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Chapter 207 It's Not the Three Waves of Crazy Pig!(1/2)

Mu Feng’s talk about me will naturally not be aimless.

And naturally, it will not be for no reason to talk about the topic.

The ominous premonition in his heart became stronger, and Zhuzhu couldn't help but ask, "Master, what kind of disease is this three wave disease?"

Hearing Zhuzhu’s answer, Mu Feng showed a satisfied smile on his face.

"Sanlang disease! When it comes to this Sanlang disease, we naturally have to say a person called Sanlang!"

"He has one of his biggest hobbies in his life, which is to commit suicide. It can be said that he will not commit suicide for a day and feel uncomfortable all over.

Bungee jumping on volcanoes is useful in magma, dancing in the wind, and soaring in thunder and lightning.

The life of the Three Waves can be summarized in one sentence, that is: no need for paddles, it depends on waves!"

"This fellow Taoist Sanlang has a famous saying, "If you commit suicide, you will only have three things to do.

In the same thing, you must not commit suicide more than three times, otherwise it is not commit suicide, but seeking death!

Therefore, in order to warn himself, he used the name of Three Waves to remind himself that he must not commit suicide in the same matter more than three times!"

Pig: "..." Didn't you say you won't be willing to die anymore? Why can't you suppress the impulse in your heart?

"So, Master, what you appreciate is this fellow Taoist of the Three Waves?" Unconsciously, Zhu Zhu blurted out again with a sentence, "Sure enough, those who love to commit suicide will appreciate each other!"

As soon as he said that, the pig immediately changed drastically.

It's over! It's really over!

This time, he really has a pill!

Why do you blurt out this sentence after you promise not to commit suicide?

Moreover, he found that his ability to commit suicide seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.

In the past, he was able to control himself and his own consciousness of committing death, and he was just whispering in his heart.

But, what did he do just now?

He just clearly stated his evaluation of the master in front of his master.

This is no longer a temptation to die, this is definitely a temptation to die!

Braised Chaos Beast, Steamed Chaos Beast, Jam-flavored Chaos Beast, Barbecue Chaos Beast, Stir-fried Chaos Beast...

Pig seems to have seen a plate of delicacies placed on Mu Feng’s dining table with his body as the ingredients!

"No...no, don't be so dying!" As he shouted in his heart, Zhuzhu wanted to get rid of the manipulation of dying in his heart again and again.

However, there seemed to be an invisible force that influenced him, making him always unconsciously commit suicide.

"Will people who love to commit suicide appreciate each other? Very good!" When Zhuzhu was full of resistance, Mufeng did not get angry because of his words. Instead... After seeing his act of committing suicide again, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

"Master...Master!" Looking at the smile on Mu Feng's face, Zhuzhu always felt a little scared in his heart.

"Well, don't be afraid, I'm just eating my fill!" A gentle smile as devil-like appeared in front of Zhu Zhu. Mu Feng said a sentence that made Zhu Zhu's heart even more desperate.

"Master, I'm... scared!"

"No, you don't have to be afraid. What you want to do is to commit suicide invisibly. How can you stop because of fear?" Mu Feng stared at the pig, as if watching a plate of delicious pork.

"Master, I, the old pig, have already swore that I will never commit suicide again!" After gritting my teeth, the pig pig expressed the determination in my heart.

"No...you will definitely commit suicide!" Mu Feng shook his head and denied, "The so-called "the country is easy to change and nature is hard to change. If you commit suicide, it is like a dog who likes to eat...well, it is like eating bones, which is a physical instinct!"

It's not instinct!

The summary of the veto in Zhuzhu’s mind.

"Master, my old pig has been trying to die before because the pig has the genes of the Hakka, and it is the physical instinct that affects the soul.

But now, my old pig has changed into clothes and has a new body, how could he still be dying!"

It must...it must...it must not be killed anymore!

The fellow Daoist Sanlang of Kuang Dao knew that the reason why he was killed by three people was not enough. How could he have not had such enlightenment?

Huh? Wait... Wait

What the hell is Mad Pig Sanlang? Has he unconsciously accepted the same character as that fellow Daoist of Sanlang?

No!

