Chapter Thirteen
"Monkey, where are you, monkey? Come out." Lei Hao's huge voice appeared in Huaguo Mountain.
A "swoosh" sounded in the woods, and soon a golden monkey with a fur face and a thunderbolt mouth appeared on the branch on Lei Hao's head.
"Niuto, I haven't come one day, what are you busy with?" Sun Wukong jumped off the branch and snatched several jars of wine and meat from Lei Hao.
"Don't mention it, I led the demon army to attack the scorpion hole in the past few months! Those disgusting reptiles can't hurt me, but it almost hurts me," Lei Hao said while sitting on the stone at the soles of his feet.
"Oh? Didn't you always brag about how powerful you are? Why are you cowardly?" Sun Wukong asked curiously, and everything outside him, who rarely stepped out of Huaguo Mountain, was very attractive to him.
Lei Hao didn't want to tell Sun Wukong about this. This guy was born not a silly man. He clamored to go out with Lei Hao to go to Dongsheng Shenzhou with Lei Hao. How could Lei Hao dare to agree? Although the Six Dings and Six Jia disappeared shortly after Sun Wukong was born, and Lei Hao didn't feel the pressure anymore for so many years. But he knew that Sun Wukong was an important part of the prosperity of Western Buddhism. If Lei Hao led Sun Wukong to the demon world, what should he do if Sun Wukong didn't want to go out to learn skills? Maybe he was directly crushed to death by the Buddhist master with one finger. So Lei Hao has always advised the monkeys and monkeys with Huaguoshan to take the safety of monkeys. However, at present, this method is almost useless.
But Lei Hao thought about it and said that the brothers should have talked about everything. In addition, Sun Wukong is a monkey spirit, and he would find a way to let him say it if he didn't say it. "The scorpion demons in the Scorpion Cave are not very good at cultivation, but each of them practices an extremely painful talented magical power. The talented magical power called "The scorpion stake" is actually constantly practicing scorpion barbs. This magical power is quite powerful. It's easy to say that it hurts to the body and is so painful that it's so painful. My old cow was also stabbed a few times, and I almost threw my mace away. Fortunately, the disgusting scorpion has low cultivation. Otherwise, it would be hard to say who will win or lose when attacking the scorpion cave this time." Lei Hao said with a painful face, obviously recalling the memory of being stabbed by the ' stake' that was definitely not very pleasant.
"It's so powerful, you can't even with such a hard body?" Sun Wukong, who had already adapted to Lei Hao's rumor, said as his claws itchy, grabbed a stone and hit Lei Hao's head. The poor stone was shattered on Sun Wukong's huge power and Lei Hao's hard head. Lei Hao didn't care, and patted the gray on his head and continued: "It's amazing, then the horse stake can penetrate into my body." You must know that Lei Hao's body had long been polished to the limit of the inner alchemy realm. If it weren't for the drag of Lei Hao's magic power, he would have entered the physical strength of the Demon King realm.
"Then you have to pay attention to encountering a scorpion demon in the future, and you can't be stabbed." Sun Wukong said this, but his eyes slowly ignited a stale fighting spirit. When he heard Sun Wukong say this, Lei Hao was stunned for a moment. It seemed that this guy would really meet a scorpion demon with a high cultivation level in the future. He seemed to be stabbed to death. With Lei Hao's reminder this guy this time, he would not be stupid enough to be stabbed again.
"Does this be considered changing history?" Lei Hao thought in a daze and reached out to touch the horn on his head. This was a habit that Lei Hao had accidentally developed. If you have anything worth thinking about, you would touch the horn and think about it for a while. After thinking about it for a while, Lei Hao gave up, what if he was worried about it? Anyway, this is not the first time in recent years, and he has not been struck by lightning. He has no worries about debt, so he just stopped thinking about it. He grabbed a jar of wine and opened the mud seal and poured it into his mouth.
When Sun Wukong saw Lei Hao start drinking, he had been traumatized by him, he also skillfully grabbed the jar of wine and slapped it open and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Fun, Niu Tou, you haven't come for several months, and the labor and capital have drunk all the wine." Sun Wukong, who had taken a big sip of the strong wine, became more and more heroic, and directly called labor and capital with Lei Hao.
