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Two hundred, heroes save beauty, drunk beating Wang Sun(1/2)

When Wang Er heard that the person he was kidnapped was Wu'an Hou, he couldn't help but be stunned. Then he lost all his resistance, even if there were only two of them. However, these two people represented the majesty of Wu'an Hou of the Han Dynasty.

He didn't expect that Qi Xiaoyu would come to Jiangning, the most famous hero in the Han Dynasty. The legend about him is now very good. He has three heads and six arms, his arm strength is extraordinary, and he can lift tens of thousands of pounds of weight, and can see thousands of miles away.

It was such a god-like figure. But after hearing the intrigue of the second in command, I thought it was an ordinary rich man who wanted to rob him.

This time I've hit the iron plate.

This Wang Er is also tragic to say.

This is their third time doing this job.

The first time the kidnapped was a noble lady who was tied to the mountain when she was planning to elope with her boyfriend. When she asked her family for money, her family thought she was corrupt and asked the bandits to tear the votes directly. After quitting a few more times, they all answered this way.

This made these bandits completely lose the intention to ask for ransom.

At that time, the bandits on the mountain were in trouble. The man was a bandit, not a bandit, and he ate the money from kidnap. How could he gain a foothold in the world after the first vote was torn? So he asked the noble lady to go down the mountain.

Who knew that this noble lady thought it was great to be a bandit. She had food and drink and didn't have to work. She had been lying for several months and asked for meat every day. She didn't want to get up until she couldn't walk. The bandits were crying and crying. This was not because she kidnapped a woman, but obviously kidnapped an ancestor. In the end, Wang Er had no choice but to put some sweat medicine in her meal and threw it directly on the road a hundred miles away. I think most women were crazy about the road. They probably wouldn't know the way back to the mountain.

Finally, the accountant counted the girl’s expenses on the mountain. They even paid a lot of money.

By the way, this noble lady named Tie Hammer was named Tie Hammer. When she saw Wang Er, she forgot that she wanted to elope with her boyfriend. She wanted to be the wife of Wang Er, which scared Wang Er to death. The hammer was more than two meters long horizontally and vertically. Not to mention the squad, she had the physique and could definitely crush Wang Er to death.

After sending off the fairy hammer, another literary youth came. The young man was originally rich in his family. Who knew he wanted to learn that art.

But in the end, learning is not as high as possible, but it is not as good as low as possible. But it is very clear that the child is not at the right time and the talent is not as good as it is.

He was very happy to see the kidnappers kidnapped him.

Does art require a little twists and turns, a little life, and a little hype.

He is learning to paint, who has the most valuable paintings?

The dead must be the dead.

But he didn't want to die, and he wanted to hype his paintings.

So I was so happy that I wanted to pay the ransom with my own paintings and let these bandits take them down the mountain to go to pawnshops to sell them.

When the pawnshop owner saw the paintings brought by the bandits, he cursed: "This is also called painting? Drawing characters like ghosts, painting landscapes like ink, and painting a large piece of black ink? Playing with impressions is not as good as a child. Playing with wild beasts like a wild donkey, you say that this person lives in the world is simply an insult to art!"

The bandits returned to the mountain in shame and told the literary youth the words of the pawnshop owner intact. After hearing this, the literary youth burst into tears and sighed that he was born at the wrong time and was not satisfied with his talent. People in the world could not understand his paintings. He told the bandits to treasure their paintings. When his paintings were a hundred years later, their paintings would inevitably become cultural relics, and then they would be valuable.

Then he jumped to the mountains to realize his ambitions and claimed to be dedicated to art.

That's right, it's just jumping down from the mountain.

If you say this literary young man was in trouble, he jumped to the middle of the mountain and happened to have a crooked tree hanging directly there.

When the bandits rescued him, they paid a lot of medical expenses.

This young man experienced this life-and-death disaster and saw through the world, saying that he had gone to become a monk.

As for the third time, I burst into tears. The two of them went up the mountain and subdued thousands of their bandits.

There are millions of stupid thieves in the world, but Sima Yi has only seen such a family who has reached this point.

Forget it, let Qi Xiaoyu decide.

So Wei Daguan appeared, and the two of them escorted more than a thousand people back to the small village.

The village was small, and so many faces came at once. All the military academy students looked at these people dressed in tatters and thought that these migrant workers were found by Qi Xiaoyu.

Only a few people know that this is a gang of bandits.

