"Haha, birthday man, do you still need to consider this? Beauty is more watery and juicy than peaches, so of course it is beauty. Let's see how this little monkey steals and offers?"

"That's right, we should also open our eyes. You can't just reward the artists but not reward us guests, right?"

There are all kinds of things in Yuntai, and the high-ranking officials have to show off, so naturally it's hard to say too much. But these mountain slangs and petty officials can't care so much, and they have long been beaten by seven beauties. The temptation is so hot that it will explode if you don't take the opportunity to vent it.

"Brother Zhou, do you want a beauty or a peach?"

Since they got married, the catkins have become much sunnier. The little yellow flower in the frost that used to be entangled even if it died has a tendency to transform into a sunflower, and the person has become a lot more lively. Now it looks at Zhou Yi with a pair of big eyes, He was full of smiles, just like the way Fang Yazhi looked at her husband.

"Do you still need to choose? If you are a man, you know what you want. Of course it is a beauty, the daughter of the Seven Immortals, I like her too."

Zhou Yi's words made Liu Xu's eyes immediately turn sad, and then he said loudly: "Beauty is common but fairy peaches are not common. Today I am ashamed of all the men present. Monkeys and grandchildren, I want fairy peaches! Let's talk. In my head, looking at the peaches from other courtyards doesn’t count, I want you to conjure a fairy peach for me out of thin air.”

"This is a good man... Xiaocai, you have a good sense!"

Fang Yazhi's beautiful eyes flashed, and she looked at Zhou Yi even more passionately.

"What does it have to do with me? I don't like him..."

Although Yang Cai has already made arrangements, her mother's habit of arranging everything for her is to make her unhappy and she has to fight back fiercely: "I don't think he is very good, and he still wants Tao'er. Is he a monkey?"

"Is it better to have a woman? You silly boy..."

"Mom, please don't worry about my affairs, okay? You can get married if you see fit. Oh...I'm sorry, Dad, I forgot you are still here."

The mother and daughter were quarreling louder and louder. Yang Tianhan was almost worried to death, and he begged in a low voice: "Two aunts, can you be quiet for a while? I...ah! These 'monkey children and grandchildren' really have a lot of tricks. Is this the ladder to heaven?"

"Oh, you are really on the ladder to heaven! Does 'Monkey Son' really have this ability? I have never seen him show off his skills in the past. Is he going to show his face today?"

Yang Tianhan also knows how to climb the ladder to heaven, but he is a layman after all. "Flagpole Li", "Paomo King", "Daoshan Song" and Jinmen's "Storytelling King", "You Guocheng" and "Lion Qiao" are all from Beijing and Tianjin The big names in the local vaudeville world all have true stories, but even they stared wide-eyed for fear of missing any detail.

I saw 'Monkey Son' perked up, and with a flick of his arm, there was a purple rope in his hand. This rope looked extremely tough, as thick as a thumb, but after all it was a rope, not a stick. I don't know how he did it. Yes, after blowing a few breaths and stroking it in my hands, this purple rope actually stood on the ground with one end and stretched into the air with the other end. It was a full twenty meters long!

"Obtain the tendon of the Prince of the East China Sea and temper it in the Taiyi Furnace. It can bind the immortal bones of the Great Luo God and go to the Jiuxiao Yao Pond! Monkey, hurry up and get a big fairy peach for Lord Longevity!"

Monkey Sun pointed at the rope with his hand, and the golden monkey stopped looking at Fang Bingbing and the others. With a "squeak" sound, it jumped onto the rope and climbed to a high place in the blink of an eye.

"Everyone, now is the time to witness the miracle." The monkey's grandson narrowed his eyes and smiled, stretched out his hand towards the monkey, and shouted: "Yin!"

It was a clear sky and a bright moon. With so many people staring at it, they saw that a layer of haze suddenly appeared at the end of the rope. The monkey just disappeared. Such a big living creature actually disappeared without saying anything!

