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Chapter 197 Pig: I have gone farther and farther on the road to death

"It was originally born from the same root, so why not worry about each other!"

Looking at the direction where the pigs disappeared and looking at the three big words "Pingding Mountain", Mu Feng's mouth curled up slightly and said with relief.

Wait...please feel relieved, what the hell?

The artistic conception of this poem should not be a kind of sadness, lament, and pain... Well, is it made by mixing many negative emotions?

But why can you hear a kind of comfort and expectation tone when you recite this poem from Mu Feng's mouth?

What if he doesn’t matter, maybe he has been waiting for a long time this day!

"Master, are we waiting here?" As the pig's figure disappeared from sight, the bearded man looked at Mu Feng who was standing at the intersection of the three-way road, then looked at the little white dragon who was still cold behind him, and couldn't help scratching the bright red hair on the back of his forehead.

Well, it is worth mentioning that Mu Feng is not a traditional monk, so after he accepted the disciples, he had no idea of ​​being ordained. Therefore, the bearded man at this time still had long red hair.

Still natural roll!

Hearing the bearded man's words, Mu Feng turned his head and looked at him.

He always felt that the bearded man seemed to be talking a little too much now.

Could it be that I have been only bullying recently...well, I have taught the colorful pig and ignored the bearded man, so that he forgot the enlightenment that a salted fish who can shout "666" should have?

This is not a good phenomenon, maybe...

Thinking of this, a beautiful smile appeared on the corner of Mu Feng's mouth.

"Salted fish...ah, no, Lao Sha, do you want to watch the show?" Mu Feng's face was filled with a sincere smile, which made people feel unbearable to watch it.

"Watch the show?" The bearded man had not put down his hand that had scratched his forehead before, and he raised his other hand and scratched his forehead again.

"Bang!" The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded.

The corners of his eyes twitched twice. Mu Feng resisted and looked at his "baby" who was thrown to the ground by Lao Sha. The curve of the corners of his mouth rose a little more.

"Yes, watch the show, watch a big show of love and killing each other!"

"Second Brother?" The bearded man was not stupid enough. Although he didn't need to use his brain as a salted fish, his occasional inspiration flashed by and could still burst out some sparks of wit.

"Bingguo! I've got the answer right, I'll give you a reward!"

He reached out and snapped his fingers, and a third eye grew uncontrollably on the bearded man's forehead.

"This is called the Heavenly Eye. Well, for the specific effect, please refer to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun in Guanjiangkou."

He touched the extra eye on his forehead, and the bearded man was confused, "Master, what are you doing to turn me into this ghost?"

Mu Feng blinked, "Watch the show!"

As he said that, as if he was afraid that the bearded man would not understand, Mu Feng continued to explain, "Under the eyes of heaven, looking through all the illusions can allow you to see the essence of things and add more fun to the drama you are about to see."

"Oh!" Wumingjue nodded, and the bearded man asked again, "But, the second senior brother has left, what should I think?"

"Simple!" Mu Feng snapped his fingers, and the bearded man disappeared in front of him and Xiao Bailong, "Look, something can be solved in one sentence."

He clearly had his bearded man sent away, but he didn't know who he said the last half of his words.

Seeing Mu Feng fooling the bearded man around, the little white dragon couldn't help but twitch.

"Master...Master, what do you want to do?" Seeing Mu Feng's eyes staring at him tightly, the little white dragon subconsciously took three steps back.

He is not the idiot who is bearded, and it will be so easy for Mu Feng to get trapped.

Well, it's not right. Big Bearded Man himself is not so stupid. When he was a roller blind general in Heaven, although Big Bearded Man was foolish and loyal, his IQ and EQ were definitely not lower than the average.

The reason why it became like this now is that the five hundred years of suffering of the seven swords piercing the heart caused almost irreversible damage to his soul.

The direct consequence is...the cultivation level declines, one in ten combat power is not available, and...the IQ is indebted!

Seeing the little white dragon's defensive expression, Mu Feng felt that his heart was hurt.

"What kind of expression do you have? How do you give your teacher a feeling that it will cheat you?"

Little White Dragon: "..." Isn't it?

"Why are your eyes getting weirder? Is the kind of person who can cheat his disciples?"

It would be fine if I didn’t say it, but the more I said it, the more I felt the expression of the little white dragon became more and more strange.

You are not the kind of person who cheats your disciples? The eldest brother who had just been kidnapped by a girl to give birth to a monkey, the second brother who had just been aroused to the road to return on Pingding Mountain, and the big bearded man who had been fooled and had been fooled. Could it be that I was cheating?

"Forget it! Forget it!" Seeing that Xiao Bailong was still full of defense, Mu Feng gave up the idea of ​​cheating him, with a serious look on his face... grief.

"You are just wanting to ask you if you want to watch the live broadcast of Zhuzhu flirting with girls. Your expression really hurts you!"

"No...no need!"

Listening to Mu Feng's serious nonsense, although he felt his face full of sincerity, Xiao Bailong said that he must be guarded against others.

Especially his master, who is a man who even cheats himself when he is ruthless, must be extremely cautious.