"Go to you, you're so embarrassed to say that only the soul of the Demon King of the World can be achieved. Most of my weight every year has been put into your stomach, and it's not enough, your sister..." When Lei Hao heard Sun Wukong's shameless words, he immediately angrily and cursed.
Sun Wukong only cared about the wine in his stomach and ignored Lei Hao's curse. After drinking countless sips of wine, he muttered, "Management and capital jumped out of the stone, and there was no sister..." After that, he grabbed the cooked food brought by Lei Hao and ate it.
Lei Hao was also speechless when Sun Wukong was immune to the family greeting him. Lei Hao was puzzled by the snatching him from Sun Wukong's claws and opened his mouth to chew. From a distance, a bull demon who should have eaten all kinds of fruits and a bull demon who should have only been various forages had a heroic feeling of drinking and eating meat.
‘Bang’ Wukong and Lei Hao two demons grabbed the wine jar and fucked them a lot, and Sun Wukong spoke with a sigh and melancholy: “Niutao, we have been aware of it for almost a hundred years.” The expression on Sun Wukong’s face felt familiar no matter how he looked at it. Nonsense, isn’t this the expression that often appears on Lei Hao’s face?
"Well, it's been ninety-seven years, it's been ninety-seven years." Lei Hao looked even more sighing and melancholy that Sun Wukong couldn't understand. Of course, Sun Wukong didn't know how Lei Hao came through these years. The deep loneliness that everyone in the world was drunk and my deeper longing for my parents and the deeper longing for them over time all deeply tortured Lei Hao. Especially in the first thirty years, Lei Hao always dreamed of his parents' death and no one guarded the mourning hall. Many times he woke up with tears.
"It's really ninety-seven years? Why do I feel more and more?" Sun Wukong looked at Lei Hao, who was getting more and more sad and melancholy, and every time Sun Wukong saw Lei Hao's appearance, he felt very entangled. He didn't say anything about this girl, and often made this expression to him.
"It's really ninety-seven years, I remember the days." Lei Hao said after thinking about it.
"It's been ninety-seven years. I've been in Huaguo Mountain for 97 years. I'm so annoyed. The outside world is so big, why don't you allow me to go out? Don't tell me what to do for the safety of monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain. Your reason has deceived me for decades. In the past few monsters, except for you, I'm not stupid. Are you always protecting this Huaguo Mountain?" Sun Wukong, who has been influenced by Lei Hao, is obviously smarter than Sun Wukong in the book in his previous life.
Listening to Sun Wukong's speech, Lei Hao still poured a sip of wine into his mouth. When the wine flowed down his throat and felt the burning of fire, he slowly said: "The monsters outside have caves, and each cave has a big monster as a king. Your strength is definitely not the demon king. Can you be a subordinate of other demon kings? "Before you came, Lei Hao knew that this guy must be pulling him out again. He was prepared and hit Sun Wukong's fatal hole. After 97 years of getting along, Lei Hao knew this guy better than anyone else. He was easy to talk to, but he was definitely not a guy who was willing to stay under others and was controlled by others, so Lei Hao even spit out the word "subject" very clearly.
Although Sun Wukong has always dreamed of walking out of Huaguo Mountain and Lei Hao to travel to Dongsheng Shenzhou together, he has never thought about this problem. He heard Lei Hao ask him and frown and think about it for a while before saying, "What are you going to do if you are going to do that bullhead? Is there any good way? I can't let me stay in this Huaguo Mountain for the rest of my life."
Lei Hao had already thought of an excuse: "My old cow can't stay in the water-dirty cave for a long time. Now I have two thousand elite demons under my command. As long as my cultivation is enough, I will give it to the gate. I don't care about anyone except the world-stricken demon king. When this comes, you will come and be the king with me." When Lei Hao's cultivation is enough, Sun Wukong should have been long overdue by the "Grape Ancestor". No, bah, it's Bodhi Patriarch who was taken as his disciple to learn the seventy-two changes.
"Then when will your cultivation be enough?" Sun Wukong asked anxiously.
"I am now in the late stage of the inner alchemy realm, and it is only one or two hundred years enough." Lei Hao said with an indifferent look on his face.