"oops!"

The cloud platform exploded immediately. I have seen magic tricks before, but I have never seen such a magical one. Is there any king's method or the law of heaven? Where did this monkey go? Did he really go to the Lingxiao Palace?

Mu Yaochi? This is so amazing...

This isn't the end yet.

I heard a clanking sound of weapons clashing from the end of the rope, as if someone was fighting fiercely in the air. After a while, I heard a loud laugh from the 'Monkey Sons and Suns': "It's done! Everyone, the Great Sage

I have stolen the flat peach from Yaochi. I don’t dare to keep it to myself, but I want to offer it to our birthday man. Mr. Zhou, the peach is here!” He waved his hand and saw a red dot appear on the top of the rope, getting bigger and bigger, falling on it.

In his hand, there was indeed a bright red peach, as big as a man's head.

Spring peaches have just fallen at this time. Where can such a big peach come from? In fact, it is just a dough-shaped thing. It is just a joy, and no one will really eat it. The 'Monkey Sons' held the peach in their hands and gave it to them.

Fang Bingbing held it in her hands and said with a smile: "Fairies, please don't worry about it. Let me lend you your slender hands to offer this fairy peach to Master Zhou, right?"

"Mr. Zhou, before I offer you a fairy peach, I wish you happiness like the East Sea and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains..."

The "Seven Fairies" headed by Fang Bingbing stepped forward, and a burst of fragrant wind dazzled everyone's eyes. They presented the peach to Zhou Yi, and bowed deeply to Zhou's father and mother: "On this good day, I wish you all the best."

I also wish the two old people good health and a long life!" Zhou Maotong, who likes it, couldn't stop laughing. The more he looked at these girls, the more he fell in love with them. If he hadn't known that these were female stars in the entertainment industry, the divorce rate was so high that he would have wanted to catch one of them.

Give it to your son, and it’s done right away in the bridal chamber. The old man is going crazy thinking about holding his grandson, he’s so anxious¨…

"Haha, thank you."

Zhou Yi took the peach that came at the right moment, and Monkey Sun waved upwards. He saw the golden monkey appearing from the end of the rope again, jumping back to his shoulder along the rope. With a shake of his hand, the monkey stood upright on the ground.

The rope then softened and was put back into the pocket. After completing the "Ladder to Heaven" trick, everyone on the stage didn't see the trick, and immediately responded with warm applause. What a lucky move, good trick.

, is this monkey player awesome?

Zhou Yichong nodded to 'Monkey Son' and was secretly surprised in his heart. 'Ladder to Heaven' is said to be 'a method within a method, an illusion within an illusion'. It is the most difficult type of ancient magic, and it is said to have been lost long ago.

; Among the works of Pu Songling, a generation of literary giants, there is a story called "Stealing Peach", which is adapted from "Ladder to Heaven", which shows its magic.

This time he was watching the whole performance of 'Monkey Son'. His hearing, vision and mental strength were unmatched by ordinary people. He could be said to be a clairvoyant. 'Monkey Son' could deceive others, but it could not deceive him; this trick was indeed

It's not simple. It combines "animal training", "props", "mental hypnosis", "light illusion" and so on. The success of monkey children's performances is actually mostly due to the environmental factors of this "Qi Cloud Platform". If

It's a clear day and it's difficult to take advantage of changes in light, so I'm afraid the effect of this trick will be compromised.

Zhou Yi just wondered that with the mental hypnosis ability of the monkey children and grandchildren, it was more than enough to become a psychiatrist. Why did he have to do magic tricks? Because it made money quickly or because of love? But this was other people's things and he was too lazy to think about it.

This "Great Sage Stealing Peach" and "Seven Women Offering Birthday" pushed the birthday party to the top of the list, which made everyone excited, and now hot dishes and drinks were served in a steady stream.

