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Chapter 0001 Sage Time

The consciousness was as hazy as fog, and the chest was itchy, as if a warm and soft plain hand was wandering smoothly in the clothes, and a soft female voice came from her ears:

"Come on, happy, I have a lot of time anyway..."

Lu Wei took a deep breath and suddenly opened his eyes.

The previous second he was still reading the online article intoxicatedly, and the next second, there was a young woman riding on him, just like Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting on the snow-white lotus.

When you look closely, this woman's facial features are delicate and beautiful, and there is a snow-white gully on her chest. At first glance, she looks like a Fengchen woman, but strangely, her temperament is not as coquettish as Fengchen woman, and she actually shows an unpredictable fairy smell.

Lu Wei couldn't help but get confused:

"This is a fairy!"

The blessing of sexual happiness comes too quickly like a tornado. Lu Wei never expected that he would wait for such a lucky love for twenty years. Even if it might be just an illusion generated by immersion in the book, it would be enough to soothe his hungry soul.

"There is a beauty in the book, and the ancients really didn't deceive me!"

Suddenly, he found something was wrong:

"Where am I?"

Looking around, it is a completely strange world, with a treacherous jungle and novel plants, like every branch and leaf, with a hint of ethereal fairy spirit.

At the same time, a strange but familiar memory suddenly surged into my mind, as if it was born and experienced by myself.

“Traveling?!”

"Haha, I knew it was time travel. Heaven had eyes. After reading so many online articles, it was my turn to travel through time!"

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After all, there are so many readings, how can I experience it yourself?

Lu Wei immediately searched for memories and quickly figured out the whole story.

This is actually a world of cultivation!

The original owner of his body was a mountain boy with the same name and appearance as himself. He had a domineering name, handsome facial features, and looked talented, with a high sky and a light cloud.

Unfortunately, the fact is that this "Lu Wei" has a very poor roots and has almost no hope of training. Fortunately, his ancestors have accumulated virtue and have a marriage contract with a well-known female cultivator!

"engagement?"

In order to make this marriage match, his parents spent all their life savings and found him a job as a choreographer in the local immortal sect "Songzhumen". It can be considered as entering the world of cultivation and it doesn't look too shabby...

"Haha, I'm familiar with this plot. It's all a routine!"

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Today is Lu Wei’s entry-level day.

The romantic woman riding on Lu Wei, named [Yaoyao], was the [guiding disciple] who greeted him to the mountain gate early in the morning. She had a level of cultivation and practice, and she was also a veritable fairy.

The weather was clear and cloudless. Yaoyao carried Lu Wei to Songzhu Gate, riding the wind and driving the sword along the way, like a flying fairy, so happy. At this moment, a gust of wind suddenly came, and the sword body shook suddenly. Lu Wei and Yaoyao both fell into the jungle, and then...

It's the scene in front of you.

A magical scene happened. Lu Wei found that after falling into the sword, he was not only not injured, but was pushed down by Yaoyao and rode under him. This plot direction caught him off guard...

"What kind of god is this? What's the promised routine!"

In Lu Wei's memory, there were many female monks who had seen them, but this was the first time he had seen such a unrestrained fairy. His soft waist twisted back and forth, his white forearms wrapped around left and right, and his dew-red lips that were intertwined with water and fire...

Although he is coquettish, Lu Wei is a virgin after all. He has never seen such a scene. He was stunned, blushed and his ears blushed, and he just stammered:

"Senior sister, you..."

Yaoyao was very skilled, and she took off her coat quickly, revealing her snow-white skin, and there was no shy look on her face. She simply said angrily:

"Why, you don't want to?"

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There is no free lunch in the world.

After some rain, Yaoyao got up and put on her clothes.

She changed her coquettishness and charm just now, and suddenly stared at Lu Wei in her sleeping coldly, as if she was staring at a fool, and a cold light like a snake or scorpion appeared in her beautiful eyes.

A dangerous breath spreads in the jungle.

"Since ancient times, no man and I have survived after the rain. After I find the engagement, I will definitely suck your Lingyang dry!"

Then a red spirit snake was released from the cuff.

"Let me see where you put your engagement?"

As soon as the spirit snake came out, it quickly climbed up on Lu Wei's body, wandered inside and outside the clothes, spitting out a red snake letter and making a hissing sound.

Unfortunately, there is no, even if Gundam is released, there is still no.

"Didn't this trash put the engagement on?"

Yaoyao frowned slightly, then took back the spirit snake, without any discouragement on her face:

"It seems that I'm hiding somewhere else. Haha, you can't hide it from me. Do you think I'll send you to bed for free? Even if it's a wall of iron, I'll pry your mouth open today!"

Thinking of this, Yaoyao's fingers were used together and immediately made a gesture:

"The Sage Time Mantra!"

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Perhaps because of the breaking point, Lu Wei quickly entered the time of the sage and thought about the common people of the universe like a saint. However, as a senior online reader, he quickly realized a key issue:

"Where is the gold finger of labor and capital?"

At this moment, a string of cold electronic music sounded in my mind!

[Ding - The fluctuation of the cool point was detected, the system and the host [Lu Wei] were successfully bound. Welcome to use the [strongest cool point system]. This system will bring you a happy universe!]

[Ding-Congratulations to the host and the first level of Qi training monk [Yaoyao] for completing the great harmony of life and obtaining 1 refreshing point value, totaling 1/1000 (mortals)]

"system?"

Lu Wei suddenly became excited:

"Haha, here it's here, my system is here!"

But what the hell is this "strongest cool system"?

Is it tailor-made for me as an online reader?

Does it mean that as long as you feel good, you will give me some fun?

In addition, what's the use of a cool value?

[Ding - System prompts that the refreshing point value can do everything.]

"Puff-you really dare to blow!"

Lu Wei was exaggerated and suddenly felt a buzz in his mind:

[Ding--Detected that the host is being attacked by the soul-type spell [Sage Time Mantra], you only need to consume 1 refreshing point value to completely eliminate its effect.]

"ha?"

Can you defend against spells by consuming refreshing points?

Is this the legendary thing about using pleasure to fight poison?

in addition--

What the hell is the sage time mantra?

Is it the same routine to speak the truth after drinking?

Isn't this girl really falling in love with me?

Lu Wei looked confused with capital letters!

But if you think about it carefully, fairies are also women. As long as they are women, they love to play this kind of game of "Do you love me?" in front of the man they like...

In order to firmly say the word "loved" when answering such questions later, so as not to expose the nature of men being animals in the lower body, he used the system without hesitation.

The system is fully consciously controlled, convenient and fast.

[Ding-Congratulations to the host for successfully eliminating the influence of [Sage Time Mantra], consuming a total of 1 refreshing point value, with 0/1000 remaining (mortals)]

The buzzing sound in his mind stopped, and Lu Wei felt refreshed.

But in order to make Yaoyao "speak the truth after the cannon" continue -

Lu Wei instantly turned into the King of the Cinema, standing upright, eyes were dull, and a dull look that he had lost himself, fully showing his confused expression as he was attacked by magic!

But I was thinking:

"Just ask, ask the truth, I will lose!"

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Chapter completed!
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