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Chapter 0012 You are looking for shit!

The two were stunned and embarrassed.

Unexpectedly, Lu Wei said the plan in his mind, but when they heard the words "bring into the ditch", they somehow wanted to laugh a little inexplicably.

The two of them looked at me, and I looked at you. They were not easy to defend themselves. In desperation, they were ready to swing the baton and beat Lu Wei to faint, and then take him to the Dead Gate.

Li Er and Li San were fearless. After all, this place was a little far away from the mailbox. Even if there was some noise, the other mailbox disciples could not hear it, even if they heard it...

I will also pretend that I didn't hear it.

So Li Er attracted Lu Wei's attention, and Li San took the opportunity to hit Lu Wei with a blow from behind him.

Just then—

Lu Wei suddenly slapped his hands, showing an expression of sudden enlightenment:

"Oh, I guess it must be Manager Li who is shitting in the ditch, right!"

"Puff-Are you crazy?"

Li Er was amused and crying.

Li San stopped the stick and was so angry that he pulled out his sword:

"Are you looking for death?"

Li Er was clever and quickly grabbed Li San.

Li Er naturally had his considerations. If Lu Wei tried his best to shout, the impact would be somewhat bad. They had to take action just now because Lu Wei stopped questioning. Now that Lu Wei has "thought through", it would be better to go with the flow and take him to the Dead Gate. At that time, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. No one will hear Lu Wei's trouble.

Thinking of this, Li Erdui looked hypocritical and kind, and said:

"Let's go, Manager Li is right in front."

"Oh, okay, you guys are looking for shit!"

"Puff-Shut up!"

.

The three of them continued to move forward, passed through a dense forest of thorns, and came to the Dead Grotto.

Under the clear moonlight, looking at the legendary Dead Grotto, Lu Wei took a breath of air conditioning.

"This is a damn..."

It may be a bit subtle to say "ditch", but it is very clear that -

A great rift!

A great rift!

The Great Rift Valley!

Rift!

Valley!

ah!

!

Looking closely, the Great Rift Valley looks more than a hundred feet deep, and when you scream, it can be called a loud and loud sound!

The wind inside was rushing, and once it slipped from the edge of the cliff, let alone a mortal like Lu Wei, even a qi-training monk like Li Panghu who learned sword control skills would be swept away by the wind and smashed to pieces.

Li Panghu was standing steeply by the pine tree on the edge of the cliff, his clothes rustled. Under the cold moonlight, a piece of fat meat remained as if it were as strong as a mountain. His big face was domineering and he felt a little bold.

Lu Wei's heart tightened.

The subconscious mind of another "Lu Wei" still drives him to feel fear, despair, and even hurt all over his body, sinking into the shadow of childhood...

Fortunately, Lu Wei himself will not be shaken by this shadow.

So he moved forward resolutely.

When they reached the edge of the cliff, Li Er and Li San raised their stick and drove Lu Wei to Li Panghu. The three of them surrounded him and slowly forced Lu Wei to a foot of the cliff.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

The hunting wind blew, and Lu Wei shivered, and a stone at the bottom of his feet fell into the abyss. It took a long time to hear a deep and long sound.

Lu Wei glanced at Shengu, and it was better to say that he saw a piece rather than fear—

A cemetery with excellent feng shui!

A trace of compassion flashed across his face, and then his face changed and asked weakly to the three of them:

"Don't you want me to take care of me, do you?"

Li Fat Hu stood with his hands behind his back, his pussy suddenly rose, his mouth twitched coldly, and he responded coldly:

"If the dog carries means death, yes, you'll have to take it."

"For hair?"

Lu Wei spread his hands slightly, looking puzzled, with fear revealing his own fear in his doubts, and naturalness in his fear... It's hard to be an actor!

Li Fat Hu sneered and shook his head:

"The Songzhumen is not a place where you are weak and can stay. You don't have any guidance to your disciples. You are called occupying the pit and not stool. There are more and more obedient people who want to come to the servicing house. I have to give them a chance, so you should... take a dog."

