701: Hilarious strikes
Under Captain Jack's screen-splashing attack, all the previous bull movies were injured. "Thor" fell 55% in the third week to harvest $15.5 million, and its total revenue in 17 days approached 150 million. "Fast and Furious 5" fell 48% this week, with a cumulative box office of $186 million in 24 days, and the pace of breaking $200 million gradually slowed down.
The "Who dares to be worse than me" is "The Exorcist", a movie created by Sony's company to fight vampires and priests. It also stars Li Donglai's friend and Chinese actor Li Meiqi Maggie-q.
As a result, the media comprehensive review scored 41 points, the freshness of Rotten Tomatoes was 19%, 10 people supported it, and 43 people opposed it; the film critics on Yahoo collectively ignored it, and the audience scored b-, both reputation and box office were not as expected, and the decline of nearly 70% was not surprising, and together with "Scream 4", they set the highest annual decline.
But "Scream 4" has won the runner-up position, but the Japanese (Sony) have suffered a lot this time. They have accumulated a total box office of 20 million US dollars so far, completely losing the possibility of competing with "The Return of Christ". It is inevitable that the word "loss" will be the first.
In this regard, Li Donglai said...had nowhere to rely on.
He knew Maggie-q, and he was just a high-end supporting role with a slightly better performance in the movie "Seeing the Dragon and Removing the Armor". At that time, Li Donglai was really inconspicuous, and he did not become a friend, so it was even more impossible for him to have any contact afterwards.
It’s better to care about yourself than to pay attention to others.
"Captain Jack pk hangover boy group, Johnny Depp pk lee Donglai. Who wins and who loses?"
This has become the title that the media has paid the most attention to in recent days.
Both are extremely popular. Each of them is a series of pirate movies starring Johnny Depp, each of which is a big hit. Last year, "Alice in Wonderland" starring him also won more than 1 billion US dollars. He wrote a note in the top ten film history.
Li Dong made his mark in the youth vampire movie "Twilight". He was limited to this on the road to actors, but unexpectedly shone an unparalleled light in the director's position.
Since the first self-written, directed and acted by himself, he has repeatedly set box office records. Not only has the box office soared, but he has also been favored by the Golden Globes and the Oscars. He has achieved both quality and box office success. He is also known as the genius director who surpassed Spielberg. In recent years, he won the youngest "Best Director" award at the Golden Globes. His first album in music sold 10 million, and his popularity was unparalleled.
"Pirates of the Caribbean" series has many fans, and "Hangover" is also the most popular B-level comedy. It also has strong loyal fans, and the sequel is even more exciting...
Both sides are fully qualified to be opponents!
So, who will win to death... Countless media have paid strong attention to this.
...
The scene of the new episode of "Allen Show" was as usual, fans were hustling. A dance was played in the music. It was Allen's favorite thing to do. However, today the dancers turned into two people. One on the left and right channels. Li Donglai and Allen competed in boxing dance, and had close contact with the audience, which made the audience even more excited.
After the dance, the audience continued to scream for a while. The two walked to the sofa and sat down. Alan looked like he was asking for guilt and spread his hands to Li Donglai, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
"Oh, it feels so good on the scene. I haven't been here for a while." Li Donglai pretended to be stupid.
Allen laughed and said, "I heard that you said it was your Allen show at the Oscar last time? Well, man. Is this happening?"
Li Donglai immediately said to him, "Is there anything wrong with this? I don't remember it. Alan, you know, I always think you are a host of a bunker. Hosting the Oscars puts me under a lot of pressure, you have hosted it before." Alan laughed and accepted his compliment, "Do you think hosting the Oscars interesting? I think you hosted it great."
Li Donglai said mischievously: "I like hosting Oscars very much, but if I want to change hosting the Allen Show with me, I'm afraid I will choose the Allen Show. Will you change the Allen?"
The audience immediately started to cheer, and Allen laughed and said ruthlessly: "I am different from you. Hosting the Oscars is like you tailor-made, you can do anything with singing and dancing..."
"But you are very funny." Li Donglai interrupted, "Do you know, when I was having a meeting with the Oscar director team for the first time, I held the ceremony script in my hand. The first part was the "seven minutes of advertising gap, Li Donglai and Anne Hathaway went on stage to show oral work. Then I was very panicked. Although I hosted the "Allen Show" and also acted in comedy, I was not "Allen" and was not a professional comedian. (The host of the Oscars ceremony is often the same as comedians). The director asked me to be bullied, and it was quite interesting in the end. They probably watched me host an Allen Show and then looked at me with a different look. So, I have to thank this stage. I love the Allen Show, l-love-you..." He made a kiss gesture to the audience, and the audience immediately shouted and shook the sky.
Li Donglai stood up and asked the audience: "I wonder how many people here have watched the Allen show I hosted?"
The scene responded fiercely, but it sounded full of screams.
"Okay, look at me making a gesture, then you should understand." Sure enough, he made a pause gesture of applause. The scene actually responded well, although there were still people laughing, after a few seconds, the warm applause stopped. Then Li Donglai's gesture changed, and the loyal audience who reacted quickly began to shout wildly, because Li Donglai's gesture was the gesture agreed upon to ask the audience for help. These audiences are also likely to be fans of Li Donglai.
