At the end of the first round of the Premier League, defending champion Chelsea defeated West Brom 6:0 and ranked first. Last season's runner-up Manchester United beat Newcastle 5:0 and ranked second. They still showed their strength as a favorite to win the championship in the new season.

Although the other four favorite teams to win the championship, Manchester City, Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham were tied, they were fighting each other. It cannot be said that their strength is weaker than Chelsea and Manchester United.

Just like Manchester United is not the team with the best performance in the first round, Gao Xiaodong cannot be considered the best performance in the first round. The best can only be added to the best, because Chelsea's Drogba scored a hat trick in 23 minutes, which is no less than Gao Xiaodong, who has two goals and one assist.

In the post-match "Sky Sports" best lineup selection, Gao Xiaodong and Drogba were also scored 9 points. In the scorer odds of European bookmakers, Gao Xiaodong and Drogba also ranked in the top three.

But no matter how good Drogba performed, he could not grab Gao Xiaodong's headlines. This is not only because the Premier League needs new players, but more importantly, Drogba is not as good as Gao Xiaodong, and he will create topics.

After the game, the scene of Gao Xiaodong showing off his jersey after scoring twice appeared on the front page of all online media and paper media education news.

The Daily Mail quoted Gao Xiaodong as an interview after the game: "Gao Xiaodong only wants to let the fans know who I am." In fact, even if he doesn't show off his jersey, no one will admit his mistakes with Park Ji-sung and the original Dongfang Zhuo. Maradona, a Chinese country, is still very recognizable. Even if he plays for one minute, his presence is bursting. We cannot say that Gao Xiaodong will definitely become the king of Manchester United, but we can definitely say that he has this potential."

The Sun commented: "Handing up the collar and showing off the jerseys is completely opposite to the low-key and humble Chinese people in our minds, and it is even very different from Inter Milan's Gao Xiaodong. Is this the environment changing people?"

Even the serious Times has to admit that "the arrogant behavior of showing off his jerseys still looks very coordinated in Gao Xiaodong." He won four goals in the warm-up match, scored twice in the community shield cup, and scored two goals in the league's debut. Gao Xiaodong, who scored 8 goals in three games, is qualified to show his jerseys to fans. If Gao Xiaodong continues to perform like this, perhaps Manchester United's No. 10 will become a legend in the future."

Although Inter Milan reversed Roma 3-1 in the Italian Super Cup and won the championship again, the Italian media still had some jealousy when they saw Gao Xiaodong's performance.

"Milan Sports News" said sourly: "Although Gao Xiaodong is still magical at Manchester United and has the ability to become the world's number one, without Gao Xiaodong, Inter Milan is still terrifying. Sneijder's role is not worse than Gao Xiaodong, and he is more low-key than Gao Xiaodong. This year he is also a popular Golden Globe Award. He exchanged Gao Xiaodong for 80 million euros, and the remaining high annual salary is still not reduced. Inter Milan actually made a profit."

But the views of "Photo Bird" and "Milan Sports" are opposite. "After Manchester United won Gao Xiaodong, it was equivalent to adding a new engine with more power. It seemed that 80 million was too expensive, but on the first day of signing, Gao Xiaodong's No. 10 jersey was sold for 20,000 pieces. In less than two weeks, Gao Xiaodong's jersey was sold for more than 100,000 pieces, worth tens of millions of euros. If this continues, a three-year contract, not other sponsors, Manchester United can make a profit by relying solely on jersey income. If you win the Champions League championship, you will make a fortune in three years."

Among the many giants, Manchester United has the most fans in China. Gao Xiaodong has been highlighting continuously at Manchester United. Coupled with the domineering vertical collar and the behavior of showing off his jerseys, it gave the Chinese fans in the dark a ray of light. Chinese fans are extremely excited. Gao Xiaodong's Weibo has increased by 500,000 fans in one day. Whether it is paper media or the Internet, there are voices praising Gao Xiaodong everywhere:

"Red Devil King! The fat man has booked this position! He can be called the Red Devil King!"

"Three games have established their core position, Rooney should get out unless he is left to be a younger brother to the fat man!"

