The ninth and forty-eighth chapter almost crazy Avril
The beginning of any All-Star Game is like a honeymoon. Everyone wants to show off their skills and will give others the same chance. Then everyone starts to perform air relay, and the atmosphere of confrontation is gradually increasing.
The real game will change in the fourth quarter and become a real game. Desire for victory is the nature of professional players, and these people on the court will naturally enter the actual combat state.
However, judging from the current scene in the first quarter, the All-Star this time is a bit speechless. In the New Orleans Stadium, the boos have exceeded the cheers...
Black Mamba Kobe played for 2 minutes and 52 seconds, not scored a single point, and had a rebound...
Kobe, who was injured, did not make any moves in the end, but just followed the large army several times to run back. He is the most "watery" All-Star player this year.
Andy naturally knew that Kobe's injury had not healed yet. Since "ticket king" Garnett had been absent before, how could the old guy David Stern let the signature character Kobe miss the All-Star again? Regarding Kobe's request to withdraw from the All-Star, he directly retorted on the grounds that "Since you can play the regular season on behalf of the Lakers, you can play the All-Star Game on behalf of the West."
Kobe, who doesn't want to be punished, can only do his best to paddle...
The booings in the whole audience made Andy shake his head and laugh. In short, everyone saw that the Western Conference players were absent-minded. They made frequent mistakes at the beginning, Wade, Howard and Bosh each scored 2 points, and the Eastern Conference even scored a 6-0 attack.
Looking at the game on the court, Andy said with some difficulty in holding on to her, "I miss that big fat shark a little!"
Avril leaned forward, pressed his elbows on his knees, watching the game on the court, applauding and applauding the dunks, she was enjoying watching it with relish.
"Old" All-Star Yao has begun to know how to integrate into this kind of free entertainment atmosphere. But the entertainment stage like the All-Star Game is destined not to belong to people like Yao. He cannot fly like Kobe, Carter; he cannot dance like James and Howard; nor can he be as funny as O'Neal. So although Yao Ming has enough entertainment spirit, the entertainment he brings to fans still seems awkward.
Everyone saw that the big crab James wanted to disrupt the situation and snatch the Queen Bee Paul MVP, but this guy really attracted a lot of people to help him, but Paul was not so serious.
Yao was pressed on the bench in the second quarter. Chauncey went to substitute Nash for a while. In terms of viewing, this year's All-Star Game is indeed better than last year's Las Vegas.
In the midfield performance, Andy watched the cheerleaders perform various "difficult" lifting movements in front of him. Because of the NBA regulations, all cheerleaders are not wearing inside, so they still enjoy a good time.
At present, the whole league wants to talk about the appearance of cheerleaders. The Rockets cheerleader beauties are obviously more sexy and beautiful than other teams.
This is also something that a fan of Andy talks about after joining the Rockets. This cheerleader has many mixed races, showing a different style, and there are even several Chinese and Latino beauties, which brings a different feeling to the fans who come to watch the game!
Houston is not as good as Los Angeles and New York, but Houston is indeed more developed than Dallas and San Antonio. After all, many girls will flock to this opportunity to show themselves in the spotlight.
In addition, the Rockets increased the reward for cheerleaders of 100 dollars to 200 dollars. This good opportunity is still very attractive to the beautiful girls. If there are more people, their appearance will naturally be much higher overall.
The new Rockets cheerleaders not only have a charming dance, but also have extraordinary looks, but also have very little figure. Moreover, these girls are not only good at dancing, but they all have unique skills. They occasionally perform stunts for everyone, and they can easily perform various movements with considerable dangers.
Andy was worried about a scandal, so he even gave a death order. Whoever had sex with the player would get out of here immediately. After all, these hormone-filled guys could easily hook up with the cheerleaders who wanted something.
We have created a group of beautiful cheerleaders to please the audience and themselves, not to give this group of players a pizza. As the Rockets cheerleaders have received more and more attention, they have also received photos from sports magazines over the past period of time, which has made the Rockets cheerleaders more and more popular.
