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629: The Birth of the King of Cold Jokes

"Wow, so arrogant"

"What to do, what to do? This enemy is a bit powerful"

"Look at the countermeasures quickly, otherwise we will be controlled by him when we return to our hometown today."

"He is so good at playing games. We must be looking for death when we play difficult games with him."

The few people gathered together and muttered constantly, looking like they were facing a great enemy, which made the audience laugh endlessly

"Why would Sister Na make a joke with him?" Haitao suggested

But Wu Xin still remembered Li Donglai's proposal, and asked in a speechless manner: "Then can we go to Grammys? I really want to go to the scene."

He Jiong advised: "Xinxin, don't bewitched by him."

Xie Na immediately stepped forward and said, "Come on, fight, if you fight, tigers are afraid of tigers?"

Li Donglai said with a funny look: "Are you the only one? Let's go together, come on, challenge me!"

"Okay, let's go together!" He Jiong also said, "Come from Wu Xinxin over there."

Li Donglai interrupted and said, "It's okay to add a punishment. I usually like to add punishment when playing games."

"Ah, I have to punish you." Wu Xinxin is afraid of pain

"Then what punishment did you say?" He Jiong said

Li Donglai said: "No punishment seems unsatisfied, we bounced our foreheads..."

"Ah, I'm so scared of this." Wu Xinxin shouted again for fear of pain.

Li Donglai recited like a mantra: "For the sake of the ratings, for the sake of the ratings, for the ratings..."

Several people were defeated in an instant, and He Jiong laughed and said, "You are really suitable for variety shows, and you always think about the ratings."

Li Donglai's many years of experience in variety shows naturally knows how to react better, so he acts arrogantly and puts his hands on his hips and says, "Of course I don't look at who I am? Oscars may go up."

Wei Jia suddenly said seriously: "You have said this twice. You won't really host the Oscars, right?"

Li Donglai shook his eyebrows mysteriously, "Of course, I have received an invitation, but the schedule is still being adjusted, and there is no formal reply."

Everyone was surprised again and the fans had already had a big fuss at the scene. The host Oscars was not true, Brother Donglai is so awesome! The excited fans unconsciously shouted slogans below: "Li Donglai Li Donglai Li Donglai Li Donglai"

Xie Na was discouraged and said, "If you lose, you will really lose. This opponent is so powerful! Look at the scene, it has become Donglaiming!"

"Ha, I like the 'Dong Lai Ming's'!" Li Dong said, and waved to the audience again, "Love you!"

It caused screams from the audience again

He Jiong made up his mind and said, "Come on, I don't believe that the five will join together, and they will lose to him Xinxin first."

Wu Xinxin also said simply: "My question is, listen, why does the rooster jump higher than the tree?" Li Donglai waved his hand and smiled: "It's so childish, because the tree can't jump."

"Ah, I failed." Wu Xinxin squatted down in annoyance.

Li Donglai laughed strangely and shouted, "It's my turn now... If you can't answer, you must take the initiative to be punished." After he said this, Wu Xinxin became even more nervous and stood up and listened.

"May I ask, what kind of beans will turn into when mung beans fall?"

Wu Xinxin said nervously: "Mung beans fall and turn into green beans."

Li Donglai laughed, "Oh, I can't even answer this." "It turns into a red bean!" He Jiong answered for her.

"By the way, when Hongdou went out to meet his enemy, he was punched hard. What kind of bean turned into?"

“…”

Weijia stammered: "Red bean paste?"

"Wrong! Call it Black-eyed Peas" Li Donglai gave the answer proudly, and the fans immediately cheered and shouted, and he proudly sang and danced the song of the Black-eyed Peas group.

Seeing that Wu Xinxin failed, she immediately squatted down and pretended to be sad.

Li Donglai did not forget her, "Stand up, I want to bounce my forehead, don't think I'll let you go if I squat down on purpose."

"Let me live!" Wu Xinxin begged miserably.

Li Donglai laughed strangely and said, "You ask the audience whether they agree?" Fans responded to him with a scream. Even though he was a fan of Kuaiben, he has now become Li Donglai's "Donglai's Life".

"Ba~"

"Oh, it hurts so much." Wu Xinxin covered her forehead exaggeratedly

Li Donglai said: "Don't pretend to be pitiful, I'm already showing mercy."

The Wei family stood up like a death sentence, and the next one came to me, "May I ask, a cute pig, what has it become?"

Li Donglai was stunned and tentatively said: "Foreign pig?"

"pig!" The Wei family suddenly shouted out the answer loudly, jumping happily and jumping happily when the Happy Family saw Li Donglai defeated Wei Jia, and was immediately happy. Xie Na said: "It turns out that it is only at this level, and it scares us so strange. Why were we afraid of him before?"

Li Donglai was choked and blew his hair up, "Okay, I'll reply to you as a dark horse and a pink horse, what horse did you have when you got married?" "Mosaic?" Haitao answered quickly.

"wrong!"

Wu Xinxin: "Zebra"

"It's still wrong! A shy horse!" He made everyone speechless in his shy posture with a shy posture.

