Chapter 671: Chen Xuanzang
"My fellow villagers, I have been studying art in Zhongnan Mountain for many years. There will be no difficulties in dealing with some small monsters. Today I heard that there are monsters here, so I came here to subdue monsters and eliminate demons, and give everyone a clean water!"
The master raised his hand and shouted loudly to everyone.
Someone in the crowd responded: "Wow! The Taoist priest is so awesome!" "Wow! It's really awesome!"
Xu Le was too lazy to complain about the two of them being asked. Their performance was so poor that it was like some film and television schools that didn't learn to sleep with others.
Mu Yunya looked a little childlike innocence and raised her hand: "Wow! Taoist priest is so awesome!"
Someone shouted, "Wow, Taoist priest is really awesome!"
"No, right? The Taoist priest really has a pussy?" Someone misheard it.
"Of course it's awesome!" someone replied
Everyone suddenly burst out: "It's really!"
"The Taoist priest is really a dumb! The Taoist priest is a woman!"
"How could it be a woman?"
"He has a pussy!"
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The "Master" Taoist priest turned around and wanted to kill the two tutors he had hired for so much money: Are you wrong? I asked you to call me if I have such a situation?
The two stakes are also very innocent: it’s not that we can shout...
Mu Yunya smiled so hard that she rubbed her stomach, and she couldn't even breathe. Tu Renji and Xu Le couldn't help but smile. This was really unexpected.
After the farce, the invited master rowed a small boat by himself. When he arrived at the center of the Huanshui Lake, he muttered something and took out a small ball from his package.
After stroking with his sword on the boat for a while, he picked up the ball, lit the fuse on it, and threw it into the water.
"Why does this master look like a fish fried in the neighboring village?" Mu Yunya, who had never seen the movie, said to Xu Le strangely.
Xu Le nodded: "He was originally a liar, and the one he exploded was a Gu family fish, not a fish demon at all."
Mu Yunya nodded in a clear way: "I said, if he is powerful, there would be nothing wrong with Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan."
As they were talking, a big fish slowly floated up from the lake. The fishermen in the fishing village were happily rowing their boats and dragging the fish to the shore and hanging it up.
The "Master" smiled and walked down from the boat in a square step: "Everyone, now the monster has been removed by me, everyone can rest assured, and it is not in vain that I have been studying art in Zhongnan Mountain for many years. Now I am leaving."
The fishing village chief brought a few people with gold given by Xu Le and a few salted fish and stopped the "master": "Master, thank you for eliminating the harm for the people. There are some gold and several thousand-year-old salted fish here. Please accept it."
The Taoist priest looked at the gold nuggets and immediately widened his eyes, wiped his saliva, returned the salted fish to the village chief, and hugged the gold into his arms: "As a practitioner of Taoism, I am determined to save the world, and I cannot ask for such a precious thing."
The villagers shouted around the huge Gu fish: "Avenge!" "Bare it to death!"
“Isn’t it dead?”
"Bow it to death again!"
Just then, a voice came from behind the crowd: "You are all wrong, it was not the one who killed people!"
Everyone was startled and looked up and saw a young man with fluffy hair in front of everyone. The young man was dressed in rags and holding a book in his hand, he walked all the way to the Guyu.
"He is just a Gu fish. He is a good-natured person, positive and optimistic person, and has a very good character. It's a pity that he has grown a little older."
"Who are you?" someone shouted.
"As for the unordained Mahayana Buddhist disciple Chen Xuanzang, the exorcist who subdued demons and eliminated demons," said the young man.
The village chief said: "We have seen Gu family fish, and have never seen it that big. The Taoist priest said it was possessed by a monster..."
Chen Xuanzang smiled and held the book and said, "This is not a monster, you can read this book..."
The priest finally couldn't see it anymore and rushed up with gold in his arms: "A good father, killed by monsters..."
He lifted him up with one hand: "Come on, we all know how much you weigh, don't get in the way here anymore..."
The priest struggled with gold in his arms: "Who, who are you?"
"It would be nice to give you gold, but why don't you leave quickly? Stay here again, believe it or not, I'll bring back all the gold on you?" Xu Le said with his arms around.
The Taoist eyes turned, and then he shouted with confidence: "I have been learning art from Zhongnan Mountain Middle School for many years. How could I be afraid of you? Put me down and see me beat you to death! I will really beat you to death! It's very cruel!"
Xu Le looked at him with a smile, threw him aside, and bowed to Chen Xuanzang: "Mr. Chen, you are polite."
Chen Xuanzang saw that Xu Le and his group had strange shapes and dresses, and looked at them with his eyes. Although they were all humans, three people were full of murderous intent, and they seemed to have killed many creatures.
With his hands folded, Chen Xuanzang saluted Xu Le: "Have you seen this gentleman? I don't know what to call you?"
"Cassia."
"Mr. Cassia, in my opinion, you seem to have committed a lot of murderous crimes? Although you are not as resentful as those two girls, your murderous aura is much greater than theirs." Chen Xuanzang said sincerely.
"Everything has creatures, and we shouldn't have killed people. I hope Mr. Cassia will not kill people randomly in the future."
Xu Le smiled and said, "I think I never seem to have a time to kill someone for no reason, so you can rest assured."
Chen Xuanzang nodded: "Then can you decide on this Gu family fish? The real monster has not been caught yet. Before that, it is best for the villagers in this village to not go into the water."
"I have caught the monster! You can definitely go into the water here! Don't believe him!" The Taoist priest stood up and shouted to the villagers.
Xu Le smiled slightly and took out a piece of gold from his arms: "Shut up, stop talking, I will give you this piece of gold, otherwise I will take back the gold in your hand and throw you into the water."
"When will I be able to give me gold?" asked the Taoist priest.
"I'll give it to you in a while."
The Taoist priest wisely closed his mouth and said nothing.
Chen Xuanzang sighed a little, "Sometimes, the truth can't be worth some money..."
Xu Le smiled and said, "That depends on whether it is useful or not, or whether it is suitable to speak it. The truth depends on the situation. I told you that you will starve to death if you don't eat. Should this truth be more precious than money?"
Chen Xuanzang shook his head and shouted to the villagers: "Everyone should be careful. The monster has not been caught yet, so don't go into the water for the time being."
"Then when can we get into the water? What should we eat if we don't get into the water?" someone asked in the crowd.
Chen Xuanzang explained to the villagers endlessly. Although he spoke in a nagging manner, he was kind. Therefore, although the villagers were half-believing and half-doubted, no one went into the water.
Chen Xuanzang even promised that he would stay here until he caught the monster.
"What the hell is human-eating?" the white man asked Conard quietly.
Conard had a weird smile on his face: "It's a mermaid."
The white man was surprised and then looked forward to it: "It must be a mermaid, that must be very beautiful..."
"Yes, it's very beautiful." Tu Renji interrupted lazily, looking at Conard with her, the two bitches were tacitly aware of it and laughed.
Chapter completed!