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Twenty-five, cut the abdomen and commit suicide

"Xiaomi, are you here?" Wang Lei asked twice again, "Reply, are you here?" He hasn't responded for a long time. Isn't it true? Is the Internet still cut off? Wang Lei couldn't help but think.

"What hero do you want to play with?" Xiaomi suddenly spoke out.

"So you are here, I was shocked. I just told you..." Wang Lei said halfway through, and Xiaomi interrupted him.

"I'll ask you what hero you're going to play with!" Xiaomi's voice became louder, and Wang Lei was startled again.

“Hey, I’m talking about…”

"I'll ask you what you're going to play with!" Before Wang Lei finished speaking, Xiaomi interrupted him again. Wang Lei suddenly lost his temper. A woman was terrifying than anything else when she was rogue. She was simply a fighter among rogues. The F-22 in the fighter had its own stealth. She only allowed to hit others by herself and not fight back. She was so fierce that she could hit more than a hundred times, which was completely unreasonable.

In fact, Xiaomi is not much better on the other hand. Although she is so domineering that she shows her side, her beautiful little face has long been red. Xiaomi really has no choice but to deal with such a shameless guy, so she has to put on her face.

"I'm going to play a good killer, and I'll kill them directly at that time." Wang Lei said.

"Yes," Xiaomi replied: "You don't play with alchemy, alchemy is pretty good."

"Didn't you say that Alchemy is disgusting and shameless? My aunt has spoken, how dare I play?" Wang Lei said jokingly.

"Who is your aunt?"

"No? Is it grandma?" Wang Lei said.

"Look for you to hit you." Xiaomi gestured at her fist, but unfortunately Wang Lei couldn't see it.

"I'm so scared." Wang Lei said with a laugh, "I'm afraid you will come and hit me along the network cable."

......

Wang Lei had a chat with Xiaomi without a single sentence, but ten minutes passed and there was still no movement on the other side.

"Are you going to be better on the other side? We are precious in time, more than 100,000 yuan a minute." Wang Lei couldn't help but complain.

"I don't know, I will not reply if I send a private chat." Mei Shen said.

"I won't... I'm afraid of being beaten, run away." Xiaomi said inconscientiously.

"No, people need shame, trees need bark, it's too embarrassing to run like this. Besides, they are professional players, reputation is still very important." Wang Lei said. After all, he was once a professional player, and Wang Lei still has a sense of intimacy with professional players.

"That's not necessarily the case. The world is so big, there are all kinds of wonders. There is also you, a weirdo in the anchor industry." Xiaomi fought back without hesitation.

"I don't believe it today. If they run away, I will commit suicide by septum." Wang Lei really doesn't believe it anymore. There are such shameless people in the world, and he doesn't believe that there are people in the world who are thicker than him. He thinks that with his own skin, he can't do such things. Since he can't do it, he doesn't believe that there are people who are thicker than him.

"That's what you said." Xiaomi said, "Don't be unable to do it now. I will help you hit 120, don't worry."

"I didn't run away, why should I cut it?" Wang Lei said, "Besides, you owe me something. Even if I want to cut it, I have to do it first and then cut it."

"You..." Xiaomi's face turned red all of a sudden. What does this bastard want to do? It's dirty, shameless...

......

"Start teasing again"

"Daily teasing"

"The opposite side won't really run away, right?"

"Sitting to wait for Mr. Meng to commit suicide by seducing his stomach"

"What are you going to do if you are a man of Wucao Meng?"

"Don't teach children badly"

“…”

......

Wang Lei was full of confidence at first, but ten minutes passed... Wang Lei was so anxious. These bastards wouldn't really run away! Are you so shameless? I've always supported you. The most basic trust between people is there! I have never seen such a shameless person.

What should I do now? Or pretend to be power off? Hey, Wang Lei thought, this trick is feasible. How could I be so smart? Then suddenly turn off the computer and say that the power is out of the house. I am so smart, Wang Lei is almost impressed by his wit!

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Xiaomi asked suddenly.

"Ah...I'm thinking..." Wang Lei couldn't turn his head, so he casually found a word: "Life..."

After saying that, Wang Lei felt fucked. Isn’t this a jb slut? I can hear that he is absent-minded.

"Haha..." Xiaomi just hehe, but is there any more crazy answer than "Haha"?

"Are you thinking about how to get out, such as pretending to be disconnected from the Internet and power," Xiaomi said with a smile, but this smile made Wang Lei feel a deep chill.

"Ah haha..." Wang Lei laughed dryly, but in fact he was almost crying. Sure enough, women couldn't mess with each other. "How is it possible, a man, a real man, just say...that's something, right, how could I find such a low-level reason?" Wang Lei smiled in his heart. There was a trap for his words. Since he couldn't find low-level reasons, it would be enough to find some high-level reasons at that time. I'm so smart!

"Oh" Xiaomi's voice suddenly felt a little charming, "Then you can find the reason for advanced things?"

"Ah hahaha..." Wang Lei laughed dryly, with a sad face, and had already cried in his heart. He was defeated in this IQ confrontation, "Of course not, am I that kind of person..."

On the other hand, Xiaomi smiled and had a charming blush on her cheeks. She told you to bully me. Now she knows how powerful I am!

......

"Men Meng was teased"

"This story tells us: Don't mess with women"

"But twenty minutes have passed"

"Sitting to wait for Mr. Meng to cut off his stomach"

"The opposite side is so shameless, and he is also a professional team."

"The melon seeds have been bought and waited for Mr. Meng to commit suicide by seducing his stomach."

“…”

......

As a result, the opponent really ran away. This is not an offline game, and people can't do anything to them if they want to leave. Isn't it just disgusting for you two games? As for it, Wang Lei shouted in his heart, but this cannot change the fact that the opponent was hung up. Wang Lei was so frustrated, and more than 10 million viewers were waiting for him to "slice himself in the stomach."

"Everyone is adult, it's not too much to joke. So I just finished laughing, don't care, don't care." Wang Lei tried to make a forced defense.

......

"no"

"Will play opposite"

"You can't deceive the audience's feelings"

"A word is hard to pursue"

“I’ve been waiting for one night”

"If I don't cut, I'll jump from the twelfth floor"

"Jump upstairs, give some pressure on Mr. Meng, I have already called the police for you."

"Mr. Meng, you can make it first and then cut it"

"The opposite side is indeed unexpectedly shameless."

"The most basic trust between people"

"Mr. Meng, don't cry, stand and cut"

“…”

......

Looking at the messy barrage, Xiaomi covered her mouth and smiled happily. He deserved it.

"Okay, stop making trouble. Let the dreamer broadcast it live until twelve o'clock, and just treat it as a punishment and he goes back on his word." Xiaomi cleared the scene. Wang Lei was so moved that he cried. He really wanted to hug Xiaomi's thighs and cry.

......

"Can"

"If you don't play with alchemy, you will commit suicide by septum."

"Alchemy +1"

"If I don't play with alchemy, I'll send a knife."

“…”

......
Chapter completed!
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