Chapter 128 Super Invincible Bird Trio
Camels are black and white, and they complement each other.
In some places, white camels are regarded as messengers of heaven and symbols of good fortune; while black camels are regarded as evil devils. Generally, the herders who have born black camels will kill them directly and will not let them survive, so black camels are very rare. I don’t know where Zhan Jingyuan got them.
The little camel looked like he had just been weaned, standing in the horse shed, looking out curiously, obviously very curious about this strange place.
The baby looked at the two little guys and was so happy that he ran home quickly to get a lot of vegetable leaves, carefully wiped off the water stains on it with a tissue, and fed it to both little camels.
The sparrow on the side also fed the little camels with vegetable leaves. After a while, he said, "Baby, we should give them a name."
"If you have anything to choose, just call it Xiaohei and Xiaobai." The baby said angrily.
"Please, this is too unsatisfactory, would you please come up with some creative ones?"
"That's called Heihei, Baibai!"
The sparrow and the crow almost fell down after hearing this, thinking to themselves is there any difference?
"Baby, can you give a better name? Is this very vulgar?
Sparrow said helplessly, she expressed her admiration for the baby's naming level from the bottom of her heart. Can she get her name even worse?
"This is not OK, that is not OK, otherwise you can get it." The baby said angrily.
The sparrow thought for a moment, "I think they should be called angels and devils. The black ones are the devils and the white ones are the angels. How about it?"
"Not very good? Very vulgar."
"That's called Eve and Adam, this name should be good."
"This is not good either. They are from our China. If you take the name of a foreign devil, people may criticize us for being unpatriotic when they hear it tomorrow."
"Who dares to criticize?"
"Anyway, this name is just bad."
When the crow next to him saw that the two were about to quarrel, he quickly said, "I think it's better to have a name first, whether they are male or female."
"Well, the crow is right. You must see the male and female clearly and not choose the names randomly."
The baby felt it was reasonable, so he walked into the shed, came behind the black camel's butt, and grabbed the black camel's tail.
"Baby, what are you doing? You have to tell whether the male and female have a chicken. Just take a look at the chicken. What are you doing when you pull its tail? Be careful that it kicks you." The crow said quickly when he saw the baby pulling the camel's tail.
"Haha, you don't know! To distinguish between male and female, you don't have to look at any chicken. You can tell if the chicken is just a little pulling its tail. If it is a female, it will be gentler and there will be no reaction to pulling it; if it is a male, it will be stubborn and will not let you pull it." The baby said proudly with the black camel's tail, and then pulled the camel's tail.
I don’t know if I was scared by the baby’s sudden movements. The moment she pulled her tail, the little camel’s butt let out a “poof” sound, and a stream of filth with farts and shit spurted out from behind her butt.
Caught off guard, the baby was sprayed all over his face and even carried some in his mouth.
The sparrows and crows on the other side were stunned when they saw this.
Disgusting, super disgusting.
The baby felt a stinking smell coming to his nose, and he wanted to vomit when he smelled it. His stomach was overturned and he vomited with nausea.
The sparrow and the crow looked at it, hurried over and patted her on the back, and took out a tissue to wipe her face.
After vomiting for a while, the baby felt much better. He glanced around and found a wooden stick. He hated him and was about to knock on the black camel that farted and spitted shit.
The sparrow and the crow hurriedly stopped him.
"Baby, what are you doing?"
"I want to knock it out, cut the meat and chop it into hot pot." The baby said angrily. When she thought of being sprayed in her mouth, she wanted to chop the camel in front of her into meat sauce to relieve her anger.
"No! Baby, you are abused by a small animal and will be accused." The sparrow shouted hurriedly.
"Yes! Baby, camels are protected animals in the state and cannot be beaten." The crow also persuaded.
