ps: The end of the world is coming. In this day of life and death for human beings, all I want to say is...vote, so that the people who write novels can live, and then all readers can survive the end of the world...well... ..Why hasn’t Xi’er come yet? Doesn’t she like listening to operas the most?”

Tang Bao frowned and temporarily stopped harassing his 'good brother'.

"Well, when I got back to the Second Master, Xi'er said she wasn't feeling well, so she didn't come to join in the fun."

"Uncomfortable? This little girl, hehe..." Tang Bao looked at Zhou Yi with the play notes and said with a smile: "Okay... Bao... Brother, you should call me Brother Zhou." Well, my dear brother, it sounds awkward to me." Zhou Yi was so cold that he couldn't listen anymore.

"Haha, okay then, Brother Zhou, you are my most distinguished guest today, please come and have some fun."

Tang Bao smiled and thrust the playbook into Zhou Yi's hand. He looked so enthusiastic and so handsome that Zhou Yi couldn't bear to refuse.

"I'll take my order...Zhou Yi has now figured out the temperament of this Second Master Bao. If he refuses his 'kindness', he might cause some trouble, so he won't talk nonsense. I took over the script.

I remember that when he was a graduate student, Zhou Yi also listened to Kun Opera for a few days. Since he completed the ninth level of "Qin Yi", he knew everything about it, which gave him a deeper understanding of Kun Opera, which is known as the spring snow, so he is not afraid of exposing it. clumsy.

"I'll order "Tiger Bag Bomb" for the first twist. "Sifan" for the second twist... Zhou Yi smiled and handed the opera script back to Tang Bao and said: "It only takes three things. Of course, Brother Bao, you are the one to do the third twist." point."

He now calls him Brother Bao with ease, which makes Liu Ke and the others secretly smack their tongues, saying to themselves that Brother Zhou is capable of doing anything. He not only eats beautiful women, he can also eat handsome men. He is so powerful; back then Yang Caijia Zhang Zhao also vaguely heard Zhu Xiaohua say that a friend of a friend is a friend. Now the relationship between Zhu Xiaohua and Zhang Zhao is pretty good.

"Good brother. You are really an expert!"

When Tang Bao got excited, he acted coquettishly again: ""Tiger Sac Bomb" is a must-order at the beginning, but this "Sifan" is ordered wonderfully. It is connected with "Tiger Sac Bomb", the former is Lu Zhishen Drunk and knocking on the mountain gate, breaking the rules of the world; the latter is the monk and nun Sifan coming down the mountain and breaking all barriers. Good reception, very good reception! I knew that Brother Zhou was also a restless person... Zhou Yi rolled his eyes after hearing this , I told you that your imagination is too rich and you should write novels. Our family is a bit chaotic. Why is it related to being restless?

"Lao Liu, the third discount is "A Dream in the Garden" and the fourth discount is "Listening to the Piano at Night". Tell Yu Linglong that the second master has an honored guest today and ask her to work hard... Yes." Lao Liu hurried over with the discount coupons. Tang Bao smiled and said to Zhou Yi: "Brother Zhou, do you think these two tricks of mine are good?"

"Very good. It's either a dream or a young man's infatuation. Fortunately, there are no children here... Zhou Yixin said you are Mr. Makura.

"This is called art, spring and snow! Brother Zhou, you are also an expert, but you can't say that."

Tang Bao's cheeks bulged, he was even angry...Yes, yes, it has risen to the level of art, high-end, high-end."

What else could Zhou Yi say? That's how it is these days. As long as you are promoted, and you promote big buttocks and fat breasts, you have revolutionary feelings; if you are stepped on, even if you sing praises, some people will say that you are Spring and Autumn Brushwork. There is no reason to harbor evil intentions!

The gongs and drums sounded, the figures on the stage flashed, and the drama began.

"Tiger Bag Bullet" is also called Drunk at the Mountain Gate. The first half is based on the Water Margin, which is very exciting. Lu Tiha, the thickest and thickest man in Liangshan, transforms into a great monk and beats the Buddha statue while drunk. The second half is very exciting. It is an adaptation of a literary drama, which is too tragic, so people who order this drama usually order the martial arts drama in the first half.