He Jiong said: "Then this game is tied. It's time for me to ask a rabbit who is running. Then it jumps on his left foot, then changes his right foot, and then squats down and jogs slowly. Why?"

Li Donglai hesitated: "I want to change it because I'm tired?"

"No, because it is willing to slap~~" He Jiong smiled exaggeratedly, and the Happy Family was filled with joy again.

Li Donglai glared at him, gave you a cruel expression, and shouted: "I'll give you one!"

Fans were excited and screaming when they saw the idols and hosts fighting on the stage.

"Listen, Xiao Ming is very tired and under great pressure recently, so he asked a friend whom he has known for a long time: Friend, how should I relieve the pressure?"

The host on the stage was stunned for a moment and replied in a long while, "Go to run?", "Take a deep breath?", "Don't go online, some people say that too much online will cause this situation..." This was obviously what Wu Xinxin said.

"Wrong, wrong! Right-click to select winrar to relieve compression!" Li Donglai said the answer in a high spirit, then wandered around the edge of the stage, celebrating with fans, showing an angry expression of my victory.

Everyone in the Happy Family was very upset, He Jiong said: "You come back, at most this game will be tied. If you don't get beaten, we still have Nana without a question."

"Okay, she is your master? Just let the horse come over"

Xie Na was a little stressed and said, "Then I'll rely on you to be more concise. You can see people getting up early and returning late, then getting up early and returning late, and why do people go to bed?"

Li Donglai's face was strange, "That's a joke? Let me tell you, because the bed won't come over and let you sleep, you have to walk over and go to bed to sleep, and it's my turn!"

Xie Na slapped her forehead in annoyance, "I'm dead." "Don't worry Nana, he hasn't told you yet."

Li Donglai smiled and said, "Listen, you know the cannibals. The terrifying race feeds on people once they went to Los Angeles to take a plane to Tingdu Stewardess ask him, what do you want to eat? There is Chinese and Western food here? The cannibals said, "Give me a list of passengers." His sarcastic tone made He Jiong, who was laughing at the side with a very low laugh.

"And after arriving in Los Angeles, he was with his son and saw many people coming and going. The first person to see He Jiong, his son shouted: Dad, Dad, I want to eat He Jiong, he said no: He is the first host chair in our country, is he so OK to eat him? You can't eat it." Li Donglai said with joy and involuntarily, attracting other people's attention, "Because you will not grow tall after eating it."

"Puchi... Teacher He, haha!" Wei Jiawan laughed out loud.

Li Donglai ignored everyone's reaction and continued to say, "Next, Xie Na came over and her son shouted: Wow, Xie Na, I really want to eat Xie Na's father shouted: Can't eat, how can you eat her? Because she is so stupid and crazy, we will become stupid when eating her." He Jiong covered his mouth and smiled secretly

"After... Lin Zhilin came over, 'Dad, I want to eat that...''I can't eat that, take her back and eat your mother!"

"Hahahaha" He Jiong laughed again, three crows flying by on Xie Na's head

Xie Na said: "But where is the answer to this joke? I haven't answered it yet? It's not considered losing."

Li Donglai said proudly: "Have you ever heard a kind of cold joke just to make the audience laugh? It is a successful joke that makes people laugh, not a cold joke that makes people unable to answer. Just now, Teacher He laughed twice, the Wei family laughed once, and the audience laughed... Secondly! Such cold jokes do not need to be answered, and I will not give you a chance to answer, so if you lose, please put your forehead over you obediently."

It seemed that in order to meet the idol's victory, the high decibel sound waves meant that they laughed, and Xie Na felt a little frustrated.

He Jiong comforted: "He is better than many elements."

"Ba~~"

"Oh, why is it so powerful!" Xie Na covered her forehead and protested loudly, which attracted Wu Xinxin's empathy, "Yes, I felt it hurt just now."

Xie Na said: "It's because his hand is very strong, so it hurts if it hits our foreheads. I have to get one more." Xie Na started to "go crazy" again, a little unyielding.

Li Donglai hugged his chest with his hands and looked up at the sky, "Why should I give you a chance to make it up?"

Xie Na pulled him and said, "One, only one, please, I'll give you another chance."

He Jiong had no choice but to smooth things over again and said, "One is OK, one, the last round." Haitao was very grateful, "Then I don't have to compete? So happy."

Xie Na said, "Listen, for example, there is a car, Teacher He is in the main driver, you are in the co-pilot, I am in the back, who belongs to the car?"

Li Donglai suddenly looked up at the sky without saying a word

"Ha, I can't answer!" Xie Na happily danced the witch dance

Li Donglai walked up suddenly, with great momentum. Xie Na was so scared that she stepped back, "What are you going to do?" He Jiong said: "He is angry and wants to hit you." "No, he wants to touch me."

"Puchi..." Li Donglai almost squirted, saying, "Does such a simple question take me so long? Just take a taxi for me, it's such a childish question."

Xie Na was stunned. Before she could come back to her senses, she was hit on her forehead, "Oh, it hurts so much, why am I so unlucky? I hit the gun myself!"
Chapter completed!
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