"He protects him, and I hit mine, it has nothing to do with him. No one can protect me, and no one can protect animals, but others still care about it." The baby said angrily, holding a wooden stick and trying to hit the camel. If he didn't beat the camel well, it would be impossible to relieve her anger. Unfortunately, she was stopped by the sparrow and crow, and she couldn't beat her.
Zhan Jingyuan went home to greet his relatives, ate something, then brought a cup of tea and walked out, wanting to see what the baby and the others were doing. Unexpectedly, he saw the baby holding a stick to hit the camel, and he couldn't help but frown.
"Baby, what are you doing?"
The baby turned his head when he heard the sound.
Zhan Jingyuan saw the baby's head and face full of feces, and the tea in his mouth suddenly blew out, making the baby's face full of spray.
"Cousin Zhan Jingyuan." The baby shouted.
When she shouts out someone's name, it means she is very angry and dissatisfied.
"Baby, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Zhan Jingyuan said quickly.
"That's intentional." The baby said angrily. Why was she so unlucky? She was first sprayed by a camel and then her cousin. Could it be that she was here to be sprayed by someone?
"No, I was accidentally."
Zhan Jingyuan was with him, but when he saw the baby's face was unpredictable, he quickly changed the subject and said, "By the way, what's going on on your face? Why did it turn out like this?"
"It's not the camel you gave me, I've sprayed my babe on my face."
As she said that, the baby's face suddenly turned from sunny to dark, and tears fell. She felt that she was so unlucky.
"ah..."
Zhan Jingyuan screamed in surprise. How could the camel be sprayed like this? It was incredible. He couldn't help but look at the sparrow and the crow. Both of them nodded. It seemed that they were really sprayed by the camel. But judging from the situation, it must be that the baby got the camel, otherwise the camel wouldn't have sprayed her for no reason.
"Okay, OK, stop crying, you're all crying like a little cat. Go home and wash it, and see that your whole face is dirty."
"I don't want it, I want to chop it and stew it in soup?" The baby pointed at the little camel with a wooden stick and said. The little camel just looked at her innocently. In fact, it was not intentional, it just couldn't help it.
"No. Baby, this camel is only one year old, has no meat and is not delicious. Otherwise, I'll send it away for you."
Save it away? It's okay! The baby nodded. This broken camel is not fun at all, and it's even more unlovely. Just spray people with feces.
Suddenly, she thought that she had started to be unlucky when she stepped on cow dung by the lake in Song Wen's family in Nanzhou. Otherwise, she would have often picked up money on the streets, but now she can't pick up a penny. She wanted to give these two camels to the despicable uncle and let the camel spray him with dung. Thinking about it, she smiled happily. It was simply that her happiness was based on the pain of others.
Seeing the baby burst into tears and laughing, Zhan Jingyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief. When this little guy started crying, his heart was also irritating, which made people feel very uncomfortable.
"Brother, do you want to go to Nanzhou?" The baby thought for a while and asked Zhan Jingyuan. If he went, he could take the camel to the despicable middle-aged uncle.
"What am I going to Nanzhou?" Zhan Jingyuan was completely confused about the baby's question.
"Sister Lan seems to be going to Nanzhou after the Chinese New Year." The crow said from the side.
"How do you know?" the baby asked strangely after hearing this.
"I went to her house to play yesterday, and she gave me a lot of shells?"
"Why didn't you call me and Sparrow? You're so unfaithful."
"I called, but you and the sparrow both said you wanted to sleep."
Thinking of Dan Tai Minglan, the baby thought of the explosive scene he saw under the old osmanthus tree that day. She thought that she should have something to do with her middle-aged uncle, and she should go to his house when she went to Nanzhou. Thinking about it, she was going to walk to Dan Tai Minglan's house, wanting her to help send the camel over.
When Zhan Jingyuan saw the baby turn around and was about to leave, he didn't know where he was going, he quickly shouted: "Baby, you haven't washed your face yet?"
The baby then remembered that he was still dirty and ran home.
The sparrow and the crow looked at it and followed it. They were inseparable from the super invincible bird trio.
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