Chapter 5 Let the companion wash the body
"Lu Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lawa Wash. Let's put the body together. Let's go to the bathroom and rub it with rub it with the body. Wash it in time. Wash it with the body together. It's interesting. Put it with the body together. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the body. Rush it with the body. Rush it with the body. Rush it with the body. Damn it, rub it with the body. Rush it with the body. Rush it with the body. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the body together. Rush it with the time to wash it with the body."...
Song Wen stood in the warm pool water, rubbing his body while singing the Minnan song "Let's Washing Body", which was so comfortable.
Unexpectedly, the joy was so sad that my feet suddenly slipped and my whole body fell into the water. Unpredictable, I poured a few mouthfuls of water on the pond.
When the water was in his mouth, he felt a little sweeter, as if it was a bit sweeter than the spring water in the mountains. He couldn't help but drink a few more sips. Suddenly, he realized that it seemed like his own bath water, and he quickly vomited it. Unfortunately, he had already drunk it and even digested it. How could he vomit it out? He couldn't help but secretly scold himself, "You banana."
After taking a shower and returning to the house, maybe I had been in the hot spring, and I felt much more comfortable. I lay on the bed and fell asleep happily.
The bright moon hangs high in the sky, emitting a faint light.
The moonlight shone through the window and shone on Song Wen, as if he was covered with a layer of silver gauze.
As Song Wen inhaled and sucked, the moonlight seemed to be indefinitely in line with his breathing rhythm.
The Ruyi Fan and bronze mirror he placed at the bedside suddenly emitted a faint halo, and then flew up. After wandering around him twice, he sank into his body and no longer had any sound.
If you can see through Song Wen's body, you will find that the Ruyi Fan and the bronze mirror are staying in the dantian three inches below his navel. There is a cloud of space, only the Ruyi Fan and the bronze mirror. The halo wrapped around the Ruyi Fan and the bronze mirror seems to be rising and falling with Song Wen's breathing, and it is strange.
After waking up, Song Wen felt energetic. After taking a breath, he felt a little fluttering. This was a feeling he had never felt before.
Suddenly, my stomach felt strange, and then a "bang" sounded, and a loud fart was released, which was extremely smelly and could be used as insecticides. However, I guess I fainted before the ant and cockroaches were killed.
No, I have to go to the toilet. Song Wen hurriedly ran to the toilet.
After a moment, he came out, his spirit was refreshed and his upper and lower parts were smooth. He couldn't help but shake his head and said in a strange tone: "Wake up in the morning and clear the stomach and intestines and stomach, it is really a great pleasure in life."
Suddenly, there was something strange in my belly, so I hurriedly continued to squat on the basin.
"Awen, it's time to eat."
At this time, his mother Chen Xiuhui shouted outside.
"knew."
After a while, he cleared his stomach and intestines again, brushed his teeth and washed his face. Song Wen was already puzzled, and he didn't know what was going on today, so why did he take it twice in a row?
While eating, he thought, remembering that he didn't seem to have eaten anything yesterday, it was nothing but braised noodles. The food was very common. Besides, the braised noodles were made by himself, so how could it be wrong? Could it be the water I drank yesterday? You, you shouldn't have drunk the bath water. Is there something wrong now?
I felt very hatred in my heart and thought to myself why I was so stupid. The ones I washed from my body were all bacteria and dirty. I even took a few sips of it. You banana guava, can you be a little more stupid?
Song Wen thought depressedly and buried his head in his mouth to scoop the rice.
I ate sweet potato porridge in the morning, accompanied by water spinach stir-fried with bean paste, which made me feel very happy. I used to eat two bowls, but I ate more and more.
I was puzzled, but I couldn't think of the reason, so I simply didn't think about it.
Yesterday I agreed to go dig bamboo shoots. Although his father has almost dug it, he still has to go and take a look. So he greeted his sister-in-law and mother and walked out. Who knew that as soon as he arrived at the door, he suddenly became "poof" and made another fart.
For a moment, the room was stinking. His little nephew who had just finished eating and was playing with him. When he smelled the stinking, his face wrinkled. In the end, he couldn't stand it. He hurriedly ran out and gasped outside.
"Uncle, why are you farting? It smells so smelly."
The little guy said with a frown on his face and slapped his nose with his hands.
Song Wen was speechless, can it be so fragrant?
Chen Xiuhui and Lin Qinglan inside couldn't stand it and walked out.
"Awen, what did you eat yesterday? The farts are so smelly. Are you constipated? If so, go eat some bananas and get something to moisten the intestines and relieve bowel movements."
Chen Xiuhui said kindly to her son.
Song Wen had no choice but to respond helplessly to my mother's diligent teaching. Suddenly, his stomach surged, his stomach became stranger again, and he hurriedly ran to the toilet.
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You banana guava, what happened? I took it more than a dozen times in the morning?
After coming out of the toilet again, Song Wen thought helplessly.
I don’t know what happened, but he kept going to the toilet all morning. After going to the toilet, his stomach would be hungry. He wanted to eat when he was hungry. After eating, he pulled it again. He took it more than ten times in a row, almost twenty times. I don’t know what happened. Even if he drank his own bath water yesterday, he didn’t have to do this! This has become a super laxative, my mother’s.
Thinking that this was not a solution, Song Wen hurriedly walked out of the house, wanting to find a doctor to see what was going on.
After a while, I came to Asi Clinic.
"Why, where did you fall?"
When Afen saw him, he teased.
"No, it's because I've had diarrhea. I've had more than ten times in the morning and it's almost twenty times. Show me what's going on." Song Wen sat in front of Afen and said.
Afen looked at his face, shook his head, and said, "Dimilation is not like it! I've been thrusting almost twenty times, how can you stand still? And you're so in good spirits and so rosy."
"I don't know what's going on. I'll get hungry when I get hungry. I want to eat when I get hungry. I want to eat after I finish eating. I'll get hungry again. It's so hard."
"There are such strange things, come and let me see."
After saying that, Afen picked up the earpiece and pressed it on Song Wen's chest and started listening, then took his pulse and looked at his tongue.
After reading it, he asked, "Did you eat something dirty yesterday?"
"No, yesterday I went to Ah Hu to eat a bowl of braised noodles, and then went home to eat and sleep. I accidentally drank some bath water while taking a shower. I don't know if it was a bath water problem."
"It's unlikely, but it doesn't seem like something is wrong with you like this. Otherwise, I'll prescribe you some gastrointestinal medicine first. If it doesn't work, you can go to a large hospital for a check-up."
"Can you take Chinese medicine? Western medicine tastes weird." Song Wen frowned and said.
"I can't prescribe Chinese medicine. You want to find my old man."
As he said that, Afen pointed inside.
Traditional Chinese medicine is profound and profound. Although she has studied medicine since childhood, she has no prescriptions with her old man, so she usually only shows people minor illnesses such as colds and fevers. For others, such as prescriptions, you have to find his old man.
After hearing this, Song Wen walked inside. He never liked to take Western medicine. He always felt that Western medicine had a strange smell and wanted to vomit after taking it. Although traditional Chinese medicine is a little bitter, it is barely acceptable.
Chapter completed!