Don’t be a crazy pig Sanlang. He wants to be a quiet handsome man, a handsome man who combines wisdom, ability and virtues that do not commit suicide!

Gripping his teeth, Pig once again set a flag for himself in his heart!

Stupid pig, don't you know that any bad things will happen after setting up a flag?

For example, in a certain film and television drama, the second male lead said to his gay boyfriend, "After performing this mission, I will leave the organization. After I go back, I will marry a gentle wife and give birth to a cute child, balabala."

Then, after this mission, 99% of the male second person could not come back!

For example, a female second female lead looked at the male lead and female lead who were in the same position and swore with her fingers: In this life, I, XXX, must break up you, and must grab XXX, so that he can't help but fall in love with me!

After establishing a flag, she will find that she is like a matchmaker. The more she is willing to break up, the more her relationship between the male and female first becomes stronger, so that she is determined to be determined.

Of course, these are not the point.

What Mu Feng couldn't stand the most was that there was an author he liked very much. He said that he could definitely write better later.

Then... the day after the flag was established, the author Ji was tempted by a contract from a magazine. From then on, another army of eunuchs was added to the harem.

Well, since then, standing flags and other things have become a kind of obsession in Mu Feng's heart.

After setting up a flag, something bad must happen.

so......

Stupid Pig, do you think that setting flag in front of your teacher can impress your teacher and avoid infection with the Sanlang disease?

Humph, dreaming in the daytime!

Huh? Why did he automatically make up for the arrogant loli sound?

"Silly pig, flag is useless, because, killing death is also the instinct of your new body!"

For some reason, when he said this, Mu Feng felt that he must have a despised villain's face at that time.

"Oh?" Zhu Zhu, who was secretly cheering himself up in his heart and determined not to commit suicide in the future, cooperated and showed a confused and cute expression on his face when he heard Mu Feng's words.

"Ha, didn't you say that before you go to save you, I took a nap to the teacher, wandered to another world, and found some fellow Taoists."

Mu Feng blinked and said to the cute pig.

"Yeah!" Zhuzhu nodded subconsciously.

"So, in that world, I discovered a very interested fellow Taoist in Sanlang. Well, in fact, many fellow Taoists there were infected with a terminal illness called Sanlang disease.

So, out of curiosity, my teacher specially studied the three wave gene, and wanted to see if the three wave disease is really a disease caused by genes!"

Mu Feng's eyes were like a crazy scientist who could devote himself to science.

"So...so?" The ominous premonition arose in Zhuzhu's heart again.

"So? So. After research, I discovered that there is really a special gene in the Sanlang Daoist who can control him to die invisibly. In other words, the so-called Sanlang disease is caused by this gene!"

Mu Feng had a gentle smile on his face and said something that made Zhuzhu shudder.

"But...but...but, I, Lao Zhu, have never contacted that fellow Taoist of the Three Waves, so I will not be infected with the Three Waves disease, so I can definitely get rid of my bad habit of committing suicide!"

Pigs stand flag again.

"So... stupid pig! You didn't get in touch, but you're a teacher... touched!"

"What...what?" The pig's face was a little dull.

"It means that because I have been studying the structure of the three wave gene during the two hours of my nap. So when I refine my new body for you, I will be a teacher... out of instinct, this kind of... the three wave gene just developed by my teacher!"

After blinking, Mu Feng looked innocent, as if all the sins had nothing to do with him.

Pig: "..." So, is Mad Pig Three Waves really a character set from the beginning?

Sure enough...I have no hope of rescue?

The moment Mu Feng revealed the truth, the dying feeling in Zhuzhu's heart could no longer be suppressed, like a beast breaking through the cage, destroying his reason.

"Master, I have a sentence of MMP for Lao Zhu, I don't know whether to say it or not!" In line with the instinct in my heart, Zhu Zhu's words naturally blurted out.

Monkey: "..." Is it really... the three wave gene?"

Little White Dragon: "..." Pig, indeed... can be more dying!

Big Bearded Man: "..." What kind of magical existence is Fellow Daoist Sanlang?

Mu Feng: "..."

“mmp…is?”

Bang!

The pig instantly transformed into a flying god pig.

"Why not talk about it?"
To be continued...
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