Kun Opera's "Drunken Attack on the Mountain Gate" is about martial arts. On the martial arts, Lu Zhishen drunkenly imitated the sitting posture and sleeping posture of the Eighteen Arhats in front of the mountain gate. The difficulty is higher than that of rhythmic gymnastics. He doesn't have more than ten years of kung fu in his body. That's what he wanted to do. Don't even think about it; thesis, this opera has exquisite lyrics and is worthy of being called Yangchun Baixue. The famous line that almost made Jia Baoyu, the second master of Zhen, realize the Zen meaning of "Come and go naked without worries". It also contains the Buddhist Zen meaning and can deceive people. A good man turns into a bald donkey...

However, this play is as exciting as it is wonderful, but there is no Yu Linglong on the stage, which is really a little flaw. The great monk on the stage probably also realized that he was not very popular. After singing half of the song, he touched his head and shouted: "Wow ah ah ah , Spring is everywhere in China, everyone loves dolls, am I bald... I'd better go down... After saying that, he somersaulted into the backstage, which made everyone in the audience laugh. Lian Baoer The old man was also overjoyed and kept saying: "This bald donkey is interesting! The sixth man, reward him with 100,000 yuan and tell him to switch to cross talk next time. Second Master, I will praise him!"

"Yes, Second Master, I'll go right away." Lao Liu also joined in the fun, and went down the mountain after a round of reconciliation...

The second play is "Sifan", which is based on the Qing Dynasty novel "Nie Haihua". It tells the story of a little nun who refuses to sleep with a clear lamp and feels that she has let down the beautiful boy. So who is this beautiful boy? In fact, he is a bald little monk.

This play is even more interesting. The monk and the nun are singing a duet affectionately, and they want to escape down the mountain to become husband and wife. Although the actor who is a monk has changed his makeup, looking at his facial features and body, he is still the same Lu Tiha who appeared before. However, Last time he looked majestic and majestic, like a devil descending from the earth, but this time his eyebrows and eyes were all charming, the provocative little nun's eyebrows were full of spring, and his figure became more and more exquisite.

"Uncle, why isn't it Yu Linglong?"

When Second Master Bao saw that the little nun was Yu Linglong's junior sister, he was a little unhappy: "Brother Zhou ordered this play. What does Yu Linglong mean? Is it to win the title or the big one?"

The sixth manager said hurriedly: "Second Master, don't blame me. Miss Yu said it. "Dream of Dreams" and "Listening to the Qin" are both kung fu tests. She has to go all out to perform, so this time Sifan let her junior sister take the role. ...Hmph, it’s just her excuse, Yu Linglong’s attitude is too big now.” Tang Bao snorted: “Tell her, after the performance is over and she listens to the piano, come over and offer a toast to Brother Zhou to apologize!”

At this moment, the audience burst into laughter. It turned out that it was the little nun Zhao Sekong who sang "I wish I could give birth to a child, but the happiness kills me", and then winked and walked down the steps in the spring breeze. He went to the stage; this made the players in the audience itchy, and they all shouted at the top of their lungs: "Jingmeng, Yu Linglong! Yu Linglong. Jingmeng!"

It must also be said that Zhou Yi and Bao Erye did a good job in the drama. The performance of "Sifan" aroused the inexplicable desire of these people, and the following dream was even more disgusting in the elegant music, and it was the beauty Yu Linglong. Sing; let alone men, women feel a little flushed just thinking about it, and feel that the tight area is hot and moist... It turns out that the colorful flowers are blooming all over, and the ruins are ruined like this. The beautiful scenery in the good time is so pleasing to the heart. Whose house is happy?"

As a burst of sweet music sounded, Yu Linglong, who had been waiting for her for a long time, appeared on the stage. The opening verse attracted thunderous applause. The rich lady was about to show off her infinite charm. No matter if she was a gentleman or a dandy, who could?

Not tempted?

"No wonder this Yu Linglong is so famous, her lyrics, her figure, her outfit. Everything can capture people's souls. She can listen to operas and watch people, but she has fun... I just watched it

At one glance at this famous Kunqu opera actress, Zhou Yi secretly nodded. Sure enough, success was no accident. Judging from the few steps Yu Linglong took on the stage, the junior sister who sang "Sifan" was compared to her. If she was a young pear

, then Yu Linglong is just a ripe red apple, how can this compare?

This section of "A Dream in the Garden" is very erotic. It tells the story of a teacher who accidentally taught a sentence: "Guan Guan Jiu Jiu, in the Island of the River; a fair lady, a gentleman likes to quarrel", so the rich lady Du Liniang felt inexplicably sad.