Lu Wei smiled:

"I'm occupying the pit and not shit? It's true that you were really shitting in the ditch just now!"

"puff--"

Li Er and Li San almost sprayed out lunch!

Li Fat Hu was confused, not sure what Lu Wei was talking about.

Seeing that Li Panghu was indifferent, Lu Wei cursed in his heart, "You came to beat me, and if you hit me, you will do it directly... Unfortunately, Li Panghu had no intention of getting Lu Wei to curse people."

Lu Wei had to continue his efforts and lure Li Panghu to take action directly:

"Then I can leave, there is no need to let me take it with me!"

Li Fat Hu and his three faces looked like ice, and they walked towards Song Ming step by step, pushing forward like a tank team, forcing Lu Wei to the more dangerous cliff, and suddenly burst into laughter:

"Then you go."

The implication is clear at a glance.

If Lu Wei takes another step, he will be crushed to pieces.

Lu Wei didn't care about the cliff at all, but he was very upset.

This is not possible. Three idiots are called powerful kings, one by one, and they just told me to jump off the cliff with their mouths. You are so fucking. If it weren't for self-defense, this broken system wouldn't give me any pleasure!

Thinking about it this way, Lu Wei was too lazy to continue acting, and shouted impatiently:

"Stop beating, do it."

.

The three of them were stunned by Lu Wei's sudden turn against each other.

After a while, Li Fat Hu suddenly realized, his fat double chin trembled suddenly, and he couldn't help laughing at Lu Wei's attitude of committing suicide, and then he was ready to watch the end of his life in a down-looking posture:

"When a person is about to die, his words are crazy, do it!"

Li Er and Li San didn't mind sending Lu Wei to the west personally. They just looked at each other and were a little puzzled by Lu Wei's brain-scattering remarks. After Li Panghu's "instruction", he suddenly realized, so they each pulled out big sticks and prepared to knock Lu Wei down the deep valley with one stick:

"Go to die, idiot!"

The two of them just pulled out the big stick from their waists, but they had not had time to wave it-

Lu Wei suddenly took a quick step, and with lightning speed, before the two of them reacted, they held the sides of their heads at the same time, as if they were holding two big watermelons at the same time, and smashed them into the middle.

"Bang!"

After slamming, let go of your hands.

Li Er and Li San's eyes stagnated. Before the two of them could react, their heads burst out, and blood quickly flooded their facial features as if they had a period of menstruation...

As Lu Wei let go after hitting, the two men's heads began to fall freely, and their vision decreased. After half a second, two thuds of thuds, two limp bodies hung on the ground, their heads lost their spherical shape, their facial features lost their human form, and their souls lost their consciousness...

Even if the two of them were not dead, they were still on the way to death.

Lu Wei quickly stopped and his movements were casual. Even when facing mortals, he had no pleasure in pretending to behave, he habitually pretended to be angry and said:

"Didn't I say that you are looking for your own shit."

[Ding - Congratulations on defeating two mortals. The consumption and the excitement points obtained are ignored. Two more space rings, including several spiritual herbs and pills in the space ring, can be redeemed for a total of 14 excitement points. After the host's acquiesce, it has been successfully redeemed, totaling 50/1000 (mortals)]

Lu Wei was stunned and extremely surprised.

I thought these two guys were not useless. There were so many spiritual objects hidden in the space rings of two mortals. It can be seen that the escort manager of the escort is probably a rare fat man in Songzhumen. This made Lu Wei’s “satisfaction value” for Li Panghu, and he couldn’t help but feel infinite expectations and fascination…

So he raised his eyes and called Li Fat Hu, urging impatiently:

"You should also be quicker, I'm rushing to sleep. I haven't closed my eyes since I traveled through time."

[Ding-Congratulations to the host for showing off successfully and obtaining 1 cool point value, totaling 51/1000 (mortals)]

"you--"

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Chapter completed!
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