"Haha, thank you so much. You guys are so awesome. You still remember this little thing."
Allen slapped her hands and felt interesting, "Great cooperation, interaction.lee, I suddenly thought about it and thought it was very suitable for you to be the Alan Show's substitute. If I don't work, you must host this show."
She was so generous, Li Donglai felt embarrassed, "I'm here to host your show, don't you find it strange?"
"Won't."
"Has anyone served in the Allen Show before me?" Li Donglai suspected.
"No. You are that special case. I think this is the right time, place and people. I happened to be sick at that time, and your album promotion had signed a contract. I caught up with my show. So I asked you to come on, and you like my show very much. After that, you performed very well and hosted the Oscars...wow, it's such a coincidence, we are very destined to be together."
Allen talked endlessly, but Li Donglai was still shaking his head and saying that he didn't believe it. "Then what kind of mood would you be watching me host the Allen Show?"
Allen smiled and said, "I'll think: This grandson is okay with the host..."
"Puff" Li Donglai almost burst out laughing, and the audience laughed loudly, "I knew you wouldn't be so kind."
Allen made a little joke. Then he laughed and said, "To be honest, I guess you hosted it was not as good as me at that time, but I hope you hosted it enough." Li Donglai said unconvincedly: "I am just a little worse than you."
Allen rolled his eyes with a smile and continued to ask, "lee. Because you hosted this Oscar, the ratings soared, and there are voices in the outside world calling on you to continue hosting the Oscars. So, if they invite you to host the Oscars again, will you go?"
"Of course." Li Donglai said without hesitation: "I know that there are many imperfections in hosting the Oscars for the first time. I like hosting the Oscars very much, and I have an advantage. You know, I am the boss. I can decide my job and don't have to worry about other things - it seems that I don't have any serious job either." After thinking about it, I said: "It's actually not easy to decide. During the time I hosted the Oscars, in my motherland, it happened to be the most important festival of the year. Everyone was reuniting with their families to celebrate the festival..."
"I know, the Chinese New Year," Allen smiled, and then explained to the audience, "Many Americans may find it difficult to understand, but this festival in China is the real New Year. No matter how far it is, countless people will insist on going home and spending with their families. And there is a long holiday."
"Ha, that's it." Li Donglai smiled and said, "Host the Oscars will take up a lot of time, which just overlaps with this festival."
...
After chatting for a while, Allen returned to his serious matters and said with a smile: "lee, today you are here to promote the new movie "Hangover 2". The production of the "Hangover" sequel will be released across the United States on the 26th of this month. I think those guys in the backstage can't wait to come out and talk, so let's invite the rest of the funny Gang of Four members."
"Okay!" Li Donglai followed the audience and slapped. The other three of the four-piece "Hangover" walked onto the stage one by one, with funny steps. Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, and Justin Barcelona, showed the audience's yearning for "Hangover" as soon as they came on stage. They were full of popularity, screaming and applause.
Except for Zach who often met, the other two of them had not been together for a long time, so naturally everyone could not help but have a lot of funny things and were playing tricks on their own.
In short, the atmosphere was warm and the response was good.
When you walk to the street, on some electronic screens in the square, a drop of ink will occasionally appear, turning into a phantom sign of a villain in the practice uniform flashes.
Then amid a burst of music, the beautiful natural scenery of Thai summer appeared.
The background monologue is that Zach is attending a luxurious wedding, with all the hangovers present, but the venue has moved from Las Vegas to Thailand. After Zach gave a speech that was extremely destructive, several people, along with Ed's brother-in-law Nikkun, had a drink on the bonfire of the wedding party: "cheers..."
So the good show was staged. As the scene changed, Li Donglai had just woken up from drunken hangover, and then Zach fell off the bed, his head was shaved into a bald head, and he had a big beard. Then Ed, who was the worst. Such a big man was asleep in the bathtub and had a ferocious tattoo on his face. A monkey wearing clothes jumped into the screen, which made everyone scream in shock...
When the audience sees this, they may think that the lost person is Justin Barcelona again. Everyone in the play also thinks the same way. Then in the trailer, Li Donglai appears for Justin Barcelona who is sitting right by the swimming pool reading the newspaper.
Oh, it’s not that Justin is missing, who will be replaced this time?
At this time, the magnetic narrator quickly said: "This May, Li Donglai, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Justin Barca, Nichkun, Tyson, William Jefferson Clinton. Are you ready to burst into tears this summer?"
The screen began to quickly, but it seemed to be related but it made people confused about what was going on. Four people appeared in an old-fashioned dormitory building, and then the outstanding yellow neck in the first episode once again acted as a black man-the Dao appeared...
Immediately, everyone experienced the crowded crowd with Thai characteristics. In the bar, Zach swept the whole house with a machine gun in his hand and scared the tourists in the house, and was beaten by monks in the Buddhist temple... and so on.
Chapter completed!