When Qi Xiaoyu saw Wang Er, he said, "Are they willing to work for me here? I dare not say that the wages are too much, but there is no problem with food and clothing. If I don't want to, I will give them some severance payments and let them go home."

When Wang Eryi heard that he could have enough food and pay for his work, he nodded: "I am willing to be hungry, and those who are hungry are willing to be anything. Whoever is willing to be a bandit is forced to do it."

The forced Qi Xiaoyu nodded, yes, in peace and prosperity, there are still people who are going to be bandits. If they weren't really desperate, who would have wanted to do this beheading business?

"I just say that you are looking for a job to the outside world. You must also restrain your brothers. Our place is a military camp and orders are prohibited. If there are any thieves or other illegal things, you will act according to the military law. Do you understand?" Qi Xiaoyu just gave Wang Er a reassurance, and then he started to scare Wang Er again. He liked this cute boss who was a little bit scheming. At first glance, he was a kind person and had no scheming.

"Hungry to understand."

Qi Xiaoyu briefly explained what they were going to do, and asked them to find Jia Xu and quickly helped with the work.

What will Jia Xu assign them to do?

There was a thousand extra mouths for eating. Qi Xiaoyu didn't think anything, but Jia Xu was in trouble. "Sir, you really know how to find trouble."

But when Jia Xu heard that the wages required by these bandits were only one-tenth of that of the students, he couldn't help but shout in his heart: "Sir, I am so wise." Although these military academy students are numerous, they are not as good as doing more. So when he heard that there are good workers with good quality and low prices, Jia Xu really lit up his eyes and had some unremarkable smiles on his lips.

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Qi Xiaoyu looked at the second leader who looked listless in front of him and said, "I have ten thousand ways to pry your mouth open, so you should be honest."

"Mr.... the young man really doesn't know anything." The second head of the army was wandering around, saying that he really didn't know anything. At worst, he could just die. He couldn't sell the prince Liu Jing no matter what he said.

"I don't know, right? It's easy to say! I just want to see what Yong Yang's top ten tortures are." Qi Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes. He was fighting history and wanted to dig out the big man from the fire pit, but these blind people wanted to be in chaos. Qi Xiaoyu really had nothing to be polite to such people.

"Qiao Hao!" Qi Xiaoyu called out Qiao Hao and said to Qiao Hao: "I heard that Yong Yang has ten tortures. How many of the tough guys in front of him do you think can hold on?"

Qiao Hao looked at the second in command with contempt and said a few words: "Just him? I'm afraid most of them can't stand it."

Qiao Hao took out the plywood he made when he was bored and put it on the second in commander's hand.

"What are you going to do?" The second head of the army looked a little frightened. He was a Han Chinese. When did he see this one-piece plywood?

"This is just foreplay. If I pull it to both sides, you will know what pain and happiness means." Qiao Hao stopped talking and suddenly pulled the ply to both sides. The bamboo board suddenly tightened, clamping the second head's ten fingers in it.

Ten fingers connected to the heart, and the second leader screamed in pain with a "ah".

"I just pulled it gently. Why did you shout so loudly? Don't worry, you can't die. I still have many fun little toys to find someone to try." Qiao Hao's serious appearance frightened the second in command. The evil people still need to be beaten by the evil people.

When did the second in command suffer such a hardship?

"Marty, I must have said everything, and I will say everything." The second headman immediately understood a lot when he was pinched by Zhuban.

"Is this right? Life is yours. You should think clearly before speaking." Qi Xiaoyu quipped.

The second leader shook out all the things he knew like beans. He wanted to hide them for Liu Jing, but he could not hide them from them. However, he could not hide them from the smart Qi Xiaoyu. After he studied them deeply, he shook out all the things he wanted.

The two leaders were originally named Liu An, and they were guards under Liu Jing. If there was anything shameful about Liu Jing, they asked Liu An to do it for him. Since Liu Jing arrived in Jiangnan Road, he thought that the emperor was far away and acted unscrupulously. The originally wealthy Jiangnan Road was ruined by chaos. At this time, Liu Jing actually had a new way of playing, which was to let Liu An get involved in the bandits and prepare to rob the rich.

However, Liu An could not be placed in front of the stage, so the cute and easy-to-control Wang Er became the leader of the bandits.

Just a few days ago, Liu An saw a mysterious man, and gave him a lot of benefits in private. Yan Ming asked him to find several people to trouble Qi Xiaoyu. Driven by interests, Liu An told Wang Er that there were rich people here and asked dozens of brothers No. 1 to kidnap. Who knew that not only those brothers No. 1, but also Liu An himself fell here.

