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Chapter 2 What's so good about cultivating the Tao?

"Brother, are you asleep?" The sister kicked her brother with her feet.

Snoring came from my younger brother.

"Stop lying to me, I know you will snore when you pretend to be asleep." My sister giggled.

"I fell asleep, and I snore too." My brother said angrily. My butt hurts. If you want to make peace, just make peace? Then I am not embarrassed?

"Brother, are you still angry with me?"

"snort."

"Sister, I don't know that my grandfather would go to Wanxing Deaf's house to drink."

"Hmph!" My brother became even more angry. Why am I angry? Don't you know what you think?

"Sister shouldn't be wronged. Think about it, even if I admit that the money was stolen by my sister, will my grandfather not doubt you? You should know that everything you do is counted on your head. This time it is not counted on your head. Do you think my grandfather will believe it? In the end, both of us will be beaten. Are you right?"

My sister's analysis makes sense. After thinking about it, I feel that my sister is really good at it.

"younger brother."

"snort."

"Why are you still angry with your sister?"

"You said it was five dollars."

"I can't blame my sister. I originally took ten yuan. But when I went to buy spicy strips, I met Xiao Yunxia. Seeing that he was so pitiful, I gave her five yuan. She said she would pay it back to us when she had the money."

"Hmph!" My brother is still unhappy, I am even more pitiful. Who will pity me? The money was stolen by you, and the spicy strips were eaten by you. In the end, I was beaten by me. Who can be worse than me?

"Brother, what is there hidden in you? How hard is it?" When the sister kicked her brother, she kicked something hard.

"I'm sleepy." The younger brother turned around and fell asleep outside. He took out the black token from his pants with his hands and hid it under the pillow.

The child has a pure mind and falls asleep within a short while.

I don't know how long it took, but Zhang Jidong suddenly felt a stinging pain in his butt. When he opened his eyes, he found that he was pressed on the bench again. He felt that this technique was a little different from usual, and the force was still very different. So he looked back and found that the person who held him was not his grandfather, but the middle-aged man who ran into the short tree behind the mound last night.

Zhang Jidong was so angry: "Your mother! How can you beat me?"

The middle-aged man was not annoyed at all and smiled: "I thought you were a clay man and had no temper at all! If you had no temper at all, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you. My Taoist heritage would rather be abandoned than to be a coward."

"Your whole family is a coward! I'm not!" Zhang Jidong was angry. My butt was only beaten by my grandfather! My sister sometimes beat her, mainly because she couldn't beat her. When she was born, she was tall, looked like a boy than herself, and had a greater strength. She didn't beat her in her belly, and she couldn't beat her even more when she was born.

"It's good if not." The middle-aged man raised his hand and slapped Zhang Jidong's butt hard.

Zhang Jidong originally wanted to scold his mother, but he was pressed on the stool by others. If he scolded, he would definitely beat him harder. I will wait for this dog to let go and run away before scolding him.

"Why are you beating me?"

"Master beats the apprentice, can you beat him?" the middle-aged man snorted coldly.

"It's a fight." Zhang Jidong suddenly felt something was wrong. The master beat the apprentice, but I'm not your apprentice, "I'm not your apprentice."

"You will kneel down for me later. I will preach you the Taoist Dharma. You will be my disciple." said the middle-aged man.

"What are the benefits of learning Taoism? It's not good at learning things at all." Zhang Jidong only knew that he would be beaten if he had learned things. He would be beaten if he had not finished his homework. He would be beaten if he could not recite the text. He would be beaten if he could not write new words in class. He would be beaten if he was beaten if he could not write new words in class. He would be beaten if he was beaten if he was beaten after class, and his sister would be beaten when he went home. Now he would learn Taoism again and even dreaming. He would not be able to live this life!

"There are so many benefits. You can beat anyone." said the middle-aged man.

"Then I don't learn anything. If I beat others, I will still be beaten by my grandfather." Zhang Jidong shook his head quickly.

"Then you learned Taoism from me, and it won't hurt no matter how your grandfather hit you." said the middle-aged man.

"You're not lying to me?"

"I won't lie to you!" The middle-aged man became so angry that it was the first time he taught a disciple who was willing to become a master in order to get beaten. He taught such a stupid disciple. I wonder if he would be beaten to death by the ancestor when he met him in the future.

"Then I'll learn." Zhang Jidong remembered that he didn't feel any pain when he was beaten by others in the future. He was very happy and a smile appeared on his face. Zhang Jiling wanted to beat him in the future, so he asked her to hit him hard. When he hit the right side, I asked her to hit the left side. A picture appeared in Zhang Jidong's mind. Zhang Jiling beat him so hard that he wanted to cry. Zhang Jidong couldn't help but laugh.

"Get up early tomorrow morning and go to the back mountain. Take that token with you." said the middle-aged man.

Zhang Jidong finally fell into a sweet dream.

"Bang!"

The butt is burning and it hurts.

Zhang Jidong couldn't even open his eyes: "Sister, I'll sleep for a while."

"Ba!" This time it hurts so much.

Zhang Jidong turned over, but found that Zhang Jiling was still sleeping soundly.

"Let's go! Go to the back mountain." The middle-aged man said sternly.

"I just knew that I would be beaten when I learned Kung Fu." Zhang Jidong's tears fell out of two.

Take out the token from under the pillow and follow the middle-aged man out. The door creaked. It was still gray outside, and it was not dawn. Zhang Jidong felt very aggrieved. I was only so big that you wouldn't let me sleep. When I learned how to get beaten, I wouldn't get up no matter how you hit me.

"Let me carefully. My name is Luo Chengxuan. We belong to the Great Romon. Originally, when I entered my Great Romon, I had to have a grand ceremony, but now the situation is special. We will not pay attention to these red tape. Come on, come and kowtow to the master, and we will be masters and disciples." The middle-aged man waved to Zhang Jidong.

Zhang Jidong walked over and kowtowed to Luo Chengxuan honestly. As soon as he stood up, Luo Chengxuan pulled him to a huge rock.

"Come on, let me tell you about the introductory skills of our Great Luo Men. If you listen carefully, if you don't learn it once, I will hit you. If you don't learn it twice, hit you twice." Luo Chengxuan warned.

Zhang Jidong hung his head and walked over reluctantly. It turned out that he was a lie to me and was beaten!

Zhang Jidong has congenital deficiency, his development is slower than that of ordinary children, and his reaction is slower, and it is difficult to learn anything after learning. Although this introductory skill is quite simple, ordinary people can learn it if they learn it a few times. However, Zhang Jidong listened to Luo Chengxuan's lectures several times and slapped his butt several times, but in the end he still couldn't learn it.

"It's just an introductory skill. Even the coach of a pig can teach you. You can't learn it even if you teach you so many times. You're not as good as a pig." If Luo Chengxuan hadn't died, he would probably have been angry at this time.
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