Although there were too many people attending the meeting, there was no way to manage enough 'Generals' and 'Qingcheng Huoshui'. Each table only got two bottles, but there were plenty of top-quality Maotai and Wuliangye; especially the dishes, famous chefs from all over the world knew Cao Lang and He

When the madman arrived, he naturally exerted all his strength in front of these two great masters, for fear of losing face. Now it was exciting, what about Shandong, Sichuan, Guangdong, Fujian, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Hunan, what is sixteen small plates and eight large bowls called angel fish

, what is raw meat and cooked food, all kinds of delicacies from major cuisines are served as if they are free, not to mention the folks who usually only eat big fish and meat, even those rich uncles, those who have been to x

The officials in the Great Hall are not much better than beggars. They even eat and drink, call friends, and enjoy delicious food and wine. All their reserved manners, manners, and official prestige are gone. Food is the most important thing for the people...

As soon as 'Monkey Son' showed his face, Tang Bao, who liked him, gave a million yuan as a thank you. Zhou Yi didn't want to write a check in public, but Second Master Bao liked being the master? Anyway, he went back to Brother Zhou to reimburse...

At this time, others were also jealous. Fang Bingbing and the others went down to rest. The big guys from Beijing and Tianjin jumped on the stage one after another without waiting for Guo Yueguang to say hello. They all showed their special skills. On TV, you all

Things you can't see.

For example, Flagpole Li relies on two arms and one chest to dance a five-meter-high long flag with a roar and a sound in the wind, and the real skill of riding a hard bridge and a hard horse;

A good and healthy donkey was pulled up to the platform and asked to pull a millstone with a diameter of three meters. When the millstone started spinning, he jumped onto the mill with a loud shout and ran in the opposite direction with the donkey. Finally, he forced the donkey to

You can't even move! This is the skill of showing off your legs and feet. It's called "leaping the donkey backwards while flying".

Another example is Daoshan. In the Song Dynasty, Daoshan was as smooth as walking on the ground. The oil pan could fish out glass beads from the boiling oil. What these two inherited was not juggling. In the early years, it was just a game played by hooligans who hated eating everywhere.

It is said that if you become ruthless, the government will give them face and allow them to enter the official warehouse to get food. It's just that ruthless.

In short, everyone has their own unique skills. This Yuntai scene is so applauding that even senior officials of Yang Tianhan’s level have to admit that they came here just to catch a glimpse of the scene, and what they really wanted to do was to get benefits from Li Jucheng.

Thinking of sitting down, eating and having fun, the Spring Festival gala or the state banquet in the city hall are really nothing compared to the food and drinks on the cloud platform. Even he, a city parent official, feels a little addicted, Zhou Yi

If his birthday were celebrated every day, he would be willing to come every day, eat, drink and play for free. Only a fool would not be happy...

"Teacher Guo, is it your turn? Uh..."

The guests were now well fed and in high spirits. Seeing that the performers had finished their performances one by one, they urged Guo Yueguang to come.

"Haha, that's right. It's getting late, and it's time for me, the big boss, to show off. Everyone, I have a set of gadgets that I've never shown before, so don't shock your jaws.

You guys have all been stabilized by me. Ah! Master Wang, there is a saying that a single thread cannot make a thread, and a single tree cannot make a forest. I am going to reveal the real thing today, and I need your help, please?"

p: Brothers and sisters, I’m embarrassed, I’m sorry for everyone. Let’s move today’s third update to tomorrow… I can’t figure out the third update today. I don’t know why, I have already thought of the plot, but my brain

Ren hurts. It's not pain, it's tightness, and my forehead is throbbing. I guess it's because I'm working too hard. It's all exhaustion. Hey, I'm so pitiful...

I am such a lazy and idle person, when have I ever worked so hard and worked so hard? I admire myself so much, uh... ¨No, this is a self-criticism meeting, how can it become self-praise? In short, everyone, please forgive me

If I give you a horse, I will update it three times tomorrow. If I break my promise, you can kill me with your monthly ticket, and you don’t have to feel bad.
Chapter completed!