One hundred and eighty, the boat of friendship is overturned
The blind monk was worriedly nestled in the grass and prepared to return to the city. It shouldn't be! My dignified monk actually fell into the same virtue as the three gay friends in the grass. He really felt ashamed of his ancestors! At this moment, his good brother, dog head, suddenly stood in front of him resolutely! At the same time, he typed:
Please call me 9527 (Desert God of Death): Hanbing just returned home, I'll help you stop, don't worry, come back
The blind monk typed with gratitude:
Weiai, canon (Blind Monk): Thank you, brother!
The blind monk was moved to tears! The words he wrote with tears in his eyes, my good brother, good friend! Dog head is worthy of being a difficult brother! When I was the most dangerous, the most uneasy, the most insecure, the most insecure, the most insecure, the most open my arms without hesitation, and blocked the danger with his body without hesitation, and stood in front of myself without hesitation!
The blind monk burst into tears and threw a hot and grateful look at the dog's head. The corners of the dog's head raised, and he smiled slightly, indicating that I was there, and everything was safe! Then he stood in front of the blind monk's grass. As we all know, in addition to the first person who hit directly, Han Bing's ultimate move will also cause half of the ultimate move to the people around him, and at the same time it will cause a strong slowdown effect. It can be said that it is hard to move forward. It can be said that one of the most bt moves in League of Legends. If you are too close to the blind monk, you will shoot the dog's head and die of range damage. Therefore, the dog's head consciously distances the blind monk and blocks the damage in front.
Looking at the tall figure in front of him, the blind monk's heart became peaceful and calm. With such a friend, this life is worth it. Even if he is a dog, so what? As long as the friendship in his heart lasts forever, even a dog can be thousands of times better than some evil villains!
With such a noble and self-disciplined teammate, Li Jianzi of Wangjia Village, the most popular jungler in the Summoner Canyon, is there any reason not to lead you to victory? Looking at the tall dog head, the blind monk's hand pressing the w key tightly let go, and his heart couldn't help but relax. This wave is stable! Because, I am not alone, I am not fighting alone! I have teammates!
Whenever I think of this, the blind monk's heart was filled with blood and could not extricate himself for a long time. And... "Bang!" An arrow piercing the cloud passed by the dog's head and nailed it directly to the blind monk's face, and the screen turned gray and white.
You have been killed by the enemy!
Defensive Tower No. 222 (Ice Shooter) killed, Weiai, canon (Blind Monk)!
"Puchi~" Xiaomi laughed out loud. She had seen a blocking move, but had never seen such a weird blocking move. "This dog head is so funny, and the blind monk is probably so angry..."
Wang Lei was also stunned. He just suspected that the Blind Monk was going back to the city and tried his luck. Logically speaking, even so, with the previous lesson, the Blind Monk should have set his sight first and could dodge the ultimate move first. However, the dog head stood there, the Blind Monk thought the dog head could block it, and the dog head also thought he could block it, but in the end he passed by, which was embarrassing. The Blind Monk probably felt that he was about to die unjustly!
"Oh, this dog head is not our staff, right?" Wang Lei said after laughing. He had to say that this wave of killing the blind monk would definitely make great contributions, and it was also the first contribution! He made great contributions!
The audience was also very happy with this dog's head.
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“66666666666”
"Dog head has made meritorious service"
"Our internal intelligence personnel, comrade dog-headed"
"I'm so laughing to death"
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The blind monk was stunned, deeply stunned. Looking at the dog head standing calmly in front of him, with a calm and gentle dog head, as if nothing had happened before, his dog face seemed to read: What happened just now? The blind monk couldn't calm down for a long time. There were 100,000 why he wanted to just stick on the dog head and wanted to ask him, but before he could even type, the dog head typed first.
[Everyone] Please call me 9527 (Desert God): Sorry, I'm standing in a crooked position
The blind monk ran past ten thousand grass and mud horses in his heart, and then ran back. This happened several times, and several times!
