6. Deadpool. Day of Freedom(1/2)
"Wade! Hi, have you woken up?"
Jimmy, a Level 5 Agent of SHIELD, stood outside the cage like a small square line. He reached out and knocked on the glass of the cell. He looked at the Deadpool lying in the cell snoring in front of him. He knocked hard until several minutes later, Deadpool, who was sleeping in a daze, opened his eyes.
He turned his head and looked at Agent Jimmy, and he said:
"What time is it now?"
"Uh, 10 a.m.."
Jimmy looked at the time on his wrist and answered Wade's question, but the next moment, Deadpool smashed the pillow:
"Oh my God, you have something wrong, isn't this still bedtime? Get out of here! I want to have a good rest."
"Uh, whatever you want."
Agent Jimmy said seriously:
"Anyway, I'm here to inform you that your time has come."
"Um?"
Wade, who was covering his ears and preparing to sleep, sat up suddenly, his disgusting, pothole-burning ugly face shone with full expectation. He looked at Jimmy standing outside the cell and asked:
"Which time? Are you finally going to send me on the road? Or, the one I'm looking forward to?"
"It should be."
Jimmy said:
"Who knows what you are expecting in your crazy mind, but I think you should be a little happier today."
As he spoke, he took out a stacked document from his pocket and expanded it. The Asian agent glanced at Wade, then coughed lightly, and said:
"Forget it, I won't read these nonsense. In short, Wade Wilson, a serious prisoner at level 6 of the Ghost Prison, from today on, you have been removed from the Thunder Special Attack Team. Because of your contribution to maintaining order, your remaining sentence has also been declared over. You can leave the cell and start a new life, Wade."
Agent Jimmy turned the amnesty order and put it on the glass. Wade also put his ugly face on the glass. He looked at the words as if he was looking at the best things in the world, and the signature from Merlin at the bottom.
A very magical signature, very beautiful, very similar to the flower-like characters in ancient classics.
Wade never felt that Merlin's name was as cute as it is today.
"Click"
Agent Jimmy brushed his agent's ID on the sensor in the cell, and the glass that had been closed slowly opened.
Wade, wearing an orange prison jacket, stood in front of the cell door. He looked back at the room he had made up. He took a step forward suddenly, then spread his arms exaggeratedly and kneeled on the ground, as if he was embracing freedom.
"Okay, stop posing, come with me, Wade."
Agent Jimmy shrugged, he said:
"Go and get what you have here, you can leave by car by yourself, or we will send you where you want to go, and I will pay for you privately."
"Wow, Jimmy, I never felt your little eyes were so beautiful."
Wade stood up, spread his arms to Jimmy, and he said:
"Come and hug me, just say goodbye."
"Well."
The agent looked at Wade's face that could make people lose interest in lunch and took a step back, saying:
"I know you're happy, but forget it."
"bring it on!"
Wade took a step forward without saying a word, and he hugged the unexpected agent, as if he was holding his dearest person.
Agent Jimmy was a little resistant at first, but a few seconds later, he reached out and patted Wade on the shoulder, and he said warmly:
"I hope you never come back, Wade, be a good person in the future and do something good. Everyone is going to hold a farewell party for you, but unfortunately no one likes you at all, so the farewell party will be gone. Uh, wait, how can your hands be sticky?"
"You know, I broke up a love a while ago, so I do it every night."
"Shat, hell!"
Jimmy's face changed drastically. Wade's bad living habits had spread throughout the ghost base. He pushed Wade away, then took out his handkerchief and wiped his clothes hard. He said to the innocent Deadpool:
"You're such an annoying!"
The agent glared at Wade in disgrace and said:
"Forget it, come with me."
"Don't be angry, Jimmy."
Wade chased behind the agent and shouted:
“I’ll pay for the dry cleaning fee.”