"Um?"
When Andy was thinking about things, she came back to her senses and saw Avril looking at him with a sneer of mocking, but Andy naturally wouldn't care. She smiled and whispered: "I just like your arrogant and mocking face. I really miss you begging for mercy..."
“fxxk you!”
A hint of shame and anger flashed on Avril's pretty white face, and he cursed with gritted teeth, as if he wanted to leave.
"You are not afraid that you will leave angrily if you make the headline tomorrow!" Andy still kept a smile on her face. She hesitated when she looked at Avril, who had just raised her pig just now, grabbed the collar of the hoodie with both hands and tidied it up, and sat back and went, her pretty face was so angry that it was pink.
"son of bith! what plete and utter balls! you talking a load of bolloks..." Avril leaned forward, pressed his elbows on his big tui, covered his mouth with his hands, and began to whisper in a very serious vocabulary.
Andy kept watching the performance on the stage with a smile, turning her head and talking as if she was chatting with a good friend, saying something, "I really didn't expect that you have such a petite figure but a big pig, which really makes me miss you..."
Avril's three-character storm came to an abrupt end, and the corners of her mouth were thrust unnaturally. This time she really saw how shameless and asshole this genius writer was regarded as a new idol by teenagers. She was named the most emotional man for two consecutive years.
"you stupid bugger!" (You're such a bastard!)
Andy's smile became even brighter. Looking at Avril, who had a little helpless expression and a sarcastic face that was defeated by you, teased: "Wow, the words of swearing have become gentler. It seems that you will tell me the hotel you are staying in, or give me a room card directly..."
The blue veins on Avril's forehead emerged. Seeing Andy's smiling face, she really wanted to punch him, but thinking of watching the video of this guy's boxing match, she could only blink her slender eyelashes and sneer: "Are you afraid that I will tell the media, are you xing harassed me? You must know that I am married. How immoral this is!"
"Haha..." Andy did not retort, but just smiled and looked at Avril meaningfully until Avril realized something, snorted coldly and turned his face away, ignoring Andy, smiling bitterly in his heart, immoral things had already happened...
Shortly after the second half of the game began, a dramatic scene appeared. Kung Fu superstar Jeter Lee, who was watching the game on the sidelines, picked up an out-of-bounds ball and threw it into the field. However, his Kung Fu pass was not suitable for the game after all, and the ball hit the players on the field, so Yao went forward and picked up the basketball.
When the whole audience laughed, Yao Yao picked up the ball and passed it back to Andy, who had a smile on his face. The ball suddenly came. Andy opened his palm and grabbed the ball with a hand. His reaction speed was super clean and neat.
Amid the cheers of the audience, Andy was still a little confused at first, but when he saw Yao Yao’s embarrassing smile on the court, he immediately understood what he meant. Looking at the basket was definitely a very long distance, but it was just entertainment.
Amid the cheers of the audience, Andy jumped up directly, used a not-so-standard jump shot, and the standard basket, mastered the strength and shot the basketball.
Everyone saw Andy's actions were ugly and weird, and they made hilarious noises. The stars on the court were laughing, but everyone still admired Andy Smith's entertainment spirit. After all, such a team boss rarely plays with the players.
When Andy landed, he looked up at the big screen awkwardly, turned around and looked at the audience with some amusement. He spread his hands and shrugged, as if I was trying my best.
"ah!"
When Andy heard the audience's screams, he quickly turned his head, watched as he jumped on the basket twice and landed vertically into the blue frame.
"Wow"
The whole audience was in an uproar, and even more warm applause and cheers broke out. Dayao also laughed like a flower and stepped forward to celebrate with the big boss, and the players from the West all stepped forward to high-fives.
At this time, the referee also blew the whistle funny, holding up three fingers and falling down, and the scoreboard added three points to the West. The laughter and cheers of the audience almost overturned the entire arena.
Chapter completed!