Chapter 30 When Taibai meets a series of pits(1/2)
Taibai Jinxing felt that he must have not read the almanac when he went out today.
It's so unlucky. As a good man in Heaven and the Jade Emperor's confidant, he believed that even if he was not invincible in luck, he would at least have good luck. But who knew that he would be so unlucky today.
After taking the Jade Emperor's mission from Lingxiao Palace today, he did not delay any delay. He came out of Lingxiao Palace and flew out of the Nantianmen all the way to the Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou.
But who would have thought that just when he had just flew over Huaguo Mountain and was about to descend to the clouds, a sudden pressure that made his soul feel trembling.
He could hardly allow any thoughts. He felt that the Tengyun-Driving Fog Spell, which he had been using for thousands of years and was so skilled that he could use in his dreams, had failed.
Under that pressure, he didn't even have the ability to stay in the air.
I think he is Taibai Jinxing, although he is not good at fighting, at least he is also an immortal in the Xuanxian realm. How could he have such a frustrating thing as falling from the clouds on weekdays?
However, today, he not only met him, but also did not have the ability to resist at all.
What made him even more disgusted was that because the incident happened suddenly, he didn't give him any time to resist. When he fell from the clouds and fell to the ground, he was fucking the ground with his face first!
My handsome and handsome face is so shameless!
Taibai Jinxing has the heart to die!
After finally waking up from the coma after the impact, Taibai Jinxing thought to himself that he was lucky.
You know, he is a magician, and he is not good at close combat except for magic. This also causes him not to pay attention to body refining at all.
If it weren't for the fact that the immortal body had condensed when he became an immortal, and had just fallen from the clouds and his magic power was imprisoned, he might have thrown him to death.
Thinking that he almost became the first god in history to kill himself, Taibai Jinxing was scared.
"Xiong Da, look at this old man, he is obviously awake, why is he still lying on the ground pretending to be dead?"
Just as Taibai Jinxing was lying on the ground and was secretly scared, a silly voice sounded in his ears.
"Xiong Er, how many times have I told you that humans are the most treacherous creatures in the world. You see, he is clearly awakening and pretending to be dead. He must be trying to deceive you, so he can attack you secretly!" Xiong Da said confidently when he heard Xiong Er's words.
puff!
Listening to the words of the two unlucky bears, Taibai Jinxing almost vomited blood. At this moment, he really wanted to die!
He, the immortal in the heavenly court, would Taibai Jinxing sneak attack an ordinary mortal in the earthly world? Oh, no, mortal bear? Or would he pretend to die in shamelessly in order to sneak attack?
You just pretend to be dead, your whole family pretend to be dead!
I'll attack you in the face!
Taibai Jinxing, who was angrily aroused by the two monkeys, left the body and the six Buddhas, jumped up from the ground all of a sudden.
He swore that he was too white Jinxing and must teach these two silly bears a lesson, even if this is Huaguo Mountain, even if it is inconsistent with his usual image!
He wanted to tell these two stupid bears that good-looking men also have tempers!
However, just jumped up and turned his head angrily to look at Taibai Jinxing where the sound came from, and was stunned for a moment!
Bear...what is the bear?
In his sight, there was a young man dressed like a rich young man in the mortal world. He didn't know him, but first ruled out that he was one of the two bears.
Looking at the young man, there was a golden monkey with golden hair all over his body, a phoenix winged purple gold crown, a lock gold strand, and a lotus silk walking on clouds. Even the aesthetics of Ether Platinum Venus, I have to admit that this monkey is much more beautiful than other monkeys.
However, no matter how beautiful he is, he is still a monkey and cannot be one of the two unlucky bears.
So the question is, these two are slightly different, in his eyes, all of them are monkeys with almost exactly the same color. Where can there be a trace of the shadow of a bear?
Just when Taibai Jinxing thought that his brain had been thrown and he had hallucinations, in front of him, a monkey who looked stupid, who was only two meters away from him pointed at him and spoke to another monkey next to him who looked almost exactly the same as him.
"Xiong Da, look, this old man has gotten up. Did he hear us and know that his conspiracy has been discovered by us and intend to come out?" As soon as Hanhou opened his mouth, Taibai Jinxing found the real master.
"Xiong Er, don't be afraid. With your brother here, you won't let this old man sneak attack you. Moreover, the king is here, and this old man with a crooked face can't make any waves!"
puff!
Taibai Jinxing was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood!
Oh my God!
What did he see?
He saw two monkeys called Xiong Da, Xiong Er...?
Oh my God, earth, which bastard gave these two monkeys the name!
Are you sure this is the name given to the two monkeys, not the two bears? Even if you name the monkey big monkey 2, I can be considered to be knowledgeable!
Just when Taibai Jinxing was galloping in his heart, he spoke next to the other two monkeys, Bear Big Bear.