As soon as Lei Hao said that one or two hundred years, Sun Wukong immediately went crazy, "What? One or two hundred years? He had already asked you to give me some "God and Demon Decision" and you would have given me a long time ago. Now my cultivation level must be higher than you."
"It's said that you are born and raised by nature. My first-class "Divine Demon" is definitely useless to you, and you have wasted your talent." Lei Hao said helplessly. He didn't want to give it to Sun Wukong, he didn't dare to give it to Sun Wukong. He gave Sun Wukong the master of Bodhi, Sun Wukong, to make the master destined by Sun Wukong? He was so impatient with his life. Besides, Sun Wukong was only destined to devote himself to the Bodhi ancestors, and Lei Hao was not worried that he would not be strong in the future.
Sun Wukong was helpless after hearing this. Do you really have to wait for a hundred or two years? Sun Wukong, who felt depressed when he thought about it, fucked half of the jar of wine in his hand in one breath.
When the wine brought by Lei Hao was almost finished and the meat was almost finished eating, Sun Wukong slapped his fluffy forehead, "Look at my memory, when I came, I remembered it when I saw the wine and meat in your hand. I found a cave after a waterfall, which contained many stone rooms and belongings. Because of this, I was elected as the king by the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. Well, the large-sized Monkey King." Sun Wukong made a majestic position and waited for Lei Hao's ridicule.
Sun Wukong, who had not heard Lei Hao's low voice after waiting for a long time, felt strange. He turned to find that Lei Hao had entered Tianrandai again. The mighty horns on his head turned into dazed again. As soon as Sun Wukong leaned into Lei Hao's mouth, he was muttering something, "Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King? Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King?"
"Niutao, what are you thinking? Tell me this Monkey King." Sun Wukong looked at Lei Hao's natural stupid look and didn't care. He had seen too much of this look in the past ninety-seven years. He picked up the wine jar in his hand and slapped it straight on Lei Hao's head, and finally awakened Lei Hao in his natural stupidity.
"Monkey, monkey, take me to the cave to take a look." Lei Hao, who came back to his senses, said with his eyes lit up.
"Okay, let's go." Sun Wukong said without thinking. He had no relatives, but Lei Hao was his relative. Lei Hao taught him everything when he was born. Lei Hao brought him wine and meat to open his eyes. Not only was he a monkey in the mountains, but Sun Wukong, as a spiritual stone monkey, could also feel that Lei Hao treated him sincerely like a brother, so he would not refuse Lei Hao's request at all.
The two demons were quick to walk, and in a blink of an eye, they arrived on the wooden bridge in the waterfall and walked into the cave. Lei Hao was shocked by everything in front of him. What a water curtain cave, which is proved by poetry: the green moss piled up blue, the white clouds floated jade, the light shook the mist and clouds. The empty window and quiet room, the sliding benches grew flowers. The dragon balls of the milk cave were hanging on the cliff, and the fire traces were lingering on the ground. The pot and stove were surrounded by fire, and the food was seen by the bottles and tables. The stone bed was so cute, and the stone pots and stone bowls were even more praising. I saw the one and two poles of bamboo, and the plum blossoms were three or five points. The green pine trees often carried rain, which looked like my own home.
From the shocked Lei Hao saw a stone tablet in the Water Curtain Cave, which was engraved with: Huaguo Mountain, the Blessed Land, the Water Curtain Cave. He turned his head and asked Sun Wukong: "Monkey, does this cave have a name?" Sun Wukong replied: "Monkey King Cave." Lei Hao, who had known that the monkey must be illiterate, was vomiting: "Follower, I have to look at it. This cave is behind the waterfall, so why not call it the Water Curtain Cave."
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up. Obviously, the name of Water Curtain Cave is better than that in the Monkey King Cave. "Okay, this cave will be called Water Curtain Cave in the future. Well, you will be the second king of this Water Curtain Cave in the future." Sun Wukong said with a look of course.
Lei Hao didn't care about the two kings of the Water Curtain Cave. When he heard Sun Wukong confirm that the cave was called the Water Curtain Cave, Lei Hao felt an unreality: "This cave is actually called the Monkey King Cave, it was actually the Water Curtain Cave I raised..."
Chapter completed!