"After the environment detection is completed, the system generates random tasks. The generation type is a reasonable method. The generated task is: Super Matchmaker Task... Please match a couple on the scene. After success, you can upgrade the piano art sub-career to nine

Super Dzogchen..."

Super matchmaker mission?

Zhou Yi looked at hundreds of people across the lake singing love songs at night. They sang so loudly that the grandparents and grandparents blushed. They sang Chang'e in the Moon with tears streaming down her face. She sang so beautifully that the boats and boats on the lake were all filled with her. Her eyes were dancing and singing.

The cold water in the pond had turned into a spring color, and the men and women suddenly realized.

No wonder the system has to conduct on-site analysis of the environment before synthesizing tasks. It turns out that it also pays attention to adapting to the situation. Fortunately, I was boating on the lake on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival. If I were in a battlefield filled with smoke, the system would not allow it.

Go kill the generals and seize the flag by yourself, and learn from the handsome guy Zhao in Changshan?

Zhou Yi shuddered. Fortunately, he was calm enough and chose a reasonable way to trigger the task based on the idea that lazy people always seek no merit but no fault. If he had not been calm enough for a moment and chose the difficult way, what would he have done?

You can't allow yourself to bring all the men, women, old men and women in the scene together into couples?

When I think about putting on a red face, holding a round paper fan, putting a big red flower in my hair, twisting my waist and walking around, when I meet a girl or a boy with a bad temper, I might have to kick him.

Kick...Zhouyi was very happy. We must be low-key, moderate, and abide by the rules and know how to advance and retreat. The ancients sincerely did not deceive me...

But the problem is, this matchmaker is not easy to do, so which couple should I match?

At this moment, a strong and vigorous voice, full of the flavor of Northwest Xintianyou, but sounded unreliable, suddenly sounded from beside me, frightening the unprepared Zhou Yi. I

Mom, who is this?

Looking back, Er Leizi was staring, chest puffed out, one foot on the bow of the boat, holding his trousers with both hands. He opened his mouth and shouted a nonsense song he had made up and an out-of-tune song about courtship.

"Sister, you sit on the kang... Brother Lei, I am worried. How many times have I walked under your window... You can't hit me on the kang...

Oh oh oh oh......"

Just this sentence almost made Zhou Yi burst out laughing. It must be said that art comes from the folk. Don't look at Er Lezi's usual roaring appearance, but the lyrics have no connotation. He doesn't know how to praise the ancestors.

He doesn't know how to love his people, but he does have a sense of both vulgarity and elegance. I don't know how he figured it out.

When Er Leizi first started singing, he was still a little timid. Once he started singing, he became more and more shameless: "I promised you that I would beat you early... You said you would wait until the moon rises until the Mid-Autumn Festival

Oh...now that I’m on my head this month, when will you get on my bed...oh oh...oh oh..."

boom!

The big men and women who had just sung love songs to each other were all shocked by Er Leizi's unwillingness to die. They all stopped and were quiet for a few minutes before someone started laughing and scolding: "Er Legg, you are such a shameless person."

The goods are acting rogue again!"

Er Leizi shrank his head and was about to stop singing when Zhou Yi poked him lightly with his elbow and suddenly raised his voice: "Why do I listen to this song so well? Er Leizi, this is the real folk art.

, Er Leizi, continue."

"Is it Dr. Zhou? If Dr. Zhou says it's art, then he's not a hooligan..."

The big men and women in several villages believed it. An intellectual like Dr. Zhou said this, so it couldn’t be wrong! Some of the girls who had been touched by Er Lezi had their faces flushed and were embarrassed.

Listening again, with Zhou Yi's guidance from a theoretical perspective, I now have the psychological support to continue being a gangster. Each of them looked solemn like a senior music fan who was ready to accept the baptism of art. Bi Wei also took

Du Wei also takes it.

With Zhou Yi's backing, Er Leizi was willing to risk everything and suddenly raised a high note: "Wei Shufen, let me ask you! When did you get on my bed! Oh oh..."

Wow...the fun was so great now. Wei Shufen was so embarrassed that she covered Zhang Jun's face and almost plunged into Jianma Lake again. Just now, it was just a cramp in her right leg, but now she heard that

Er Leizi's 'True Confession', she felt like her whole body was cramping, and she had a wonderful feeling like entering the clouds...

But girls are girls. Although she has some interest in Er Leizi, her savior, Wei Shufen still doesn't have the courage to follow the example of the ancients in singing and hooking up with him in front of so many fellow villagers. She just lowered her head and rubbed her little hands together.