I thought, I'm pretty pretty too, why don't any gentlemen come to pick me up? Then I became more and more obsessed with thinking about it. I didn't think about food or food all day long, just looking forward to the appearance of some poor scholar.

Then what to do with her...

Then this Bai Fumei ran to the back garden to play. Originally she wanted to relieve her depressed mood, but when she saw the beautiful scenery of spring, she became depressed again. "Oh my, a beauty like me is just like this spring, isn't it?"

?Beauty is beautiful, but it will fade in autumn. Now I am here to enjoy the spring scenery in this garden, but who should enjoy my spring scenery?'

So Bai Fumei had a spring dream when she got home. She dreamed of having sex with a poor silk scholar named Liu.

Fumei woke up early in the morning and found that she had become a 'poet'.

Yu Linglong is wearing a bright yellow spring shirt. The material is thin and transparent, yet transparent, revealing a body as snowy as jade. Only a pair of thighs are rounded, and the calves are straight, walking in the spring breeze.

The pretty steps are like flowers swaying willows, and the beautiful eyes are half-open and half-closed as if in a dream, murmuring and singing in the mouth: "He is so excited that he swallows hard and moans about our fragrant shoulders. I can also weigh it slowly and think about it."

I can also take my time and think about it... The red shadow of worry hangs for a long time... I dare to be haunted by our dream souls... The fallen leaves are frightening

Remnant dream, leisurely strolling through the dust and counting the reds... This section of lyrics is extremely elegant and elegant. If you don't have some ancient writing skills and think about it carefully, you really won't be able to hear the things in it that are against spiritual civilization.

A place to build.

You see, that husband got interested and leaned against my shoulder while whimpering and coquettishly, but I wanted to refuse and even welcomed him, deliberately teasing this poor girl... I will omit three thousand words here.

It goes straight to the climax. How do you say it’s **? What’s that red shadow that’s alluring people? It’s that person’s fair and beautiful heart, which makes me hang about for a long time... To put it bluntly, it’s you.

Good or bad, it made people want to die, their hearts flew away, and they lost everything... Then I omitted three thousand words, and I woke up happily, but I still refused to believe that it was just

A beautiful dream, walking around the house, wandering around the world looking for 'Luo Hong'!

Here comes the spirit of criticism. This is all due to feudal ethics that kill individuals. Sister Du is a white, rich and beautiful lady, but she wants to find happiness in her dreams. Should we criticize? This is our Kunqu opera master

It's a place where the bourgeoisie and class like dandy and young masters have a lot of stuff, so we are the ones in the Yangchunbaixue. They are all lower-class people, and their realms are different...

If an ordinary actor performs this scene, it will only make people smile. But Yu Linglong is different. When she sings, her waist will bend slightly, her breasts will slowly fall, her face will be rosy, and her breasts will be firm.

Swelling up... Suddenly my little feet lifted up. I kicked out the two floral shoes, revealing a pair of size 32 feet that were as white as snow and as moist as jade, with slightly curved toes and tight jade roots. Take a step.

Take a step forward. The soles of your feet that are occasionally exposed are really more delicate than the soft tofu that has just been baked out of the pot. Seeing this, countless men and women in the audience felt their breathing was a little short. They felt a little hot in their hearts and roared in their hearts: "Nima,

This beauty is more tempting than Mr. Cang, Mr. Bao, you always have a good eye!"

This is the dream of a garden tour, which can bring all the audience into a mesmerizing and Wushan-like artistic conception with one actor and a few lyrics; but the beauty of the lyrics, the gorgeous chapters, and the appreciation of both refined and popular tastes are loved by both young and old people.

.Also let’s talk about our ancestor Niubi. Do you think it’s so cool to find someone?

The worst thing is that Yu Linglong aroused the interest of all the dressed beasts, but she stepped off the stage with a small waist in the spring breeze. At this moment, the Lu Tiha in "Drunk on the Mountain Gate", the little girl in "Sifan"

The monk came out again, picked up Yu Linglong's pair of embroidered shoes, and said: "Wow. The young lady has lost her heart, don't you dare to lose these embroidered shoes? When the bald man caught up with her, he handed them back to her.

Come on... Taitaitaita... He also went down. The audience in the audience and Mr. Bao's eyes were about to burst when they saw it, and they all cursed in their hearts: "Fuck! How can I just repay him? That's the truth.