Damn, you told me that the stand was wrong! If you don't come to stand, I can hide by myself! I still trust you so much, and even let go of the W key! Do you treat my trust like this? Teammates who were stunned by the IQs of the two on the road said in surprise, "It's okay, take your time." In fact, I've already been suspicious in my heart. These two guys are not mentally retarded, or to put it nicely, don't mess with them, you can't hit them if you hang up the phone at that time......
The blind monk was almost crying, death was nothing. Since ancient times, no one died, and even if he died early or late, it would be nothing. Being sold by a dog's head is nothing. After all, people make mistakes, horses make mistakes, and occasionally making mistakes are normal. But what happened to his teammates' careful and comforting tone! Do you think of me as a mentally retarded? I am only three years old, so I will hang up as soon as I say it! You can scold me directly, so I will feel better.
So, the blind monk, who was extremely unhappy, said in order to show his willingness to take responsibility.
【Everyone】You love, canon (Blind Monk): You scold me
As a result, my teammates became even more panicked. They all started asking people to scold him. It seems that they are really sick... So they typed:
"It's okay, we won't scold you"
"It's not your fault"
"Before playing games in the future, remember to take some medicine or something, which will be good for the body."
“…”
Looking at the teammates' more careful tone, the blind monk burst into tears. Why? Why don't you believe me! I'm not sick!
To prove this, the blind monk made a furious sentence.
[Everyone] Just love, canon (Blind Monk): I am not sick!
“Yes, you’re not sick”
"We all know you're not sick"
"If you play games well, you will be no longer sick."
Why did he feel right? So the blind monk typed:
[Yiai, canon (Blind Monk): I am really not sick!
“We know”
"I didn't say you're sick"
"If you don't mention illness, why do you play games well?"
The grass and mud horses in the blind monk's heart came one after another, trampling his heart to pieces. What do you mean? You are so weak! Do you think I am crazy?
Weiai, canon (Blind Monk): I am really not sick!
“We understand”
"No one who plays games well is sick"
“……”
Why did the more I felt the darker it was? The blind monk looked at the chat box sadly and whistled to the sky: "I'm really not sick!" As if he was influenced by his powerful chakra, the surroundings suddenly became quiet...
"What's wrong with this person..."
"It's so scary! Could it be that I'm sick?"
"If you are sick, stay in the second hospital, but you actually come to the Internet cafe to play games!"
"Who knows, you ran out. Stop talking, go quickly, it's too dangerous..."
The blind monk was already crying and fainted in the toilet...
Although this wave was extremely uncomfortable, and inexplicably caught in the gun, he was mistaken for no reason for being sick! However, the blind monk still endured it because he knew that although the dog head helped the other person and sold himself, it was a kind intention, which was an unintentional mistake. If you blame it, it would be too unkind. Besides, the starting point is good, isn’t it just a life or a head? So what if you let the other person go! I, Blind Li, is so domineering! Besides, let alone the head, the dog head is still kind-hearted, and everyone is still good brothers. So the blind monk said.
Weiai, canon (Blind Monk): The dog's head is fine, just fight it well
But! As a powerful holy monk, how could he achieve it in one go? So the resurrected blind monk kept working hard, seized the time limit and came to the front road. The bear who had squatted out before leaving the door again. The blind monk would never admit that he could only bully the blind monk among everyone.
After squatting for a long time, the blind monk finally found an opportunity, jumped out of the grass, and killed the bear with the dog head again. The bear is also a r dog (not a dog head). It seems that poor development is also a mistake. Is it interesting for you to do this? This time the blind monk was very careful and wanted to change the dog head when he fought against the tower. However, the human calculation was not as good as the heaven. The bear suddenly appeared and threw the blind monk back under the tower, indicating that you had no brainstorm and I would not let you live a good life! Trying to change him! Although the blind monk finally used his eye-opening w to escape, it was embarrassing because he was suffering from the remaining blood again...
The fear that was once dominated by Han Bing's ultimate move surged in my heart again! The blind monk couldn't help but look back and forth, and wouldn't he fly out another ultimate move! The ice ultimate move in the later stage was only 80 or 90 seconds, and now it must have been cured. Where is Han Bing? The blind monk quickly scanned the entire picture and did not see Han Bing's figure, which made him even more worried. This little bitch must have hit a dark corner, and had already set off an arrow and silently aimed at my anus!
