Chapter 207. Drink more hot water
I'm sick! Li Xianyi has lived for decades and has helped countless patients, both men and women, but no matter what, he never thought that the old man would be in danger of his later years.
Take off your pants in public?
There is also a female clinic! What's more, these female clinics are not old and are still unmarried. After the king makes such a fuss, can he still get married?
You Ying Si are shameless, are you so shameless?
It's really a long time to live! "Your Majesty, I think this is inappropriate!"
Li Xianyi lowered his head, his face turned red like charcoal, and cold sweat flowed deep in his forehead and neck.
"oh?"
Ying Si sneered, glanced at her eyes and said calmly: "Since Lord Li doesn't want to, I have to use some tough measures to help Lord Li!"
Before Li Xianyi could react, two new palace guards in black armor appeared on the left and right, directly allowing Li Xianyi to "appear in front of others".
"Ahem."
Ying Si pinched his nose and was very disgusted.
Those male clinics are fine, there is no embarrassment.
But those female clinics, especially those who have not yet had their boudoir, have a low face like wheat ears, and they dare not look up at all.
"Don't be shy, see, the reason why Li Xianyi has no descendants has been found. This is Li Xianyi's own flaw, commonly known as "Skin Long!"
"———" Li Xianyi shivered because Ying Si was still waving a knife in his hand, and he was not sure.
"It's very simple to treat. You just need to find a medical expert like me and cut off the extra part."
"———”Cut it off?
It is the lifeblood that needs to be used to pass on the family line.
If it weren't Ying Si, but anyone else, would have been driven away by the Imperial Hospital as a madman.
But the one who taught was the King of the King who created a medical miracle! This was simply fucking. The King of the King often spoke nonsense, and it was difficult to tell the truth about the false words he said.
Cut with a knife?
Unseen! Unheard! Unprecedented! Unprecedented! Suddenly, everyone fell into silence.
This topic is not easy to deal with.
Ying Si must not tolerate such things. This is the Imperial Hospital. I am giving lectures, which is the legendary classroom.
The teacher asked, how could he have no reaction in class?
Don't give me face, right?
"Not talking is understanding, and I don't explain much. I will use a knife to cut human tissues. I named it "surgery". I decided to circumcise Li Xianyi after half a month, which is the graduation exam for your course."
"———" Li Xianyi was almost crying, and she was so scared that she trembled all over, her legs became weak, and she fell to the ground without lifting her pants.
King, don’t! These inexperienced groups of Shengsheng have never even taken the scalpel, so did you ask them to use the knife on their subordinates?
Regret! What Li Xianyi regrets the most now is that when he recruited young imperial physicians, he didn’t recruit many mature methods and skills.
"Your Majesty, you, you're killing me!"
Li Xianyi burst into tears and his eyes were muddy.
Ying Si smiled evilly: "Mr. Li, don't be afraid. Even if you die, you will still contribute to my medical career in Daqin!"
Li Xianyi bowed: "For the sake of the great Qin Dynasty's great ambitions and hegemony for generations, the weak ministers even died nine times and regretted it."
Inspiring and ambitious! How much courage did Li Xianyi spend on saying this? He must have committed a sin in his previous life.
For the country and the people, die without regrets! But Ying Si doesn't seem to pay: "Haha, it's useless to regret it. Who should I show you that way?
I will tell you, on the day of the operation, you should clean it, otherwise the smell will be too big!”
"———" I feel cold! Li Xianyi is like falling into an ice cellar.
Ying Si continued to talk nonsense, from circumcision to heart transplant, from puberty to menopause, from double eyelid removal to breast augmentation surgery.
Human plastic surgery, internal medicine, stomatology, anorectal medicine, gynecology.
Including but not limited to the above! In order to give a lecture at the Imperial Hospital, Ying Si exchanged a lot of books on medical skills, and the content alone was integrated for more than a few days.
The Imperial Hospital, no matter the old and new students, was very eye-opening, as if attracted by a beautiful world, and they had never seen anything from that world.
Ying Si did not intend to let them become fat in one bite. This lesson is a summary of medical research in the new era.
He plans to teach the next few classes separately.
After all, the human body structure is very precise, and every organ is enough to last for more than a few hours. Ying Si doesn't want to swallow it whole.
After all, he really wanted to teach, not to fool him! After a class, some people were drowsy, some people were thinking, only Li Xianyi, and he seemed to have collapsed.
Ying Si instructed: "Mr. Li, if you want to do it, isn't it just a circumcision? A minor surgery will be cured in half an hour!"
"I'm afraid they'll cut it wrong!"
Li Xianyi choked up.
Ying Si shook his head repeatedly: "It's not tilted, it's not tilted. The operation is to cure the disease and save people, not to harm people; Besides, if it's tilted, it's tilted, what's the matter with me?"
"————” "Why do the king insist on using me as a test subject? Shouldn't the king set an example and go there personally?"
Li Xianyi mustered up the courage to start questioning, and then lowered his head lightly.
"Ahem, I am definitely not a retreating person, but I can't do anything even if I want to set an example. After all, I don't have a long skin. I am not as good as Lord Li, and I have superior innate conditions. Let's take it easy. If your single operation is successful, I will name this operation after you, and it's called "Li Xianyi Foreskin Surgery"?"
"Your Majesty, it doesn't sound nice at all!"
Ying Si thought to myself, "I'm giving you a face, right? It's not nice, but you can hold it up too!" "Okay, that's all for today's class. You'll think about it carefully when you go back. In the next class, you have to take notes with your pen and ink."
Ying Si raised his eyes, but there was a burning gaze in his eyes: "By the way, do you have any questions? You can ask, I will answer them one by one."
Students who have been to school know that the teacher will give everyone a free time to ask questions at the end of their lectures.
But when it was time to ask questions, the boys seemed to be the turtle shrouded, but the girls were extremely active and excited.
A female clinic was like a bright moon. She stood up and bit her lip, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty, what is the period when a girl always has abdominal pain in a month?"
"———" I wanted to ask something, but my mouth was closed tightly, not knowing what to say.
This question is good! Ying Si likes to answer such questions. Without thinking, he blurted out: "That is a unique menstrual period for women. According to each person's physical characteristics, it will be within a fixed time range every month."
The female clinic asked again: "Well, when this happens, what should we do to relieve abdominal pain?"
Chapter completed!