Sakata Gintoki was confused, and he pointed at himself: "Where are I? Do you sleep in the same room with you?"

Su Nan smiled happily: "You sleep in the living room, the sofa is big, and I don't have the habit of sleeping in the same bed with a man."

Sakata Gintoki covered his chest, why is it always the one who is injured?

...

...

Su Nan was lying on the bed, flipping through his cell phone, feeling a little tired inexplicably.

Since he came to this world, he has been busy all the time, which has really made him feel tired.

The system that cheats the father, the Uchiha Group that cheats the father, the "Singing China" competition, the four-in-one animation that cheats the father ["Dragon Ball", "Slam Dunk" and "Naruto" are in-depth filming of TV series].

Only... Sister Pao can dance classical dance to make his eyes shine.

"Dingling Dingling You have new text messages."

Su Nan was stunned and turned on his phone to read the information.

Cover your face.

Cover your face again.

Mom, sure enough, this 2D world also has this boring message.

I saw the text message read: Li Aimei, 29 years old, 165cm tall, fair and beautiful, charming, married to a wealthy businessman from Baodao. Her husband was unable to have children due to an accident. Seeing that his wealthy assets were not inherited, he avoided disputes and used the strategy of visiting relatives to find health and considerate. A man with a strong man was pregnant together... After the matter was completed, he paid 800,000 Chinese coins.

Please fulfill a woman's dream of becoming a mother.

Su Nan couldn't help but tremble.

A lot of money to ask for a child?

He said, he probably hasn't exposed his phone number outside an unreliable place, right?

Why do you still have such scam text messages?

After the matter is completed, pay 800,000 Chinese coins to fulfill your dream of becoming a mother?

Stop teasing!

Su Nan was about to delete the information, but after thinking about it, he couldn't help but smile. Forget it, just pretend to relieve the pressure.

So he replied with a word: Mom.

Su Nan couldn't help but hammer and hilariously.

He had already had a premonition that the person on the other end of the phone was furious and angry!

A moment later, a word was replied there.

roll.

Hahaha.Sunan couldn't help but hilariously hammered the wall again.

He called and wanted to tease the other person again, but found that the other person was turned off. This made him feel a little regretful. The liar who finally got it ran away like that.

Su Nan shook his head and continued to think about what had happened before.

My old sister is in another room now. She lost her phone and she still has to go to class. There are still a lot of things that she can’t accompany her for the time being. Why not let Qi Yanbin and others accompany her? By the way, buy her something.

I beat her up today, and she probably knew she was wrong.

"Dingling"

Just as he was thinking, the phone rang again.

Su Nan looked at the caller ID and found that it was a number he didn't recognize.

He couldn't help but wonder, who called himself in the middle of the night?

After connecting, a man's voice came from the opposite side soon: "Hello, I'm from China Merchants Bank."

Su Nan frowned. He remembered that China Merchants Bank was not the number at all.

So he nodded.

The opposite side continued to speak: "We just checked and found that your bank card was spent 1.8 million US dollars in Thailand yesterday. Did you consume it myself?"

puff.

Su Nan couldn't help but almost laughed out loud.

OK, another liar.

What day is today? Scammers one by one.

But it's good, let's talk to yourself if you call me.

Su Nan's head turned around and replied with a smile: "Yes, I bought an elephant, is there any problem?"

The opposite side was silent for five seconds: "Brother, you really can brag, and you interrupted my thoughts..."

Su Nan hilariously: "Silly kid, it's the first time I'm cheating. Have a little heart. The so-called liar, you must have a strong heart. Even what the other party says can interrupt your thinking. Why are you cheating on me..."

“Doududududu…”

Su Nan looked at his phone and the other party hung up.

cut.

Su Nan curled his lips and threw his phone aside.

This psychological quality needs to be practiced well.

"Dingling"

The phone rang for the third time.

Su Nan also felt a little bored.

You said why are you liars so boring?

I don’t choose early or late. It’s 12 o’clock in the middle of the night, and the phone calls are coming in a row.

Without thinking, Su Nan answered the phone and spoke loudly, speaking very quickly, and did not give the other person a chance to speak: "Hello, liar, goodbye, liar, if you don't have a strong heart, don't call me, I'm afraid you will get angry with your heart disease!"

The opposite side was silent for a moment.

"Oh, then you just treat it as a liar. "Singing Huaxia" notifies you that you will participate in the rematch in the fifteenth day."

Su Nan curled his lips.

Then cheat.

Your "Singing China" is so boring. Notify the contestants to participate in the rematch at midnight?

Can it be more weird?

"Edited, then edit it. I will turn on the receiver mode and listen to you."

The other party was silent for a few seconds: "You can do whatever you want. If you don't come to participate in the competition, you will be treated as abstained. If you have any questions, log in to the official website of "Singing Huaxia" and enter your identity information to query."

Then, the phone hung up.

Su Nan couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.

He looked at his phone, then at the ceiling.

The other party... didn't seem to be cheating.

It seems...really.

However, should your "Singing China" program team be so boring?

Notify the contestants to participate in the rematch at midnight?
Chapter completed!