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39. Dreaming of Hell(1/2)

Not to mention the bizarre encounter of Xia Kezhe, the alien queen who was inexplicably helped to the throne.

On the other side of Sulphur Harbor, in the monsters' base camp neighborhood.

Deadpool Wade, who has been in this city for almost half a month, is enjoying his life.

This guy was wearing a shower cap, holding a wine glass in one hand and snacks in the other, and was sitting in a large mansion.

It seemed that he had just finished taking a shower, and under the shower cap, he could still see the bumpy and disgusting skin.

However, he was a little self-aware that even when he was wearing a shower cap, he still had that weird black and red hood on his head.

In front of him was a huge indoor swimming pool. On the rolling water, there were several little yellow ducks and a swimming ring with a rainbow pony printed on it.

And a few floating tempting ladies underwear.

Obviously, in the past period of time, this swimming pool was where Wade and his "real girlfriend" Xia Kezhai were having fun.

Opposite the swimming pool, a floating smart TV like a wall hung on the wall, and Wade's favorite cartoon of cats and mice was playing on the screen.

But under Wade's mask, there was no smile on his ugly face.

Instead, there is a kind of random confusion of life and death.

He was trapped here.

Just outside this swimming pool, there are powerful monsters guarding the door, and around the mansion, there are also a large number of aliens.

He can't escape.

Xia Kezhai locked him up here and regarded him as a male favorite.

When calling, come, and when waving, go away, this has caused Deadpool's heart torture, full of machismo.

It made him feel like a call-up duck who serves the fat rich women.

Of course, Xia Kezhai is not comparable to those damn fat women, whether it is his figure, skills, or his tempting and tragic face.

She never refused any requests from Deadpool when they were alone.

No matter how excessive the requirements are, they will be met.

Logically speaking, this should be Wade's dream of life

You don’t have to go out and fight to make money. There is a beauty who is hard to find in the world who is willing to spend money to support him, and all your requirements can be met.

Moreover, from the deadpool's vicious eyes, Xia Kezhai, who has been sealed for 1,000 years in the thousands of "intimate exchanges" between the two during this period and is very lonely, must have really fallen in love with him.

Just like Vanessa back then.

This is the second woman in Deadpool's life who is willing to give everything for him, not care about his appearance, not care about his crazy appearance.

Although he is an outlier, Deadpool does not care much about bloodline and race.

Anyway, Xia Kezhai promised that the two could have children, and as long as Wade was willing, she could be ready to get pregnant now.

If you have such a girlfriend, what else can you worry about?

It's like you've reached the peak of your life.

But it's human

It's so cheap.

After getting everything and enjoying it freely for a few days, Deadpool's restless heart became a little empty again.

An emptiness that is hard to describe.

He sat on the luxurious sofa with a wine glass, and looked back at the luxuriously decorated room around him, feeling a little depressed.

Everything is fine, but I just can't be happy.

"She is going to marry me, my god! Is she going crazy?"

Xiao Jianjian collapsed on the sofa like a dying person.

While pouring the wine in his hand on his mask, he said with no hope:

"Why do you have to get married? There is no freedom anymore?"

"I clearly met a woman who is rich and loves me. This woman perfectly meets all the requirements for my partner in my heart. Even my heart tells me that she is my perfect partner."

"This perfect woman doesn't like me looking ugly, doesn't like me being crazy, doesn't like me being crazy, doesn't like me being so angry, I can only hold on for 2 minutes (ps.1)"

Deadpool was like singing an opera, holding his heart in both hands, and saying in a humble voice:

"Ah, it's obviously two happy things, you can get double happiness, why am I so sad? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

As he was talking, this guy actually started crying pretending to be crying.

He cried sadly, and didn't know where he took out a handkerchief, wiped the wet mask, and then turned around nervously and screamed at the empty wall:

"What are you laughing at?"

"You are happy to see me sad, right?"

"You are still laughing! You try to laugh again! You are talking about you, the guy lying on the bed and looking at your phone! You are still laughing!"

"I will rush over sooner or later, cut down your xx and stuff it into your xxx! I will do what I say! Oh! Hell, stop talking, I'm so annoyed!"

He screamed and stood up, rushed into the pool, hiding himself under the pool.

It seemed to be avoiding something that only he could see and hear.

"I have to find a way to make Xia Ke gudu Gudu slow down. I don't want her to leave her, but she gudu Gudu."

This guy was holding his breath in the water.

Even in the water, he couldn't stop complaining that was completely uncontrollable.

After several minutes, probably feeling hypoxia, Deadpool jumped like a frog and was about to surface.

But just the moment his fingers touched the water surface that emitted a strange light.

A sudden and irresistible sleepiness poured into Wade Wilson's body along the extremely heavy current.

He felt something was wrong.

But before he could resist, the sleepy beast that came to attack swallowed him into it.

Deadpool's body lost control.

In this incredible state, in his sleep, his body floated to the surface of the water, as if he was lying in the water, the choking water poured into the respiratory tract along his breath, allowing Deadpool to quickly enter a state of suffocation and dying.

This is not a knife wound, it cannot heal itself.

In fact, for people with self-healing factors, drowning is one of the few ways to completely kill them.

Deadpool's breathing became weaker and weaker.

After choking enough water, the guy's instinctive struggled his arms also lost their strength, just like a real drowning guy.

He lay in the water, his butt facing up, and stopped breathing in a very embarrassing position.

But embarrassing

Well, this shouldn't be a big problem for Deadpool.

After all, he is either embarrassing or on the road to embarrassment.

It's embarrassing, this is his life state.

He was used to messing up everything, and was happy with it, unable to extricate himself.

"Wade Wade!"

The familiar call sounded in the sleeping deadpool's ears.

He opened his eyes blankly. Wherever he saw was a gloomy sky. In the dim clouds, there were beating white arcs shining, just like unknown lightning.

That reminded Wade of the bad memories of the birthday cake he finally got when he was a child fell into the dust.

An indescribable, pungent scent of sulfur also rushed into Wade's nostrils.

Wade couldn't help but cough several times.

Some other bad memories emerged in his mind.

It was not until this time that he realized that the mask he had been wearing on his face had disappeared.

"ah!"

Deadpool stroked his face as he was like a disaster scene. He let out a tenor scream and jumped up from where he lay.

"Where is my mask? Who took my mask! Such a big mask, why is that?"

It was not until after jumping up that Deadpool saw the environment he was in.

From where he is, you can see a piece of abandoned and anxious land, the black Styx River winds, and in the distant mountains, some demons flying around.

At his feet was a pool of magma rolling like a lake, and some elemental creature-like flame demons rolled in the lake.

"Hell."

Deadpool covered his mouth dumbly, his eyes widened, and he said:
To be continued...
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