"Oh!" Seeing that the little white dragon was so rigorous in defense, Mu Feng sighed helplessly, turned around and sat on the suitcase that the bearded man threw on the ground.

He blinked at the ground and a small mysterious mirror appeared in front of him.

It is just used to peep at pigs and pigs, but it is not enough to use a mirror to reflect the world. This magical power is even higher than that of the Jade Emperor's Haotian Mirror.

After all, pigs are not monkeys, so they will not find themselves peeping with a mysterious mirror.

As for why the small black light mirror was created, instead of the large projection of an 89-inch LCD screen like before.

Of course it was because... Mu Feng's scrupulousness was at work.

Don’t let yourself cheat and reject your invitation to watch the show together. You little white dragon will just play the game of being caught by yourself!

With a vicious slander in his heart, Mu Feng's gaze turned to the interface of the mysterious light mirror in front of him.

Time turned back to five minutes ago.

At the Guanjiangkou, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun's mansion.

Yang Jian, who was playing chess with his sister, suddenly felt a numbness in his eyebrows.

"Huh? Have you stayed up late to write books for too long and you're tired of your eyes?"

Feeling the numbness and itchiness of his third eye, Yang Jian muttered to himself and reached out to touch his eyebrows.

However, before his hand touched his eyebrows, he saw him sitting opposite him and turned his eyes to his sister after discovering his actions, and a shocked expression appeared on his face.

"Chan'er, what's wrong with you?" Yang Jian asked in confusion.

"Second brother...you...your eyes!" Yang Chan was shocked and pointed at Yang Jian's eyebrows.

"What's wrong with my eyes?" As he said that, Yang Jian reached out to touch his eyebrows.

After a trace, he was stunned.

My own sky eye... lost!

Don’t talk about what Yang Jian’s reaction was because he was “borrowed” away from the Sky Eye for no reason. The picture switched, and in the mysterious light mirror in front of Mu Feng’s eyes, the pig had been walking along the path for a long time.

In the picture, the pig kept walking along the path, muttering constantly.

"The monkey who suffered from plague bullied me, the old pig, and I was honest. When I was so angry, I agreed to go and flirt with a girl and prove it to him!

But, in this wilderness, where can I find a girl to show him!”

As he complained, the pig continued to move forward with his big belly, and before he knew it, he had reached the foot of Pingding Mountain.

"Oh, in this wilderness, how can a girl come back here? If you want to flirt with girls, I still have to go to the city if you want to flirt with them!

But, my honor..."

He muttered to himself, and Zhuzhu looked around. Seeing that there was no one else, he recited the Dharma and transformed himself into a handsome and handsome appearance.

only......

"This pig's head looks familiar, why does it look familiar?" Staring at the mysterious mirror in front of you and looking at the pig's changing appearance, Mu Feng muttered to himself, waved his hand to condense a water mirror in front of him.

After looking at the water mirror and looking at the changing appearance of the pigs in the mysterious mirror, Mu Feng was immediately stunned.

"No wonder I feel that the change gives people a sense of handsomeness and incompatibility. Isn't this me?"

After being dumbfounded, Mu Feng was immediately furious.

"Okay, you colorful pig, you dare to become a teacher with a handsome and handsome face and go out to hook up with a girl. Very good. If you don't let you take off a layer of lard, it's considered that the teacher is cruel to yourself!"

He murmured to himself that Mu Feng's will communicate with the laws of heaven and earth, and made the secrets of heaven within a radius of thousands of miles into chaos.

Then, some minor modifications were made in the order of heaven and earth. When Mu Feng pressed the pig in the mysterious mirror, a chilling smile had already hung on the corner of his mouth!

Huaguoshan, the monkey who witnessed all this with his own eyes through real-time video transmission, was speechless when he watched the pigs commit suicide.

"Oh!" After a long time, the monkey sighed, "Pig, I'm silent for you for three minutes. As a senior brother, I can help you, but this is the only way to go!"

Not to mention the performances of all parties, but Zhu Zhu, after turning his appearance into Mu Feng's image, summoned a water mirror and looked at it for a long time, and finally nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, if you flirt with girls like this, the success rate will be much higher!"

Nodded with satisfaction, Zhuzhu said to himself, "This lady is a master who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. Now she passed by the precious land and saw that the female donor seemed to be contaminated with demonic aura.

I am compassionate and see that the female donor has a fate with me, but I can't bear to be persecuted by monsters.

Why don’t you and I find a secluded place where no one can be found, so that the female donor can eliminate the evil spirit and form a good relationship for the female donor?”

Pig's face showed a disgusting smile that was worthless, imitating Mu Feng's voice and conducting pre-actual exercises.

only......

"Okay!" As soon as he finished speaking, a pleasant voice suddenly came from his ears.

Looking in the sound, I saw a girl from 28 coming gracefully.

The girl's head was full of silver and long hair hanging down around her waist, and it looked like a lotus from the water. She was beautiful and elegant. She smiled gracefully on her face, and a pair of eyes that looked like water, looking at the pig with affection.
Chapter completed!
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