Rub it away, you don’t have to go to the bathhouse to rub the dust...

"Jian Jia Cang Cang... white dew is like frost..."

Just when Er Leizi and Wei Shufen were both interested, but there was still no last straw to break the camel of love, Zhou Yi knew it was time for him to take action.

Level 8 singing skills mean that Zhou Yi already possesses the musicality and singing voice of a world-class singer. When he opens his voice, his extremely rich baritone is like countless electric rollers that tickle people, reaching into everyone

ears and eyes...

The Book of Songs Jianjia is adapted to the time and situation, and is extremely ambiguous. This patriotic poem, which is full of the ancients' admiration for the opposite sex, was displayed in an almost perfect way by Zhouyi: "The so-called beauty, in the water

One side...we can go back and follow it, but the road is long and blocked. We can go back and follow it, and we are in the middle of the water. The grass is desolate, and the white dew is still there. The so-called beauty is on the bank of the water..."

To be honest, not many fellow villagers can really understand the lyrics. But music does not distinguish between national boundaries and cultural backgrounds. Really good music can directly reach people's hearts. Zhouyi almost perfectly demonstrated the innocence and hiddenness of this poem.

Containing coquettishness, love and coquettishness, there is also a hint of pure love in love; from looking at pureness to looking at pureness, to looking at pureness as being coquettish, and finally to looking at coquettishness is also pure, the world is in a state of dissatisfaction, and the world is all coquettish.

This is quite awesome. Who can not have a excited heart? Suddenly the temperature on the lake rose sharply, and everyone's breathing became rapid.

I don’t know how many pairs of old men and women were holding hands facing each other, speechless and crying; young men and women, from back to back to cheek to cheek, pure and ambiguous...

Wei Shufen suddenly rushed to the bow of the ship as if she had been given a shot of blood, and shouted fiercely: "Li Tiewa'er, I promise you!"

Er Laizi shivered and tugged on Zhou Yi's sleeve: "Uncle Zhou, she, she, she, she, she..."

"Stop her. This girl is thin-skinned. It's not easy to get to this point. Why don't you strike while the iron is hot? What are you waiting for?" Zhou Yi stopped singing and whispered a few words into Er Laizi's ear.

Er Leizi nodded as if he was blessed, and shouted back across the lake: "Who, who promised me?"

"This Li Tiewa is really annoying..."

Wei Shufen bit her lip, feeling filled with hatred, but she really couldn't let go of Er Lezi, so she could only shout shamelessly: "It's me, I promise to be your girlfriend..."

"Then who are you and what's your name?"

"Damn it! My name is Wei Shufen, Li Tiewa, you want to die!"

Wei Shufen was annoyed, so she just pushed up her boat and went to the Li family's boat. She put down the wooden raft and walked over with her eyebrows raised and her almond-shaped eyes wide open as she stared at Er Lezi.

"Haha, I already knew your name was Wei Shufen, I was just teasing you."

Er Laizi's eyes flashed, he jumped over and hugged Wei Shufen's waist, gestured left and right with his hands, and shouted excitedly: "My lord! The sizes are right. If you have a big waist, it will not be difficult to have a baby!"

Seeing this scene, bursts of laughter erupted on the lake, but they were all well-intentioned. Inspired by Jianjia from the Book of Changes, even the older unmarried young people in Liulilouzi Village no longer envied Er Leizi.

Hate is replaced by deep blessing...

"Oh, the new daughter-in-law has boarded a pirate ship. Er Lezi, your husband's family has to satisfy the new daughter-in-law's family with the meal? Otherwise, our mother-in-law's family will have to find fault!"

I don't know who shouted, Er Leizi suddenly panicked, looked at Li Yuanfang and said: "Sir, what should we do?"

Zhou Yi heard this strangely and couldn't help but interjected: "What is mother-in-law's meal?"

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This chapter was supposed to be published on the Festival of the Lights, but it was a pity that it didn’t happen in time. Guang An thought about it, anyway, there are still the light sticks, so he wishes all the light sticks in the world to get married. It’s time to marry the girl.

Pick up girls, pick up guys when it's time to pick up guys, don't be idle anyway, don't think about me, I'm married...

Well, finally, I would like to thank all the friends who have always supported Light and Dark, recommended and collected clicks. The new week is here again. There are many great gods and strong men. It’s up to you how high an idle person can stand. The east wind~ blows, the war~ drums beat.

, who is afraid of whom in this world, right?

Tomorrow, Monday, the third update:)
Chapter completed!