11. A tragedy(1/2)
The stories that happen to the stars on Earth have nothing to do with Deadpool.
He had left the earth a few days ago, rode a spaceship prepared by the Mechanical God Cult, and accompanied by a raccoon and a strange tree man, he entered the vast sea of stars.
After several days of voyage, Deadpool has approached the destination of the trip.
"Deadpool! You ruined another treasured magazine for me!"
In this small spacecraft, the Rocket Raccoon grabbed a magazine and a large-caliber ray gun on his other small paw, and rushed into the cabin where Deadpool was in anger.
It's very angry.
The gray-black hair on his body was thorny.
It kicked open the door and saw Deadpool wearing only shorts doing some dirty traditional craftsmanship.
Deadpool, who was in an excited state, was startled by the sudden opening of the door. He let out a woman-like scream, but the next moment, he was shot by a raccoon in the head.
The disgusting blood and brain matter were sprayed everywhere. This scene made Groot, a tree man who had grown to more than one meter tall behind the Rocket Raccoon, cover his eyes in horror.
But when the Rockets killed someone, they were still angry.
It fired four shots at Deadpool's corpse like anger, knocking the headless corpse into a disgusting mosaic, and then throwing the gun in his hand aside.
It looked at the treasured magazine in its hand with distress.
That is the photo album of its ex-girlfriend, Succub Mandy, and the photo album of Little Succubus is definitely restricted, which makes men of any race breathe heavily at a glance.
This is the Rockets' last thought of their ex-girlfriend.
But now, the pages of the magazine are covered with disgusting and unknown white liquid stains. Even if the Rocket uses his tail to think about it, he knows what this suspicious thing is.
And there are only it on this ship, Groot and Deadpool.
Groot does not have that function, and those who do such evil things can only be abominable. It is time to go to hell's Deadpool.
"Oh, that shot just now hurts really."
Soon, Deadpool got up from the ground with his healing head in his arms.
However, this guy didn't have any angry expression on his ugly face. Instead, he smiled and grabbed his bloody underwear. He smiled and said to the Rockets:
"I didn't mean it, but you know mine, every time it's a squirt... I can't control it, it's dirtying your magazine, I apologize, okay."
Seeing that the Rockets were still angry, Deadpool's eyes turned again.
He lowered his voice, reached out to grab the ruined photo album from the Rocket's hand, and he winked at the raccoon and said:
"This is your ex-girlfriend's photo, right? Your wife is so awesome... Uh, I mean, I can compensate you one, so when we go back to Earth, I will give you my wife's private photo album for free."
"That's very exciting, ten times more exciting than this book for children, and my own signature..."
"You're such a bastard!"
The Rocket bared his teeth and gestured to Deadpool's small middle finger, but the next moment, the colored raccoon waved his finger to Deadpool, and it swallowed, saying:
"I want two!"
"Hey, deal."
Deadpool glanced at the succubus photo album in his hand. He and the raccoon's claws were held together, and both of them laughed in a nasty way.
This scene made the pure tree man cover his eyes helplessly.
"My name is Groot."
It lamented so much that, of course, as before, no one except the Rockets could understand what it said.
"Clean the place clean!"
After making the dirty deal, the Rockets shook their tails, pointed to the blood-filled cabin, and said to Deadpool:
"Then ready, we're almost at the destination, but Groot and I don't plan to go down that terrible place, so you can go alone."
"Okay, it's OK. You're the captain, you have the final say."
Deadpool was in vain with a magazine that he could "enjoy" for a long time. He was in a happy mood and didn't care about the raccoon's instructions to him to do this and that.
Anyway, there are robots that are automatically cleaned on the spaceship, and Deadpool doesn't need to take the mop to get the flesh and blood from him.
A few minutes later, the well-dressed Deadpool appeared in the command warehouse.
He was still wearing his red and black battle suit that looked like a cross-dressing maniac, wearing a hood, carrying two knives behind his back, clapping grenades around his waist, and two large-caliber energy guns specially made by the Mechanical God Cult were inserted on his legs.
In the lookout window in front of the control room, Deadpool could clearly see that in the small galaxy in front of him, there was a strange planet rotating around stars.
That's his destination.