"Mysterious Man..." In other words, it is not the person on Liu Jing's line, otherwise he would just give Liu An order. Qi Xiaoyu knocked on the table and figured out who this mysterious man was. If these bandits were not too stupid, Qi Xiaoyu might have to spend some effort.

No matter who he is, if this action is not successful, there will definitely be a next time. Let's wait and see.

Liu An was taken down, and what he said was recorded and his words were signed. Qi Xiaoyu didn't want to have any conflicts with Liu Jing now. He had to deal with him, and there were other ways to do it. So he was not in a hurry at all.

But Sima Yi was really lucky. His original intention was to let Sima Yi go and slander the bandits down the mountain, and then design to get rid of the bandit boss. The remaining crowds of people were definitely at his mercy. Who would have thought that there was something else in this? Sima Yi and Xu Chu confiscated the bandits' home. It was really worse than the heaven's plan, and God was standing on his side.

It seems that the food prepared in the kitchen is not needed to be drugged. He originally planned to cheat these military academy students and make them more alert. Now it seems that it is just a meal to welcome the new comrades.

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When the meal bell rang, everyone on the construction site stopped their work and walked towards the cafeteria.

They were greeted with a hearty meal.

Needless to say, chicken, duck, fish and meat, the aroma of wine on the table is even more charming and makes people swallow. Villagers from the three villages on Qi Xiaoyu's fief are also invited, and the whole village is sitting on a long table.

"In the past few months, everyone may have to work hard. This meal is just to welcome everyone from afar. Today, there is enough good wine and meat!" Qi Xiaoyu didn't say much, so he drank a cup of rice wine. The rice wine was sweet, but the stamina was extremely strong, and it was made of this unique rice in Jiangning Road.

The military academy students looked at each other, wondering where the marquis was playing.

But I just ate good wine and meat in front of me, so I didn’t care about so much. I drank a glass of wine in my hands and rewarded my stomach.

The bandits were even more green. When did they eat big fish and meat on the mountain? After taking a sip of wine, they no longer ignored it and started eating.

The village chief and Dongfang Wenyin were also invited.

The village chief whispered to Dongfang Wenyin: "Saint Aunt, this Qi Xiaoyu is indeed a bit capable."

"What?" Dongfang Wenyin was unclear, and the village chief did not tell her about Yan Donglou's plot against Qi Xiaoyu.

"Those strangers are actually bandits!" The village chief was helpless. He originally wanted the bandits to come and find fault, but this was better, so he directly incorporated Qi Xiaoyu and became a migrant worker.

"Ah?" Dongfang Wenyin was stunned. What methods did Qi Xiaoyu use?

"Look at me, please call the villagers to come up and make him look ugly!" The village chief held his anger in his heart and wanted to toast. He poured Qi Xiaoyu into the majesty and killed Qi Xiaoyu, making him look ugly in front of these people. The rice wine has great momentum, and although it is sweet and delicious in the mouth, ordinary people will be dizzy after three or four cups. A pot of wine is also inevitable.

After a while.

"Saint Aunt, why is this guy so drunk? You're so snoring..." The village chief poured Qi Xiaoyu's eighteen bowls, but Qi Xiaoyu's face remained unchanged, but the village chief couldn't hold on and vomited wildly in public. It made everyone laugh so happily.

"Puff..." Dongfang Wenyin couldn't help laughing. This laughter was so stunning that many military academy students looked at him. It turns out that phoenixes really appeared in this mountain village, and there was no such beautiful woman.

She Yingying walked to Qi Xiaoyu and said, "The young lady respects the marquis for a cup, and I hope the marquis will not refuse."

"It's easy to say." Qi Xiaoyu ended up with Dongfang Wenyin's cup, but accidentally touched Dongfang Wenyin's smooth fingers. Dongfang Wenyin's hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly.

Drink it all in one go.

"Everyone says good things come true, I hope the Marquis will make a fortune thousands of miles away." Dongfang Wenyin filled Qi Xiaoyu with a glass of wine again, and then drank to Qi Xiaoyu.

"Thank you." Qi Xiaoyu saw Dongfang Wenyin's beauty disappear, and drank the second cup on his own.

"Is it so ugly that I don't even look at me?" Dongfang Wenyin felt a little resentful.
To be continued...
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