Chapter 1: If you can play in the NBA

"Bang!" The yellow big hand blocked the basketball flying towards the basket in a volleyball posture, and slapped the basketball into the stands with a slap.

"Twenty blocks, it's so fucking good!" Zhang Kong slapped the keyboard fiercely and screamed excitedly. He took a sip of black tea. After serving the ball, he put the black tea on the box and continued to manipulate his players to run towards the opponent's half.

Zhang Kong is an incompetent otaku. He has a job that he hates but has to do. His life is not rich, but he can make a living and has no pressure on life. His biggest hobby in life is basketball. Unfortunately, he is not born tall enough, so he is destined to achieve no achievements in the sport of basketball. His innate home attributes make him a person who is not necessary and too lazy to go out.

I am too lazy to go out and move, so I am naturally lazy to go to the basketball court. In addition, his skills are really poor, and he is just looking for abusive style when he goes, so he is even more lazy. His enthusiasm and energy for basketball can only be put on NBA live broadcasts and basketball games.

Zhang Kong is playing a game called NBA2k12 at this time. The career mode of NBA2k12 is Zhang Kong's favorite. In this mode, players can create a brand new player, join the NBA as a rookie, and start their own NBA battle journey.

This mode has a special attraction to Zhang Kong. It feels like fulfilling a dream that he cannot accomplish in reality in a virtual world. Every time he wins and breaks a record, Zhang Kong will feel a sense of accomplishment naturally.

However, unlike ordinary basketball enthusiasts, he is not very interested in scoring forty, fifty, sixty, and one hundred. He doesn't even like powerful dunks, don't like the cold arrows that penetrate the heart, and doesn't like the ankle of the opponent's butterfly step...

This is directly reflected in the game characters he created.

On-field position: Center

Type: Defensive

Height: 218CM

Team: Cleveland Cavaliers

The player's name is naturally still Zhang Kong. Nationality: China.

The attributes have reached all the highest limits of defensive centers. All skills have been bought, and they are already in perfect condition.

As for the finals opponent on the court, the Los Angeles Lakers, and the Big Three Miami Heat were swept out by the Cleveland Cavaliers led by Zhang Kong early in the morning.

He likes defense, blocking, rebounding, stealing, and making offensive fouls. In short, he likes everything that makes offensive players feel broken. He just likes to see the embarrassment and pain when the offensive players make blackouts again and again, be blocked again and again, and be stolen again and again.

On the contrary, Zhang Kong did not have much pursuit of offense. Many times when the team attacked, he just ran out to make a pick-and-roll for the ball holder, and ignored other things.

On the contrary, when defending, Zhang Kong would immediately use himself as a team. However, after just playing halftime, Zhang Kong had already gained 28 rebounds, 20 blocks, and 8 steals, with a score of 2:51 on the court. It was completely one-sided. Just because his character had completely dominated the defensive end and rebounds on the court, poor Kobe shot again and again after his oppressive interference, and missed irons and quilts again and again. As for his sister-in-law, Zhang Kong had already been bullied by Zhang Kong so that he couldn't raise his head.

The victory of this game has been put into the safe. Even if Zhang Kong starts paddling in the next game, the result will not change at all. However, Zhang Kong has a bigger goal, and he wants to suppress the Lakers' scoring within ten. That's right, single-digit scoring is the ultimate defense he pursues.

Under Zhang Kong's manipulation, the game soon came to the end of the fourth quarter. Although Zhang Kong's defense area was very wide, it was impossible to defend beyond the three-point line, so it was impossible to completely block it. Kobe didn't know how many irons he played and how many times he was blocked. Finally, he scored six points with free throws and three-pointers. At this moment, the Lakers' scoring had reached 8 points, and it was only one goal away from the 10-point standard set by Zhang Kong.

At this moment, the time on the field has reached the last moment. With only thirteen seconds left, Zhang Kong became a little nervous. Whether this last goal can be defended is related to the goal he set at the beginning. If it is a real game, it is estimated that the players on the field of the Lakers should be almost the same as Youhun at this moment and will not raise any strength at all. But this is a game after all, not a real game.

The characteristic is that even if the opponent's team has lost 20,000 points, they can still play the game without changing their faces. This psychological quality is probably not as good as the basketball superstars in the world.

At this moment, Kobe was still holding the ball. Based on Kobe's lone wolf attributes, Zhang Kong judged that Kobe was coming by himself. Sure enough, in the last six seconds, Kobe, who held the ball, suddenly moved. He first changed hands under his crotch, and then suddenly broke to the left. The center of gravity of the player defending Kobe was immediately attracted by this realistic fake move. Then he saw Kobe turn around in one and a half and break through directly from the right.

"You dare to rush in and seek death!" Zhang Kong smiled grimly and rushed forward directly towards Kobe. His right finger was already on the blocking key, ready to jump and block at any time.

At this moment...

Slap...

The series of crisp sounds, even in front of the computer, Zhang Kong still felt a chill under his crotch, and the orange basketball actually penetrated through his crotch.

Been penetrated with a crotch...I fuck!

Before the furious Zhang Kong could react, he immediately heard a voice that made him even more disgusted!

Behind him, his wife, who didn't make a basketball shot in the whole game, was constantly waving her arms to celebrate this hard-earned two points!

Single digits…breakthrough!

"Fuck!" Angry, annoyed, unwilling to accept that Zhang Kong slapped the keyboard hard. The old keyboard could not bear Zhang Kong's abuse, and it even cracked and broke.

"I really encountered a declining god today!" Looking at the keyboard that was on strike and protesting, Zhang Kong smiled helplessly, reached out to touch the chassis, and wanted to remove the scrapped keyboard.

He didn't notice at all, because it was summer, the cold black tea he placed on the chassis had wet a large area of ​​the chassis roof. He also forgot that his old host with a pretty good configuration has a three-year lifespan. He has always had a problem of leakage in old age.

So...

“This is ~~~~~~”

"I'm fucking, it's so despicable~~~~" Before rolling his eyes and fainting, this was the last thought that came to Zhang Kong's mind.

"I would have liked to play in the NBA."

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Chapter completed!