So the blind monk and the dog head inserted their eyes on the road, and then began to go back to the city under the tower, with eyes everywhere. This time, there should be no problem. The blind monk's hand was placed tightly on w.
The blind monk looked around carefully, and the reading bar became shorter and shorter! It was closer, closer! It was about to finish! It was about to return to the warm embrace of the spring water!
Everything around is calm, without any movement, but murderous intent is often hidden in silence. The more now you are, the calmer you must be! You cannot lose your chain at critical moments! I will try this if my holy monk’s reputation can be preserved!
Finally! A ray of light flashed, and the blind monk returned to the embrace of the spring water! He was back! He was back safely! There was no ice move, no fear of being dominated by ice!
But he didn't have time to move a magic crystal arrow to his face with an arrow! It's a dog!
At that time, the arrow was only 0.01 cm away from the blind monk's face, but after a quarter of it subtle... The blind monk stood in the spring without any injuries, enjoying the warm embrace of the spring mother, silently returning the blood, because he flashed!
Do you really think I am a monk but a vegetarian? I have been a contestant who has been studying various funny videos and strange ways of dying since I was a child. I have watched this little trick more than 80 times when I was three years old. I am proficient in various types of Zhonghan Ice, ez, and Jinx's ultimate moves, and their strength. I have studied it clearly. Just because you, Xiao Xiaohan Ice, want to insult me!
Okay, I admit that I was being humble before, but this time it was different. This time I have seen through everything, and have already seen the opportunity. I have already planned it clearly before I came back. My fingers have already pressed on the f button! Just say how I die! Don’t say I don’t believe it, even God doesn’t believe that I can die!
It was fast to say it! The blind moment of landing flashed! It broke away from the trajectory of the magic crystal arrow! It appeared outside the shooting range of the giant arrow, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with his face full of the loneliness and arrogance of the master......
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Suddenly, the screen of the Blind Monk was grayed out...
Defensive Tower No. 222 (Ice Shooter) killed, Weiai, canon (Blind Monk)!
The blind monk was not caught in an arrow, but he almost returned to the blood pool at the same time and was shot into an arrow. The damage affected by the range of damage instantly killed the blind monk...
The blind monk silently looked at the gray screen, asking for advice, where to sell atomic bombs, online...
"Puff!" Wang Lei almost sprayed the old bitter tea onto the computer screen. This is OK! "I'll go, I didn't expect that the head could be taken like this. I'm just trying my luck."
"It seems that this dog head is undoubtedly our staff. It must be a spy who has already invaded the enemy. With the help of Comrade Gou Head, I took down a human head again. Thank you for your hard work."
Xiaomi was so funny that he kept giggling. Although the blind monk was already very pitiful and shouldn't have laughed at him,... I just couldn't help it! This blind monk must have gone out to step on the dog today. He bumped into all the unlucky things that he wouldn't encounter in his lifetime, and they bumped into them one after another. Even the dreamer and the audience said, "I'm convinced this blind monk!"
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"Hearts sorry for the blind monk"
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"The blind monk remembers to buy lottery tickets tomorrow"
"The blind monk is already crying and fainting in the toilet"
"This is OK. What kind of evil did the blind monk commit? I feel sorry for you."
"Don't cry, stand up and slut"
"Comrade Doghead made a contribution again"
“……”
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The blind monk looked at his body and finally burst into tears. The dog head is this dog head again! Do I have a grudge against you? The blind monk who could not bear it anymore said:
Weiai, canon (Blind Monk): Dog head opposite you tm!
It was this dog head. The first time I hadn't been this dog head, I wouldn't have died so tragically, and I was misunderstood. The second time I hadn't been this dog head, I wouldn't have died, and I was instantly slapped! It was hard to calm my anger without scolding me!
As a result, the dog head didn't speak for a long time and finally said something.
Call me 9527 (Desert God of Death): The boat of friendship will overturn as soon as it is said
Chapter completed!