"Scholes must be a substitute! Sky Sports gave him 8 points entirely because he was old."

"Give up! Scholes is not even qualified to carry shoes to Gao Xiaodong."

"If King Dongfang is ridiculing and joking about Chinese football, then King Gao is rehabilitation of Chinese players. Chinese people can also play football well. We are the birthplace of football!"

"Support the fat man to take the golden ball! Fat man doesn't take the golden ball, and the law of nature is not tolerant!"

"The fat man doesn't get the golden ball in this performance. Will he only play Messi, Ronaldo, Sneijde, Xavi, and Iniestan who have only played a few World Cup games?"

"The quality of the World Cup is far worse than that of the Champions League. We must break the bad practice of World Cup champions winning the golden ball in the World Cup year."

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Of course, there are all kinds of birds in the forest. There are also some brainless fans of Gao Xiaodong in China. There are also Gao Black. The black spots are that Gao Xiaodong does not enter the national team, does not play for the country, and is not patriotic. The second is that he blindly admires foreign countries and believes in ethnology.

"The number one player in China's football team did not enter the national team. It's embarrassing to see the national football team. Is this patriotism?"

"The national football team can't lead it, and this is a manifestation of patriotism."

"If you have conflicts with the Football Association, you won't play for the country. What kind of star is this?"

"Gao Xiaodong will be in a bad life if he doesn't join the national team."

"Gao Xiaodong's body is not good, it will be over once he is injured. Yellow people cannot do it."

"Gao Xiaodong is fast and strong, and his skills are far worse than Messi in terms of technology."

"Can Gao Xiaodong's header beat Cristiano Ronaldo? He dares to compete with Maradona."

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If Gao Xiaodong is in China, it is a world of ice and fire, then Rooney is roasted on the stove in the UK.

Due to the influence of the prostitute gate and transfer gate, before Rooney finalized a contract renewal, Ferguson did not dare to let Rooney appear, for fear that Rooney would be booed by fans if he was not good at playing well. With Rooney's irritable personality, he might have to argue with the fans, affecting the ongoing signing negotiations.

Ferguson put Rooney on the bench with the excuse that Rooney twisted his ankle during training, but this excuse was teased by reporters and fans after the game.

BBC beauty reporter Luo Gan said: "Roone was injured in training. As far as I know, the one who was under his feet was Scholes, Ferguson's biggest confidant, which made people suspect that Sir Ferguson was punishing Rooney."

So David Miller, a famous English reporter, joked on Twitter: "I thought it was the one who shoveled by Florence himself, and that's right, the eldest disciple just took action."

After Rooney's transfer and prostitute, he said that he would stay in the team, and of course he could not scold him anymore. The two celebrities started to tease Rooney, and the fans below followed suit:

Everton fans said, "Rooney wants to go to Liverpool because he wants to play in another league (his sarcastic that the Reds are now worried about relegation)."

Chelsea fans said: "If we don't buy Rooney, who still needs to buy Rooney? He has completed the tasks we need for free to mess up the Manchester United locker room..."

Manchester United fans themselves said: This must be Glazer's sales**. Now it is becoming increasingly difficult to sell jerseys. Manchester United's marketing department has planned the "Rooney Crisis" with the goal of making some excited fans burn the little fat jerseys (there are indeed unknown people doing this) and then sell new ones.

Nike employees and fans said: This is an international dairy marketing activity. These days Ferguson proposed the "Cow Theory ("Roney may think that the cows outside are better than the cows at home")" and managing players is like managing cows: great cows + great pastures + great farmer = great milk. Sometimes cows are unhappy, and you need to move them to other pastures and stay with other champion cows. Only in this way can you produce dream cows..."

Some fans who believe in conspiracy theories believe that this is a good show that Xiaopang and Judgun have co-starred, and the purpose is to ask for money from the Glazer family. Because Judgun wants to buy Gao Xiaodong, Glazer definitely doesn't want to spend 80 million. Rooney wants to transfer, so he can only buy Gao Xiaodong to replace him. Now Gao Xiaodong has bought it, of course Rooney wants to renew his contract. Poor Glazer feels sorry for the disabled for a second.
Chapter completed!