It smells so good... What a good brother... Tang Bao felt hot in his heart. He couldn't help but grab Zhou Yi's hand and said with itchy teeth: "Look, this Yu Linglong is a little goblin. It's all my fault for not taking care of her properly.

Got her."

This was because he was so emotional while watching the show, and he accidentally spoke out what was on his mind.

"Oh? Then why didn't you deal with her?"

Zhou Yi gently pushed his hand away and asked with a smile, his eyes full of explanations.

"Uh... let's continue watching the show, Brother Zhou, the next show "The Western Chamber* Listening to the Piano" is more exciting and more exciting... Zhou Yi secretly laughed in his heart, thinking that you still want to hide that 'thing' from me

What? But it’s okay, you have too much power. If you didn’t have such a little problem, how many big girls would want to "walk around in the world and blame everyone"? So you can just keep this little problem as a problem.

Think about it...

After a break of ten minutes, the gong started again on the stage. This was also the last performance of the day. Yu Linglong sang with all her heart, and the princes and grandsons in the audience looked at each other. If the previous performance of "A Dream in the Garden" was still half-covered,

This "Listening to the Qin" is the real thing: the poor lady counterattacks the beautiful and beautiful girl, turns over to welcome the beautiful lady back, pushes her to the jade mountain to throw her stockings, and shakes her head to decide the outcome!

This is called joy! Why can this play "The West Chamber" surpass "The Peony Pavilion" and "The Peach Blossom Fan", be introduced in various dramas, and be sung for hundreds of years? It is because it entrusts the dreams of countless otakus, breaks the feudal shackles, and gets it done

How cool is it to be a goddess? Of course, fujoshis can also find some pleasure in it, but they are in the role of the goddess who has been fucked, they are thinking of the white-faced little scholar, and they are in a state of 'dream'...

...

It’s really fun when everyone is happy!

This play is very interesting, with pretense, slaps in the face, and a happy ending. However, the most exciting part is the two parts of listening to the piano: one part is after Zhang Sheng rescued Yingying in Pujiu Temple, and Mrs. Cui acted rogue.

, insisted that Yingying already had a family, and had made a pair of lovers into brother and sister, and they did it. So Zhang Sheng became depressed and stayed at Cui's house all day doing hard reading, staring at his eyes and moaning,

What do you say, "When the moon is under the west wing, the door facing the wind is half open, and the shadows of flowers on the partition wall are moving, it is suspected that a beautiful woman is coming." It means that I am confused as a poor girl, and I hope that good things from you and me will be perfect like the moon every day, no

I dare to leave the door open for you. I opened the window, and it must be said that the wind is blowing...ah, the flowers and plants on the wall are moving again, it's sister Bai Fumei, you are here, meow... meow...

...The poor girl walked over and saw that it was a cat, and she felt even more depressed. So she played the piano all day long, and it seemed that sooner or later she would get seriously ill.

The matchmaker sister had actually fallen in love with this scholar for a long time, but she also knew that she was a maid and was afraid that she was not worthy of a scholar, so she carried forward the spirit of love and imitated Lei Feng, telling Bai Fumei every day, "That Zhang Sheng is so pitiful, he

I've been playing the piano for you all day under the west wing. You're too cruel. Aren't you afraid that he will fall in love with you?'

When Bai Fumei heard that I was indeed the most attractive, Zhang Sheng was obsessed with me, I was so great. So she felt soft and ran to eavesdrop on Zhang Sheng playing the piano, and even met Zhang Sheng. This was the first episode of "Listening to

Qin'.

The second scene is about Bai Fumei feeling that she is a goddess, so she is very picky about other people's poor hair. When they meet her, her soul is taken away. However, she calms down and keeps saying what is wrong with Zhang Sheng all day long.

If you don't study hard and make progress every day so that you can contribute to the realization of the four modernizations in the future, but you only think about me? This is not good. It is not popular with the people, so I have to live with it.

But just holding the quilt, she stopped going to see anyone, and even ran to the back garden to play the piano. Do you think it was pretentious or not? Of course, it ended up attracting Zhang Sheng. The poor girl got excited and climbed over the wall. Bai Fumei

He immediately turned against him and said that you were disrespectful and I would never play with you again... Poor Mr. Zhang didn't know that this was Bai Fumei's trick, so he fell ill and was about to belch, and the matchmaker was anxious.
To be continued...