"Monkey, look at this old man, how come his face looks like this? It's so scary, even ugly than the Demon King in the World!"
"Monkey 2, there is a saying among humans that people should not behave like a person, and the sea water should not be measured. Let me tell you, stay away from him, and you can see that he can be thrown from the sky, and you may not have done anything crazy. If you get too close to your beauty too much..."
As he said that, Monkey King shivered, looking at him unbearable!
puff!
This time, Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but vomited blood!
Oh my God, I think he is too Bai Jinxing, who has been a good person all his life, why do you have to encounter such four pitfalls when you are old?
Damn, where is the law of nature?
In fact, what Taibai Jinxing didn't know was that the God in his mouth and the laws he was looking for would be silently crying by another pit!
Looking at Taibai Jinxing who vomited blood, Tiandao secretly cast a sympathetic look: They are both people who have fallen into the world, why should we meet each other?
"Old man, who are you? I said you are a mysterious immortal of all sizes. Even if you look a little ugly, you won't use a change technique to make your face look better? Look at your ugly ones, it's almost impossible for the heavens to tolerate it, okay, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning? If you go out like this, aren't you afraid of scaring children? Even if there are no children in Huaguo Mountain, it's a great sin to scare flowers and plants!"
Just when Taibai Jinxing spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart and felt much more relieved, the golden monkey in his eyes pointed at him and asked.
puff!
Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing spurted out another mouthful of old blood!
You are ugly! Your whole family is ugly!
The law of nature is not tolerated by your entire clan!
Scare the children? Scare the flowers and plants? I scare you!
You are a fucking monkey, are you embarrassed to discuss beauty and ugliness with me, a human? Your aesthetic view is different, right!
Just as he was thinking this, he saw the young man next to the monkey looking at him with an unbearable look.
"Taibai Jinxing, right? I said, you old man didn't pay attention to your image. After all, it represents the face of the Heavenly Court. Just go out like this, aren't you afraid of sending the Jade Emperor to the Immortal Killing Platform to the angrily killing platform?"
Looking at Taibai Jinxing whose face was completely deformed, Mu Feng looked disgusted. Just this, he is still a god?
Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing was so angry that he was so angry!
Damn it, I'm too white and Venus in the heavens, even if I'm not an idol, I'm at least a middle-aged handsome guy! It would be fine if there is something wrong with the monkey's aesthetic view. If you are a human, you think I'm ugly? Is there any reason for this?
Taibai Jinxing was about to curse, but a light of inspiration flashed through his mind and suddenly something came to his mind!
If I remember correctly, when I landed on the ground, I probably... it seems... maybe... maybe... it's just the fucking face first!
Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing used a mysterious light mirror.
puff!
After seeing his image at this moment, Taibai's body rioted in his magic power, and he spat out a mouthful of old blood with a puff, completely fainting!
Looking at Taibai Jinxing who fainted, Mu Feng had no sympathy on his face!
Deserve it!
This was the only thought in his mind at this moment.
What? You said he was gloating?
Yes, he was gloating!
Who made this old man cheat his apprentice again and again? The reason why the monkey in the original work ended up being so frustrated is absolutely unrelated to the old man's condoms again and again.
Not to mention being so angry, even if the old man fell from the sky and died just now, Mu Feng would not feel pitiful, but would applaud!
Now the old man scared himself to death, and it had nothing to do with them. Everyone was watching, but they didn't take action!
Well, a gentleman speaks, but he doesn’t do anything!
I was gloating, but Mu Feng knew that since the old man was not dead, they could not ignore him when they came to Huaguo Mountain.
After all, the plan still needs to be implemented, otherwise how can you cheat people?
He ordered Xiong Daxiong Er, who fainted from Taibai Jinxing's anger, and the two pairs of monkeys and monkeys carried Taibai Jinxing back to the cave with one arm, one leg, and Mu Feng and Monkey also returned to the Water Curtain Cave.
Time flies three months.
On this day, I finally recovered all the injuries and diseases, and thought that vomiting blood several times promoted blood circulation. The blessing in disguise made the bottleneck of the body loosen up the bottleneck of the body again came to the Water Curtain Cave!
"Master, just believe me. Xiaoxian really asked you to go to heaven to be a god. You were not thrown down by someone!"
He didn't remember how many times he had come to the Water Curtain Cave to invite monkeys, but every time he was driven out by monkeys in the name of this guy being a liar.
When he thought of this, he felt depressed, and at the same time he couldn't help but secretly scold him for being irrational. He had become an immortal for thousands of years, but he had fallen from the clouds!
"It wasn't thrown down? Then how did you think you came down? You fell down by yourself? Will you throw your face like this?" The monkey curled his lips, not believing in this old man at all.
To be continued...