40. Madman raving(2/3)
"Why think so much? Why make yourself so tired?"
"Being a human being, being happy is the most important thing!"
Deadpool was talking a lot of things in a mess.
Merlin turned his head and looked at Deadpool who was shoving his eyes at him.
For the first time in his life, he looked at the madman in front of him so seriously.
After a moment, he said:
"Did you go crazy after knowing the truth?"
“Quality on the contrary.”
Wade made a smug laugh with his waist.
He said:
"I went crazy before I realized this, and fortunately, did you think that the mind of a normal person is subject to this terrible truth?"
"I accidentally touched the absolute truth under the illusion of the world."
Deadpool spread her hands and said:
"I should have collapsed, but my brain talks to me and it thinks it's not bad."
"I see you save the world and play with you."
"If you want to be a good person, be a good person; if you want to be a bad person, be a bad person."
"Nothing can restrict me, because to me, all constraints are fake..."
"When you don't take it seriously, it will naturally be the same thing."
He circled around Merlin for a few times, and he reached out and leaned on Merlin's shoulder and said to his brother:
"If you have enough of this fucking question and those fucking guys, don't let you send me back, right? My girlfriend will come back at any time. I don't want her to see me sleeping in the pool."
"How could she come back so soon?"
Merlin waved his hand and interrupted Wade's complaint, saying:
"Xia Kezhai is being crowned. She will become the queen of aliens, and you, you will become her husband."
"What did you say?"
Deadpool's eyes widened.
He stretched out his fingers and covered his mouth, asking in disbelief:
"My girlfriend is going to be the queen?"
"Wouldn't that mean that I'm going to have a queen with tonight...wow, I'm excited to think about it!"
“….”
Merlin glanced downwards and shook his head as he looked at Deadpool's crotch.
"You lunatic are so indecent."
"Okay, let's talk about the serious business."
He said to Deadpool with a serious expression:
"I'll ask you first, when you contact observers, should you take the initiative to contact them, or can they contact you at any time?"
"Look at what you are saying?"
Deadpool screamed unhappy:
"What you said is like a call girl on call! Of course, I will take the initiative to 'pass' when I want to play with them!"
"very good."
Merlin lowered her voice and said to Deadpool:
"I want to do something big, I can't tell you what I want to do, because you can't control your mouth, but I promise you that there are benefits to doing this, a huge benefit."
"I want to find some treasures with the original divine power of the universe. They are free in various parts of the universe. I can't just dive into the stars blindly... and there is not much time left for us."
"Hey!"
Deadpool blinked, and he said impatiently:
"You're still so verbose after you have a resurgence! Just tell me what you need me to do and what benefits I can get, right?"
"readily!"
Merlin gave Deadpool a thumbs up, who snorted proudly.
"I'll just say it."
Merlin said:
"I need you to 'cheat' for me!"
"You break the fourth wall, go to the world of observers, find stories about this universe... and then copy the locations of the strange things in the universe, their characteristics, and their whereabouts, and bring back the information to me."
He patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said:
"The more you find, the better, the reward... let me think about it."
Merlin rubbed her chin and said to Deadpool:
"Didn't you just complain to me, are you fake?"
"Then I ask you, do you want to become 'real'?"
Deadpool was stunned for a moment.
He looked at Merlin suspiciously, and after a few seconds, he said:
"What if you are bragging and beating me?"
"Even if I lie to you."
Merlin pointed to Deadpool's head and said:
"Did you lose anything?"
"Well..."
Wade grabbed his chin, he thought for a while and said:
"It seems that there is no loss."
"So, what if I can really do it?"
Merlin was very tempted and did a counting move in front of Deadpool. He patted Deadpool on the shoulder, and he said:
"Then won't you make a big profit?"
"Bang"
Deadpool clapped his hands suddenly and said excitedly:
"Yes! It's worth a try."
"Then go and do it."
Merlin said gently to Deadpool:
"I'll wait for your news."
"Okay, but you send me out first!"
Deadpool looked around and said:
"I can't get out of this."
"I said before, this is a dream, brother."
Merlin said:
"Just open your eyes."
"I know to open my eyes!"
Deadpool kept blinking and he said to Merlin:
"But the problem is, I just can't wake up."
"Um?"
Merlin turned his gaze to the world in surprise, and soon he saw the scene in Sulfur Harbor.
Deadpool's body was lying in the pool...
There is no breath anymore.
No wonder this guy couldn't return to reality from his dream.
He was really dead this time!
To be continued...