More than ten minutes later, in the office of the Ghost Base, Agent Jimmy, who had changed his clothes, handed a box to Wade, who had taken off his prison clothes and changed into a slightly outdated sportswear. He also covered his face with the hood of his clothes. The guy also knew that his face would scare others.
"This is what you were on when you were caught."
Jimmy glanced at the list and said:
"Including three dozen expired condoms, two women's underwear and your exaggerated tights, of course, the weapon is impossible to return to you."
"And this one."
The agent took out a bank card from his pocket and handed it over:
"The rewards for the last few actions are enough for you to live a peaceful life for a few years. Of course, we have paid taxes for you, so there is no need to thank you."
“wtf?”
Wade took the bank card with dissatisfaction, and he said:
"Do I think I'm like someone who can pay taxes on time? Hell! You guys are such an annoying group of people."
"Okay, the procedures are completed, get out of here."
Jimmy didn't want to argue with Wade anymore. He sat in an office chair and waved to Wade, saying:
"Go anywhere to harm others, but I still want to remind you, Wade, you are already on the S.H.E.L.D.'s superpower monitoring list, so it's best to be low-key in your future. I don't want to see you again."
"Although you drove me away so rudely, I will still miss you, my Jimmy, your little eyes, your weird accent."
Wade held his box, he whistled frivolously, and then turned around to leave, but when he reached the door, Wade suddenly stopped, he looked back at Jimmy, and said:
"Uh, I suddenly thought that my cousin was still locked up here, as if it was a sad indefinite imprisonment. According to Merlin's small-mindedness, I might never see him again in my life, so, can I see him before leaving?"
He patted his pocket while talking, and he said:
"Don't worry, I'll pay."
Wade's request was not too much, but Jimmy was still a little hesitant.
Deadpool begged:
"Please, Jimmy, man, he is my only relative. I have the right to visit him. You can't be so heartless. For the sake of I've done so many things for you and killed so many people."
"Shut up! You signed a confidentiality agreement."
Jimmy glared at Wade and said:
"Your missions on the Thunder Special Attack Team are kept secret. If you talk nonsense, we will catch you back. OK, don't show that damn expression. It's really ugly to twist your face together. You can visit Slade, but I have to watch the whole time."
Jimmy strengthened his tone and said:
"You know the rules."
"I knew you were the best, little Jimmy."
Wade immediately put away his weird expression and said to Jimmy in a flattering manner:
"Then let's go, end soon, I still have to enjoy my free life."
So Wade returned to the cell on the 6th floor of the underground. Of course, this time it was rare that he did not come in as a prisoner.
With the sound of the metal baffle clicking, Wade, who was standing outside the cell, once met his cousin, Slade Wilson, code-named Death Knell, the best mercenary in the world, but has disappeared for too long. The outside world has forgotten his name.
In the cell in front of Deadpool, Slade in a vest was exercising.
He was behind his left hand, and he only supported his index finger on the ground with his right hand, constantly undulating his body, and every push-up was extremely standard.
The bulging muscles on his body are not exaggerated, but the long-term practice has made him look like a bodybuilder, and he has not distorted during his long imprisonment career. In fact, the light reflected by his bulging muscles under the light made him look like a beast that suppresses himself.
Maybe the next moment, he will rush out of the cage and tear everything in front of him.
This guy and Wade are exactly two extremes. They are both dangerous, but Wade's danger comes from his chaotic neurotic thinking and his weird immortal body. In addition to the power of his body, Slade's danger also comes from his character and will like a venomous snake.
"Hi, cousin."
Wade glanced at Jimmy Wu, who was expressionless and wearing sunglasses, and turned his head to Slade, who was exercising as if no one was around the cell:
"I'll come to see you."
"Say it if you have something to do, Wade."
Slade did not interrupt his exercise. His chin-filled beard made him look more calm and tolerant than he used to, he said:
"Merlin generously gives you freedom, so you should cherish it. After you go out, find a good woman to marry, pass on the blood of the Wilson family, and bring it to me if you have children in the future."
To be continued...