ability to avenge his previous shame!
The Internet Venture happily took the 50-degree point card and collected the 47-50 cents for the official talent... (It's too stingy)
Log in to CCS, Shangguan Ai selected the bandit army and joined the team at random...
"Babys! Your uncle is here to burst your chrysanthemums! Hahaha!" Shangguan Nengren laughed at the sky and started a murderous act!
"Boom boom boom..."
"Dadada..."
"Bang bang bang..."
"First explode your mouth, then your hole, and finally you explode your little chrysanthemum, the chrysanthemum is broken, and the ass is full of wounds... hahaha!"
The movements on Shangguan Nengren quickly attracted a large number of people watching around him, and six or seven people stood behind Shangguan Nengren, and were amazed.
"Fuck! This shooting technique is so awesome! It's accurate to shoot one shot."
"Here you kill me, let me fuck you! Fuck me! Little brother, brother, you are so awesome!"
"All comrades are dead, and there are three others on the other side. Be careful of being surrounded... Fuck me, did the bombs thrown to death kill two of them?"
"Damn! You're right! You actually stabbed three of the other person to death with a knife!?"
"Great God! Brother! Please accept me as your disciple!"
Listening to the tide of flattery behind him, Shangguan Nengren was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth. The teeth were exposed, and then he was extremely happy and sad, and he heard a "bang" sound. He was killed by a bomb that was thrown from somewhere.
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"Fuck!" Shangguan Neng's face turned green and cursed: "Which bastard threw the bomb!"
On the chat box, the bandit teammate sent a message: Sorry! I'm still in the wrong place.
“…………”
Shangguan Nengren was in tears, and the supporters behind him also cursed: "I'm not afraid of opponents like gods, but I'm afraid of teammates like pigs! Boss, you're so unfair..."
"..." Shangguan Nengren took out a napkin from his pocket, wiped his tears, blew his nose, and threw it on the ground.
After a moment of silence, my big hand slapped the computer desk: "Damn it! I won't play CSS anymore, I want to play "The Supreme of Jianghu"!"
The so-called "The Supreme of Jianghu" is the 3D martial arts online game that Shangguanren often plays now. Not long ago, his character "Dandan's Sorrow" had just been upgraded to level 30 and learned Tian Boguang's Fierce Wind Sword Technique.
Now twenty days have passed, Dandan's sadness has risen to level 33. The upgrade of this game is extremely difficult. Three months after the game was launched, the current top ranking is still 'Ruhua', which has been upgraded.
When they reach level 37, all second to tenth places are all level 36, which shows how difficult it is to upgrade.
The 33rd level of Shangguanren can only be ranked outside the top 100,000. The current number of players in this game exceeds 50 million, with the highest number of online users exceeding 800,000, and the average number of online users is around 400,000. For a new game
In other words, it is extremely popular.
There are also many people playing this game in the Internet cafe. When I heard that the official man wanted to play "The Supreme of Jianghu", several people immediately shouted: "Boss, I also play "The Supreme of Jianghu". I am now at level 32.
The primary martial arts is Shaolin Vajra Palm, currently level 8, and the intermediate martial arts is the Viagra Palm, currently level 3, let’s team together!”
"What's the point of level 32! I'm level 34, primary martial arts Wudang sword technique, currently level 9, intermediate martial arts Tai Chi sword technique, currently level 4, boss, team up with me, let's go to break into the dungeon and kill the boss!"
"The two elder brothers are amazing. I am only at level 29 and haven't learned intermediate martial arts yet! However, I learned Eagle Claw Hand at the Primary Martial Arts, and I am currently at level 10."
Shangguan Nengren looked back at these "little brothers" and waved his hand in a grand manner: "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and take the opportunity to go. It is considered destined to meet some brothers today. Let's make a group of copies!
All consumption is mine.”
"Long live the boss! Boss! Turn on the phone quickly!" The little guys were so excited that they could not take up all the spaces they could occupy. It was not much or less, just right.
Those who were having online wind music almost saw tonsils: "Here's here!"
Shangguan Nengren waved his hand: "Hurry up, give me any delicious food and drinks to each of you, and it's all mine."
"Long live the boss! The boss is mighty! The boss is domineering!" The younger brothers shouted long live.
When I heard the movement here, other customers in the Internet cafe regretted not falling: Why didn’t I come to join in the fun just now! Otherwise, I could eat, drink and have fun for free.
At this time, in the single room of the Internet cafe, a girl who was seventeen or eighteen years old but extremely ugly frowned. The sound outside was too noisy, which affected her mood of playing games. She paused the game, stuck her head out, and shouted.
A voice: "What's the name? Howling!"
The sound is like the Nine Nether Ghosts, like a cold and fever, causing tonsil inflammation. When the throat is hoarse, the sound is thick and hoarse. It is not clear, and it is no different from a ghost when the sound is loud, but this woman is long
It is even more abstract than Feng Jie, and its facial features are almost twisted together.
It is said that Sun Wukong has a thunder duke face, but when he saw this girl's face, he realized that Sun Wukong was just like a thunder duke face at best, and this girl is a thunder duke rebirth... It's so scary.
The girl's voice attracted public anger, but just as everyone was glaring at her, she saw the girl's appearance clearly and her face turned pale, blue, and black... all of them were scared to pee.
The girl looked at the silent people and smiled with satisfaction. The sound was as if black and white. Not only did she urinate, but she also urged...
Shangguan Nengren looked up at the girl and was stunned for a moment. He couldn't believe that there was such an ugly woman in the world. To be honest, even a monkey is better-looking than her.
"Everything is honest with me. Otherwise... hehehe... don't have nightmares at night!" The girl with a thunderbolt face shook her eyes, and her whole face twitched. Her tone was a bit like acting cute. If she changed to a beautiful girl, she would make her feel like she was a child.
It was pleasing to the eye, but she did this action, and several people couldn't help but vomited on the spot...
The stomach wall of Shangguan Nengren was uncomfortable and quickly looked down at the screen, afraid of vomiting.
But vomiting can be contagious. Those who endured the vomiting did not appear to see someone next to him vomiting, and the nausea also started vomiting, just like a virus outbreak. In the entire Internet cafe, except for Shangguan Ren and the Thunderbolt Girl,
The network administrator also vomited.
For a moment, the entire Internet cafe was so sour and stinky. A few people who were about to enter the Internet cafe saw this scene and were so scared that they quickly retreated. Fortunately, they didn't see the girl with a thunderbolt face, otherwise they would have to have a nightmare tonight.
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"Boss... utter... checkout... utter..."
"Old... utter... Boss... I... I can't do it anymore... utter... Next time... utter... I will accompany the boss... utter... group... utter..."
"I... vomit... I don't... vomit either... can't do it anymore... vomit..."
Shangguan Nengren quickly stood up and shouted: "Brothers hold on! Hold on!"
It is useless to just shout slogans. Everyone in the Internet cafe sniffs and walk out while they vomit, and even scammers collectively. While the Internet administrator was spitting, the account was not settled and ran away...
"Give me...give me...give me...give me..."
The Internet administrator had no choice but to vomit. When he stood up, he found that the only girl with Shangguan Ren and Lei Gong's face left in the Internet cafe was left. He immediately burst into tears: "Oh my God! You didn't give any money!"
After crying, the network administrator glared at the girl with Lei Gong's face: "It's you! It's all you! You... you... you... you want to compensate for all the losses... you... you..."
Thunderbolt face girl: "..."
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