"Hey, it's really disgusting to look close."
The raccoons operating the spacecraft looked at the projections on the surveillance equipment. As they got closer and closer to the planet, their true appearance was quickly exposed to everyone's eyes.
That planet is not physical, it is like a liquid planet, with its surface rolling all the time, like a tide of different colors.
But after getting close enough, the three people in the cockpit saw the essence of the "tide". It was not water at all, but a substance that covered the entire planet, which was as viscous as soft sludge.
They are densely packed together, constantly changing the shape of their bodies, and occasionally becoming very huge. They will devour the same people around them, and will suddenly become extremely small, squeezing among the same people to avoid being hunted.
Symbiosis!
These are all symbiotic bodies!
The symbionts covering the entire planet are numerous and cannot be counted at all.
The scene of so many slime-like symbiosis squirting together is enough to scare any normal person crazy. The Rocket turns his head and strives to prevent himself from watching the active planet and avoid more mental damage.
Groot, who was sitting behind it, covered his eyes with the branches' hands, and the little tree people were trembling with fear.
But Deadpool doesn't care, and she still has the heart to discuss the symbiotic communities covering the world.
This is normal, he is not a normal person from beginning to end.
"That blue one looks good, hey, that purple one is also good, look, it has become bigger, wow, it has become so thick and long!"
Deadpool looked at the slimes squirming and hunting each other's surface, and he chattered and made his comments, which made the Rockets feel uncomfortable.
Every time I see the planet composed of living symbiosis, it will make it very uncomfortable. It really doesn't want to stay here anymore.
"I'm going to throw you away, madman."
The Rocket pointed to the fixed landing warehouse on the edge of the spacecraft with a angrily voice, and it said to Deadpool:
"That thing can protect you from entering the interior of the symbiote planet. What you have to do has nothing to do with us. We are waiting for you in the star port 10 light years away. Once you finish what you should do, call us."
"Go and die quickly. Staying here for one more second is torture for me!"
“Oh.”
Deadpool didn't care about the Rocket's harsh words. He shook his butt coquettishly, waved his hand at the raccoon, and then rushed into the landing warehouse on the side of the spacecraft.
After several launchers were ignited, the submarine-like landing warehouse flew out towards the symbiotic planet.
Watching Deadpool's landing warehouse fall into the "ocean" of the symbiosis, and then after being swallowed up the next second, the rocket suddenly grabbed the joystick and controlled the spacecraft to fly away from the starry sky.
The squirming world can no longer be seen, which makes the Rockets feel much more relaxed.
Then it suddenly remembered another thing.
It turned its head and looked at the tree man Groot who was playing happily while grabbing the game console, and it said suspiciously:
"Why have you grown so fast lately? Is it related to the energy fragments you ate last time? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you want to find a lab to check it out for you?"
"My name is Groot."
The tree replied without raising his head.
As a result, it angered the raccoon directly. It snatched the game console from the tree man's hand and shouted to Groot in a stern father tone:
"Play less games, it will burn your brain. Also, who is this 'Little Hela'? Why do you hold you to play games every day? Did her parents ignore it?"
"My name is Groot!"
"Ah? She claims to be a god? Hahaha, you must have been cheated, maybe you are a girl from the second stage."
The raccoon laughed and shook his tail, and then yawned and threw the game console to Groot, it said:
"Forget it, play, keep playing, I'll go to sleep for a while and wake me up if something happens."
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On the other hand, Deadpool "spuns" into the symbiosis planet very smoothly.
The submarine he was riding in was specially designed by the Mechanical God Cult for his operation. After analyzing the symbionts that exist on the earth, the intelligent machinery used materials that could not be penetrated by the symbionts to make the instrument.
It is also fully automatic. Once it enters the inside of the symbiote planet, it will actively lock the direction and take Deadpool to the center of the planet.
Deadpool was comfortable and sat heartlessly in the cockpit of the submarine, with his feet on the control table, holding Mandy's photo album in his hands and enjoying it.
Deadpool didn't dare to tell the Rockets just now.
In fact, he and Mandy are also old **...
The kind Deadpool master cannot do such a thing that is touching people's hearts in person.
"Huh? Diving down?"
To be continued...